Tyrian Delirium :
A user of this :
legacyme3 :
ZeroTails :
megamanmaniac :
Ghostbear1111 :
scarlot :

It's here!  Prepare to rap!  Skip to the bottom of the thread for the first matchup!

User is ready to rumble and rap!

I'm back again, and about time too.
But this time, I'm making it through.
My rhymes are strong, this won't be overdue
May as well give me my trophy now 'cause I'm the rhyming guru!

This intro is smooth writing's no sweat
Are you all off in a corner and crying? I bet!
Just become one with the keyboard and you won't be bored
Forget the fee, it's practically free, 1v1 me and you'll end up in a posting spree!

The competition is nothing to me but overcooked spaghetti
They say they practice but I think they are fake like vegetti
Are they late? I think they just forgettii and have maximum regrettii
Ya ready? There's plenty of time left competitors and commentators
I think this is long enough. Later alligators!

Ghostbear is preparing an attack!

My name is Ghostbear and you won't see me coming,
I'll sneak up behind and on your skull be drumming.
Cause ya'll a bunch of kids prolly in the 7th grade
Owning all you punks?  Easy  like a panty raid.

My vocab's bigger
My heart is harder
My skin is thicker
And my brain is smarter.

Youll see me put down lines and it'll make you weep
'Cause I'm superior to you, I practice while you sleep.
If you're judging this thing, be prepared to click like.
I'm all finished now, I'm gonna drop the mic.

Tyri experiments with flair!

God save our gracious TYRI
Long live our noble TYRI
God save  TYRI
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
God save  TYRI
O lord God arise,
Scatter HER enemies,
And make them fall!
Confound their knavish tricks,
Confuse the sites politics
Will the site ever be fixed?
God save Tyri
Not in this land alone,
But let Tyri's mercies known,
From forum to forum
Lord make the Site users see,
That men should brothers be,
And form one family,
The wide world ov'er
From every latent foe,
From the assasins blow,
God save Tyri
O'er her thine arm extend,
For Vizzeds sake defend,
Our Queen,  Pony, and Brit
God save the Tyri
Thy choicest gifts in store,
On her be pleased to pour,
Long may she reign!
May she defend our laws,
And ever give us cause,
To sing with heart and voice,
God save Tyri

And lastly, scarlot steps up!

Stepping up to the plate, and I'm aiming for the podium.
Competition gets saltier than chloride and some sodium.
I say I'm gonna win this you say I'm a visionary.
But I'll be going on forever, this isn't temporary.

If a problem is what you have, you had better solve it.
You put your rhymes next to mine they dissolve like a solvent.
No one, especially you, can compare to my mentality.
I'll hit you with a K-K-Kombo Breaker! FATALITY!

You're a worm on the ground I'm a predator in the sky.
Thought you could beat me when you saw me? My words were still in disguise.
You need to pinch yourself and wake up, you're dreaming if you think you're better.
Show your true colors and wear that SCARLOT letter!

Now...it's time for the first match-up!  User and Ghostbear, you're up!

Ghostbear1111 :
A user of this :

Started by Ghostbear1111.  It's go time!

I'm typing these words, one hand behind my back
And some other clown's gonna be talking 'attack'
But if you stand to me, I'll push you and you'll fall
And since I'm going first, don't bother going at all.

My rhyming flows easy when I start making fun of you
And you sound a bit wheezy because you didn't get a flu

....shot...

So you throw up words and hope they all sound good
But you can't deal with me and you know you shout
Just give up and stop trying and don't waste your time
'Cause you're taking on a grown man who's called King Rhyme.

*drop the mic*

Hello beauties, it's time to make my rapping debut!
Let's make this fast, this old bear won't last, and I gotta scoot.
Your rhymes are sublime, your points are all moot.
Let's kick up the notch DJ LAY ON THE FLUTE!

Your raps are sad, very bad, kinda lame.
My rhymes are full, healthy, and anything but tame
You're losing now with only yourself to blame!

You think your hot stuff I think you're grime
Your raps were bad; at best sublime
You wanna drag this on longer know its past it's prime.
You dare rhyme farther and you're gonna have a bad time.

