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Action 52 on the NES is said to be the worst video game ever made. I cannot believe that I am making a review of this game, but I will talk about all the games in Action 52. This is going to be different since I can't make 52 reviews in one thread so I am just going to explain each game. First off, let me tell you from the start. When you play the game, it plays this song that people have heard of and it is kind of weird how they would put it in the game. The graphics look a bit bad, but it is what it was made for the NES. Games 1. Firebreather aka Fire Breathers - This is about a dragon game I assume. There is only a 2-player mode and nothing else. It looks like a fun game, but it is not fun playing it by yourself. 2. Starevil aka Star Evil - Let me tell you that in the beginning for the first time, you will die because there is a block in your way in one second in the game. It is a shooting game and it is not that bad, but it is just so annoying (it already gave me a headache for some reason). 3. Illuminator - It is a never ending game. You are a person that tries to destroy all the enemies, while everything is dark in the game. No matter how many enemies you kill, they will come back every 3 seconds. It is a frustrating game and is very stupid. 4. G-force Fgt aka G-force - It is yet another shooting game. This time it is just a side scrolling game and you just shoot enemies that are coming your way. Everything seems to be fine, but the only problem is that if you die, you start all the way back, you do not get any checkpoints. 5. Ooze - This game has the worst controls ever. You know how you hold the d-pad to run and hit a button to jump, well in this game, you just hit the jump button and move to be able to go to another platform. Horrible graphics too, looks like booger world. 6. Silver Sword - You are a person throwing swords in a green place, weird. There is no life points of scores in this game. 7. Critical BP aka Critical Bypass - You are a red circle that shoots anything, but the enemies move so weirdly that you cannot even shoot at them. You have no face so you do not know where you are shooting at. The background looks like an illusion that makes you want to feel sick inside. 8. Jupitr Scope aka Jupiter Scope - This game is another shooting game. All you do is shoot meteors and hope that you do not get hit by them. Probably the easiest game ever if you know what I mean. 9. Alfredo aka Alfred N The Fettuc (WTF?) - You are a chef that hits tanned bananas. I do not get this at all, but it is already boring me. Looks like the chef is in a mouse costume. When you die, he nods his head back and forth at you. That is a big weird. 10. Operat. Moon aka Operation Full Moon - It is a tank game that looks like you are at a green moon. You can barely see your bullets come out. I cannot go over the gray boxes where the enemies come out. This game is full of crap. 11. Dam Busters - This game is freaky. I think you are a bear that shoots red balls out and trying to avoid enemies in the game. Looks like an adventure game, but I highly doubt that. 12. Thrusters - Another shooting game. Nothing to say about this game, it is basically the same one from all the other shooting games. 13. Haunted Hill aka Haunted Hall - You are a women with huge jugs (bigger than her face) throwing counter-clockwise arrows. It is not that easy to play. I would say the best so far. 14. Chill Out - The controls are bad and I do not get the point of this game at all. 15. Sharks - It's obviously a rip off of Jaws. There is rarely any enemies coming your way. Not a very fun game. 16. Megalonia - This is yet another shooting game. It is probably the worst one yet. You can barely move and when you shoot an enemy, they leave bullets in your way so basically your screwed if you try killing them. 17. French Baker - You are a chef that throw pans (I think) at the enemies. The enemies look like donuts, envelopes, and other weird things. It is not that hard, but if you jump down, you will die. 18. Atmos Quake - ANOTHER SHOOTING GAME!! Nothing to talk about for this game cause it is the same shooting game, basically. 19. Meong - I have no idea what this game is. 20. Space Dreams - You will not believe this one. It is yet another shooting game only this one is childish. You are a pacifier for a ship and you shoot at stuffed bears. I do not know why they made this one, it is just so confusing. 21. Streemerz - This is the weirdest game ever. Whatever you touch will be a green frownie face and if you die, you will turn into a frownie face. You are a mouse dressed like a clown and you shoot a grappling thing that can move you upward. 22. Spread Fire - Another shooting game. This is getting annoying. This is the same as the others except that there is no background music. 23. Bublgum Rosy aka Bubble Gum Rossie - You are a girl that shoots bubbles at enemies. There is no enemies that you can hit so I am guessing that this game had glitches in it. 24. Micro Mike aka Micro-Mike - It is like a shooting game, only that you are going way too fast and there are enemies coming your way. To prevent from dying, you need to go through small openings and hope to not touch the left side of the level. It is impossible because you are going so fast that you need to go through small openings while dodging enemies that are twice your size. This game is obviously impossible to beat. 25. Underground - This game is not that bad, but there are a bit of glitches. This game is hard, that is all I can say. 26. Rocket Jock aka Rocket Jockey - This game is so weird when it comes to images. It is like a dream game and ANOTHER SHOOTING GAME. There are way too many shooting games in this game. 27. Non Human - I do not know who you are, but it is like Pitfall, except it is 5 times crappier. You just jump on blocks and shoot the enemies and try to not fall into a purple water filled with green skeletons. 28. Cry Baby - This game is pathetic. You are a baby and can hit enemies with a weapon of some sort. I think you are suppose to get all the items and kill the enemies to win, but I do not know, I could not beat it. 29. Splashers - This game is different. It is like Double Dragon, except that you have to attack your enemies before continuing on your adventure. All you fight is Spidermans and hookers. It is not that bad of a game, probably the best so far. 30. Crazy Shufle aka Crazy Shuffle - I have no idea what to do in this game. You and the enemies are very small and I can't figure out of you are suppose to kill them or get pieces that appear in the game. 31. Fuzz Power - You are a hairy man with big feet. I do not get this at all, but when you die, you are naked. That is just a little weird. 32. Shooting Gal aka Shooting Gallery - Basically, this is just shooting enemies. You never die and just shoot the enemies till you die of boredom. 
