Ah Ocarina of Time...  already did Majora's Mask so why not go for the original itself Ocarina of Time? Where to start... eh just do it like the other review I guess.

It starts with you as a young boy, Link, who dreams that you come face to face with a big green dude who tries and kill you. Meanwhile a fairy, Navi, speaks with the great deku tree. You have been a kokiri for a long time but still have no fairy, so Navi will be your new partner. But your wonderful leader Mido decides to disobey your gods orders and makes you go get some armor and weaponry. While he's out, might as well just take all his stuff. After robb... err... borrowing all his personal belongings and getting ready you find out the tree is dying and you must GO INSIDE HIM to stop the vile forces amok inside. After a showdown with a huge spider cyclops (seems to be a running theme in LoZ) you get a new heart container and find out the deku tree will die anyways and everyone will blame and hate you.  However he gives you the kokiri emerald to keep and tells you to go to hyrule castle to speak with the princess. On your way out your best friend Saria gives you a homemade ocarina.
Wow! I can't wait to explore Hyrul... oh wait an owl is stopping us to spoil that we will save the world. No I do- NO I DIDN'T MEAN YES. Some ideal places to visit are the Hyrule La... LEAVE ME ALONE OWL, and Kakariko village, but you can't actually progress just yet, you have to go to the castle market. When there you run into Malon who says her dad was delivering milk and hasn't come back. So let's... GET OUT OF MY WAY STUPID OWL I KNOW OF THE CONCEPT OF TIME! Oh no! What terrible things could have happened to... oh wait he just fell asleep. Well I'm hungry, let's eat the egg Malon gave us. Hey it hatched and woke up Talon! So now we can go in the castle and find Zelda (quick tip try shooting the windows in the garden with Zelda with your slingshot). She says a man with "evil eyes" has sworn alliegance to the king, but he's the same guy from your dream and Zelda won't trust him one bit. She gives you a pass to death mountain and her bodygaurd Impa teaches you her lullaby, a song you use more than your shield .
On the way to the mountain you get run over by some boulders who turn out to be people called gorons who live in the mountain. When you get to the city and try to see their chief Darunia he refuses to listen to you, being your just a little kid, and you have no other choice but leave, so let's go see the zora's domain! Nope, blocked by boulders and that stupid owl is back to haunt you and tell you to visit Saria. Well forget that, let's go to LonLon Ran... DUDE DO YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN FLY AROUND STALKING SOME KID!? Not much to do in LonLon other than get rejected for a marraige proposal and get a bottle (which again are like gold in this game). So now let's go to lost woods. Now you probably visited the lost woods before a gazillion times, but the owl is back for the sake of the at home player, therefore breaking the fourth wall or again, being annoying to Link. Still he says the most helpful thing in the entire game, but it only goes downhill from here. Next when you make it to the temple Saria teaches you the song of the forest, also know as Saria's song.
Finally when you get back to the mountain and play the song... OMG. Well, that was a nice little moment we had there, now he says that their favorite food is being gaurded by a monster and if you can help he'll help you. Well fine, considering we were too young for you and now you want us to stop some giant dinosaur dragon of death. But hey, we get a char bracelet that let's us pick up grass! The dodongo's cavern is pretty challenging considering all the things that will burn your deku shield and the tough enemies. At the end is king dodongo who you must blow up from the inside before he burns your entire world upside-down. At the end though he dies in lava and you can get the goron emerald from Darunia who then decides to hug the crap out of you with his buddies. They tell you to go to the top of death mountain for a fairy to help you... and yes she's a fairy. So... WHAT DOES NAVI LOOK LIKE!?!? The owl tells you about a well hidden fountain (not really) and that the area ahead is too hot. So after talking to the fairy and getting a magic meter the owl will get you back to Kakariko village near another heart piece.
