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Is Water A Mineral: A Comedy Sketch

 

10-07-15 02:48 PM
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supernerd117 : Another one of my comedy stories, but this one actually happened.


Student: When water melts, is it a mineral?
Professor: Is Ice a mineral?
Student: Yes.
Professor: When ice melts, what does it become?
Student: Water.
Professor: Is water a mineral?
Student: No.
Professor: Ok? Does that answer your question?
Student: No, you still haven't told me if ice is a mineral when it melts.
supernerd117 : Another one of my comedy stories, but this one actually happened.


Student: When water melts, is it a mineral?
Professor: Is Ice a mineral?
Student: Yes.
Professor: When ice melts, what does it become?
Student: Water.
Professor: Is water a mineral?
Student: No.
Professor: Ok? Does that answer your question?
Student: No, you still haven't told me if ice is a mineral when it melts.
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zanderlex : Ha!  That's great!
zanderlex : Ha!  That's great!
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zanderlex : Water doesn't melt?
zanderlex : Water doesn't melt?
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Ferdinand : Exactly, that's why its funny.
Ferdinand : Exactly, that's why its funny.
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zanderlex : Don't forget to say your prayers and eat your vitamins too brother,
zanderlex : Don't forget to say your prayers and eat your vitamins too brother,
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Ferdinand : Only of its those gummi vitamins, I can't stand any other kinds.

I actually can't wait to go back to earth science next week, that one kid always makes class funny with the stuff he says.

He even annoyed the teacher by asking what was going to be on the test 8 different times over the course of two hours.
Ferdinand : Only of its those gummi vitamins, I can't stand any other kinds.

I actually can't wait to go back to earth science next week, that one kid always makes class funny with the stuff he says.

He even annoyed the teacher by asking what was going to be on the test 8 different times over the course of two hours.
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zanderlex : You don't need no Earth scienze. They'll probably try to tell you the Earth revolves around the sun or some other such nonsense. Play SimEarth just as good. Good luck with those cave-men though.  lol

ps- gummi vitamins are good.
zanderlex : You don't need no Earth scienze. They'll probably try to tell you the Earth revolves around the sun or some other such nonsense. Play SimEarth just as good. Good luck with those cave-men though.  lol

ps- gummi vitamins are good.
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Ferdinand : But I'm a scientist, I found out what will happen once the universe stops expanding, so I need more earth science. (its a shame though that once I tried to test my theory, it already was.)

We all know the earth doesn't revolve around the sun, I revolves around the moon.
Ferdinand : But I'm a scientist, I found out what will happen once the universe stops expanding, so I need more earth science. (its a shame though that once I tried to test my theory, it already was.)

We all know the earth doesn't revolve around the sun, I revolves around the moon.
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zanderlex : The universe can stop being so expensive any time. I agree.
zanderlex : The universe can stop being so expensive any time. I agree.
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