I know I’ve done nothing in the past month or so, but trust
me, I have a very logical reason… I was in hibernation until 2015 when Five
Nights at Freddy’s 2 would come out. Was I in for a shock that I was awoken
right after Halloween when a demo was released, soon followed by the full game,
and I have been down to work the past few days watching Markiplier’s
playthrough and reading up the wiki. Tis a shame it didn’t come out a week
earlier… I missed out on starting Sonic week… that was gonna be an annual thing
yo ;-;

Now if you’ve played the game or read up on the recent fnaf
historia, it’s clear there’s much more to the order of the universe than we
know of. If you HAVEN’T gotten around to recent news, may wanna get started on
your knowledge of killer robotic bears before reading on. First, let’s talk
about what’s new in the series. First… there’s no doors. Second… there’s three
ways to get into your office. Third… infinite building power, but a limited
flashlight battery. Fourth… 1,2,3, SIX NEW ANIMATRONICS. Possibly seven if
rumors of a second balloon boy under your desk is true. And fifth… THAT MOTHA
FRAGGIN MUSIC BOX. Oh, 6^th is a Freddy mask, lots of new stuff.

The gameplay is clearly modified to adapt from the first
game to this new no-doors style. First night introduces the new animatronics,
toy Bonnie, toy Chicka, toy Freddy, and… the puppet? You thought you’d get a
toy Foxy eh? Well that’s a different nightmare for another night. Now according
to the new and improved PHONE GAI the cause of animatronics coming for you
at night is because when it gets quiet they start automatically looking for
where the humans are, and since it’s afterhours they think you’re a naked
animatronic. Why toy Chicka likes removing her eyes and beak to find you… I
don’t know O_o. So while the staff is apparently hard at work fixing this bug,
there’s a remotely operated music box in the prize room to keep them satisfied.
Keeping this box wound up keeps an astonishing ONE animatronic out of 11 at
bay. This may not seem useful, but trust me, you never, EVER want to let the
box run out of fuel.

So throughout the night the toy animatronics will make their
way through the pizzeria to your office through the two side vents or down the
hall. If they are down the hall, shine the flashlight at them for a bit and
they will go away. When they’re about to enter or are inside a vent you will
hear the air coming from the vents. Once an animatronic is in your office or
peeking through a vent put on the empty Freddy mask and wait until you hear, or
see them go away. Aaaand that music box, bet you’re curious on the fourth
animatronic. Well I won’t spare the details, you should be motivated by knowing
the danger of “the puppet”. This Jack in the box will stay where it is all
night and leave you alone, but if the music box is let off for a few seconds it
will get up, and it’s game over. There is NOTHING you can do to protect
yourself once he leaves his post, he will definitely jump in your face and
proceed to do whatever he loves to do to humanity. This is what makes the
camera checking such a chore, 80% of the time you look at that thing you’re
watching the music box wind up.

The rest of the animatronics become active as the nights
progress, and work as follows. The “mangle” is our new Foxy, or at least
he/she/it’s supposed to be. Being torn apart and rebuilt by toddlers over the
past days have done a number on poor toy Foxy, and it’s now a mash of parts
that still functions. Once you hear it in your office due to static radio
noises, put on your mask as soon as you lower the monitor until it leaves. Old
Foxy is also the first of the original animatronics to leave the repair room,
and he operates a bit like he does in the first game. He will appear down the
hallway, and if you don’t flash the light in his face until he goes away he
will lunge at you, whether you have your mask or not. And if that sounds easy
enough for you, our next threat is balloon boy.

You probably thought the statue with the balloons in the
games room was for decoration didn’t you? Fortunately it’s easy to tell when
he’s coming, he only enters the left vent and will say hello to alert you of
his presence. Isn’t that sweet of him? Trust me, he is a sweet one. He’s the
only animatronic who doesn’t attack you, but he’s still bad company. To get him
to leave, watch for when he’s looking at you through the vent and put on the
mask to get him to leave, but if he realizes you’re human he will get in your
office and never leave. There’s no way to get him out, and your flashlight
doesn’t work when he’s around. This means if he gets in your as good as dead
because you can’t repel foxy from coming in for your “booty”, but at least if
it’s late 5 AM you may survive. Finally the 3 other aged animatronics of
Bonnie, Chicka, and Freddy. If they get in your office if you didn’t put on
your mask INSTANTLY after lowering the camera, they will get you. Funny thing,
they actually fake you out sometimes. Depending on the time you took to put on
the mask they may attack quick or seem to leave the room, and once you think
your safe THEN they attack. Old man Bonnie Bunny, top troll 2014.

