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Easter Rap Battle Tournament - Recap

 

04-21-15 05:34 PM
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The winner of the Easter Rap Battle Tournament is...

supernerd117 :

So, he will be receiving a grand prize of 10,000 Viz and generalspleen: will receiving only 3500 Viz for not posting his second rap.

For your enjoyment, vizzed users, all tournament raps have been posted here with a couple of my ratings.

Match 1
supernerd117 VS bostonblokhed1
Winner - supernerd117

supernerd117 - First Rap
Blokhed? Do you know how to spell?
Your username isn't the only thing that smells!
You think you have style, I've got you beat by a mile!
You doubt what I say? Take a peek at my file!

I've looked at yours! It's pretty lame...
You try to be funny, but it's just more of the same
Old pile of bricks, you don't have enough tricks
To stop me! Why don't you go fetch a stick!

You want some meat? I'll throw you the bone!
To all you kids that are watching at home:
I've got a lot for you, you know that's true.
But this blockhead has nothing! What will you do?

I know you'll praise the heck out of my raps!
His raps? They're just just piles of c-rap!
When the day is done, and the doo is gone,
The choice is simple, there can be only one.

Rating - 4/5
A good opening rap, but could of used more of a original style rather than cliches.

bostonblokhed1 - First Rap
I know I can spell, thank you.
It doesn't take all A's you know, and I don't live in Timbuktu.
you can't beat my by a mile, in fact, you are still in The city of Kyle!
I can see your file, big woop, Perfect Attendance.
I'm the same? Show me your Evidence!

Get out of your mom's basement, you MMORPG freak.
Uh Oh, the Piss Container is about to Leak!
Yes, I am still a Life Scout, but soon, I'll be the National Animal while you still smell like Trout!
Take a shower man, my nose is starting to bleed,
You smell like you smoked a crapton of weed!

I might be just a pile of bricks, but I am much more valuable than you, skinny little Stick!
Kids, don't own a pair of 5 cent glasses.
Instead, It is wiser to listen to a jar of Molasses!

When the real stench is gone, you'll be staying on Channel One
To celebrate the victory of the Brick Wall that Won!

Rating - 4/5
Again, a good opening rap, but could of used the original style of 4 lines per verse, although I like his creativity.

supernerd117 - Second Rap
Tone down your language! It doesn't pay to be racist.
Calling Timbuktu! You're now on their blacklist!
I'm gonna pop your rap bubble, take a look at that cyst!
You were aiming for me? Well boy, you just missed!

World of Warcraft? I'm a Nintendo man
I've also got myself a PC in hand
So I can play the best variety of games
The latest, the greatest is too often lame!

You're a Life Scout? More like a Knife Scout!
You stab and stab, but all you get is doubt!
You're upset? You can shout and shout
But at the end of the day, I'll always beat you out!

The only weed growing here is you!
While my raps are elegant, beautiful and true.
Your capital letters are a capital fail...
It's time for you to give up and bail!

Rating - 5/5
I like his use of metaphors and similes in his raps.

bostonblokhed1 - Second Rap
The thought of you thinking you have won yet disgusts me,
Even more than you still smelling like pee.
Calling a guy with African and Aisan friends Racist?
I bet you hate people who are Atheist.
You say your raps are beautiful and true.
Yeah, they're as Beautiful as a pile of Doo!
Not to mention you living in your mom's basement is the only thing true.

I'm a Gamer too,
Armed with a laptop and Team Fortress 2.
Your so emo, you mentioned a knife,
With your Noose Hitch skills, you can end your miserable life!

I'm not stabbing, I'm Sniping.
With my rifle and piss in a jar, thinking I'm failing shows that my piss is working!
I'm not going to bail,
Even if it spells F-A-I-L
Because when the damage has been done,
And the Tournament is gone,
All the kiddies at home will know:
You were not the one.

Rating 3/5
I thought this one was a generic high school rap, I didn't find it bad, I didn't find it unique.

Match 2 - mario102 VS generalspleen
Winner - generalspleen

generalspleen - First Rap
Here we are again. Good luck bro.
Stunner is back with this sick flow.
Up against a emotionless, cheating, evil plumber.
Let me explain before y'all go dumber.
First off mario. You have 3 "girls" man.
Paulene, daisy, and peach in your hand.
Theres no need to clean those pipes.
And stop treating your brother like a pile of shyte.
Luigi just wants to be loved by you.
But instead when he wins you step on his shoe.
Laughing in his face making him confused.
All for winning at tennis on the gamecube!
Dont forget about the adorable yoshi.
You treat him like i treat a bowl of kashii.
You constantly hit yoshi to make him do what you want.
He saved your life you heartless robot!!!!!
Your evil and heartless beyond compare.
Killing the people your "saving" without care.
Get your act straight before i come over there,
And jump on your body. Lets see how you fair!

