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Ways to get kicked out of Wal*Mart

 

02-23-13 07:17 PM
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You go into the store and say "Go To TARGET now they have better deals" you will be out before you can count to 10.
You go into the store and say "Go To TARGET now they have better deals" you will be out before you can count to 10.
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One way is to steal thing from the wal mart. It pretty much the stupid thing that people steal from the wal-mart. They can be ban from the store up to year or so. Some people are not smart and making. Second way is people sometime carry weapon into the store. I only think this, because that how they can call the police.  Some people tries get into fight in front of the store and that happen sometimes. People make a threat which can happen and they call police. Next thing I was thinking people who was drunk and get in to trouble.
One way is to steal thing from the wal mart. It pretty much the stupid thing that people steal from the wal-mart. They can be ban from the store up to year or so. Some people are not smart and making. Second way is people sometime carry weapon into the store. I only think this, because that how they can call the police.  Some people tries get into fight in front of the store and that happen sometimes. People make a threat which can happen and they call police. Next thing I was thinking people who was drunk and get in to trouble.
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Here are a few ways to get kicked out.


Make a sign labled self checkou

Grab some tape
When wal-marts check-out is really busy open up a checkout then tape your self check-out sign then pay for your items yourself or put items on the conveyor belt then throw them in the cart then run out past the security arms.


Grab some black and white paint 12 carts and 12 friendd. Paint a starting line then map out your course then grab fruit then start the race of 3 laps while throwing the fruit at the other racers.Mario kart style racing at walmart. Do this in food section.


Make signs called more check-outs here

Tape them to every fire exit door

Disable all the cameras indoors and outdoors

Change the price of any item.


Take walmarts coinstar machine and go to check-out and try to buy the machine. Then go to customer service and ask them for a refund on the coinstsr machine.


Make a cd of you saying All white people belong at target then play it on the intercom then find a way to make the cd drive impossible to open.
Here are a few ways to get kicked out.


Make a sign labled self checkou

Grab some tape
When wal-marts check-out is really busy open up a checkout then tape your self check-out sign then pay for your items yourself or put items on the conveyor belt then throw them in the cart then run out past the security arms.


Grab some black and white paint 12 carts and 12 friendd. Paint a starting line then map out your course then grab fruit then start the race of 3 laps while throwing the fruit at the other racers.Mario kart style racing at walmart. Do this in food section.


Make signs called more check-outs here

Tape them to every fire exit door

Disable all the cameras indoors and outdoors

Change the price of any item.


Take walmarts coinstar machine and go to check-out and try to buy the machine. Then go to customer service and ask them for a refund on the coinstsr machine.