A user of this :
supernerd117 :

That's all you got?  That's what you call a rhyme?
And you think you insult me when you say "Sublime"
Go check a dictionary, 'sublime'  means elevated,
I'll go play Pictionary and my rap will still get rated
Higher than the garbage you write.
Son, you're wasting your time.
You work all day and all night
And your words barely rhyme

My flow is flawless
You c'rap' is bumpy, unsteady.
I crank these out all day
Like Little Caeser's Hot'n'Ready's

Your raps are full and healthy like a dog with the mange
Your raps are short 'n' sour but mine have the range
To take you out like a Taliban getting shot by a sniper
You sit there like a mouse and I'm a pit viper.

*drop the mic*

Ghostbear1111 :

Oh ho ho ho that's your reply?
For a minute there I thought it was a pigsty.
Okay, so that insult backfired
Forget it, nothing worth my prespire.

You said crap call the mods
You could run but you ain't got the bod
I'm leading the hunt for you
You'll be chopped up like a cod!

Stop dropping that mic or it'll break.
As it fell to the ground I saw you shake
The heat is kicking up, judgement's come!
Who's going to the next round?
Who will just look dumb?
Just remember to not be fake!

...I'm not gonna diss you the WHOLE time.

A user of this :
Ghostbear1111 :

Time!  Now let's go to our judges:

legacyme3 :
ZeroTails :
megamanmaniac :

It's judging time!  Take a gander at the four raps from our contestants and make your decision!  WOOT WOOT!

Ghostbear's first rap:

I'm typing these words, one hand behind my back
And some other clown's gonna be talking 'attack'
But if you stand to me, I'll push you and you'll fall
And since I'm going first, don't bother going at all.

My rhyming flows easy when I start making fun of you
And you sound a bit wheezy because you didn't get a flu

....shot...

So you throw up words and hope they all sound good
But you can't deal with me and you know you shout
Just give up and stop trying and don't waste your time
'Cause you're taking on a grown man who's called King Rhyme.

*drop the mic*

User's first rap:

Hello beauties, it's time to make my rapping debut!
Let's make this fast, this old bear won't last, and I gotta scoot.
Your rhymes are sublime, your points are all moot.
Let's kick up the notch DJ LAY ON THE FLUTE!

Your raps are sad, very bad, kinda lame.
My rhymes are full, healthy, and anything but tame
You're losing now with only yourself to blame!

You think your hot stuff I think you're grime
Your raps were bad; at best sublime
You wanna drag this on longer know its past it's prime.
You dare rhyme farther and you're gonna have a bad time.

Ghostbear's second rap:

That's all you got?  That's what you call a rhyme?
And you think you insult me when you say "Sublime"
Go check a dictionary, 'sublime'  means elevated,
I'll go play Pictionary and my rap will still get rated
Higher than the garbage you write.
Son, you're wasting your time.
You work all day and all night
And your words barely rhyme

My flow is flawless
You c'rap' is bumpy, unsteady.
I crank these out all day
Like Little Caeser's Hot'n'Ready's

Your raps are full and healthy like a dog with the mange
Your raps are short 'n' sour but mine have the range
To take you out like a Taliban getting shot by a sniper
You sit there like a mouse and I'm a pit viper.

*drop the mic*

User's second rap:

Oh ho ho ho that's your reply?
For a minute there I thought it was a pigsty.
Okay, so that insult backfired
Forget it, nothing worth my prespire.

You said crap call the mods
You could run but you ain't got the bod
I'm leading the hunt for you
You'll be chopped up like a cod!

Stop dropping that mic or it'll break.
As it fell to the ground I saw you shake
The heat is kicking up, judgement's come!
Who's going to the next round?
Who will just look dumb?
Just remember to not be fake!

Really judges? No reply? So close to the judging area? Unless the judges judged by PM, this is just... okay. And I really don't want to be the only one to decide whether a contestant moves on ;-;.

supernerd117 : I normally wouldn't ask if you could extend the judges time limit, but with anyone not really judging lately, could you just for the first rap? Again, I REALLY don't want to decide who goes on and who doesn't because I can always be biased, and if I do become the only judge, the judging will be extremely biased, probably towards who I know :/. Which is why I also don't want to post my verdict right now. And if the judges did judge by PM, then that's odd, and that's all I have to say for that .

