So yes I know this thread might seem rather Oddish  and a bit Farfetch'd but hear me out and I'm sure you'll Diglett.

This is a Pokemon Puns thread to do well just what the title implies make Pokemon related puns. I thought it would be a neat little idea for a thread. Now you might say well Zlinqx that sounds rather Gastly and to you I say Shuppet!  Who do you think you are acting all Serperior, you should really take a Pikachu-rself! I'm making this thread regardless because I'm not looking for your Seel of approval!...

Okay it's really a Shaymin  that you had to hear me Exploud like that, I'm sorry I almost went on a Tyrantrum,  but I have regained Tranquill-ity so Wynaut let the past be in the past, and I won't Exeggcute you for this one mistake. So in stead of being Gloom you can join me in making some Shuckle inducing puns!

Nice Cloyster of puns to start with, though I must admit I almost gave in to Exeggcute you.

Definitely a thread we should give a Chansey. Who will become the Omastar of the Pokemon puns?

Why the Muk does this thread exist?

gamerforlifeforever2 : Now see I would Exeggcute you but I'm too busy Weezing for air due to laughing so much.

Zlinqx : You're a lucky guy, if you were like Mew you would be Koffing uncontrollably after a good laugh.

This thread is so Beautifly, we should Spheal it in the treasure can. If it ends up dying, of course, don't Starly at me like that.

My deerling Zlinqx, I luvdisc you for making this thread <3

I'm Mew at thia, so here goes.

Good eevee-ning gentlemen, I have to ask you to quit running your meowths about how good your puns are, most of them are onix-ceptable.



Zlinqx : I think you may have said a bit too many, take it slowbro.

I think this thread is Absol-utely wonderful. These puns are just Electrike-ifying. Anybody want to try some Shroomish's with me? What Dewgong's sound like? It's late and I'm getting Drowzee. I get quite Krabby when I'm tired. Maybe I should try getting Hypno-tized to quit smoking. Could I please borrow a Pinsir. You're guys' jokes are a real Hoothoot. I hope this thread Bellossom's with time. How much wood could a Sudowoodo poo if a Sudowoodo could poo wood? It's just a Hoppip, Skiploom, and Jumpluff away. I need some Scizor's for my Cut HM. Ah, ah, *Sneasel*. It's time to Celebi-rate up in here. Did you know spontaneous Combusken is a myth? Some of the people I know are quite Shiftry. I love to Slakoth when I'm at work. It's been Mawile since I've tried this hard to be witty. There's Swalot of puns in this post. Bagon is the most delicious food ever. Okay, I feel that's enough for one post. I'll Seadra guys later ;P

I enjoy bathing with various mineral Ralts. But the best thing is when you are able to make Krabby puns and work hard enough Furret that you make enough a post like this.

Zlinqx :   I don't Spheal like I will post here very often. Maybe I'll come back and Revive the thread when the activity has fainted later.

A topic like this is a bit silly. It might Repel most people. I'll say you're a Doll for coming up with such an idea and sharing it Swagboy. I'm not saying that to Flatter you. This could be a popular thread in the near Future. Site rules state that it needs to remain active to stay open.

Ash you know, threads don't last forever. Even so, this could be the Dawn of multitudes of long active Pokémon threads with topics like this one. This could Transform the Pokémon forum on Vizzed. We may need a little more activity to make this one popular so it doesn't get Whited Out. I will cry Fake Tears if that happens.

I can definitely see how Pokémon topics could get Fully Restored around here with ideas like this one. I think it's Great. Balls of gold like this thread are what make this forum fun.

It may not be everyone's cup of tea but the silver lining here is the potential for enjoyment. Let's be crystal clear. Everyone who clicks on this thread for amusement may know quite well there is no Barrier against joining in and causing an Uproar.

So why not give it a poke? Centres of attention on popular threads get rewarded when viewers of posts are particularly Happiny with what they see.

Follow Me people. Your posts here could be Serious, Quirky or Jolly. Entirely up to you. It will be a most amusing Pursuit. We will have to be Swift at expanding the thread. It won't be a chore. This thread is neat. It's a sweet lollipop. Give it a Lick. Everybody does that and the thread will Bulk Up at Extreme Speed.

I hope some of you have Foresight to know a good thread when you see one. Hit KO repeatedly on your keyboard for all we care and make that your Submission. That's part of the Charm I guess. It doesn't have to be a Whirlwind of activity. Hopefully this Modest spot - to share our Barrage of Focused Energy and make each other Howl with laughter - cuts through the Psychic Mist that Safeguards our will not to Endeavor to Electrify those we Trick into coming here.

Anyways, once the initial Explosion fades and the activity takes a Dive, I will Return for an Encore and make sure this is not just a Flash in the pan. There will be no shortage of puns that we can Rollout. When we keep at it, there becomes a Conversion of a tiny thread into something more.

Everyone can leave a Memento. Make it something we all Dig. Together we can beat the Curse of the short-lived thread. We decide when to give it a Rest. Not Mods. Don't anybody Slack Off for a while. If puns Tickle your fancy, why not share them? We can really Fly with this idea and make it a Run Away hit. Perhaps for the rest of the month, Pokémon Puns will Knock Off other popular threads and Clamp onto the top spot for next month's most frequently posted in threads. Do you Covet that accomplishment Swagboy?

zanderlex : There ought to be no Embargo on how many puns per post. You can make thousands out of the moves alone. There is endless potential for Growth here. I do Wish nobody would Mimic the puns that have already been posted. Gee! Oh. Dude, we can all come up with our own. No need to Recycle what has been said already.

There. That should Wrap up what I have to say. I believe I didn't cause too much Confusion. Does everyone get the Gravity of the situation?


(Yawn) tired...
 
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Good Eevee to you all...I cant bayleaf you guys! Now pokemon puns are unknown to me. some seem extremely darkrai. So am i a little bit to hard to de-scyther your puns? Ivysaur all the puns being made and had to go google some for ideas. So yea thanks for taking almost all the puns gotta go so seel ya`ll later