ok so my best friend came over yesterday and after my mom left she snuck out of the house to buy us some instant noodles because my sister and i are spoiled brats who don't do anything for ourselves and i guess she wanted to change that

anyway after a catastrophic twenty minutes in the kitchen we finally finished and

is it normal to feel like you're breathing fire after eating vegetable-flavored soup because i killed one juice box one bottle of chocolate milk and at least half a liter of water before i was even done

i legitimately believe it's the spiciest thing i've ever eaten in my life and meanwhile my friend was just sitting there telling me how disappointingly bland it was

also i love how she insisted on experimenting with food all night despite the fact that she was fully aware i'd had my second wisdom tooth removed literally a few hours earlier

anyway after that we watched some weird ecchi anime mostly for her sake bc i'm not all that into girls tbh but it was funny and we kept making sarcastic comments about how smart and intricate the plot was 

anyway that's p much what's been going on w/ me

i only took 2 painkillers since i got the tooth out i must be made of steel or something

also i feel really accomplished bc i just finished my science term project early and it was about sonar which is kind of boring but at least it gives me an excuse to meaningfully reference the hunt for red october in class i love that movie

so yeah B)

in other news i've been writing a lot of fanfiction (WHICH DOES NOT SOLELY CONSIST OF HORRIBLY-WRITTEN LOVE STORIES I SWEAR MINE IS NOT SHIP-DRIVEN I REPEAT I SWEAR MINE IS NOT SHIP-DRIVEN) so i'm just going to leave you all with a small paragraph i wrote dedicated entirely to the main protagonist getting kicked in the face

"The last thing he sees before a colorful array of exploding lights and zigzag patterns is the bottom of Jeff’s shoe as it rams into his face without warning. He stumbles backwards and lands on the ground with a loud thud, startled. Thankfully, it was only his cheek. That kick probably would have broken his nose. He stands up and clutches the left side of his face, squinting only to get a better view of the person in front of him; his eyes are hidden behind shades far too often for him to instinctively narrow them as a means of intimidation. After a few seconds, he finally makes out his best friend Jeff gesturing frantically through the vague shapes resembling stars still dancing around in his field of vision. Loitering around monkey bars is not a very smart thing to do."

hahaha it's even funnier out of context

i guess the main reason i wanted to share this w/ y'all was to show you my writing skills??/slightly troubling fascination with going into detail about people getting kicked in the face during recess

also bc i didn't have anything left to say??

so yeah

also i'll be spending the night with green at my grandma's house in the mountains that's going to be fun <3

Glad to hear life is good. Soak it up as much as you can while you're still young. I know it's as cliché as they come, but "it'll be over before you know it" is a saying for a reason. Congrats on getting the science project done early. I know what you mean about the painkiller thing, as I had 4 wisdom teeth taken out at once and never really needed them (but still took them anyway XD). Keep up the writing, you've got some talent there.

Hope things keep going well for you

after reading the not-ship-driven disclaimer, Ii legit read it as 'finally made out with his best friend Jeff'

I'm sorry :V

this is a good thread, I completely 100 percent understand what it was about


oh yeah.

ecchi should burn