If you're anything like me, you're pretty familiar with getting in trouble. Hopefully, you're nothing like me. What is the most trouble you have ever gotten in? It can be from situations offline or online. What's my answer? Oh boy.

So, we were at this church camp sort of thing except it was at a hotel next to the beach in Myrtle Beach. Me and my friends just so happened to get a room on the fourth floor. I don't remember how this came up, but one of us got the great idea to throw stuff from our room off of the balcony and onto a car below us. The things we threw included a gallon of milk, a vase, and we poured a bunch of Gatorade at it and threw multiple Smarties at it. We were laughing our butts off until around 10 PM that night when they found out we did it. The guy who had that car was renting it. Luckily, he didn't press charges and we got off free besides the guilt we felt.

Lexatom : im not surprised to hear you did that stuff lmao

But the most trouble i got in is when i was in my first semester of my sophomore year in highschool, my extracurricular score didn't registered into my report card because the school staff didn't register the correct student ID number, and it was a bit of a pain in the backside cause my teachers thought im a lazy student who's never attended the extraculicular activities, my parents got ape s**t cause they thought i goof around with my friends when i supposed to attend the extracurricular which is completely incorrect cause im a good student and it's the staff fault, but i'm the one that gets the most trouble and im the one that sorted all the bullcrap by myself

Woohoo, I get to have some weird flashbacks. I'm only going to mention the times at school, not at home.

Elementary School

I got "written up" (a note sent home) for pestering people about liking the Ohio State Buckeyes... on our sports spirit day.

Middle School

In 7th grade, my friend and I yelled random things at the top of our lungs whenever we walked out of English class. After the first few times, the teacher went out to my locker in the hallway and scolded me about it. He made sure I wouldn't do it again.

High School

This is less about near-punishment, but just about being dragged into trouble. Also, the class I mention is a really good class so if anyone has it at their school, don't think you shouldn't try it to see if you have a better time than me.

In 10th grade, I took JROTC class and I was chosen to lead the whole class of 30 students. The person who chose me ended up being right below me in the chain of command. I made many mistakes throughout the trimester that other people couldn't accept. To be fair, I hadn't done the leadership camp during the previous summer because I was too busy chilling at the beach with my family and having fun. XD

These next events had big gaps inbetween them although it felt like it all happened on the same day.

#1: she, the person who chose me and this was all her idea, had me apologize to the entire class for my mistakes. As much as I wanted to quit or use sarcasm, I set the example and went with it. It's funny thinking that I was higher up and still getting in trouble by the other students.

#2: I gave another student in the class (who I got along really well with) a simple task. But that wasn't enough for one of the instructors of the class. He told me I needed to have a purpose, motivation, or direction for whatever I say. I acknowledged it but basically ignored everybody and went back to work.

#3: I got yelled at again by that girl who set me into this trap of confusion (picked me for the position). This time she was extra mad and basically telling me how terrible of a leader I was. I left the class in tears. As much as I want to cry sometimes, it never happens. This time, I had no problem but it was embarrassing. The other instructor of the class, who is much nicer and funnier, wouldn't even give me a pass so I showed up to my next class, English late.

There was a substitute in English, which I was glad about because I didn't want my kind teacher to be there to worry about me. I tried hard for about 10 minutes to type anything on my laptop, but I couldn't. One of my more helpful students in my JROTC chain of command was in that class too, so she asked me if I was alright.

All of that added up made me nearly explode for #4.

#4: The girl, who chose me for my position, and I got into a huge argument. By text. I was explaining it to my mom and showing her, and then throwing my phone across the room and throwing myself onto the bed. (On a less serious note, I didn't know that 2 years later, people flipping their phones in the air would become common at my school)

I had to sort this situation out with the nicer JROTC instructor. And an administrator of the school. I technically wasn't in trouble for any of this, but I could feel my life falling apart. My grades had went down with each instance I described.

The happy ending?

I got to choose another person to be right below me in my JROTC chain of command for the last 2 weeks of this tornado of drama. I learned a lot from this, and was amazed at how well I handled it even though it was the kind of bullying and rejection I had never experienced before. The next year, 11th grade, I didn't take JROTC at all. I replaced that class with another class for gym credit: fitness walking. XD

I could have made this crazy long post way shorter, but I'm a storyteller. I love telling stories with happy endings!

EDIT: I may seem mad about all of this, but I'm able to laugh about most of it now since it's been so long.