Make a cd of you saying All white people belong at target then play it on the intercom then find a way to make the cd drive impossible to open.
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some crazy old man got kicked out of my local walmart for going in the little girl aisle with the baby dolls and barbies and stuff because he took off all his clothes and was climbing up the racks of toys and another guy pretended to leave his phone in the dressing room on accident with record going but he got busted because durr his phone -.-
some crazy old man got kicked out of my local walmart for going in the little girl aisle with the baby dolls and barbies and stuff because he took off all his clothes and was climbing up the racks of toys and another guy pretended to leave his phone in the dressing room on accident with record going but he got busted because durr his phone -.-
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So... I saw this one guy... go, and drink a soda... and not pay for it. XD
So... I saw this one guy... go, and drink a soda... and not pay for it. XD
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thing1 : Wow. Hard-FRICKIN-core. You could get kicked out of wal*_mart by running down the halls screaming "Uncle Unkie!" And take a jizz on the bikes.
thing1 : Wow. Hard-FRICKIN-core. You could get kicked out of wal*_mart by running down the halls screaming "Uncle Unkie!" And take a jizz on the bikes.
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Go in and ask every employee you see were the nearest target is this works 99% of the time the other 1% of the time you end up at target
Go in and ask every employee you see were the nearest target is this works 99% of the time the other 1% of the time you end up at target
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Stand in the store and tell the customers Walters line (Jeff Dunham)
Welcome to Walmart get you *cough* and get out lol
I'm sure all you fans will know what I mean
Stand in the store and tell the customers Walters line (Jeff Dunham)
Welcome to Walmart get you *cough* and get out lol
I'm sure all you fans will know what I mean
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EvilAlu : I would dare to do that..
Ride a shopping cart to McDonalds and load the cart with McChickens (5000) and take them out on Walmart's floor.
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Ride a shopping cart to McDonalds and load the cart with McChickens (5000) and take them out on Walmart's floor.
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by punching a clerk. now i think thats kinda funny.
by punching a clerk. now i think thats kinda funny.
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This will be bad... Okay, go to Wal-mart... Then you scream at the greeter in his tone, go to a scanner and try to scan your butt while you ask the cashier, "What year is it?". When he answers, you give him a big hug and run out laughing with your pants around your ankles screaming, "IT WORKED, BROS!" This is guaranteed to get you kicked out... and possibly arrested. Don't try this at home!
This will be bad... Okay, go to Wal-mart... Then you scream at the greeter in his tone, go to a scanner and try to scan your butt while you ask the cashier, "What year is it?". When he answers, you give him a big hug and run out laughing with your pants around your ankles screaming, "IT WORKED, BROS!" This is guaranteed to get you kicked out... and possibly arrested. Don't try this at home!
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Let's keep it simple - Try to steal something but fail. Possibly the easiest way to get kicked out of Walmart.
Let's keep it simple - Try to steal something but fail. Possibly the easiest way to get kicked out of Walmart.
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Make a fake wal-mart name tag. Put on a blue shirt (similar to the employees) and walk up to old people and tell them that you are gonna help them with their shopping list. ~wait for it~ Also tell them while you both shop you have to suggestive sell some items on your list while you look for theirs. ~wait for it~ Every 2 to 3 items on the shopper's list lead him/her to the condom and lube aisle. At first he/she might say no so quickly smile and say "I'm sorry it just my job to try and sell the stuff on my list."~wait for it wait for it~ Find another 2 or 3 item on his/her list then lead him/her back to the condoms and lube. He/she may get suspicious either this time or sometimes you can do it again either way keep repeating the process until he/she wants to see your manager. Then say "but sir/ma'am we haven't gotten to the rest of my list." Show him/her the list that says 

1. Condoms/Lube
2. Condoms/Lube
3. Condoms/Lube
4. Condoms/Lube
5. Condoms/Lube
6. Condoms/Lube
7. Condoms/with a little more lube/anal beads (pCalibri;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi;
mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">referably the size of baseballs)
8. Condoms/Lube
9. Condoms/Lube
10. Car Battery
11. Condoms/Lube
12. Condoms/Lube
13. Condoms/Lube
14. Condoms/Lube

Haha, just for laughs I didn't really do this. Noooo 
Make a fake wal-mart name tag. Put on a blue shirt (similar to the employees) and walk up to old people and tell them that you are gonna help them with their shopping list. ~wait for it~ Also tell them while you both shop you have to suggestive sell some items on your list while you look for theirs. ~wait for it~ Every 2 to 3 items on the shopper's list lead him/her to the condom and lube aisle. At first he/she might say no so quickly smile and say "I'm sorry it just my job to try and sell the stuff on my list."~wait for it wait for it~ Find another 2 or 3 item on his/her list then lead him/her back to the condoms and lube. He/she may get suspicious either this time or sometimes you can do it again either way keep repeating the process until he/she wants to see your manager. Then say "but sir/ma'am we haven't gotten to the rest of my list." Show him/her the list that says 

1. Condoms/Lube
2. Condoms/Lube
3. Condoms/Lube
4. Condoms/Lube
5. Condoms/Lube
6. Condoms/Lube
7. Condoms/with a little more lube/anal beads (pCalibri;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi;
mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">referably the size of baseballs)
8. Condoms/Lube
9. Condoms/Lube
10. Car Battery
11. Condoms/Lube
12. Condoms/Lube
13. Condoms/Lube
14. Condoms/Lube

Haha, just for laughs I didn't really do this. Noooo 
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Well, you can go into the toy section and find one of those huge containers that hold those small, air filled, plastic balls and you can start pulling those out and throwing them in different directions across the store. Make sure you throw it over the isles XD
Well, you can go into the toy section and find one of those huge containers that hold those small, air filled, plastic balls and you can start pulling those out and throwing them in different directions across the store. Make sure you throw it over the isles XD
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Grab a couple of Ninja Blenders and wrap my face in black garbage bags. I would hide behind something and wait for someone to walk past and I would jump out and throw (ninja) star fruit at them.
Grab a couple of Ninja Blenders and wrap my face in black garbage bags. I would hide behind something and wait for someone to walk past and I would jump out and throw (ninja) star fruit at them.
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