Rating - 5/5
Another excellent rap from generalspleen like always! What else can I say?

mario102 - First Rap
Now, don't waste my time
With those bad lines
I'm here to rhyme
I'm here to make you cry

I don't know what's a "generalspleen"
But honestly, it reminds me of a mean green bean
You think you're cool, but you're really not
You know who's cool? My dog Spot.

I'm not done yet
Oh please don't fret
I might just win, I might just lose
So just back off before you get a bruise

I really can't believe who I had to battle
You're pretty sad, just like a pickle
But now I'm done, I hope I won
Because this guy is about to be stunned

Rating 4/5
Generic cliches, but overall good effort,

generalspleen - Second Rap
Mean green bean? That the best you got?
When i spit my words you feel like you got shot.
Open your eyes mario. I got your princess.
Shes my main squeeze. Not even my mistress.
Im the general of the spleen armada you better learn quick!
One snap of my fingers and ill blow up your spleen you prick.
Whats this about a pickle? Are you a vegan?
Ill cook you up like my steaks best be believin!
And ill get a bruise? Ha! What a joke.
The only thing thats bruised is my words on your throat.
And you call me "green"? Thats cool with me.
That means ill hulk smash your raps with the slightest of ease!!!
I will give you this you did good for the first time.
You need to work on your flows when you rhyme.
You cant hold any punches or be scared bro.
This is rap. Its a dog eat dog world yo.
Ill end this rap and pass the mic,
To this fat plumber who thinks he can write.
You better put on your shoes and become a runner,
Cause i am the only number one stunner!!!

Rating - 4/5
Not the best rap I've seen, and generic cliches make raps not unique.

mario102 - Second Rap
generalspleen :

Let's take it down a notch
Now, look at me and watch.
I know we're friends, I'm cool with that
But you sound like you live with your mom and your cat
I think you've got some anger issues, it's a fact
So you better shut up before you get smacked
I can't say that I don't like you, I think you're cool
But someone who battles me is a gosh darn fool
The way you write your words, you must be a poet
If we compare raps, all your lines are bogus
Thank you for that compliment, I really needed that
I think you did good too, your lines are where it's at
But it's my time for me to shine
So if you lose, please don't whine
I know I'm not the best, I'm not that good
But if you think you're number one, you're misunderstood

Rating - 5/5
This rap is very unique, and still doesn't lose it's creativity, I think he would have won if he didn't trip over with his first rap.

Final Match - supernerd117 VS generalspleen
Winner - supernerd117

supernerd117 - First Rap
Hey generalspleen! Welcome to heck!
Compared to me, sir, you appear to be a speck
That tries and tries, but ultimately fails
To escape the terrible fate that awaits you in...well,

Your trip into eternity is littered with tries
To make a perfect rap, but your raps make me cry!
Fire and brimstone awaits those that can't rap;
Only a god could fill in your gaps!

You may have the fancy words that aim to please,
But please! It's just a pile of sleeze!
First of all, your spacing is lame
Even mario102 in that regard had more game!

Your raps are insane! They're totally crazy,
And by that, I mean that they're entirely lazy!
So go ahead and sleep, and count your sheep,
But when you wake up, prepare yourself to weep!

Rating - 4/5
Superb as usual. My favourite verse was the last one!

generalspleen - First Rap
Hey sonic drop me that beat,
Im gonna stomp supernerd as my ultimate feat!
Im undefeated on vizzed and it will remain the same.
Now let me show you my skill. Inflicting pain!
A speck you say? Im using a special monocle,
Just to see you. Your smaller then a molecule!!!
Just like your layout says jesus did weep...
After he heard your bad raps you creep!!!!
You call me crazy? You call me insane?
-b plus or minus the square root of b-squared minus four a c over two a!
Try to wrap that around your little brain.
I used the quadratic equation just to put you to shame.
You called me lazy? Look at my last stanza.
You still trying to figure that out? Have a fanta.
You are my rival but you will never be champ.
Dont try too hard. Your gonna get a cramp!

Rating - 5/5
These boys tried hard to get to the top spot.

The winner is supernerd117, who will be winning 10,000 Viz and will be hosting the summer tournament.

Rap Awards
If you win one of these, you will win 2,000 Viz.