You know, as we head to the zora's domain, maybe the owl isn't so bad... he eighter helps us or just, well, not do anything bad to us. He does think we are kinda stupid if we need to hear the same thing over and over again... but whatever, he isn't so bad. Let's just blow these rocks outta our way with the bomb... what do you want owl i'm bu-BOOOOOOM!!! I HATE THAT GODDA** OWL!!! Well we can buy magic beans to plant around the world to help us later, let's buy a few and plant them around. Only downside is that everytime we come back which will end up being like 4 times if you want to plant beans we have to listen to that ******* owl say the same thing over and over... anyways when you get to the waterfall play Zelda's Lullaby to open the way.
The lovely king zora (and by lovely i mean HUGE) lost the princess, and if you go left you find a game where you jump off a cliff for rupees. Win, and you recieve a zora scale that will let you dive into water deeper. Now go to the lake and you will find a bottle with a note saying princess Ruto went inside a giant fish and not to tell her dad... so go tell her dad right away^-^. She apparently lost something very important, and if you haven't noticed by now the fish is kinda, well, jacked up. There are electric traps, electric enemies, electric... platforms? What is this, the fish of tomorrow? Well after you find the Zora Sapphire and throw Ruto up to get it, and she gets kidnapped and replaced by a big octo. BTW he sucks butt... after beating him you go looking for Ruto, and eventually come across the boss itself, ELECTRIC ANEMONE BARINADE! After slicing and dicing him up and turning Jabu-Jabu's belly (the fish) back to normal Ruto says she will give you the Sapphire, a gem she would give to the man who she would marry. Except you are human, so whatever you need this just freakin take it :3.
You got all the gems! Yayz! But upon returning to Castle Town you reinact your nightmares as you face Ganondorf. But you are too young to beat him... however you then get the ocarina of time and open the Temple of Time and find the master sword! Then you realize Ganon was USING you to open the gate to the spirit world... crap... upon waking you find a pudgy guy saying 7 years passed while you were unconcious and you had to age cuz you were TOO YOUNG FOR THE MASTER SWORD. Noone likes children in these games... but hey now you got the sword of PWNING! XD Well he's done talking and yes I would like to hear that aga... WAIT! IT'S IT'S... IT'S YOU!!! Everything has changed over 7 years... Lon Lon Ranch is now run by Ingo, Castle Town was destroyed, Everyone took refuge at Kakariko Village, monsters are amok in the Kokiri Forest, the lake of Hyrule dried up, all the gorons are missing, and the Zora's Domain is frozen. Yeah... wow...
A mysterious ninja from the Sheika tribe, Shiek (great name by the way (i swear he's a girl!)) tells you to find something in Kakariko Graveyard and then go to find Saria. Well like I said, the woods are jacked up, so it should be a bit harder. After getting past pig warriors use the hookshot you got from Dampe's ghost in the graveyard on a tree. Then you enter the forest temple. The goal is to solve puzzles to find the 3 poe sisters, then return to the main room to fight the 4th sister. Then you find Ganondorf himself! Oh it is ON BRO! I've got to say, you still look great after 7 ye... okaaaay, so it was Ganon's Phantom. He goes in and out of paintings to attack, and you must shoot him with the bow you got in the dungeon. Then maybe a quaint little game of tennis. 60-love, I win. Saria turned out to be the sage of the woods, now she will stay here to prepare to lend the power of the forest to you in the final battle.
Ok Navi, now what? Yeah the clouds of Death Mountain look wierd, so let's go then? Like I said, the gorons went missing, but you find one young goron still rolling around. Use a bomb to stop him and he claims to be hero of the gorons, YOU. In this case Link. Apparently Darunia named his son after you, and now he went to save the gorons offered up as sacrifice by Ganondorf to the dragon Volvagia. So put on the red suit and go for it! I actually prefer wearing the red suit... it gives resistance to deadly fire attacks, makes floor traps like spikes do less damage, and also prevents arthritis! Actually it doesn't, I wear it all the time and play for hours and I can't move my thumb around afterward... anywho Darunia goes for the dragon and tells you to save the gorons. To do this you need to find keys and switches while traversing the deadly labyrinth known as the fire temple. After getting the boss key and opening the way you see Volvagia has kinda a chinese dragony thingy going on, HOW DOES IT FLY? Well most the time he/she/it just digs underground and whacks you with his/her/it's beard. Play whackamole with the megaton hammer you found after beating up flaming elvis and you can eventually watch Volvagia burst into flames as the volcano returns to a dormant state. Turns out Darunia is the fire sage, so yeah... figures...
