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Episode Two:A CLOAKED BUNDLE OF PURE FABULOUS
With their jaws dropped, NintendoFanKimmy and Greenluigi stood in front of the retirement village in disbelief. Kimmy straightened her back. "Uh... Yeah. Oops." A simple 'oops' didn't seem to be enough for her cousin, for he angrily took off his cap and threw it into the dirt. "Darn! I knew this was too good to be true!" Kimmy placed her hand on the blond's shoulder and said, "Well... It's still near a forest." Suddenly, his eyes glistened and his smile grew wide. "Let's go!" he yelled enthusiastically, jumping up and down and grabbing Kimmy's hand, who quickly snatched his cap from the ground before being pulled away. "Wait, wait, wait!" she said, trying to calm him down, "What about our bags?" Greenluigi paused. "Bags? Who needs bags when you have adventure?" NintendoFanKimmy sensed that Green was once again a little bit out of loop. "Uh, Green," she stammered, afraid that what she thought was going to happen would happen. Then, after about ten seconds, it happened. Greenluigi tossed both of their bags into the lake.
 "Green. You did not just do that." Greenluigi seemed to be hiding something left over from the bags behind his back, however. "Wait a second. Did you save something before you tossed them into the lake?" Green smiled and nodded. Then, he chuckled and dragged Kimmy deeper into the woods. Night came quickly, and by then the duo were a good three miles away from Shady Oaks and urban territory as a whole. They were officially in the 'sticks'. NintendoFanKimmy and her cousin collapsed in a small area next to the thick woods where there was a lake nearby and a fantastic view of the beautiful, starry, midnight sky. They settled on a little piece of land without patches of grass, and just sand and pebbles. Greenluigi took in a whiff of his surroundings. "Smell that, Kimmy? That's fresh, pollution-free air. That, along with the area and its secrets is the recipe for adventure!" Kimmy rolled her eyes and decided to be productive unlike her dramatic cousin who was 'talking nonsense'. She picked up a couple of stones and scraped them together a few times in hope of a campfire. Luckily, it worked on her first try. "Alright. But this 'adventure' begins tomorrow, Green. For now, let's share some stories and call it a day once we're over. We'll need our rest." Greenluigi rolled his eyes. "Fine." Just as he was about to take a seat next to NintendoFanKimmy, she asked him another question. "What exactly did you save from our bags? Was it something important?" Green nodded and smiled. "Really?" Her eyes shone brilliantly with hope. Maybe Green wasn't as stupid as she thought he was, after all! "What was it? Food? Water?" Green shook his head. "Ta-da!" Perhaps the Green being not so stupid thought was too good to be true. It was a tent.
Kimmy sighed and moved aside to make space for her friend. "You're hopeless, Green." They spent about an hour laughing and sharing comedic past experiences and jokes and tales of vengeance-seeking ghosts that lurk in the shadows. "Wow," NintendoFanKimmy chuckled. "I never thought we'd have this much fun! If only we had marshmallows, though..." Greenluigi laughed. "Ha, ha, yeah. Then it'd be complete. Oh, well. I guess I was being a bit reckless back there. But true adventurers don't need bags!" Kimmy got up. "But they do need fists." Green turned to her. "Fists? What for?" Then, Kimmy smirked. "To punch their idiot companions." She delivered a mighty blow to his stomach. "Ouch!" While Greenluigi slacked off like the 'lazy bum' NintendoFanKimmy said he was, she set up the dark green tent and blew out the fire. "Come on, Green. It's time to hit the hay." Green got up and yawned. "Right." As the two were heading towards the tent, a crackling noise came from behind the bushes, and the cousins jumped, frightened.
Green screamed like a little girl and jumped into Kimmy's arms. "W-what was that?" he asked, trembling. NintendoFanKimmy rolled her eyes and plopped him down onto the ground. "It was probably nothing. Heh. You're scared of everything, Green. If I didn't know you any better, I'd say I'm the real adventurer in this forest." Greenluigi gasped. "Why you-!" He tackled her, and soon the two were engaged in another one of their usual fist fights they got into when they were too lazy to sort things out in any other way. Soon enough, it got so quick that it looked just as it did in the cartoons - arms and legs popping in and out of a cloud of dust rolling from one end of the screen to the other. Neither one of them claimed to immature, yet there they were pulling away at each other's hair like a couple of infants squabbling over a lollipop. "Take that back, Kimmy!" The girl tugged at his bushy, blond hair once again. "No way, doofus!" Then, the argument was over and the two, scratched up and angry, stared at each other for a good two minutes. The silence was broken eventually by another rustle from the same bush, and the pair quickly turned their attention towards it. "Who goes there?" they said, maintaining their defensive stances they had always practiced as younger kids, trying to sound threatening. Then, it was a moment like those in the movies in which dramatic music builds up during a suspenseful scene, and boom! The shadowy figure made itself clear; A tall, blond man with blue eyes, a red beret, a white shirt, brown pants, a red tie, and dark red suspenders stood in front of them cloaked by a large, red cape. He snickered. Then, he threw off the cape and introduced himself as "Claudio", or as his self-proclaimed title, "The Cloaked Bundle of Pure Fabulous!"
Initial Note to the Plentiful Tour de Vizzed Spammers:
NON-SPAMMY REPLY OR NO REPLY AT ALL BECAUSE I HAVE OFFICIALLY HAD IT.