Best Rap in The Tournament : mario102 - First Rap
Best Judge - thing1
Best Player - generalspleen
2015 CHAMPION - supernerd117

Thank you all so much for supporting the tournament and we hope to see different competitors in next summer.
The winner of the Easter Rap Battle Tournament is...

supernerd117 :

So, he will be receiving a grand prize of 10,000 Viz and generalspleen: will receiving only 3500 Viz for not posting his second rap.

For your enjoyment, vizzed users, all tournament raps have been posted here with a couple of my ratings.

Match 1
supernerd117 VS bostonblokhed1
Winner - supernerd117

supernerd117 - First Rap
Blokhed? Do you know how to spell?
Your username isn't the only thing that smells!
You think you have style, I've got you beat by a mile!
You doubt what I say? Take a peek at my file!

I've looked at yours! It's pretty lame...
You try to be funny, but it's just more of the same
Old pile of bricks, you don't have enough tricks
To stop me! Why don't you go fetch a stick!

You want some meat? I'll throw you the bone!
To all you kids that are watching at home:
I've got a lot for you, you know that's true.
But this blockhead has nothing! What will you do?

I know you'll praise the heck out of my raps!
His raps? They're just just piles of c-rap!
When the day is done, and the doo is gone,
The choice is simple, there can be only one.

Rating - 4/5
A good opening rap, but could of used more of a original style rather than cliches.

bostonblokhed1 - First Rap
I know I can spell, thank you.
It doesn't take all A's you know, and I don't live in Timbuktu.
you can't beat my by a mile, in fact, you are still in The city of Kyle!
I can see your file, big woop, Perfect Attendance.
I'm the same? Show me your Evidence!

Get out of your mom's basement, you MMORPG freak.
Uh Oh, the Piss Container is about to Leak!
Yes, I am still a Life Scout, but soon, I'll be the National Animal while you still smell like Trout!
Take a shower man, my nose is starting to bleed,
You smell like you smoked a crapton of weed!

I might be just a pile of bricks, but I am much more valuable than you, skinny little Stick!
Kids, don't own a pair of 5 cent glasses.
Instead, It is wiser to listen to a jar of Molasses!

When the real stench is gone, you'll be staying on Channel One
To celebrate the victory of the Brick Wall that Won!

Rating - 4/5
Again, a good opening rap, but could of used the original style of 4 lines per verse, although I like his creativity.

supernerd117 - Second Rap
Tone down your language! It doesn't pay to be racist.
Calling Timbuktu! You're now on their blacklist!
I'm gonna pop your rap bubble, take a look at that cyst!
You were aiming for me? Well boy, you just missed!

World of Warcraft? I'm a Nintendo man
I've also got myself a PC in hand
So I can play the best variety of games
The latest, the greatest is too often lame!

You're a Life Scout? More like a Knife Scout!
You stab and stab, but all you get is doubt!
You're upset? You can shout and shout
But at the end of the day, I'll always beat you out!

The only weed growing here is you!
While my raps are elegant, beautiful and true.
Your capital letters are a capital fail...
It's time for you to give up and bail!

Rating - 5/5
I like his use of metaphors and similes in his raps.

bostonblokhed1 - Second Rap
The thought of you thinking you have won yet disgusts me,
Even more than you still smelling like pee.
Calling a guy with African and Aisan friends Racist?
I bet you hate people who are Atheist.
You say your raps are beautiful and true.
Yeah, they're as Beautiful as a pile of Doo!
Not to mention you living in your mom's basement is the only thing true.

I'm a Gamer too,
Armed with a laptop and Team Fortress 2.
Your so emo, you mentioned a knife,
With your Noose Hitch skills, you can end your miserable life!

I'm not stabbing, I'm Sniping.
With my rifle and piss in a jar, thinking I'm failing shows that my piss is working!
I'm not going to bail,
Even if it spells F-A-I-L
Because when the damage has been done,
And the Tournament is gone,
All the kiddies at home will know:
You were not the one.

Rating 3/5
I thought this one was a generic high school rap, I didn't find it bad, I didn't find it unique.

Match 2 - mario102 VS generalspleen
Winner - generalspleen

generalspleen - First Rap
Here we are again. Good luck bro.
Stunner is back with this sick flow.
Up against a emotionless, cheating, evil plumber.
Let me explain before y'all go dumber.
First off mario. You have 3 "girls" man.
Paulene, daisy, and peach in your hand.
Theres no need to clean those pipes.
And stop treating your brother like a pile of shyte.
Luigi just wants to be loved by you.
But instead when he wins you step on his shoe.
Laughing in his face making him confused.
All for winning at tennis on the gamecube!
Dont forget about the adorable yoshi.
You treat him like i treat a bowl of kashii.
You constantly hit yoshi to make him do what you want.
He saved your life you heartless robot!!!!!
Your evil and heartless beyond compare.
Killing the people your "saving" without care.
Get your act straight before i come over there,
And jump on your body. Lets see how you fair!

