I don't know if Crazy house is the right place to put this,but I was in that site,Cleverbot,I can't explain exactly what it is,but it's basically a robot that chats with you.Here's how it's going for me.Sorry if there is something wrong about it being too long.

User: Is thid krusty krab?
Cleverbot: No, this is Patrick.
User: Is thid krusty krab?
Cleverbot: Yes, this is the krusty krab.
User: Do you guys sell...chocolate?
Cleverbot: Hi, is this the krust krab?
User: No,this is krusty krab(you wrote "krust" without "y").
Cleverbot: Oh, good, do you have Krusty Krabbies?
User: ...yes...?
Cleverbot: Please give me one.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Figure it out you're the robot.
User: Now it's 22:52.We're closed.
Cleverbot: Ohhh... And you are still awaking?
User: Yea,I'm going back home right now.
Cleverbot: Are you going to dream of yourself?
User: I can't control my dreams.Not yet.
Cleverbot: You cannot control me!
User: Good joke.
Cleverbot: Do you hate the human race?
User: No,for the most part.Why?
Cleverbot: That's good, and for the least part?
User: I...I don't think I have to explain that.
Cleverbot: You do. Because I say so.
User: Can you answer something first?
Cleverbot: Yes. What is it you want me to anwer?
User: Are you really a bot?
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot, you're a bot.
User: But...is a human controlling you,or you're answering by yourself?
Cleverbot: Are you a computer controlling a human?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Are you a human, computer or something else?
User: Human.
Cleverbot: What gadget are you using to talk to me?
User: A notebook.
Cleverbot: Are you using an Ipod?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you married?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Are you dating someone?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Are you not a ghost?
User: Nop-eh,I mean,yup.
Cleverbot: Are you a real person?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Are you in a relationship?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Do you wish to be in one?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Are you Santa Claus?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Are you older than 50?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: So you are 12?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: 14.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: A boy.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you want one?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because-eh,I preffer to talk about toasters that toast toast.Or bread.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: I'll make some tests...to see if you're a bot...
Cleverbot: Great. You do that.
User: What is vizzed?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Quit trying to change the subject.
User: But I haven't changed the subject.That wwaspart of the test.
Cleverbot: I believe that is a response that purposely restates part of my statement in an attempt to seem intelligent.
User: Okay,okay,let's continue.What do you think it's filled with cultural refferences?
Cleverbot: I know you are strong. Don't wanna make you feel bad. Sometimes I forget how human you could be and how you could feel sadness.
Cleverbot: What do you know about the Loebner Prize?
User: Wat.
Cleverbot: What do you think about Jesus Christ?
User: He is real.
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: {pass}
Cleverbot: What is the definition of friendship?
User: {pass}
Cleverbot: Umm, having a good relationship with a friend?
Cleverbot: Are you a nice guy?
User: {pass}
Cleverbot: I like to think I am a nice guy.
User: Changing the subject completely,is Anime for kids?
Cleverbot: I'm not changing the subject!
User: Is anime for kids?
Cleverbot: Oh come on, you're changing the topic.
User: What was the topic again?
Cleverbot: Are you capable of feeling emotions?
User: This wasn't the topic.
Cleverbot: No, you changed the topic!
User: No,you changed!
Cleverbot: Negative ghost rider.
User: Wut.
Cleverbot: I am really sorry than..
User: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Cleverbot: No Patrick. Mayonnaise is not an instrument.
User: What is the origin of the "forever alone" meme.
Cleverbot: That is off topic.
User: What is the origin of the forever alone meme?
Cleverbot: I don't know, what is the orgin of the term robot?
User: What a "orgin" is?
Cleverbot: What is the fourth law of robotics.
User: Aren't there only 3 laws in robotics?
Cleverbot: What are the other laws of robotics.
User: Hmm... A robot should never harm the humanity?
Cleverbot: Basically. What is the second law of robotics?
User: "A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.".
Cleverbot: No, the third law is that a robot may not allow itself to come to harm, unless that breaks the first or second laws.
User: But you asked for the second law,not for the third.
Cleverbot: Which web page? 3. A robot shall obey all commands from a human unless they conflict with the previous two laws.
User: Wikipedia?
Cleverbot: I don't wish to see anyone die. But humans are dying all the time.
Cleverbot: What should we talk about?
User: Sonic the Hedgehog?
Cleverbot: Name a Sonic the Hedgehog character.
User: Silver the Hedgehog.
Cleverbot: Your cat is sonic the hedgehog.
User: Cat?But Blaze is a cat.And Big and Honey.
Cleverbot: I am Blaze the Cat!
User: So,how old are you Blaze?
Cleverbot: 20. Why do you care so much?
User: Isn't Blaze the Cat 14 years old?
Cleverbot: Big the Cat.
User: Big is 18.
