Back when my best friend was on leave from the United States Air Force I took him out for a night on the town at our local watering hole here in Minneapolis. I dunno why we even thought we could pull this off but we were ordering a few drinks and came up with a plan to grift this bartender into giving us free drinks that night.

We started selling this story about how I had driven up to a car dealership 3 hours north of the Metro to a town called Duluth to buy a new Caddilac for my girlfriend who gave me the money in cash to go and pick up the car. The dealer was on lunch so I went over to the local casino to play a few hands of Blackjack to kill time before he got back. The story goes on to tell how I lost 40 thousand dollars at the blackjack table and now I had to go back home to my girlfriend with no money and no car. By this time the guy was eating it all up and kept asking me why I didn't quit while I was ahead. In my best despondent look I said "I thought I could get hot and win it back". He ate it all up! He ended up comping like 150 dollars worth of drinks and food down to 20 bucks with a tip. Still to this day we tell the story of the night we drank all night at the bar for 27 dollars and 75 cents.

I'll tell more about my crazy nights and hopefully I can get that buddy on here to register. I've been trying hard to get him on here. I've got a book full of these stories all built up in Mah Brain.

Please share some of yours and we'll all have a good laugh together.

So a couple years back I went to my friends house to stay in a tent just for the fun of it cause summer was ending soon and my best friend was there as well another guy so we'll all hanging out for a while and my friends get into a fight because they wanted to go buy drugs but the one didn't wanna drag me into it (which I appreciate) and so 2 of them ran off and me and my one friend went to go try sleeping in the tent and I couldn't sleep so I got back up and went in his house and started playing xbox eventually when my best friend and the other guy got back we were all talking things out and we went outside to enjoy the air. Earlier in the night we had a fire set up in my friend's fire pit so we were all sitting in chairs telling stories and then my best friend was saw the fire was dying down so he's like I got the perfect idea so he gets up grabs a can of gasoline and pours it on the fire and the flames start rising up. So then the guy and my best friend start dipping their shoes in the fire while wearing them then complained it was hot as I just stared on in disbelief. So eventually the other guy who was there was like let me poor some more gas on the fire and when he did he poured it to long and the fire went up the stream of gasoline onto the gas can and my best friend was like throw it before it explodes! So he throws it straight at my a chair my best friend was by as he's like not at me! so then the can lit the grass on fire and got very close to the tent and then my other friend woke up came outside and was like what happened! so then he started putting the fire out that was now on a chair in the grass and almost on the tent. So then my best friend and the other guy started walking up town even tho it was still curfew so me and my other friend had to follow them, and then for some stupid reason they were like let's all split up which ended up with me alone in a dark alley running down the whole thing. After a while we ended up being me and my one friend and then my best friend and the other guy split up and we couldn't find them so we went home to sleep at like 7 am after being up all night.

That reminds me of a kid I went to high school with who hosted a party our Sophomore year. He was pretending to drink beer to be cool and acting all drunk. We saw him pouring it out into a bush but during his act he was stumbling around. In the process he ending up tripping and fell into the fire. He burned off the top 2 layers of flesh off of his hand when he fell in. I guess the process of acting cool is painful sometimes!

I used to be best friends with this girl that I knew when I was younger, she had a youtube channel where she liked to film her drawing pictures but sped up so the video was quick to watch and pretty enjoyable too. She was probably one of the best people at art in our art class, I made some pictures on there too and we just liked goofing about on her channel a lot. One time I am not exactly sure why but we ended up filming us jumping as far as we could into a pond (under knee height deep) it is a shame that she never uploaded it because that would have been hilarious to share with my other friends. XD

There was the time that one of my friends and I were hanging out at my house for a few days and we messed with cones. My family had little orange cones because we didn't have baseball bases. So my friend comes up with the amazing idea to put a cone on each ear. He was interested in what it'd sound like.

Shortly after that, we ended up taking turns having a bunch of those little cones on our ears and heads, and throwing a ball at the cones to see what it'd sound like. The best part is that it's on video.

Blacksmith84 : i do have 1 crazy ex friend does crazy stuff and he thinks he is wrestler for wwe and in a group of mafia lol. he does think best crazy thing he has help deal with bullies that hurt women big time (i am in the group) and my other friend is too. he would get try stop the guy from hitting the guy's girlfriend and he would said to the guy"you so tough hit me?" the guy backing off i have heard. i would as well.

I remember when I was like idk 12 maybe I went over to my friend's house for a sleepover and I forgot what the reason was but it was some festive day where people put up fireworks. Not New Year's though.

We like went in their backyard and his dad comes walking over with a bunch of fireworks and a wooden crate. Apparently the goal was to put them in the crate and have them fly out and explode in the sky. Seems simple enough and I'm 12 and he's like in his late 30s so he probably knows what to do right. So I'm helping them put the fireworks in the crate and when we're ready he ignites one and it goes off perfectly, nice and clear above us and we had a good time. Nearing the end of the fireworks something like went wrong. This wooden crate has obviously endured some form of force from all this and near the last firework it suddenly tips over, aiming right at their house. It's too late to fix it as there's about to be a firework coming out of there and we don't want to get nailed in the head with it so we just duck and wait until it shoots. It hits the side of their house and my friend's mom comes running out screaming at us as obviously her house had just been blasted with a firework. We put the crate back up straight and grab a flashlight to inspect the damage.

And oh boy was there damage. Their house is completely white on the outside and this wall that we just bombarded was completely black. His mom started panicking and his parents got into an argument and me and my friend went inside and got ice cream.

So I guess it's more a story of his crazy dad shooting his own house down with fireworks. Of course it was an accident but still having grown up since then I don't think I could ever shoot fireworks in such an unsafe manner lmao