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01-02-11 10:57 PM
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There are LOTS of quotes in SouthPark, you've gotta have a favorite!

Mine, today is... You shouldn't use the term F*g, Kyle. It's Insensitive to butt-pirates.
There are LOTS of quotes in SouthPark, you've gotta have a favorite!

Mine, today is... You shouldn't use the term F*g, Kyle. It's Insensitive to butt-pirates.
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Mine would have to be "Screw you guys, I'm going home", said by Cartman. If you IM me, you will see that as my little status. :3
Mine would have to be "Screw you guys, I'm going home", said by Cartman. If you IM me, you will see that as my little status. :3
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"You killed kenny!, You bar terds!"

Classic, so classic.
"You killed kenny!, You bar terds!"

Classic, so classic.
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ill kick you in the nuts....eric cartman
ill kick you in the nuts....eric cartman
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Eric Cartman - What-evah! I'll do what I waunt!

Eric Cartman - What-evah! I'll do what I waunt!

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"Dude... this is pretty f*ed up right here..." -Stan Marsh
"Dude... this is pretty f*ed up right here..." -Stan Marsh
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Stan - You artard it's an MMORPG, I'm talking to my friends via TeamSpeak.

Randy - Im not an artard...
Stan - You artard it's an MMORPG, I'm talking to my friends via TeamSpeak.

Randy - Im not an artard...
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Cartman "Respect my Athoriteh!!"
Cartman "Respect my Athoriteh!!"
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Screw you guys... Im going home.
Screw you guys... Im going home.
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"SCREW YOU GUYS, I'M GOIN' HOME!"
"YOU WILL RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAAAAAH!"
"Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, climbed up the gay man's ass"
"Butters....what the hell are you doing?"

But my all-time fave is:

"OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED KENNY! YOU BA$TARDS!"

I love the Kenny death gags. Too bad Trey & Matt don't do them anymore
"SCREW YOU GUYS, I'M GOIN' HOME!"
"YOU WILL RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAAAAAH!"
"Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, climbed up the gay man's ass"
"Butters....what the hell are you doing?"

But my all-time fave is:

"OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED KENNY! YOU BA$TARDS!"

I love the Kenny death gags. Too bad Trey & Matt don't do them anymore
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Oh Kyles moms a Big fat b*tch the biggest b*tch in the whole wide world....I'd type the rest but we all know and love this song by cartman
Oh Kyles moms a Big fat b*tch the biggest b*tch in the whole wide world....I'd type the rest but we all know and love this song by cartman
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[Mr Garrison]
Okay children, lets start off with a few new maths problems. What's 5x2?
C'mon children, don't be shy just give it your best shot. Yes Clyde?

[Clyde]
12?

[Mr Garrison]
Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone whos not a
complete retard. Anyone? C'mon, don't be shy.

[Kyle]
I think I know the answer Mr Garrison!

[Cartman]
Meh meh meh meh meh meh mehmeh!

[Kyle]
Shut up fat boy!

[Cartman]
Don't call me fat, you f*in' jew!

[Mr Garrison]
Eric! Did you just say the 'F' word?!

[Cartman]
Jew?

[Kyle]
No, he's talkin' about F*. You can't say F* in school, you
f*in' fat a**.

[Mr Garrison]
KYLE!

[Cartman]
Why the f* not?

[Mr Garrison]
ERIC!

[Stan]
Dude, you just said f* again!

[Mr Garrison]
STANLEY!

[Kenny]
(muffled) f*

[Mr Garrison]
KENNY!

[Cartman]
What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! F*, f*ity, f*, f*, f*!

[Mr Garrison]
How would you like to go see the school councellor?!

[Cartman]
How would you like to suck my balls?

*big gasp from whole class*

[Mr Garrison]
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!

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Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Actually, what I said was,
*pulls out megaphone*
"HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR GARRISON?!?!"

(Stan) Holy sh* dude.

[Mr Garrison]
Okay children, lets start off with a few new maths problems. What's 5x2?
C'mon children, don't be shy just give it your best shot. Yes Clyde?

[Clyde]
12?

[Mr Garrison]
Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone whos not a
complete retard. Anyone? C'mon, don't be shy.

[Kyle]
I think I know the answer Mr Garrison!

[Cartman]
Meh meh meh meh meh meh mehmeh!

[Kyle]
Shut up fat boy!

[Cartman]
Don't call me fat, you f*in' jew!

[Mr Garrison]
Eric! Did you just say the 'F' word?!

