Oh crap, not THIS game. Lester the Unlikley on SNES. So, this isn't a game I'd have high expactations for, this is one of those games you would rent over the weekend, it's not a big title like Dick Tracy, no, it's just this guy called Lester, who has this tendancy to be an unlikley hero. I mean, if he's a HERO, I need mental help.

   --- Why, Lester, WHY? ---
So, this guy called Lester starts freaking out while swinging on a vine in a  tropical island. If he's so scared of everything else, why is he doing this to  himself? Why did he do that? I'm gonna ask that a ton of times. WHY IS  LESTER DOING THIS? So, the story goes like this: Lester walks onto a deck  while he's ready to take a nap. So, he sits next to a piece of cargo, but falls asleep. But as he sleeps, the crate gets loaded onto a ship. Later on, some pirates attack and destroy the ship, leaving Lester to swin to shore. Yeah, the SAME PERSON WHO FELL ASLEEP ON A PIECE OF CARGO MANAGES TO SWIM TO SHORE. This time, I ask How, Lester, HOW? When he takes naps, he must
store up A LOT of energy. So, when you see that the game has begun, you see that he has this... weird walk cycle. WHO WALKS LIKE THAT? Why do you walk in such an odd pattern? Why, Lester? To get on top of any platform, you have to find a pointed cliff, and slowly climb up. It's like how I used to climb out of the pool. I'd take forever to get my foot on the side of the pool, and then it would take me a long time to climb up onto the side.

  --- Just take your time. ---
Whenever you get near a cliff, Lester freaks out. Whether he starts shivering, or he refuses to go down, it's just... like WHY, LESTER? If you;re a "geeky kind of guy", you should know how Mario fearlessley jumps from mushroom to mushroom. You can make a really short jump, you can do a little kick and you can... uhhhh... that's... kind of disturbing. If you jump to long, you take damage. Many great games like the 3D Zelda games and Super Mario 64 and Sunshine do this, but if you take a jump SLIGHTLY too long compared to what Lester is "used to", I guess. This means you can't jump off the side of a platform, you have to slowly climb down from the pointed cliff. Okay, here's the first enemy, a crab! I'm going to just kick... LESTER, WHY ARE YOU RUNNING FROM THE CRAB? Playable video game characters should not do things without you wanting to like that. Why, Lester? And when I go back, he slowly walks ans shields himself.
Oh, now you're scared of a turtle? Well, if I saw a turtle that huge I probably  would be. Now, you'll come to this cliff that's too high to jump to. You need to push a block there. Great games like Yoshi's Island do this, but at least your jumps are going to work, here, you have to be RIGHT ON THE PIXEL. It's like Batman Returns, with the hookshot. You have to be on the exact space and use the hookshot JUST RIGHT.

   --- Just take your time. ---
So, there's these birds that fly around. But these aren't any birds that fly around. These birds take you to the beginnig of the LEVEL. That's not a good game choice! You don't have enemies take you to the VERY BEGINNING OF A LEVEL! I can take birds that MOMENTARILLY take you away, but in THIS game, it's unaccaptable. So, I guess I'll just waste another half hour in this level. Okay, the second level is inside some cavern. There's these annoying bats, and these parts where you have to drop down, but you don't know what's below. It's like McKids, in the... I need to stop talking about other games. You just can't take the short way, otherwise you're asking for death. You just need to take your time. Slowly climb down each individual cliff and - I can't take this game anymore. This is just... they couldn't have been serious with this game. It's crazy.