Similar to a first aid kit, if there was a you are stupid kit, what would be in it? Remember, kits are used to help people. Post more than 10 words please. Be funny, be creative.

1. Potatoes

2. Tack hammer

3. Light bulb

4. Rectal thermometer

5. Ear plugs

6. Nipple clamps

7. Tooth brush

8. Dry socks

9. Laxative

10. Vibrator

Neat thread....

1. Half-Life 3

2. A pint of beer.

3. A taser

4. An anal probe

5. A tin can

6. A plastic cup.

7. A paper towel

8. A house-sized oxygen tank

9. A tinfoil hat

10. An African Swallow

bobq : hmmm... rocks to unbreakbones (or make worse), pizza as band-aids,a sica used for gladitors to try and get rid of poison i got nothin else XD i don't really have the time to list more stuff

I have the best one here

1. A dozen grenades

2. Some bandages

3. A backpack's full of melted cheese

4. A pink mitten

5. A pair of contacts

6. A rat tail

7. A 100lb toothpick made of gold

8. Potato

9. Nymph Fishing Basics dvd

10. A hockey stick

Interesting thread idea, heres my list...

1* A dozen straight razor blades ready to be used.
2* A switch blade with a rusty spring.
3* Two large handfuls of mercury.
4* A bottle of industrial strength apoxie adhesive.
5* A vial of gunpowder.
6* A zippo lighter with a fancy graphic on the sides.
7* A torn nudey pic of the idiots desired gender.
8* A flashdrive with "The High Class Twit of The Year" Monty Python skit on it.
9* An iron kettle.
10* A blow dart whos tip is dipped in a sleep inducing drug.

1) A tablet with Wi-Fi connectivity (no service though )

2) a picture of Bobq with me pasted on using glue and tape

3) water

4) plant that needs water

5) frozen food

6) music discs

7) plug outlet stereo

8) knife

9) gun

10) bobq

You have a problem deal with it.

I fail to see how these kits are particularly helpful to a stupid person, so far... as with a first aid kit, the logical purpose for this would be to mitigate the damage.

A playaway (self contained player with preloaded content and earphones) of soothing music.  Because you are stupid.  The last thing we need is you letting your emotions make the call before your brain kicks into gear.

A book of convenient excuses with a chart to keep track of who you have already used them on.  (Chapter 3, excuses for forgetting what you promised before you finished promising.  'I am so sorry I forgot to look after your cat while you were gone for a month and it died before you got back, but...')

A t-shirt to be worn over your other clothing whenever you walk outside.  It will have I'm with Stupid and an arrow pointing up, meaning at your head.  You will think this is hilarious, but you're giving fair warning to those around you.

A card.  On this card is written 'Are you bored and need to know how to kill a few hours?  Flip this card over.'  On the other side this text is duplicated.  You'll miss all kinds of appointments this way, but trust me, kid, people will be happier than if you'd attended.

A bottle of aspirin, clearly labeled as medicine for people who say you have given them a headache.

Emergency instructions for important occasions.  Act sad at a funeral.  Act happy at a child's birthday even if you hate the child.  Ten ways to be a shameless sycophant at a job interview or court appearance.

If I had a you are stupid kit, it would contain a Minecraft crafting guide, the correct way to plug in a USB drive, and a pair of socks that actually match. Possibly that last piece of Orichalcum + that I need to make the Ultima Weapon in Kingdom Hearts II! Why is it so hard to synthesize stuff!? Where is all this crap I need to put these things together!? Aaargh!