[Cartman]
Jew?

[Kyle]
No, he's talkin' about F*. You can't say F* in school, you
f*in' fat a**.

[Mr Garrison]
KYLE!

[Cartman]
Why the f* not?

[Mr Garrison]
ERIC!

[Stan]
Dude, you just said f* again!

[Mr Garrison]
STANLEY!

[Kenny]
(muffled) f*

[Mr Garrison]
KENNY!

[Cartman]
What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! F*, f*ity, f*, f*, f*!

[Mr Garrison]
How would you like to go see the school councellor?!

[Cartman]
How would you like to suck my balls?

*big gasp from whole class*

[Mr Garrison]
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!

[Cartman]
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Actually, what I said was,
*pulls out megaphone*
"HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR GARRISON?!?!"

(Stan) Holy sh* dude.
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My favourite quotes are


[Cartman] screw you guys i'm going home


Stan & Kyle] oh my god they killed kenny YOU BAS****


[Cartman]I'll kick you in the nuts


[Cop] Okay move along people there's nothing to see here


[Industrail Arts Teacher] Stop screwing around, you screws aroung too much





My favourite quotes are


[Cartman] screw you guys i'm going home


Stan & Kyle] oh my god they killed kenny YOU BAS****


[Cartman]I'll kick you in the nuts


[Cop] Okay move along people there's nothing to see here


[Industrail Arts Teacher] Stop screwing around, you screws aroung too much





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My most favorite quote from south park is "respect my authoritah",but I also have many others including "no kitty thats my pot pie no kitty thats a bad kitty" another one is "screw you guys i'm going home" next is "I'll go over hnere and you go over hnere.South park is one of my most favorite shows I've seen every episode.
My most favorite quote from south park is "respect my authoritah",but I also have many others including "no kitty thats my pot pie no kitty thats a bad kitty" another one is "screw you guys i'm going home" next is "I'll go over hnere and you go over hnere.South park is one of my most favorite shows I've seen every episode.
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The best lines are from when Cartman started the band Faith + 1.

"Token, go in your basement, get your bass guitar, meet at my house."
"We don't have a bass guitar in our basement, Cartman."
"Token, you're black, you have a base guitar."

Later in the same episode.

"Okay, Token, give me a smooooth base line."
"I told you I don't know how to play bass, Cartman!"
*sigh* "Token, you're black, you play bass."
"I'm sick of your racist remarks!"
"Be as sick as you want, just give me a goddam bass line!"

Incredible.
The best lines are from when Cartman started the band Faith + 1.

"Token, go in your basement, get your bass guitar, meet at my house."
"We don't have a bass guitar in our basement, Cartman."
"Token, you're black, you have a base guitar."

Later in the same episode.

"Okay, Token, give me a smooooth base line."
"I told you I don't know how to play bass, Cartman!"
*sigh* "Token, you're black, you play bass."
"I'm sick of your racist remarks!"
"Be as sick as you want, just give me a goddam bass line!"

Incredible.
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Wendy- Hey Stan!
Stan- BLARGH *throw up*

Mr Garrison/Mr Hat- No _____, YOU GO TO HELL, YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!

Wendy- Don't f*** with Wendy Testaburger!

Miss Crabtree- SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
Wendy- Hey Stan!
Stan- BLARGH *throw up*

Mr Garrison/Mr Hat- No _____, YOU GO TO HELL, YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!

Wendy- Don't f*** with Wendy Testaburger!

Miss Crabtree- SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
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"YAR I WANT CHEEZYPOOFZ" Eric Cartman.
I believe its taken from the movie.
"YAR I WANT CHEEZYPOOFZ" Eric Cartman.
I believe its taken from the movie.
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my favourite line of all time, and this is through all southpark, was the movie where theyre in the trenches, when canada is fighting america and cartman goes:

cartman:"kyle, all those times i called you a big dumb jew...i dint mean it, youre not a jew"

kyle:"...yes i am cartman, i am a jew!"

cartman"no no no no kyle, dont be so hard on yourself"

lol, is there anyone they havnt insulted yet?

my favourite line of all time, and this is through all southpark, was the movie where theyre in the trenches, when canada is fighting america and cartman goes:

cartman:"kyle, all those times i called you a big dumb jew...i dint mean it, youre not a jew"

kyle:"...yes i am cartman, i am a jew!"

cartman"no no no no kyle, dont be so hard on yourself"

lol, is there anyone they havnt insulted yet?

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