supernerd117 : You ask, I deliver

Of course there can be beauty in simplicity
But your rhymes are at best, how to put it... Idiocy
And resorting to petty insults about my length and age?
If you're not even gonna try, just get off the stage.

I mean seriously Bob, your rap may have flow.
But your insults stopped being good long ago.
Your raps have the rhythm but they lack the punch needed.
They have about the force of a little baby fetus.

Admitting to playing Sonic Boom, I mean okay?
That's like saying "I have poor taste in games, hooray"
And keep dreaming about one of those extreme makeovers
Because when I'm done with you, you're gonna need to start over.

So you see while your lyrics might start little brawls,
Mine are the kind that end world wars.
You know you've been beat, it's the end of your line.
So raise your white flag, because victory is mine.


Sure having flow is important but that becomes pointless if the rap doesn't have rhymes to back it up

Either way I want to see you bring it for the final rap O

Zlinqx : You brought it.  I gave it back, with a little extra.  It's over, son.  You fought well.  Thanks for playing!  

The stage is mine bro, I wont give it to you!
It's time to kick you back to your homeland of poo!
Idiocy has been trademarked by a guy that sucks;
What' is his name?  Let me think..Zlinqx!

Backwards and forwards, my name speaks for itself,
Your insults don't deserve a place on the shelf!
And if you think a fetus don't pack a punch,
Then become a mom, bro!  It hurts a bunch!

It's true, Sonic Boom may be a piece of trash
That's not even worth most men's hard-earned cash
But to expand your horizons, to reach greater pleasure
Learn that one man's trash is another man's treasure!

If you can't find the good in the midst of the bad,
Then you're not a gamer, you're just a cad!
And your chances of winning are nil, you can't cope!
Can you turn it around, is there any hope?

Well, sure!  But first, your rap needs a makeover.
But since you've posted your rap, there are no do-overs.
I'm afraid, folks, that we've run out of time,
Zlinqx can celebrate with his nickels and dimes!

Strength in numbers!  I just mowed you down,
My little brawl has filled every town!
Better take that white flag and drape it over your head,
Because I've ended the war.  Your rap is dead!

And.....time! The first matchup of the semifinals is now over, and the jusdges will now vote to see which contestant will advance to the final round. But first let's review the raps of our two contestants.

Zlinqx's First Rap
Who's this going up against me, his name is supernerd?
How sad, that name mostly reminds me of a big steaming turd.
Honestly? this guy is supposed to be my opponent? How absurd.
Someone deaf and blind would've been more worthy and preferred.

Let me tell you something "Bob" you may think you have what it takes.
Stumbling your way through matchups, a fatal mistake.
Because any hope you had, will soon disappear.
When I tear you to pieces with my rhymes, all you can do is despair.

"Don't worry I can make this quick and painless" is what I would say.
But that would make it all pointless, like watching you play video games.
Try if you want, but all that awaits you is doom.
The same unleashed upon humanity, when they released Sonic Boom!

But really, don't you get it Bob? This is already over.
I've verbally triumphed over you so get out of here, you joker.
You can go home and watch another episode of Extreme makeover.
At least then you can dream about something other than goobers and gophers.


supernerd117's First Rap
You called me a turd? I've never heard that before...
Anyways, your c-rap smells like a pile of manure!
You try to bring me down, bro, but I'm taller than your
Puny height son, I clock in at six foot four!

Your fancy words and lengthy rhymes can't stack up to mine
There's beauty in simplicity, and there I'm doing fine.
Your layout isn't the only thing squishing your rap
It's your pitiful attempt at bridging our age gap!

While I confess that you can weave a rhyme with skill,
Your rhythm simply goes from zero to kill!
And your insults? What are they at all?
They're hardly the sort that could start a brawl!

I can roll with your punches, I can beat Sonic Boom,
I watch Extreme Makeover, and I'm prepared for doom!
I know when I've been beat, and this time ain't it.
So next time Zlinqx, bring a rap that ain't crud!


Zlinqx's Second Rap
Of course there can be beauty in simplicity
But your rhymes are at best, how to put it... Idiocy
And resorting to petty insults about my length and age?
If you're not even gonna try, just get off the stage.

I mean seriously Bob, your rap may have flow.
But your insults stopped being good long ago.
Your raps have the rhythm but they lack the punch needed.
They have about the force of a little baby fetus.

Admitting to playing Sonic Boom, I mean okay?
That's like saying "I have poor taste in games, hooray"
And keep dreaming about one of those extreme makeovers
Because when I'm done with you, you're gonna need to start over.

So you see while your lyrics might start little brawls,
Mine are the kind that end world wars.
You know you've been beat, it's the end of your line.
So raise your white flag, because victory is mine.


supernerd117's Second Rap

The stage is mine bro, I wont give it to you!
It's time to kick you back to your homeland of poo!
Idiocy has been trademarked by a guy that sucks;
What' is his name? Let me think..Zlinqx!