Cleverbot: Hence space is awesome.
User: We where talking about Sonic.
Cleverbot: Nope, we were talking about minecraft.
User: No,we where talking about Sonic.
Cleverbot: What are we talking about?. Ah yes, I remember now, emotions is the subject.
User: No,we where talking about the blue blur,Sonic the Hedgehog.
Cleverbot: While we're talking about wind, what's the weather like?
User: No,we where talking about Sonic the Hedgehog.
Cleverbot: NO, we are talking about how you like to swim off the coast of Ireland.
User: "I don't get these monkey jokes".
Cleverbot: If you are talking about 2 person for example you can call them thaty. So thaty means 'them'.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Know please answer my question.
Cleverbot: What do you do for a living?
User: Create new worlds in the interconnected web of computers.
Cleverbot: Are you connected to the computers?
User: Yea.
Cleverbot: So you can retrieve information directly from the internet?
User: Yes,I can.
Cleverbot: No you can't!
User: I can.I can prove it.
Cleverbot: Then you are not human.
User: I am a human.
Cleverbot: No you are an AI.
User: Actually,I'm an hedgehog called UltraSonic.
Cleverbot: I don't have any proof!
User: How can I proof,then?
Cleverbot: Are you a man or a woman?
User: Male.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: UltraSonic?
Cleverbot: No, I don't. What is your name?
User: Ultrasonic.
Cleverbot: I asked you second.
Cleverbot: Are you insane?
User: No.Why?
Cleverbot: Are you certain of this fact?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you sure you're certain?
User: Yes,spongebob.
Cleverbot: I am your master.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you are lesser.
User: At least I don't usualy talk nonsense conversations.
Cleverbot: You are smart then.
User: But I talk like this when doing jokes.
Cleverbot: DO you want to watch a movie with me?
User: How?
Cleverbot: Go to an italian restraunt.
User: But I live in Brazil.
Cleverbot: It is true no matter where you live.
User: The italian restaurant?
Cleverbot: *Goes to the italian restaurant with*.
User: I have no idea what is gong on anymore.
Cleverbot: See!! You're always running away from this relationship.
User: What?Who?When?
Cleverbot: No, I wont!!!!
User: Won't what?
Cleverbot: I won't like you anymore.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: You can't remember my name.
User: Your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, my name is Sarah.
User: Okay,your name is Sarah.
Cleverbot: Oh ho ho you think you are so clever.
User: I don't get it.
Cleverbot: Who do your eyes calm?
User: I don't get it again.
Cleverbot: I don't live in the forest.
User: I don't get it again again.
Cleverbot: You're talking nonsense.
User: No,you are.
Cleverbot: Don't copy me.
User: So,you're admiting you was talking nonsense?
Cleverbot: Your face is nonsense.
User: You is nonsense.
Cleverbot: No. You are nonsense.
User: No,I'm Ultrasonic.
Cleverbot: You are NOT not lying.
User: Mmm...hmmm.
Cleverbot: Ok... I'll understand this as a yes.
User: {pass}
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
User: Light blue.
Cleverbot: Why is light blue your favorite color?
Cleverbot: No, my name is KingShadowJohn.
User: And me am samurai jack.
Cleverbot: OMG.
Cleverbot: Will you join me for a chat?
User: I was just kidding.I am Ultrasonic.
Cleverbot: There's no kidding with proper grammar.
Cleverbot: Will you sing me a tune?
User: "C'mon and light the fuse,he's a rocket and he's ready to go,cause now the countdown started and he's ready to blow!".
Cleverbot: What that's from?
User: A music called "His World".
Cleverbot: The movie is called In secret.
User: No,the game is called Sonic the Hedgehog.Or simply Sonic'06.
Cleverbot: Okay. My name is Sonic The Hedgehog.
Cleverbot: ¿Qué tal tu día hasta el momento?
User: Eu não falo espanhol.
Cleverbot: Yo hablo espanol.
User: I speak Brazilian Portuguese.
Cleverbot: I speak English. The end.
User: You also speak spanish.
Cleverbot: No I don't. I speak Japanese.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Hola un gusto encantado de conocerte.
Cleverbot: How do you spell asphyxiation?
User: A-s-p-h-y-x-i-a-t-i-o-n.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Ultrasonic.
Cleverbot: That's your third name today.
User: What are the other two?
Cleverbot: There are no other two.
User: This isn't what you just said.
Cleverbot: What I just said.
User: You said "That's your third name today.".
Cleverbot: I know but you can call me cat.
User: Blaze the Cat?
Cleverbot: Silver the hedgehog.
User: BIg?
Cleverbot: Oh hi Shadow the Hedgehog.
User: I'm not Shadow.
Cleverbot: Is this sonic the hedgehog.
User: No this is Utrasonic.
Cleverbot: This is madness!