Tales of Convoluted Origins -
Season One:
Episode Two:
A CLOAKED BUNDLE OF PURE FABULOUS
With their jaws dropped, NintendoFanKimmy and Greenluigi stood in front of the retirement village in disbelief. Kimmy straightened her back. "Uh... Yeah. Oops." A simple 'oops' didn't seem to be enough for her cousin, for he angrily took off his cap and threw it into the dirt. "Darn! I knew this was too good to be true!" Kimmy placed her hand on the blond's shoulder and said, "Well... It's still near a forest." Suddenly, his eyes glistened and his smile grew wide. "Let's go!" he yelled enthusiastically, jumping up and down and grabbing Kimmy's hand, who quickly snatched his cap from the ground before being pulled away. "Wait, wait, wait!" she said, trying to calm him down, "What about our bags?" Greenluigi paused. "Bags? Who needs bags when you have adventure?" NintendoFanKimmy sensed that Green was once again a little bit out of loop. "Uh, Green," she stammered, afraid that what she thought was going to happen would happen. Then, after about ten seconds, it happened. Greenluigi tossed both of their bags into the lake.
"Green. You did not just do that." Greenluigi seemed to be hiding something left over from the bags behind his back, however. "Wait a second. Did you save something before you tossed them into the lake?" Green smiled and nodded. Then, he chuckled and dragged Kimmy deeper into the woods. Night came quickly, and by then the duo were a good three miles away from Shady Oaks and urban territory as a whole. They were officially in the 'sticks'. NintendoFanKimmy and her cousin collapsed in a small area next to the thick woods where there was a lake nearby and a fantastic view of the beautiful, starry, midnight sky. They settled on a little piece of land without patches of grass, and just sand and pebbles. Greenluigi took in a whiff of his surroundings. "Smell that, Kimmy? That's fresh, pollution-free air. That, along with the area and its secrets is the recipe for adventure!" Kimmy rolled her eyes and decided to be productive unlike her dramatic cousin who was 'talking nonsense'. She picked up a couple of stones and scraped them together a few times in hope of a campfire. Luckily, it worked on her first try. "Alright. But this 'adventure' begins tomorrow, Green. For now, let's share some stories and call it a day once we're over. We'll need our rest." Greenluigi rolled his eyes. "Fine." Just as he was about to take a seat next to NintendoFanKimmy, she asked him another question. "What exactly did you save from our bags? Was it something important?" Green nodded and smiled. "Really?" Her eyes shone brilliantly with hope. Maybe Green wasn't as stupid as she thought he was, after all! "What was it? Food? Water?" Green shook his head. "Ta-da!" Perhaps the Green being not so stupid thought was too good to be true. It was a tent.
Kimmy sighed and moved aside to make space for her friend. "You're hopeless, Green." They spent about an hour laughing and sharing comedic past experiences and jokes and tales of vengeance-seeking ghosts that lurk in the shadows. "Wow," NintendoFanKimmy chuckled. "I never thought we'd have this much fun! If only we had marshmallows, though..." Greenluigi laughed. "Ha, ha, yeah. Then it'd be complete. Oh, well. I guess I was being a bit reckless back there. But true adventurers don't need bags!" Kimmy got up. "But they do need fists." Green turned to her. "Fists? What for?" Then, Kimmy smirked. "To punch their idiot companions." She delivered a mighty blow to his stomach. "Ouch!" While Greenluigi slacked off like the 'lazy bum' NintendoFanKimmy said he was, she set up the dark green tent and blew out the fire. "Come on, Green. It's time to hit the hay." Green got up and yawned. "Right." As the two were heading towards the tent, a crackling noise came from behind the bushes, and the cousins jumped, frightened.
Green screamed like a little girl and jumped into Kimmy's arms. "W-what was that?" he asked, trembling. NintendoFanKimmy rolled her eyes and plopped him down onto the ground. "It was probably nothing. Heh. You're scared of everything, Green. If I didn't know you any better, I'd say I'm the real adventurer in this forest." Greenluigi gasped. "Why you-!" He tackled her, and soon the two were engaged in another one of their usual fist fights they got into when they were too lazy to sort things out in any other way. Soon enough, it got so quick that it looked just as it did in the cartoons - arms and legs popping in and out of a cloud of dust rolling from one end of the screen to the other. Neither one of them claimed to immature, yet there they were pulling away at each other's hair like a couple of infants squabbling over a lollipop. "Take that back, Kimmy!" The girl tugged at his bushy, blond hair once again. "No way, doofus!" Then, the argument was over and the two, scratched up and angry, stared at each other for a good two minutes. The silence was broken eventually by another rustle from the same bush, and the pair quickly turned their attention towards it. "Who goes there?" they said, maintaining their defensive stances they had always practiced as younger kids, trying to sound threatening. Then, it was a moment like those in the movies in which dramatic music builds up during a suspenseful scene, and boom! The shadowy figure made itself clear; A tall, blond man with blue eyes, a red beret, a white shirt, brown pants, a red tie, and dark red suspenders stood in front of them cloaked by a large, red cape. He snickered. Then, he threw off the cape and introduced himself as "Claudio", or as his self-proclaimed title, "The Cloaked Bundle of Pure Fabulous!"
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