Rating - 5/5
Another excellent rap from generalspleen like always! What else can I say?

mario102 - First Rap
Now, don't waste my time
With those bad lines
I'm here to rhyme
I'm here to make you cry

I don't know what's a "generalspleen"
But honestly, it reminds me of a mean green bean
You think you're cool, but you're really not
You know who's cool? My dog Spot.

I'm not done yet
Oh please don't fret
I might just win, I might just lose
So just back off before you get a bruise

I really can't believe who I had to battle
You're pretty sad, just like a pickle
But now I'm done, I hope I won
Because this guy is about to be stunned

Rating 4/5
Generic cliches, but overall good effort,

generalspleen - Second Rap
Mean green bean? That the best you got?
When i spit my words you feel like you got shot.
Open your eyes mario. I got your princess.
Shes my main squeeze. Not even my mistress.
Im the general of the spleen armada you better learn quick!
One snap of my fingers and ill blow up your spleen you prick.
Whats this about a pickle? Are you a vegan?
Ill cook you up like my steaks best be believin!
And ill get a bruise? Ha! What a joke.
The only thing thats bruised is my words on your throat.
And you call me "green"? Thats cool with me.
That means ill hulk smash your raps with the slightest of ease!!!
I will give you this you did good for the first time.
You need to work on your flows when you rhyme.
You cant hold any punches or be scared bro.
This is rap. Its a dog eat dog world yo.
Ill end this rap and pass the mic,
To this fat plumber who thinks he can write.
You better put on your shoes and become a runner,
Cause i am the only number one stunner!!!

Rating - 4/5
Not the best rap I've seen, and generic cliches make raps not unique.

mario102 - Second Rap
generalspleen :

Let's take it down a notch
Now, look at me and watch.
I know we're friends, I'm cool with that
But you sound like you live with your mom and your cat
I think you've got some anger issues, it's a fact
So you better shut up before you get smacked
I can't say that I don't like you, I think you're cool
But someone who battles me is a gosh darn fool
The way you write your words, you must be a poet
If we compare raps, all your lines are bogus
Thank you for that compliment, I really needed that
I think you did good too, your lines are where it's at
But it's my time for me to shine
So if you lose, please don't whine
I know I'm not the best, I'm not that good
But if you think you're number one, you're misunderstood

Rating - 5/5
This rap is very unique, and still doesn't lose it's creativity, I think he would have won if he didn't trip over with his first rap.

Final Match - supernerd117 VS generalspleen
Winner - supernerd117

supernerd117 - First Rap
Hey generalspleen! Welcome to heck!
Compared to me, sir, you appear to be a speck
That tries and tries, but ultimately fails
To escape the terrible fate that awaits you in...well,

Your trip into eternity is littered with tries
To make a perfect rap, but your raps make me cry!
Fire and brimstone awaits those that can't rap;
Only a god could fill in your gaps!

You may have the fancy words that aim to please,
But please! It's just a pile of sleeze!
First of all, your spacing is lame
Even mario102 in that regard had more game!

Your raps are insane! They're totally crazy,
And by that, I mean that they're entirely lazy!
So go ahead and sleep, and count your sheep,
But when you wake up, prepare yourself to weep!

Rating - 4/5
Superb as usual. My favourite verse was the last one!

generalspleen - First Rap
Hey sonic drop me that beat,
Im gonna stomp supernerd as my ultimate feat!
Im undefeated on vizzed and it will remain the same.
Now let me show you my skill. Inflicting pain!
A speck you say? Im using a special monocle,
Just to see you. Your smaller then a molecule!!!
Just like your layout says jesus did weep...
After he heard your bad raps you creep!!!!
You call me crazy? You call me insane?
-b plus or minus the square root of b-squared minus four a c over two a!
Try to wrap that around your little brain.
I used the quadratic equation just to put you to shame.
You called me lazy? Look at my last stanza.
You still trying to figure that out? Have a fanta.
You are my rival but you will never be champ.
Dont try too hard. Your gonna get a cramp!

Rating - 5/5
These boys tried hard to get to the top spot.

The winner is supernerd117, who will be winning 10,000 Viz and will be hosting the summer tournament.

Rap Awards
If you win one of these, you will win 2,000 Viz.

Best Rap in The Tournament : mario102 - First Rap
Best Judge - thing1
Best Player - generalspleen
2015 CHAMPION - supernerd117

Thank you all so much for supporting the tournament and we hope to see different competitors in next summer.
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