Slackoth's only value is that he gives basement dwelling neckbeards a pokemon that looks just like them. And not only that, but he has the temperament to match theirs as well. They may be mighty, but they never use their power for anything of actual value. Building something great? Nah, let's not. Be used in useless battles for gym badges? Sure. That's a great use of time.

Oh wait, I just described Slaking!

Slackoth isn't even THAT cool. He's the crappy, cheap, discount version of the one that is useless. So not only is Slackoth useless outside of battle, he's useless IN battle as well!

At least it has the redeeming quality that if you are patient it eventually becomes something that isn't total s***, but that applies to literally every pokemon ever that evolves.

Next user gets to roast Gyrados. I'm in a weird mood.

Gyarados. Reminds me of my ex-girlfriend who was always shouting about everything.

Next is Hoothoot.

Hoothoot is one of the biggest jokes Pokemon has to offer. Not only does it take away the elegance and majesty the owl displays in real life, but the only thing it's good for is to be used as a "soccer ball in-a-bag" to kick over and over again to take out your frustration on something.

Next Pokemon to hate on will be...
Victreebell
( Sorry if I spelled that wrong lol XD )

Victreebell is a pretty solid pokemon but it's still pretty weak against most trainers. I wouldn't recommend using it since it's more or less just average. It could never hope to be what some grass / poison types achieve.

tl;dr no it sucks lol

The next pokemon: Absol. Have fun.

Absol is the very best worst Pokemon ever created. I've seen Caterpie with more fight in them, and Jigglypuff with more tenacity. Their low defense makes them obsolete in battling, and the horn on their head makes them look like a joke.

#DownWithAbsol

The next Pokemon to hate on will be...
Jigglypuff

Jigglypuff is incredibly weak in every aspect except for a generous HP stat of 115...aside from that, all of its other stats are a joke with none of them above 45. With horrible defenses, it has to rely on wish to stay alive. Even with a great HP stat, decent defenses are needed in order to tank hits well. With the defenses Jigglypuff has, a magikarp with splash as its only move could kill it. Overall, it is an awful normal type that is easily outdone by better ones. 

The next pokemon to hate on is Probopass. 

Okay okay, I HAVE to say what's on my mind about this.

It's a flipping nose! And not just a nose, it's a nose with a giant moustache! Game design folks, game design!

Who would actually want to battle using part of hitler's face? No wait that sounds cool...

next one: Exeggcute

Ugh, another crappy grass type... Grass/psychic is one of the worst type combos you can ask for because it makes Exeggcute have even more weaknesses than the average grass type. 4x weakness to bug makes it useless against anything that can learn X-Scissor or U-Turn. Fire, Ice, Ghost, Poison, Flying, and Dark weaknesses on top of the bug weakness make Exeggute a horrible Pokemon to use, and since it has such a low speed stat, you won't be able to move first 99% of the time, so Exeggute is only good for one thing: the Pokedex!

The next Pokemon to hate on is Milotic.

Milotic has decent defenses which assist it in playing a defensive role, however, its use outside of a defensive position is very limited compared to other water types in its tier. Compared to Suicune's bulk, Blastoise's rapid spin access, Slowbro/Slowking's access to regenerator and fighting type resistance, it is hard to fathom any distinct advantages Milotic has over some of its competitors. Many other bulky water types do a much better job of countering threats than Milotic does. Even if it has a somewhat decent speed stat of 81, it doesn't help it much in the long run considering the fact that slower pokemon like Blastoise with a base speed of 78 fills a defensive role much better with higher overall defenses than Milotic. Suicune is another example of a bulky water type that does its job far better than Milotic...


The next pokemon to hate on is Silcoon. 

Silcoon is a disgusting hot mess. It shouldn't even be called a Pokemon, since it's basically just a cocoon and can't do any thing besides Harden. If you catch one in the wild instead of evolving in to it, it can't even attack!! It can't learn any HMs or TMs, and even the anime doesn't bother to acknowledge it's existence more than maybe once. A complete and utter joke is what it is.

An unhealthy dose of insecticide is the brightest possible future for a creature of this caliber.

Next up to hate on will be...
Magnemite

Magnemite is a terrible Pokemon due to it being an electric/steel type. I've never been a fan of electric types that have a 2nd type, but that one's easily the worst example of how an electric type can be terrible. It has 4x a weakness to ground, and it's weak to fire and fighting. So, earthquake, flamethrower, and any good fighting type can 2 hit KO it (can't one hit KO now thanks to sturdy being improved in gen 5)

The next Pokemon to hate is Lunatone.