The final one is golden Freddy, and sadly, I honestly have
no idea what-so-ever. It seems if he looks at you from the hallway or gets in
your office it’s up to him whether you live or not. Fortunately getting killed
by golden Freddy only gives you a game over and doesn’t crash your game. And
those are how the 11 animatronics work, jeez. Oh, one more thing, sometimes
getting killed by an animatronic and getting a game over triggers a minigame
like an Atari 2600. I’m not going to go over those yet. Now I would call it a
night here, but the walkthrough was just the first half of this post. I have
been gone quite a while, and the main reason for this is to help organize a war.
Yes, I am not kidding… a fnaf war. What now internet? Can’t decide the mangle’s
gender? Is it that different-colored balloon boy under the desk occasionally? (And
yes, I have seen video proof of it in someone’s playthrough) Well turns out,
it’s actually based on the fact that the game heavily implies that this game
took place BEFORE the original! Now first, it’s stupid that people are being
deku nuts to each other over having different opinions on a GAME. Second, yeah
it’s definitely a prequel :3. Time to go full on game theory like never before!

First, let’s gather any evidence from the first fnaf to
imply the changes in timeline. I found… nothing . Ok I retire (/)/==|___|

So yeah, guess this was an idea Scott Cawthon got after he
made the first game to further explain events that occurred. So since we can’t
get proof from the original game let’s look to facts we have now. First I’d
like to bring up the pay they give you at the end of the week, this can be seen
in the newspaper for the job application. The pay is $100.50, even LESS than
before. Now by this point it has been accepted that the original game takes
place around 1992 or 1993 when the minimum wage was at most $4 per hour.
However, this minimum wage of $100.50 for 30 hours is just right for the year
1987. And if it’s 1987, chances are that the fabled bite of 87 may soon occur.
Note that the phone guy tries to encourage you to ignore any info on the
previous establishment, but not once does he talk about any biting incident.
This vague comment may imply bad things occurred in the original restaurant,
but we soon get proof the original restaurant wasn’t the one in the first game.
It is soon, only have to wait until night 5 :3.

On the previous night it was inferred that someone had been
tampering with the animatronics, making them less friendly to adults. At this
point the building is on lockdown to prevent people from leaving or entering.
Then phone guy tells you they are going to get in contact with the old owners
restaurant, called Fredbear’s family diner “or something like that”. Here’s the
great proof we get, if it was another Freddy Fazzbear’s pizza, why would he
call it Fredbear’s family diner, “or something like that”? Once you finish the
5^th night you get your paycheck, received on the date… NOVEMBER 12^th
1987!?!? YUSS! Our proof that this is a prequel, the kidnapping of the 5 kids
hasn’t occurred yet, nor has the bite of 87, and it wasn’t like this beforehand!
But we need MORE proof! The last phone call at night 6 tells you that you
shouldn’t be here, the place is closed down at the moment, someone stole a
spare YELLOW FREDDY SUIT from the back! MORE proof! Phone guy says that a spot
in the day shift has become available! MORE PROOF! He says they’ll move you to
the day shift and he’ll take the night shift for you! Which means the phone guy
will be the third guy in the night shift and he will eventually get killed
before he finishes his last week! MORE PROOF!!! Tomorrow is a kid’s birthday
party, and you will be dressed as a character to make sure no one gets hurt!!!
DIS IZ BYOOTIFAL!!!!!

Wow, all this theory fuel has been handed out on a silver
platter by a sexy chicken… umm… you heard nothing . But if you want to
get really deep into the upcoming events, keep doing work on this stuff. Jeremy
Fitzgerald is the name of your character, and there’s a stunt actor with the
same name in real life! Well several popular people have the name to be exact,
I also found a baseball player in my search or something. However, this stunt
actor really stands out. He is known for his work in dozens of movies,
including marvel based movies. During a 30-foot fall stunt for the Avengers
movie, he received an injury where he scraped the front of his scalp, leaving a
serious scar. He’s still alive and still works as a very good stuntman. This
all implies that the birthday your character attends tomorrow is the very same
one that the bite of 87 will occur, and judging by this other guy’s bio, it’s
most likely he will be the victim, having an animatronic rip off the front of
his head, along with his brain’s frontal lobe, and he will survive the
incident.

And trust me, I still got plenty of material to work with. I
can accurately pinpoint the exact animatronic who performs the bite due to
clever hints given to us through the use of those Atari style minigames I’ve
been holding out on. First I’ll explain how the 4 death minigames work. The
first is one where you play as Freddy, presumably old Freddy as you start out
in either the office or repair room. As you leave the starting room you will
see the puppet outside and he will walk off towards the prize area. As you
follow you will see pools of blood and dead animatronics or presents lying
around before the game turns off and you’re back in the main menu. During the
game the letters S-A-V-E-T-H-E-M are being spelled out. In the next minigame
you play as Freddy giving out cake to a group of children in the building.
Outside a crying kid wants to get inside. If you let all the kids get angry
waiting for cake, a car will roll up outside and a purple figure will seem to
kill the kid. Soon after, the puppet’s jumpscare triggers and you return to the
menu. During the game, the letters S-A-V-E-H-I-M are spelt out.