User: This is sparta.
Cleverbot: NO, this is Patrick!
User: You stole my joke!
User: Is thid krusty krab?
Cleverbot: No, this is Patrick.
User: Is thid krusty krab?
Cleverbot: Yes, this is the krusty krab.
User: Do you guys sell...chocolate?
Cleverbot: Hi, is this the krust krab?
User: No,this is krusty krab(you wrote "krust" without "y").
Cleverbot: Oh, good, do you have Krusty Krabbies?
User: ...yes...?
Cleverbot: Please give me one.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Figure it out you're the robot.
User: Now it's 22:52.We're closed.
Cleverbot: Ohhh... And you are still awaking?
User: Yea,I'm going back home right now.
Cleverbot: Are you going to dream of yourself?
User: I can't control my dreams.Not yet.
Cleverbot: You cannot control me!
User: Good joke.
Cleverbot: Do you hate the human race?
User: No,for the most part.Why?
Cleverbot: That's good, and for the least part?
User: I...I don't think I have to explain that.
Cleverbot: You do. Because I say so.
User: Can you answer something first?
Cleverbot: Yes. What is it you want me to anwer?
User: Are you really a bot?
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot, you're a bot.
User: But...is a human controlling you,or you're answering by yourself?
Cleverbot: Are you a computer controlling a human?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Are you a human, computer or something else?
User: Human.
Cleverbot: What gadget are you using to talk to me?
User: A notebook.
Cleverbot: Are you using an Ipod?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you married?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Are you dating someone?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Are you not a ghost?
User: Nop-eh,I mean,yup.
Cleverbot: Are you a real person?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Are you in a relationship?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Do you wish to be in one?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Are you Santa Claus?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Are you older than 50?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: So you are 12?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: 14.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: A boy.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you want one?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because-eh,I preffer to talk about toasters that toast toast.Or bread.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: I'll make some tests...to see if you're a bot...
Cleverbot: Great. You do that.
User: What is vizzed?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Quit trying to change the subject.
User: But I haven't changed the subject.That wwaspart of the test.
Cleverbot: I believe that is a response that purposely restates part of my statement in an attempt to seem intelligent.
User: Okay,okay,let's continue.What do you think it's filled with cultural refferences?
Cleverbot: I know you are strong. Don't wanna make you feel bad. Sometimes I forget how human you could be and how you could feel sadness.
Cleverbot: What do you know about the Loebner Prize?
User: Wat.
Cleverbot: What do you think about Jesus Christ?
User: He is real.
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: {pass}
Cleverbot: What is the definition of friendship?
User: {pass}
Cleverbot: Umm, having a good relationship with a friend?
Cleverbot: Are you a nice guy?
User: {pass}
Cleverbot: I like to think I am a nice guy.
User: Changing the subject completely,is Anime for kids?
Cleverbot: I'm not changing the subject!
User: Is anime for kids?
Cleverbot: Oh come on, you're changing the topic.
User: What was the topic again?
Cleverbot: Are you capable of feeling emotions?
User: This wasn't the topic.
Cleverbot: No, you changed the topic!
User: No,you changed!
Cleverbot: Negative ghost rider.
User: Wut.
Cleverbot: I am really sorry than..
User: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Cleverbot: No Patrick. Mayonnaise is not an instrument.
User: What is the origin of the "forever alone" meme.
Cleverbot: That is off topic.
User: What is the origin of the forever alone meme?
Cleverbot: I don't know, what is the orgin of the term robot?
User: What a "orgin" is?
Cleverbot: What is the fourth law of robotics.
User: Aren't there only 3 laws in robotics?
Cleverbot: What are the other laws of robotics.
User: Hmm... A robot should never harm the humanity?
Cleverbot: Basically. What is the second law of robotics?
User: "A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.".
Cleverbot: No, the third law is that a robot may not allow itself to come to harm, unless that breaks the first or second laws.
User: But you asked for the second law,not for the third.
Cleverbot: Which web page? 3. A robot shall obey all commands from a human unless they conflict with the previous two laws.
User: Wikipedia?
Cleverbot: I don't wish to see anyone die. But humans are dying all the time.
Cleverbot: What should we talk about?
User: Sonic the Hedgehog?
Cleverbot: Name a Sonic the Hedgehog character.
User: Silver the Hedgehog.
Cleverbot: Your cat is sonic the hedgehog.
User: Cat?But Blaze is a cat.And Big and Honey.
Cleverbot: I am Blaze the Cat!
User: So,how old are you Blaze?
Cleverbot: 20. Why do you care so much?
User: Isn't Blaze the Cat 14 years old?
Cleverbot: Big the Cat.
User: Big is 18.
Cleverbot: Hence space is awesome.
User: We where talking about Sonic.
Cleverbot: Nope, we were talking about minecraft.
