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03-31-10 07:31 PM
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Originally posted by Kahelofdoom
True story:
Ok so I walked into a Wal-mart with another friend and we were just messing around. Grabbing toys and playing with them, riding on the bikes and what not. So my friend gets this idea to grab the rolling trash can and hide in it. She hides in the trashcan and then tell me to roll her out to the middle of the store and just walk away. After I done this I hear screaming and run back. It turns out and old women opened up the trash can, my friend had snagged a mask[I believe it was an ape or something I don't remember fully] and she started screaming at the old woman. The old lady falls down clutching her chest and me and my friend start running full speed out the door. Somehow we managed to get away from security and an off duty cop and have yet to be caught.

Long story short: Have a friend sit in a trash can with a lid and scream at people who open it


VERY nice. That is a good, clean prank right there.
Originally posted by Kahelofdoom
True story:
Ok so I walked into a Wal-mart with another friend and we were just messing around. Grabbing toys and playing with them, riding on the bikes and what not. So my friend gets this idea to grab the rolling trash can and hide in it. She hides in the trashcan and then tell me to roll her out to the middle of the store and just walk away. After I done this I hear screaming and run back. It turns out and old women opened up the trash can, my friend had snagged a mask[I believe it was an ape or something I don't remember fully] and she started screaming at the old woman. The old lady falls down clutching her chest and me and my friend start running full speed out the door. Somehow we managed to get away from security and an off duty cop and have yet to be caught.

Long story short: Have a friend sit in a trash can with a lid and scream at people who open it


VERY nice. That is a good, clean prank right there.
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Shoot everyone in the store with air soft guns and I mean like a chaingun if they even make those.
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Dress up as a best buy employee and go around acting like a wal-mart employee.
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Walk up to a microphone and say, "Clean up in the electronics section. Bring a fire extinguisher."
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Go into the video game section and find any new, exciting system or game that just came out. Begin staring blankly at it for hours and see of anyone notices. Drool if necessary.
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you light a match in beetween two isles drop it and start yelling at it and calling it names as the fire spreads it attracts more and more attention. then when the isle is crowded get someones abandoned shoping cart and ram it into the loose isle crushing them all then grab as much as you can and run around screaming blueberries!
you light a match in beetween two isles drop it and start yelling at it and calling it names as the fire spreads it attracts more and more attention. then when the isle is crowded get someones abandoned shoping cart and ram it into the loose isle crushing them all then grab as much as you can and run around screaming blueberries!
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Originally posted by pennylessz
you light a match in beetween two isles an start yelling at it and calling it names as the fire spreads it attracts more and more attention. then when the isle is crowded get someones abandoned shoping cart and ram it into the lose isle crushing them all then grab as much as you can and run around screaming blueberries!


Yeah, but there would be at least a 1000 dollar fine.
Originally posted by pennylessz
you light a match in beetween two isles an start yelling at it and calling it names as the fire spreads it attracts more and more attention. then when the isle is crowded get someones abandoned shoping cart and ram it into the lose isle crushing them all then grab as much as you can and run around screaming blueberries!


Yeah, but there would be at least a 1000 dollar fine.
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or they might send you to crazy house lol no but seriously you would either go to jail or to the mental home i mean there had to of been atleast 12 people not to mention firefighters.
or they might send you to crazy house lol no but seriously you would either go to jail or to the mental home i mean there had to of been atleast 12 people not to mention firefighters.
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no comment on the above... didn't see a reason to be kicked out...


In real life i took a dog into the Gettysburg Wal-Mart and pretended to be blind so she could walk around with me... Needless to say Waffles was kicked out and I was as well...


no comment on the above... didn't see a reason to be kicked out...


In real life i took a dog into the Gettysburg Wal-Mart and pretended to be blind so she could walk around with me... Needless to say Waffles was kicked out and I was as well...
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Originally posted by axemurderboy


no comment on the above... didn't see a reason to be kicked out...


In real life i took a dog into the Gettysburg Wal-Mart and pretended to be blind so she could walk around with me... Needless to say Waffles was kicked out and I was as well...


See, that's what this is for. If you can you can make it sillyer, that depends on how real it was.
Originally posted by axemurderboy


no comment on the above... didn't see a reason to be kicked out...


In real life i took a dog into the Gettysburg Wal-Mart and pretended to be blind so she could walk around with me... Needless to say Waffles was kicked out and I was as well...


See, that's what this is for. If you can you can make it sillyer, that depends on how real it was.
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Chase people with cutlery , they'd probably sue you though :p
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Thats crazy, you are right though, you would get sued.


Go to the bathroom with a cantolope(keep it concealed) make sure there are a lot of people in there first. Go into one of the stalls, make grunting noises, and drop the cantolope in the toilet. Afterwards, walk out, suck in your gut, wipe sweat off of your face and exclaim "Whew, that's better!"
Thats crazy, you are right though, you would get sued.


Go to the bathroom with a cantolope(keep it concealed) make sure there are a lot of people in there first. Go into one of the stalls, make grunting noises, and drop the cantolope in the toilet. Afterwards, walk out, suck in your gut, wipe sweat off of your face and exclaim "Whew, that's better!"
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Well I've been kicked out of 3 Walmarts...

First time was for shopping cart jousting...

Second was for being drunk on the intercom looking for a friend of mine...

Third was for 10 man sword fight brawl with nerf weapons...

Good times
Well I've been kicked out of 3 Walmarts...

First time was for shopping cart jousting...

Second was for being drunk on the intercom looking for a friend of mine...

Third was for 10 man sword fight brawl with nerf weapons...

Good times
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Bring a loud air horn. Hide in any place where you can be kept concealed. Sound the air horn, but only for a second. Move to a new hiding place. wait about 3 minutes. Sound air horn for a second again. Repeat as many times as nessesary until you are caught.
Bring a loud air horn. Hide in any place where you can be kept concealed. Sound the air horn, but only for a second. Move to a new hiding place. wait about 3 minutes. Sound air horn for a second again. Repeat as many times as nessesary until you are caught.
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crouch in the clothing racks and talk to people as they walk by.......
or go into any section where you can conceal yourself and wait till the walmart closes then hop out and scare the night staff, i will admit it only works at smaller walmarts but it happened to a lady when i was working there there were two twelve year old boys that "ran away from home" hiding in the baby section behind some stroller boxes...... she noticed the boxes were sticking out so she went to push them in and the kids pushed back.... gave the poor lady a good scare! lmao!
crouch in the clothing racks and talk to people as they walk by.......
or go into any section where you can conceal yourself and wait till the walmart closes then hop out and scare the night staff, i will admit it only works at smaller walmarts but it happened to a lady when i was working there there were two twelve year old boys that "ran away from home" hiding in the baby section behind some stroller boxes...... she noticed the boxes were sticking out so she went to push them in and the kids pushed back.... gave the poor lady a good scare! lmao!
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Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
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Throw the books in the air and push shelves into each other Lol, you would be fined...
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open up lazer tag and batteries and proceed to play around the store, when they ask u to stop just be like hey, i was gonna pay for it.
open up lazer tag and batteries and proceed to play around the store, when they ask u to stop just be like hey, i was gonna pay for it.
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