The next minigame will have you play as the puppet, and you
will be instructed to “give presents”. There are 4 figures sitting down and
when you approach them you will give them gifts. After giving all 4 presents
the instructions will change to “give life”. Now when you approach a figure you
will put on a mask of Bonnie, Chicka, Foxy, and Freddy. After this golden
Freddy will jumpscare you, bringing you back to the menu. During the game, the
letters H-E-L-P-T-H-E-M are spelt out. In the last minigame you play as Foxy,
who must run from the pirate’s cove to the next room to see the kids. You do
this 3 times, and on the third time as you begin the same purple figure is
outside your curtain, and all the kids are dead when you see them. Foxy will
jumpscare you and you will be returned to the menu. No letters are spelt during
the game.

What does this have to do with the bite? All four minigames
draw attention to the puppet and the purple figure. Now as for my candidates on
who caused the bite, there’s the 6 new animatronics. The old ones and golden
Freddy are either decommissioned during the day or are ghosts, or something… so
we got 6 choices. The mangle will be crossed off, because it isn’t active
during the day either, what with it being a build-it-yourself kit. I also cross
out balloon boy since there’s no clear indication he can move his mouth or has
jaw joints. This leaves the other 3 toy models and the puppet. Now there is
clearly some special significance to the puppet. The minigames show him leading
Freddy through the pizzeria and apparently activating the animatronics,
possibly. The phone guy claims the puppet can think for itself and go anywhere
in the building on night 2. And to top it all off, after beating night 4, you
get another cutscene from the view of Freddy in the pizzeria from the first
game. Chicka and Bonnie won’t look at you, but the puppet will appear in front
of you the whole time as you look around. However, I’m sure he wasn’t the biter
cause, like the balloon boy, he doesn’t move his mouth at all. So while it’s
never specified, I’m sure the most likely biter is toy Bonnie. Why Bonnie? Well
the two Atari purple figures are probably most likely the only purple character
in the game, Bonnie. Sure, toy Bonnie is more blue, but hey, if the game
implies Bonnie is a murderer, don’t see why I should argue with that.

And I think I’m done now. After completing night 6 you get
$20.10 extra and a newspaper clipping that says the following. “After being
open only a few short weeks, Freddy Fazzbear’s Pizza is closing it’s doors. The
new animatronics will be scrapped due to possible malfunctions, however the
original characters are being kept in hopes of a possible reorganization of the
company. “It’s a minor setback. We are confident that we will reopen someday,
even if it is with a much smaller budget.” –CEO Fazbear Ent.” And yes. That’s
literally word for word right there. So my final timeline is this…

Fredbear’s Family Diner was out of business, and a new owner
bought it out under the name Freddy Fazzbear’s Pizzeria. He took the old
animatronics, but thought they were too unappealing and smelly for public use.
So he made new replacements and kept the old ones for scrap. After a few weeks
the behavior of the new models were suspicious, and they had to be checked.
Before the restaurant closed for inspections a yellow Freddy Fazzbear suit was
stolen from the place. They switch a night employee to the now empty day shift
to check the animatronics to make sure nothing bad occurs. Sure enough the next
day one of the animatronics bites into his head and the place must now close
down due to hostile robot AI. The new ones are scrapped completely, and years
later the old animatronics are restored and the company re-opens in a new
location. Then, after all that time, the man who stole the yellow suit returns
to his old workplace, and goes on to kill 2 kids and later 3 more. The man is
revealed to be former day-shift worker at the old establishment who was fired
for unprofessionalism at his job. The children are never found, and police are
called over as the animatronics begin to smell bad. Blood and mucus appear
around their eye and mouth holes, and the man who was just about to finish his
job as a night watchman is gone overnight. Now, as the place is scheduled to
close permanently by the end of the year, Mike Schmidt is hired as the new
watchman.

… I’M ALMOST AT 3000 WORDS! SWEET CHRISTMAS! Well it felt
good to do a great theory after a while, I’m done here now. The question, am I
back to business? Weeeeell my cryogenic sleep chamber still has energy, I heard
that Majora’s Mask 3D will be coming next spring… wait… OH CRAP! My Majora
series! That’s taking so long that Miyamoto is finally making a remake! I’ve
gotta finish that before the new game comes out! Well cya, whatever, you should
be golden, bai!