(I'm writing this as if it was the 1990's and the N64 has just come out. Enjoy)



Ah , Here we are. We've come a long way from 8 bit. This is 64 bit territory now! No more small side scrollers. No more 2d shapes made to look like 3d. We are at 64 bit! We get 3d games! Have you seen Ocarina of time? The graphics look amazing! What weird controller design though. It looks like an "m" with the middle line drawn to far down. But who cares? The games are amazing! What's this game? Super smash bros? Mario and Link in the same game? HOLY CRAP THAT'S AWESOME!! I gotta get this!



Woah what's with the weird flying hand at the title screen? Is it picking up a Pikachu doll and dropping it? I want a Pikachu doll. Woah it came to life! It's fighting Samus? I can't wait for the title sequence to be over! Alright it's time to play the game! Woah i get so many different options to choose from! Lets start with....... 1p! Even more choices! Uh lets see. 1p game , training mode , Bonus 1 and 2 practice? lets just start with 1p game. I get all these characters? I wonder what the ? slots are. Maybe secret characters! I'll choose Fox! He seems like a bad***! Um... lets do easy 5 lives. Woah All these stages i have to get through? Alright lets start...



Wow this gameplay is amazing! It feels so good to kick the crap out of Link with these controls! Ok so a does main attacks and b does a special attack? Ok that's cool.  C also jumps. If i get close to Link i can throw him with R! L Does a little dance thing.. Maybe it's a taunt! And Z puts a bubble that shrinks around me. Uh Ok that's cool I guess. Lets see the other things about this game.



Ok So now i defeated link and this point system thing came up. Cool i earn points for how well I do in battle! I have to fight a whole team of Yoshis? That's not fair! It's only 5 of me vs tons of them! Oh wait a second i can KO them easy. It feels so good to make so many Yoshis fly off the screen and when they get there. BAM! Huge explosion! Alright all Yoshis dead. Ok now I fight myself in a different colored suit? Alright fine. Ok so now i beat him and i get to a shoot targets? Oh this is what that bonus 1 thing was. 10 targets in easy to reach places. Alright fair enough. All that was for was points... Eh I'll take it. The Mario bros? I didn't see Luigi on the roster. He must be a secret character! So is this all there is to this game? Just fight Nintendo characters? That's cool I guess. *fast forward to final boss* It's the hand from the title screen! His name is Master hand. Well I have the master hand because It's my hand that's gonna kill him! *Defeats Master hand* Yes! I knew I have the master hand! *cricket chirps* Woah this ending is sick! I get to shoot the programmers? That's awesome!

A challenger approaches? This is just like who's that Pokemon! Wait..... is that Jigglypuff? Yeah it is! Jigglypuff is a secret character! Ok lets fight him now. Woah He/she's way tougher than the others. this is close. YEAH I BEAT HIM/HER! So now He/she is mine to play as forever? That's awesome! 

So let's try vs mode. I'm lonely so I'll have to just battle myself. Choose characters. Woah all these stages are mine? These stages are awesome! Ok lets quit and try some options. So in the options in vs mode I can control which items spawn? That's wicked! I have so many options at my finger tips. I am the ruler of this world HAHAHHA *cough*

The sound and music is this game Is resplendent! I can hear every step , jump , and punch! I feel like I'm watching from the stands. Like this is some sort of new sport. This game is so addictive too! I could beat the crap out of Link or Samus for hours! Sadly beating this game wasn't that hard to beat. Just some practice and I had it down to the ground. the story wasn't great either. Beat a giant hand ruler of the universe. But what makes up for this is how much you can play this game and not get bored. Hours and hours of fun is in this game for you to explore! The graphics are like a 2d Mario 64 to me. If you look at Mario in both games you can see the edges of the polygons. But the graphics are good for 64 bit.

So overall this game is an awesome game for the N64 library and is a must play fr any Nintendo fan. Also this will solve the "this guy would beat this guy in a fight" arguments. If you like fighting games as well try this game out. I rate it... 8.24 out of 10