Lunatone is fairly weak no matter how you set it up. Even with a life orb, it still won't do a significant amount of damage to be considered an effective sweeper. To make matters worse, its pitiful 70/65/85 bulk completely throws away any chance of it being able to take strong attacks while still fulfilling a sweeping role. 

It's a shame since I like Lunatone's unique typing and crescent moon based appearance, however, appearance and typing alone don't save Lunatone from the abyss it finds itself in from a competitive standpoint. It just doesn't serve much of a purpose in a battle...


The next pokemon to hate on is Yanmega. 

Yanmega is just an over grown dragon fly, with no added strength or usefulness. I've never met a single person who has used them on their team for any thing other than a Nuzlocke, or just to be ironic and see how bad of a team they could form. It's move set is absolute crap, and it's stats are hardly any better. There's really nothing good I can say about this Pokemon, and for once I'm not just BS-ing my way through the response lol.

Next Pokemon to hate on will be...
Reshiram

Even though it is a legendary pokemon and it has very high stats that I can't really hate on, I don't like the way Reshiram looks. It looks like a dragon goat, and the way its wing arms are set up just don't look right to me. In my opinion, I think Zekrom looks much cooler, and it actually looks just a bit more like a dragon (although, salamence and a few others are the only pokemon that really look like dragons).

On a side note, I don't like the fact that so many legendaries have only base 90 speed. I guess it helps make them slightly less overpowered, but if they already have base 680+ stats, they might as well have base 100 speed or higher. It's whatever though. 

The next pokemon to hate on is Bastiodon. 

I never found much use for Bastiodon, frankly its the worst of the two fossils from Sinnoh. Rhampardos would work so much better against things compared to it, and it's pretty much just ugly to look at. It has no significance elsewhere either so I just find it pointless and useless.

The next pokemon is Nidoking. (this will be hard, considering that nidoking is objectively one of the best in the first generation)

Nidoking is nothing more than an over sized punk. I mean sure, he looks tough in the newer games, but back in the olden days of yore, he looked like a complete mess. Not only that, but any decent water type can wipe the floor with him, since the added ground typing only makes it more vulnerable. And though I'll admit Nidokings stats are pretty good over all, he has becomes increasingly obsolete with each new generation, becoming more and more easily replaced in just about any kind of line up. Put simply, he is a turd sandwich...

Next Pokemon to hate on will be...
Mew

Mynamescox44 : Turd sandwich? Ew.

Mew looks like a hairless rodent to be quite honest. Although its stats are all a solid 100 each, each stat on its own isn't as outstanding as it could be. Mew's typing is also pretty awful since it is susceptible to dark, bug, and ghost types which are all very common in the metagame. Although Mew can learn every TM in the game, its typing and its very balanced stats prevent it from being a better pokemon. I think Mewtwo has a more interesting lore, better stats, better typing, and more usability altogether. There are other psychic types out there that don't suffer from the same drawbacks that Mew does. 

The next pokemon to hate on is Drifblim.

Drifblim has absolutely pathetic defense, special defense, and speed stats. When you have a Pokemon with as many weaknesses as a ghost/flying type has, it either needs to be fast or have excellent defensive stats for it to be useful. As I already explained, Drifblim doesn't. It's easily the worst flying type Pokemon of the 4th generation in my eyes besides Chatot. Speaking of which...

The next Pokemon to hate on is Chatot.

CHATOT ! Weak peace of birds poop who's only good move is Mimic and only if the enemy uses a good move and that little birdy can even survive the upcoming attack. And your voice is like a thousand hippos doing the mating sound in the top of Mt. Everest.

Next Pokémon to hate on will be Whiscash.

What the heck were they thinking making a "Catfish" Pokemon?

Catfish enjoy the most disgusting food ever, literally to the point people who fish for them use some thing called "Stink-Bait" lol. It has this stupid W shaped thing on it's forehead, that looks kind of like a crown. This makes it the king of stupid, unnecessary water types, as well as having the intelligence of someone who gets a tattoo on their face. I've seen better Pokemon created from the imagination of a carrot...

Next Pokemon to hate on will be...
Heracross