Backwards and forwards, my name speaks for itself,
Your insults don't deserve a place on the shelf!
And if you think a fetus don't pack a punch,
Then become a mom, bro! It hurts a bunch!

It's true, Sonic Boom may be a piece of trash
That's not even worth most men's hard-earned cash
But to expand your horizons, to reach greater pleasure
Learn that one man's trash is another man's treasure!

If you can't find the good in the midst of the bad,
Then you're not a gamer, you're just a cad!
And your chances of winning are nil, you can't cope!
Can you turn it around, is there any hope?

Well, sure! But first, your rap needs a makeover.
But since you've posted your rap, there are no do-overs.
I'm afraid, folks, that we've run out of time,
Zlinqx can celebrate with his nickels and dimes!

Strength in numbers! I just mowed you down,
My little brawl has filled every town!
Better take that white flag and drape it over your head,
Because I've ended the war. Your rap is dead!


Alright judges. It's now time to vote.

thing1 :
Hidden Phantom :
ZeroTails :

Zlinqx had no flow or rhythm. 
supernerd's rhyming was horrible. 
Zlinqx had good, clean insults. 
supernerd had good comebacks. 

They both deserve to lose this one. 

But, I'm going with Zlinqx because supernerd never retaliated, and Zlinqx actually made an attempt to rhyme throughout. 

Hey, look at that. It's me actually making it to this round. Fantastic.

That said:
Zlinqx's raps were awkward to read and felt like bad free verse poetry, if anything.
supernerd177 is just a mess.

This round goes to Zlinqx.  Which is a surprise considering how dramatically supernerd177 blew out the last round.

Hm... going with Zlinqx this round for what other people brought up.

And with a unanimous 3-0 decision, the winner of this matchup is Zlinqx!

And now we move on to the second matchup of the semifinals, featuring...

sonicmcmuffin :

and

A user of this :

Matchup #4
Contestants: sonicmcmuffin vs A user of this
Initiated by: sonicmcmuffin

And....BEGIN!!!

Note - After today, I will more than likely be offline completely until Sunday, so if the matchups do end before I come back, then I apologize for my absence, since the voting will be delayed. Of course, if I do check in and find that the matchups are finished, I'll summon the judges for voting immediately.

Might as well make up some silly rhymes at 2:54 in the morning

Hello there, My subjects, Queen Tyrianny on the mic.
You may have won once but prepared to take a hike. 
Now I would read your battle, but I haven't got the time.
Because your about to be beaten with my power of rhyme. 

*coughs* (I'm not taking this seriously by the way x3)

I'll defeat you so fast with my sonic spindash
Just face it user you're never gonna last
I'll beat you so hard your ass whopping will be chronic
Defeated so fast that they nicknamed me "sonic" 

I'm a stone faced killer, White wolf's son gonna make it gory. 
Name's Kakashi Hatake, Ripping out hearts with my trusty Chidori 
I'm so damn fly, defeating your ass whilst sipping on my sake. 
You better bring it strong when facing the Sixth Hokage... 

Enough with the references lets just be straight
Your raps are subpar, Mine are simply great. 
Sonic or Kakashi it really doesn't matter
They'll both destroy you whether it's the former or the latter. 



So yeah i got bored and did these  raps... meh... 

sonicmcmuffin : I can drop a verse before heading out. (All nonsensical as well x3)

Greetings, Queen Tyrianny. Let's keep this fight clean.
Mares like you only talk big, but when it comes to rhymes you lack sheen.
You're an actual challenge unlike my last battle.
But if you're hurt by words the end of this, don't tattle.

I can easily sidestep counterattack.
Tornado kick, jump attack, cut you no slack!
I'm as dull as a tack, and won't hold back.
Your fighting is even sadder than For Glory Little Mac!

I'll taunt you, and show you the Monado's power
You'll just sit there, weep, and cower.
I've got full HP, and have mastered every Art
Let's just finish this quickly, and peacefully depart.

Yeah, our references gotten out of hand.
It's funny, but ends up like your rhymes; bland.
This battle even Shulk, Link, or even I could stand.
I'm unscratched, mental thesaurus attached, get ready to be canned!

A user of this :

Meh here we go again

There's more to rhyming than the last word.
"I'm better than you, Flying crane Kicking bird"
Above is an example of your "raps" They lack substance and class.
Oh don't forget grammar as well, My raps you'll never surpass. 