Its been a while since I have gotten in to any kind of significant trouble. I wouldn't count getting in trouble with my parents when I was young since there were multiple small occasions lol

I think the worst trouble I have ever been in is in 7th grade. It was a science class where I sat next to one of my best friends. One day, we were to watch a video that lasted pretty much the entire class. There weren't any windows in the room so when the lights went off to watch the video, it was pretty dark. Tired of the boredom, my friend suggested that we shoot spitballs at the TV screen, and I stupidly agreed. While it made the rest of the class laugh their butts off, the teacher just happened to look over at us while we shot our final spitballs at the screen.

Long story short, we got after school detention for that whole week ( yes, it happened on a Monday ). But let me tell you ... I have never heard a class laugh any harder than that XD

Worst things I have done is fight in high school which occurred 5 times (that is the average number of fights most guys do here). 3 of them was a group fight for really dumb reasons and i ended up being in the mix of it even though I was not the main target. The other 2 I don't remember but it was probably just as dumb reasons but I have forgotten them completely.

Not sure what all counts as getting in trouble. As of yet. I've actually never drawn the attention of "the authorities". There's been several instances where I've been or could have been in sticky situations, though. Mostly between ages 10 and 12. There was some guy twice my height that threatened to put my head through a car window, a couple times I was ganged up on and beet up... A couple of times, I really could've gotten in trouble as a result of my temper. There were three former friends from Albania that later on decided it was more fun to bully me. On one occasion, they decided they were going to gang up and I pulled a knife on them. There was another time this other kid that was supposed to be my friend decided to get me down and try pounding my face. After I got him off of me, he ran and I chased him for about 10 minutes. I couldn't keep up because I was a heavy kid, so I went to his apartment to tell his dad. He'd beat me there and wouldn't let me knock, so I chucked a big hunk of wood at the door and yelled "If you don't get out here, I'm going to kill your son!" I've, for the most part, calmed down a lot since then.

So I don't suppose there have been many instances where I have gotten in trouble, but I could have.

Depends on what you consider trouble. I've done plenty of things I shouldn't have and the thing that instantly comes to mind is fighting. I got into a fair amount of fights when I was younger especially during primary and middle school but I've rarely been the one to get in trouble as a result of it. Probably because I was never the aggressor and was always fighting someone bigger than me lol. I was pretty thick skinned so it would usually take a lot to get me into a fight but once it did happen I completely lost any sense of self control. I can't remember everything from the top of my head but one thing that stood out was in 7th/8th grade (I forgot when exactly). I had a history of being bullied before transferring to this new school and at the time I was one of the shortest people in my class (late bloomer). Every day we would line up outside the lunch room and this day for some reason a bunch of 9th graders decided to mess with me. They started annoying me, poking and even slapping me in the back of the head probably thinking I was an easy target (not to where it actually hurt but enough to where it was obviously annoying). I had been playing table tennis right before lunch and had the racket in my hand and decided to just take it and hit the guy behind me in the face. Keep in mind this was a pretty big guy especially compared to me at the time and this really set him off. At this point he tried to fight me and I was trying to fight him. I probably wouldn't have stood much of a chance but I was fuming with rage to the point where I didn't care if I'd get hurt. Since there were people everywhere around us they prevented the fight from escalating further. I basically got in no trouble for the whole incident since I was just retaliating, in fact my teacher actually commended me for standing up to the guy even though he was much bigger than me. I think he ended up getting a temporary suspension and I have no idea what happened to him after that.

Another time was when my mom and our neighbors were hanging out. At the time one of our neighbors had a protected identity and was being harassed by some guy who had been stalking her. This guy decided to try and harass and the whole thing basically broke out into a fight between him and everyone else (about 5 other people) my mom included. Could've probably been ended easily if he wasn't armed with a knife. I wasn't getting involved at first but when I saw my mom there I guess it triggered me somehow and I ended up rushing in and punching him in the face several times. It took everyone by surprise (this was during the same time when I was still very short) and for a moment they mostly all just looked at me shocked at what I had just done, before he could respond they restrained him and they held me back as well because I was ready to start punching him again, and we eventually got the police to come over but he never returned up here after that happened. The person who was being harassed no longer lives here, and that guy was never seen here again after that night. It is to this day, the only time I can even remember getting into a serious physical conflict outside of a school like environment.

m0ssb3rg935 :

Woah, what the heck? That's awful. I would say to report them to the authorities but you pulled out a knife, heh. But really, what the heck. Those people are absolutely cruel. Glad it's done and over with and that you've calmed down a lot since then. I really didn't expect a story like this to come from you.

Zlinqx :

Haha, that first story made me laugh. In my opinion, I'm kinda glad you hit him in the face, and I'm even more glad that it didn't escalate any further than that. As for the second story, I applaud you. Reading that you rushed in and started hitting him brought a smirk to my face, because it's basically what the guy deserved, right? Glad to hear everything worked out okay.