ZeroTails : Sure, I'll extend the time limit.  I'm going to be more lax because this is only a four-person tourney.  But I warn that you shouldn't base your judgment on Leggy and Triple M's decisions.  You need to make your best judgment and don't look back too much.  Make sure you don't pick someone simply because you like them.  Find a judging method that works for you, apply it, and do your best.  But don't stress over it too much.  Although you might affect who gets what prize, this tournament will not determine who goes to Heaven or who goes to Heck.  I'm not saying don't do your best, I'm just saying that you don't need to overthink this.  Just set your biases aside, and go with what you enjoyed the most on a personal level.  A good idea may be to imagine you are each contestant.  How then would you judge your opponent's raps?  Would you be impressed?  Or would you be disappointed?  I hope this helps!

Well, when you tell eveyrone you're voting for who you know, I'll just quit right now.

We don't even need to go through the motions.  That's fine.  Let's rename this "Rap Battle Tournament of the locals and long-term friends."

Thanks for the chance.  Have fun with your little tournament.

Ghostbear1111 : Hey, Don't worry too much about who wins and loses... It's only a friendly competition. Trust me on this, Just try and have fun, Heck we're only competing for Viz which is really easy to obtain these days anyways... Also let me give you some insight here,,,, 

legacyme3 : Will not give two cents about who posted the raps and will just vote for the one he likes the most, As someone that has hosted several competitions and been a head global, you can count on an unbiased vote. 

megamanmaniac : Is also someone that will vote for the best raps as well, So no need to worry, 

ZeroTails : Honestly, Admitting your likely to be biased is probably the worse thing you could have done and i do actually feel that Ghostbear's response is warranted in a way, My concern however is that you'll simply go along with the other two judges which adds nothing... Don't get me wrong this is no dig at you, But you'd think that if someone signed up to be a judge they would be aware of the fact they'd have to y'know actually judge things....  I know your young and i understand that, But with the people competing i don't feel as if you have to worry about making anyone upset, Which also kinda seems to be a motive for you to wait for others to post. 


Now how about we just do some good old rapping whenever the round is judged.... It's too much pointless drama over something that is supposed to be fun... 

ZeroTails : You really shouldn't be biased if you want to judge. If anything, you should be harsher towards the returning contestant than the newer one. So you really should have cast your own vote, or judged us in that post. Not openly say that you don't want to, and that you were biased...

legacyme3 :
legacyme3 :
legacyme3 :
megamanmaniac :
megamanmaniac :
megamanmaniac :

You guys are holding this whole thing back! Pick already! I highly doubt we were both this good to where you'd be debating this for days now.

Chostbear1111: Winning and losing don't mean anything here really. And if things go the way they are now, the next ice age (not the crappy rehash movie) will roll around before the competition ends. It's usually how events outside of IT go down.

Anyway, let us all chill out. There's no need for ragequitting, drama, or any of that. This is a time to make crappy raps and post them for personal amusement.

A user of this : I first saw the notification for this yesterday, and I just finished taking two finals yesterday (one at noon, one last night), so I apologize for not being able to make a quick decision on who the winner is.

That being said, I'm a bit busy getting ready to get back home, so I'll make this quick. I liked the overall flow of ghostbear's raps slightly more. In addition, some of user's lines didn't make a lot of sense, particularly the "sublime" part of the rap. While I would've liked to dissect your raps further, I'm a bit pressed for time right now, so I'm giving my vote to Ghostbear for the reasons stated above.

legacyme3 :
ZeroTails :

I've PM'd Ghostbear to see if he wishes to continue in the tournament.  Until all that is settled, you all are free to post your decision when you are ready.  Please don't allow his choice to affect your decision.  Thank you!

I'm still going to compete and I'm happy to do it.  I don't care winning or losing.  Heck, if I get knocked out, that's cool.  I'm not bothered in the least, as long as it's by someone who's better than me.  To have the field vote for a guy because they like him and not his skill set is where I feel cheated.

