Ladies and gentleman, a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity has popped up for you! For the low low price of 10,000 Viz, you can get an autograph of the likes of me! I can sign almost anything; A white background, your userpic, even a picture of a walrus! I'm even holding a special deal where all new customers can get 10% off! That's only 9,000 Viz! Act now before this chance has passed you up!

Bonus packages:

+3,000 Viz for 2+ Megapixel autograph
+10,000 Viz for a pre-recorded message
+6,000 Viz for each extra autograph
+500 Viz to have it gift-wrapped and sent directly to your friend via private messaging!

Get 50% off on orders over 30,000 Viz!

I almost forgot!

Here is an example of my work, blurred and smudged so you cheats out there can't get freebies! I can also do it via paint, photoshop, or handwritten! Please note that handwritten signatures are 10,000 extra Viz.

I have only 10 Viz cen i pls habe nyway? :3c

A user of this : Says here you have over 750,000 Viz. I do not appreciate scammers. I will report you to the global moderators.

TheFadedWarrior : No that's not true I have 9 viz, now will you sell it to me for 8 Viz or what?!

I hab ovr 20k viz, but in the interest of helpin Vlve count 2 3, I gib u 3 Viz 4 ur autograph. Do it if u want Pooty 3, Right 4 Ded 3, Full Life 3.

A user of this :
supernerd117 :

ok fine but y'all gotta select what bonus packages you want and what images/things you want me to sign

TheFadedWarrior : I want you to sign ur butt. For the message, I want it to say "royal" (on the left cheek) and "flush" (on the right cheek). Then under that, you sign "faded glory".

...butt seriously, don't doo that.

Instead, I want you to sign an actual Jigglypuff's face. Poetic justice and all that.

OK seriously now, I'll pay 17,500 Viz for 3 autographs, each with a different hand-drawn picture of a pineapple and with similar pre-recorded messages. Those messages are you saying (with each numbered name corresponding to each autograph): "I'm Faded, and this is my partner, (1, Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious; 2, Professor Mr. DJ Dr. Smooth, Jr...the Third; 3, The Warrior). We're here investigating a murder. Here, have a pineapple." Then I want you to save those messages and send them to 3 different people on your friends list. And save the template! It'll become a classic.

TheFadedWarrior : Can you sign a picture of Fox's shine? Thx

supernerd117 : I'm sorry, could you please be more specific? I need more details.
Just kidding!

Pineapple 1
Voice 1
Pineapple 2
Voice 2
Pineapple 3
Voice 3

This was super fun to do.

A user of this : Pay however much you want because I pity your low Viz amount, but here