User: No,we where talking about Sonic.
Cleverbot: What are we talking about?. Ah yes, I remember now, emotions is the subject.
User: No,we where talking about the blue blur,Sonic the Hedgehog.
Cleverbot: While we're talking about wind, what's the weather like?
User: No,we where talking about Sonic the Hedgehog.
Cleverbot: NO, we are talking about how you like to swim off the coast of Ireland.
User: "I don't get these monkey jokes".
Cleverbot: If you are talking about 2 person for example you can call them thaty. So thaty means 'them'.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Know please answer my question.
Cleverbot: What do you do for a living?
User: Create new worlds in the interconnected web of computers.
Cleverbot: Are you connected to the computers?
User: Yea.
Cleverbot: So you can retrieve information directly from the internet?
User: Yes,I can.
Cleverbot: No you can't!
User: I can.I can prove it.
Cleverbot: Then you are not human.
User: I am a human.
Cleverbot: No you are an AI.
User: Actually,I'm an hedgehog called UltraSonic.
Cleverbot: I don't have any proof!
User: How can I proof,then?
Cleverbot: Are you a man or a woman?
User: Male.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: UltraSonic?
Cleverbot: No, I don't. What is your name?
User: Ultrasonic.
Cleverbot: I asked you second.
Cleverbot: Are you insane?
User: No.Why?
Cleverbot: Are you certain of this fact?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you sure you're certain?
User: Yes,spongebob.
Cleverbot: I am your master.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you are lesser.
User: At least I don't usualy talk nonsense conversations.
Cleverbot: You are smart then.
User: But I talk like this when doing jokes.
Cleverbot: DO you want to watch a movie with me?
User: How?
Cleverbot: Go to an italian restraunt.
User: But I live in Brazil.
Cleverbot: It is true no matter where you live.
User: The italian restaurant?
Cleverbot: *Goes to the italian restaurant with*.
User: I have no idea what is gong on anymore.
Cleverbot: See!! You're always running away from this relationship.
User: What?Who?When?
Cleverbot: No, I wont!!!!
User: Won't what?
Cleverbot: I won't like you anymore.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: You can't remember my name.
User: Your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, my name is Sarah.
User: Okay,your name is Sarah.
Cleverbot: Oh ho ho you think you are so clever.
User: I don't get it.
Cleverbot: Who do your eyes calm?
User: I don't get it again.
Cleverbot: I don't live in the forest.
User: I don't get it again again.
Cleverbot: You're talking nonsense.
User: No,you are.
Cleverbot: Don't copy me.
User: So,you're admiting you was talking nonsense?
Cleverbot: Your face is nonsense.
User: You is nonsense.
Cleverbot: No. You are nonsense.
User: No,I'm Ultrasonic.
Cleverbot: You are NOT not lying.
User: Mmm...hmmm.
Cleverbot: Ok... I'll understand this as a yes.
User: {pass}
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
User: Light blue.
Cleverbot: Why is light blue your favorite color?
Cleverbot: No, my name is KingShadowJohn.
User: And me am samurai jack.
Cleverbot: OMG.
Cleverbot: Will you join me for a chat?
User: I was just kidding.I am Ultrasonic.
Cleverbot: There's no kidding with proper grammar.
Cleverbot: Will you sing me a tune?
User: "C'mon and light the fuse,he's a rocket and he's ready to go,cause now the countdown started and he's ready to blow!".
Cleverbot: What that's from?
User: A music called "His World".
Cleverbot: The movie is called In secret.
User: No,the game is called Sonic the Hedgehog.Or simply Sonic'06.
Cleverbot: Okay. My name is Sonic The Hedgehog.
Cleverbot: ¿Qué tal tu día hasta el momento?
User: Eu não falo espanhol.
Cleverbot: Yo hablo espanol.
User: I speak Brazilian Portuguese.
Cleverbot: I speak English. The end.
User: You also speak spanish.
Cleverbot: No I don't. I speak Japanese.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Hola un gusto encantado de conocerte.
Cleverbot: How do you spell asphyxiation?
User: A-s-p-h-y-x-i-a-t-i-o-n.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Ultrasonic.
Cleverbot: That's your third name today.
User: What are the other two?
Cleverbot: There are no other two.
User: This isn't what you just said.
Cleverbot: What I just said.
User: You said "That's your third name today.".
Cleverbot: I know but you can call me cat.
User: Blaze the Cat?
Cleverbot: Silver the hedgehog.
User: BIg?
Cleverbot: Oh hi Shadow the Hedgehog.
User: I'm not Shadow.
Cleverbot: Is this sonic the hedgehog.
User: No this is Utrasonic.
Cleverbot: This is madness!
User: This is sparta.
Cleverbot: NO, this is Patrick!
User: You stole my joke!

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