33. Lollipops aka Lollipop - You are a person that uses a lollipop as a weapon (WTF). It is just weird how they would make a game like this. 34. Evil Empire - You are a very tiny blue person shooting little balls at enemies. I do not know if you are suppose to kill all the enemies or try to collect items. 35. Sombreros - I have no idea what this is about, but you are a person wearing a sombrero and you try to avoid cars that will hit you. It is very stupid cause what is the point of shooting, except for shooting the enemies on the sidewalks. 36. Storm Over D aka Storm Over The Desert - This game is the only one that you can never die on. You are a messed up old tank and you can just touch, shoot, or run over enemies that are in your way and you will never die. I do not know why there is a giant person just strolling in the game randomly, but that is just weird. 37. Mash Man - This is like Fuzz Power, only that he is wearing clothes and has no more hair. I do not know how to beat the game cause it is so confusing. At least the controls in this game are normal. 38. They Came - Another shooting game, but this time, you can move anywhere. 39. Lazer League - Another shooting game, moving on. 40. Billy Bob - This game has no sound, no music, and pretty much impossible to beat. At least the game play is different than the others like the person can climb up by pressing the up button. 41. City of Doom - This is kind of like one of the scenes from Spiderman on the GBC. When you die, you turn into an angel, you cannot go through the windows or you will die. This game is stupid. 42. Bits N Pieces - It is a monster game, but the only thing you can do is jump so all you do is jump over the enemies and get to the end without dying. 43. Beeps N Blips - Not bad of a game. It is a shooting game, but you are just moving around and shooting at enemies. What's weird is that you are a diamond-shape thing shooting plus signs at enemies. 44. Manchester - This is the weirdest game ever. When you jump, the song pauses and plays a melody and then resumes the song. This is going to get very annoying. 45. Boss - I can't even get passed the bomb part. 46. Dedant - This is an ant game. You are a pink ant shooting balls at other colored ants and try to prevent them from coming near you, if they get near you, you die. It is so boring. 47. Mambo aka Mambos Adventures - Boring game. It has no value of being made as a game, it is just boring. 48. Timewarp aka Time Warp Tickers - This is the weirdest one yet. You are a...two fingers and if you die, it will say "Time?" where you died. That does not make sense. I would not understand why they would come up with these idiotic ideas. 49. Jigsaw - This is not a Jigsaw puzzle, it is a side scrolling game. Pathetic. 50. Ninja Asault aka Ninja Assault - This game is not that bad. I would try this game out, but does the level have to look like a reflection of half the screen. 51. Robbie Robot aka Robbie N The Robots - You are a nerd in a dress (WTF?). The first level is easy cause all you can do is run and shot rapidly and nothing can kill you, but on the second level, you start jumping over pits. 52. Cheetah man - This game actually has a story out of the other games. After the story, it says the title is called "Action Gamemaster." This game is so horrible. Although, you can do the jumping glitch and it will make you float through the level (if you don't get hit). The levels are messed up and this is the only game that is bigger than the others (but it still is horrible). Wrap Things Up... So obviously, you have realized that this game is just a load of garbage. I would not recommend trying this game. It is horrible and I guarantee that you would not want to play it ever again in your entire life. Stay away from this game, it is a waste of time. |
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Action 52 is just...ick. I don't like it at all. Cheetahmen is probably the best game there. Its my opinion anyways.
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WOW! Nice review, Marc! I wish my really old review of this game was as good... maybe I'll improve it! |
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