Be original!,  it's a lot harder than simply stealing their topic
It may look good but the skill it takes is truly microscopic 
I'm a white wolf standing proud, ready to attack, planning to dominate
Whilst your just a little puppy, Who lacks the bite, who I'm gonna castrate 

I'll fight you round after round and keep your nonsensical raps at bay
Whilst my rhymes get stronger, yours will simply get weaker and decay. 
You'll be standing there in silence as yet again my words truly astound.
You're done. Finished, Nothing but a hack, R.I.P, Six foot under ground.. 

Now before i go overboard and make my rhymes too aggressive
Let me make this clear, All your rhymes seem to be regressive 
One last thing, before this rap is over, You better raise your tempo
I mean is it even possible for you to make a rap that doesn't involve nintendo?

There.. but seriously.. it's easy to go second if all you do is basically copy the other person's verses... plus.. i'd like to see you rap about something more than smash.. jus saiyan...

sonicmcmuffin : m'kay

I'm no real rapper, you're no canine.
We're at a standstill, our careers are on the line.
I've just woken up, fresh and refueled.
Time for just one final dual.

I've got loads of rhymes and lyrics.
I could list them all, but it would leave you feeling sick.
It's great that you can bait, but it's fate that you lose.
I'm growing irate at this debate when we're standing here confused.

My style is growing more and more progressive.
Your aggressive, oppressive lyrics just won't do.
If not for this battle, you'd be sitting alone in your little wolf den.
You're a worthy opponent, maybe first prize will upgrade you to pig pen.

Now here's where the heat kicks up.
You think you've won? Ha, you're such a gullible pup.
I've got rhymes for battery, flattery, and capillaries.
It's here, the time draws near. It's judgement day. I'll see you in the pillories!

...H-how was that, senpai?

And with that, the semifinals are over. Let's take a look at the raps from this fast-paced matchup.

sonicmcmuffin's First Rap
Hello there, My subjects, Queen Tyrianny on the mic.
You may have won once but prepared to take a hike.
Now I would read your battle, but I haven't got the time.
Because your about to be beaten with my power of rhyme.

I'll defeat you so fast with my sonic spindash
Just face it user you're never gonna last
I'll beat you so hard your ass whopping will be chronic
Defeated so fast that they nicknamed me "sonic"

I'm a stone faced killer, White wolf's son gonna make it gory.
Name's Kakashi Hatake, Ripping out hearts with my trusty Chidori
I'm so damn fly, defeating your ass whilst sipping on my sake.
You better bring it strong when facing the Sixth Hokage...

Enough with the references lets just be straight
Your raps are subpar, Mine are simply great.
Sonic or Kakashi it really doesn't matter
They'll both destroy you whether it's the former or the latter.


A user of this's First Rap
Greetings, Queen Tyrianny. Let's keep this fight clean.
Mares like you only talk big, but when it comes to rhymes you lack sheen.
You're an actual challenge unlike my last battle.
But if you're hurt by words the end of this, don't tattle.

I can easily sidestep counterattack.
Tornado kick, jump attack, cut you no slack!
I'm as dull as a tack, and won't hold back.
Your fighting is even sadder than For Glory Little Mac!

I'll taunt you, and show you the Monado's power
You'll just sit there, weep, and cower.
I've got full HP, and have mastered every Art
Let's just finish this quickly, and peacefully depart.

Yeah, our references gotten out of hand.
It's funny, but ends up like your rhymes; bland.
This battle even Shulk, Link, or even I could stand.
I'm unscratched, mental thesaurus attached, get ready to be canned!


sonicmcmuffin's Second Rap
There's more to rhyming than the last word.
"I'm better than you, Flying crane Kicking bird"
Above is an example of your "raps" They lack substance and class.
Oh don't forget grammar as well, My raps you'll never surpass.

Be original!, it's a lot harder than simply stealing their topic
It may look good but the skill it takes is truly microscopic
I'm a white wolf standing proud, ready to attack, planning to dominate
Whilst your just a little puppy, Who lacks the bite, who I'm gonna castrate

I'll fight you round after round and keep your nonsensical raps at bay
Whilst my rhymes get stronger, yours will simply get weaker and decay.
You'll be standing there in silence as yet again my words truly astound.
You're done. Finished, Nothing but a hack, R.I.P, Six foot under ground..

Now before i go overboard and make my rhymes too aggressive
Let me make this clear, All your rhymes seem to be regressive
One last thing, before this rap is over, You better raise your tempo
I mean is it even possible for you to make a rap that doesn't involve nintendo?


A user of this
I'm no real rapper, you're no canine.
We're at a standstill, our careers are on the line.
I've just woken up, fresh and refueled.
Time for just one final dual.

I've got loads of rhymes and lyrics.
I could list them all, but it would leave you feeling sick.
It's great that you can bait, but it's fate that you lose.
I'm growing irate at this debate when we're standing here confused.

My style is growing more and more progressive.
Your aggressive, oppressive lyrics just won't do.
If not for this battle, you'd be sitting alone in your little wolf den.
You're a worthy opponent, maybe first prize will upgrade you to pig pen.