Oh god, where to begin haha. 

In Elementary I got a weeks detention for punching a kid in the face. He was making fun of me for sitting next to a couple girls on the bus going home, and I just got fed up with hearing it lol. Busted both his lips, and knocked one of his (baby) teeth loose. Solved that problem right quick XD 

In High School I got in tons of trouble. I got detentions and in school suspensions regularly for all sorts of things, from being tardy every other day to literally almost throwing hands with one of the teachers haha. I got suspended once for getting in a fight, and I also got suspended (nearly expelled) for getting caught with like 20 Xanax bars one day. I smoked herb every morning in my car on the way to school, and made of the mistake of rolling a joint one day. The paper makes the smell stick to everything a lot more, so remember to use a bowl guys lol. Obviously I was selling them, but somehow I convinced them that wasn't the case. 

Since High School, I've been pulled over and searched by the boys at least 50-75 times, no joke. Thankfully I almost never got caught with anything though. When I was 19, I was literally 45 seconds from pulling into my dudes place to pick up 1/4 pound of herb, and got pulled over. They found the bowl I had, so I got a paraphernalia charge and 2 years non-reporting probation. Then when I was almost 24, I got way too high on boi and xans, so I had to pull over in this huge lot to sleep it off, since I knew I'd probably kill someone if I tried to make it home. I was woken up to being yanked out of the car by 3 police with my car surrounded, so I didn't have time to hide what I had. I still had some heroin on me, but since it and the Xanax were both white and in the same piece of foil, the police just assumed it was crushed up pills haha. Talk about a lucky break, right? That landed me with another paraphernalia charge and a misdemeanor possession charge. I'm still on probation for that little incident until the end of July, so my freedom is finally coming soon lol. That second time cost me over $3750 in probation and court costs, for literally having 1 and a half Xanax pills on me (as far as they knew anyway). 

Oh yea, and a few months ago I relapsed for a little while, which ended with me totaling my parents car that I sneaked out with one day while they were at work. Not counting the $4000 the car itself was worth, I still have about $7000 in medical bills to pay off from literally being all but forced into the ambulance, only to be released immediately as I got to the hospital. 

So that's the short version of the trouble I've been in. I'd be here all night if I told you guys about all the things I haven't been caught doing

I think that the most trouble I have gotten into was when I came out to my mum

I did it by going to the mall with my friend, his sister, his sister's girlfriend and his mum, buying a shirt that says "Nobody knows I'm a lesbian" putting it on with a sweater over top. when I got home I went and got all the things that I needed for at least a couple of days as well as any ID that I had in case I was out for longer than I thought that I would be and headed towards the door. Right before I left the house I unzipped my sweater and showed my mum the t-shirt before running out the house screaming just about every profanity I knew as I jumped into my friend's car. As we drove off the whole car was filled with laughter. They were all in on it and found the fact that I had sworn as much as I did while running out hysterically.

Everything was great until we got to my friend's house and got a call from my dad. It was not a happy call. Needless to say, I spent a week at my friend's house and when I finally was allowed back home I was forced to go to church every night, and at one point had a "Gay Exorcism" performed on me.
I wish I could make up stories this good, no, this all really happened.
And no, the Gay Exorcism did not work as I am still a FLAMING homosexual.

Well to start this out I have never been to jail or prison, so I have never actually broken the law enough to do something that serious. Back when I was a teen, I was doing underage drinking, etc (like most people were doing). When I was in school, I was suspended a handful of times, once for 3 days, and once for 7 days, because I got in fights, yet it wasn't my fault or I didn't start it, I was the one that got the most days, because I was taking the first shots with my fists lol. At least that is what THEY seen.

When it comes to being younger and as a kid, I was grounded many times, mostly from not having good grades, or sometimes getting in trouble in school, but I wasn't a popular kid, and I did have a bit of an anger problem. I just wish I could go back with my attitude on life now, sure I still don't take that much BS now, but I am more outspoken about things, and can be a real smart ass LOL

I haven't gotten into real trouble a lot, the worst that happened to me was not going to school, so I was brought into the station for a few hours before they brought me to my school AFTER it was closed. Worst 4 hours of my life.

One time in elementary school me and my friend dug open the crate thing to the sewers in the middle of our playground and climbed in the sewers. (took like 2 weeks to dig it open using just sticks and rocks). We got sent to the principal and it was scary because he had this big mustache and we were afraid of him. He told us that we would have to help cleaning the lunch hall for the remainder of the year (it was like April).

I never really got into that much trouble so this is the worst I can think of right now.