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WHAT.THE.HECK sexy prodeios and japan you are weird

 
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04-12-14 09:12 PM
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So sexy prodeus  in my opinion  is weird. Because well like I mean like the game's good butt  the story is like  Japan japan japan that gives it a 1.The  depth is  just has lots of  levels  and levels and levels  some you get by  not getting   the amount of stuff  to complete the level (aka.mousEs,coins,miner robots)(you have to destroy them).The sounds sometimes  get really weird  like corn,penguin,Medusa  and the bad guys.The game's difficulty is rely hard because  the bosses  the corn rapidly firers popcorn at you.the penguin keeps shooting bubbles at you.The graphics could be better but they are fine but don't make a remake of this game.
So sexy prodeus  in my opinion  is weird. Because well like I mean like the game's good butt  the story is like  Japan japan japan that gives it a 1.The  depth is  just has lots of  levels  and levels and levels  some you get by  not getting   the amount of stuff  to complete the level (aka.mousEs,coins,miner robots)(you have to destroy them).The sounds sometimes  get really weird  like corn,penguin,Medusa  and the bad guys.The game's difficulty is rely hard because  the bosses  the corn rapidly firers popcorn at you.the penguin keeps shooting bubbles at you.The graphics could be better but they are fine but don't make a remake of this game.
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04-12-14 09:31 PM
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Please, clarify.
I have no idea what you just typed.
Please, clarify.
I have no idea what you just typed.
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MysteriousPanzer : well, as they say in japan...
"Selamat pagi"
MysteriousPanzer : well, as they say in japan...
"Selamat pagi"
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Wow... I don't even understand why they would even release a game like that.
Wow... I don't even understand why they would even release a game like that.
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Here are some useful tips for writing reviews/commenting on games:
  • Spend some time with it. Try to get at least to Stage 3 before reviewing.

    Consider it's age, it's platform and it's genre. Sexy Parodious is actually an excellent game for it's genre and time, and had some very neat concepts such as the mission/sidequest-based progression.

    Do some research. The Parodius series began in 1988 as a nonsensical, off-the-wall parody of Konami's classic shmup series Gradius with some elements of Twinbee/Rainbow Bell thrown in, but by Gokujou Parodius/Parodius!: Fantastic Journey's release in 1994, it became something completely unique and different, implementing several weapons and mechanics from other shooters like R-Type and Darius and a bigger focus on co-op multiplayer. IMO, it's even better than most of the Gradius games.

    Don't be racist. Japan has a very... special... sense of humor, and you have to apprecciate it to fully enjoy the Parodius experience. Also, Konami has an obsession with penguins. ?Don't ask me why.

    And at last, but not least, be coherent.

    Thank you.
Here are some useful tips for writing reviews/commenting on games:
  • Spend some time with it. Try to get at least to Stage 3 before reviewing.

    Consider it's age, it's platform and it's genre. Sexy Parodious is actually an excellent game for it's genre and time, and had some very neat concepts such as the mission/sidequest-based progression.

    Do some research. The Parodius series began in 1988 as a nonsensical, off-the-wall parody of Konami's classic shmup series Gradius with some elements of Twinbee/Rainbow Bell thrown in, but by Gokujou Parodius/Parodius!: Fantastic Journey's release in 1994, it became something completely unique and different, implementing several weapons and mechanics from other shooters like R-Type and Darius and a bigger focus on co-op multiplayer. IMO, it's even better than most of the Gradius games.

    Don't be racist. Japan has a very... special... sense of humor, and you have to apprecciate it to fully enjoy the Parodius experience. Also, Konami has an obsession with penguins. ?Don't ask me why.

    And at last, but not least, be coherent.

    Thank you.
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To all the posters above, you should also consider the fact that the person who wrote this review is 8 years old, according to their account info.....  The post is certainly indicative of it and supports that idea.

mypunkies :  I understood most of what you've said, even though I've never played the game before.  Japan has a weird sense of humor and finds stuff funny that Americans or Spaniards may not, for example.  I'm sure they find much of what we do to be lackluster as well.

What was your favorite level?  
To all the posters above, you should also consider the fact that the person who wrote this review is 8 years old, according to their account info.....  The post is certainly indicative of it and supports that idea.

mypunkies :  I understood most of what you've said, even though I've never played the game before.  Japan has a weird sense of humor and finds stuff funny that Americans or Spaniards may not, for example.  I'm sure they find much of what we do to be lackluster as well.

What was your favorite level?  
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