Now here's where the heat kicks up.
You think you've won? Ha, you're such a gullible pup.
I've got rhymes for battery, flattery, and capillaries.
It's here, the time draws near. It's judgement day. I'll see you in the pillories!


Alright judges.

thing1 :
Hidden Phantom :
ZeroTails :

You know what to do.

Holy... this one went fast. Right after I was thinking that this was going incredibly slow. 

sonic whipping out the Naruto References? +1 
sonic with a weak opening. 
moderate opening by user. 
good comeback, by lines are too long by sonic. 
good start to a finish, but weak comeback to close out by user. 

Wow... the opening round was better than the semis. That's sad. 

While sonicmcmuffin had the Naruto references, I am gonna give the win to A user of this since his flow seemed to be a lot more smoother than sonicmcmuffin's. Sorry, sonic. 

Somehow, the openings were better :/.

Anyways, this round will go to User. He has better flow, I feel.

The references were overdone, but they were funny nonetheless.  That said, A user of this won this one.  At least this one was better than last round.

I apologize for my lack of activity recently. That aside, it looks like we have our second finalist. The winner of this matchup, by another unanimous decision, is A user of this!

And with that, we can get on with the finals. In the finals, each contestant will post 3 raps, rather than the 2 that they have in the previous rounds. Now, without further ado, let's introduce our finalists! Come on to the platform guys.

A user of this :
Zlinqx :

Final Matchup
Contestants: A user of this vs. Zlinqx
Initiated by: A user of this

Let the final matchup...BEGIN!!!!

Zlinqx : les go m8. FITE ME IRL IN VIZ!

This is what it boils down to, you're the final opponent.
Well, this will be a piece of cake then won't it?
You're kidding me; your raps were considered top notch?
My lyrics are the sharpest of swords, and the swiftest of kicks to the crotch.

You just flop around hoping your moves are effective.
As a strategy that's really just defective.
Bringing the rhythm rhyme and flow is MY prime directive.
You're just a little non evolving 'mon with no objective.

It's only fate that this final battle would be so great.
It's mate against mate in a rap battle I almost posted late.
Using a technique you taught me, yes this is pure bait.
If you wanna stand a chance you gotta get a bit irate and keep the path straight.

I can see it now, you're acting like a little scrub.
If you think you'll best me you've got something else coming bub.
My rhymes are as the Mantis, while yours are something like a grub.
Get ready, it's your turn, you've been burned and you've got a wound to rub!

A user of this : fite me 1v1 irl m8

This boils down to me claiming my prize.
And watching you slowly head to your demise.
Just like the cake, your raps are a lie.
So watch as I refute everything they comprise.

Like that reference, I can't help but chuckle.
It's really just like "a user used struggle"
The further in we go the more your raps crumble.
So go ahead because I know you want to. Scuttle.

I mean you got this far m8 and that's gr8.
But in this battle, I'm the winner, no deb8.
Your raps are clearly way past their due d8.
And trust me when I say, that's really no b8.

I think I've said enough when I state aloud:
That I rekt you with 8s for crying out loud!
It's clear that I'm the one to entertain this crowd.
So I'll put on the show, and you put on the shroud.

Hoping the judges have played Pokemon enough to get that struggle reference and don't h8 8speak XD Either way it's your turn to bring it now so show me what you've got

Zlinqx : Oh it's on now Zlingiboi



Sick moves you epic memer!

Please, vegetables like you belong in the steamer!

You honestly think you've got a shot? You're a big dreamer.

I admire that, but let's face it my rhymes are cleaner.



That was only a sample of my power.

It's gr8 m8 but it'll leave you broken.
Stand against it you'll be devoured
The list of burns on you has more than a book by Tolkien!

This is all going according to plan.
You're coming strong, but you've got less skill.
I've got strength, speed, and my victory will involve a lot of flan.
You've done okay, but you've forgotten this is NOT a drill.

You've come far, I'm really impressed.
But lyrics like those are too easy to digest.
You're top contender for second place.
The fact is that I'm better and you're a disgrace!

A user of this :

I belong in a steamer? Well you belong in a stew.
At least that would have more flavour than your raps too.
Even so I think you might have loose screw.
Why else would someone dress up as a boo?

Seriously though even though you have your pride.
I think it's about time for you to subside.
My raps are the kind that makes worlds collide
Yours just make people go "he tried"

You don't give up and I admire that mentality.
But really this battle is but a formality.
I've got the rhymes and I've got the brutality.
So at the end all you'll hear is FATALITY

Face it user, you've met your match.
I'm destroying you without taking a scratch.
This is not a drill, there will be no rematch.
So I think it's time you head for the escape hatch.



This was partly rushed since I was running short on time again but it's literally right on time at least XD