I'm not even doing this for Viz or TP or anything like that.  I don't need glory or prestige.  I'm competing for the fun of it.
Thanks for getting on track, fellas.

If I move on, I'll take on whoever's next.

Ghostbear1111 : I agree that voting should be based on the quality of the raps, not anything else.  I talked with Zero and I hope we're on the same page.  I believe she'll do her best to judge fairly.  But all of us are imperfect beings having a human experience.  I'm not justifying voting based on whom a judge likes, but just saying that we all make mistakes.  Whether or not you move on this round, I hope to see you around again.  I've enjoyed your raps.

It's not like I'm TRYING to be biased :p. And I will try my best to be objective, and hopefully this can be dropped from now on. I'm not one for continuing stuff like this xp.

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Honestly, the "sublime" part from user is what destroyed him here. Basically, using words that you don't know what it means is first off bad in general, and in the context of user's rap, it makes no sense at all, and really destroyed the flow. Yes user, I did search up the meaning of sublime, and the definitions I found still doesn't make any sense :p. I liked ghostbear's flow in general as well. Except for one part "....shot..." that didn't really flow that well for me, but I could understand that it was probably done to keep the rhyming from "you" and "flu", and to have the rap still make sense because wheezing because you don't have the flu doesn't make much sense Xp.

So my vote for this round goes to Ghostbear1111.

ZeroTails : Not trying to hound you or single you out or anything.  I just wanted as fair a vote as possible.  I hope I didn't cause too much awkwardness.  If I did, I'm sorry and beg for your humble forgiveness  Anyhoo...on with the show!

Two of the judges have voted for Ghostbear: Therefore, he's moving on to the final!  Time for the next match!

scarlot :  In this corner, we have scarlot, a newcomer with a lot to say!
Tyrian Delirium : In this corner, we have a former champion that's ready to rumble!

Who will win?  You decide, judges.  Prepare for rap time!  3, 2, 1...fight!

scarlot : You're up first!  Give it the ol' college try (or whatever kind of try you want)!

I wanna start by saying Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays,
not that it really matters since I'm winning this anyways,
and when I get done with this rhyming, I know I'll see your head spinning.
You must be blind not to see that! No 20-20 vision.

I'm scarlot, said scarlet like the color I'm burning red hot
Trying to compare to me is like, "Son, you better not."
Stop what you're doing now, it'll be sad to have to watch you fall
I'm gathering all the Viz and the trophies. Gotta Catch 'Em All!

Do you see that thing that's headed towards us on the street.
That's a victory. You'll never get one it's coming to me to meet.
Honestly, at this point you even trying is treason.
Just so you know, I already have my hand up for a reason.

This one will probably be bad..... So yeah brace yourselves....Winter is coming etc


Tomorrow might just be a normal day to those who don't preach Christianity. 
Celebrating your imaginary friend's birthday is just pure insanity
Anyway, I'm glad you got to rap first so i could see how good you are
And i must say when it comes to rapping your about as exciting as a parked car.

We both may have names that are colours, but you'll bow down to me
I'll be sitting on my throne, Because unlike you I'm Royal-T (Tyrian is Royal Purple for clarification)
When it comes to Viz and Trophies, I literally have them in the millions... 
Plus that won't even bring you joy, Just remember what happened to Robin Williams

Your like Donald Trump riding around in another cliché parade
Trying to hide your weak campaign behind a pointless masquerade 
See i'd rather have Royal-T than a wannabe financial dictator
SO pack your bags and leave, You'll be forgotten about 2 days later. 

You think you are the best!
Lemme think you are the guest
Try to stop me
It just gonna make me stronger
just come back at me
Never run back and go
It just takes 5 min for me to kill yo
Yeah,Yeah there's no escape
You are trapped in this place
or you will never escape
Would you like me to give you a brofist or punch
Yo cannot withstand
Yo cannot even stand
Yo cannot battle
Go get some cattle
I have the power of going back in time
You have the power of stepping on a mine
what the hell do you think
I am gonna destroy you in just a blink
When my Vulcan Fist is coming at ya