Now you go to the frozen Zora Domain. Everyone is gone (probably migrated to Miami) and king zora is frozen in weird red ice. Go to the ice cave (by jumping over what are probably Jabu Jabu's dead frozen body parts) and find blue fire, take 2 bottles worth for the king and the shop. You also find some useful iron boots. King zora will give you a blue suit allowing you to breath underwater, and since Link's butt is very bouyant he can't dive and swim underwater without the help of iron boots. This is where things get wierd, Link technically has this thing in his pocket... but how is he not heavy and slow when he's carrying the boots instead of wearing them? How does it even fit in there? Everything else combined are probably just as heavy... AND HOW DID THOSE BOOTS MAGICALLY APPEAR ON HIS FEET!? In the water temple you will run into a zora, otherwise known as SEXY RUTO.

God, who knew she'd be such a curvy fish girl... uh... I mean gross... she's a fish... and I'm... human . Well she reminds us that she gave us the sapphire, and it means... YES WE'RE GONNA MARRY HER!!! YAY! But first we need to find the cause of the dried up lake and stop it. Of course we all know it has to end with a boss, but whatever.
This reincarntion of the water temple, like all the others, is crap. But it does offer us one thing... when you find your way to the upper up-left corner of the temple you find a room filled with water that you walk on. There's an island, but nothing unusual. You can't leave, so we are stuck, but what is that shadowy figure? It's definitely not Wilfre Jowee... but as we approach it it attacks us. Everytime we try to attack it counters us, and if we land a blow it materializes into a dark version of us... missed it from Link's adventure? It's DARK LINK. This is one of the epicest battles in the franchise, fighting yourself... of course in the future the King of Hyrule uses him to test you... which in that case the king is a TOTAL DOUCHEWAD. But here, there's no turning back, you have to surpass yourself... or the world may very well have a new Link... but not a hero. Upon delivering the finishing blow you have reached the peak of your abilities, you have what it takes to defeat Ganon. Well that was just a preview, the final boss of the water temple is... a blob of jelly. Come to think of it, Morpheel ripped off it's name, Morpha, and Gyorg's intro looks alot like Morpha's. Was Morpha the basis of every freaking water boss from then on? Even the way you hookshot the orb in the tentacle is familiar to Morpheel's battle, oh btw you got the longshot upgrade, hookshot is twice as long. Ya know where ELSE you get a hookshot? Water temple in Twilight Princess. And the hookshot in Majora's Mask is gained directly BEFORE you go to the temple of freaking water. So WHAT THE HACK BRO? Ok Ruto, we're done, let's go start the ceremony... you're the water sage? ;'C Dang it, godd*** owl ruining my life. After the sun rises with the lake fully restored, shoot an arrow towards it while behind the two pillars in the nearby shrine to get the fire arrows!
So we took care of those things... now whut? I mean those are all the areas and there are still 2 temples... wait, we never made it to the desert have we? Using the longshot you can cross the canyon and find that angry old carpenter dude saying his workers went missing after going to the gerudo fort. Gerudo's are technically like amazons, but one male is born every 100 years and takes over. Ganondorf was that male, and he went on to take over Hyrule .__. so that sucks. But what I really want to know is HOW DO THEY MAKE THE BABY? Anyways let's ask a nearby guard, she looks friendly! Hai!
(1 minute later)
The imprisoned me in the fort .__. fortunately we got the longshot! Get the HECK outta there and sneak past some guards or you get in the jail again, but you will always get out. :3 Now once you find a jail with a carpenter an elite gerudo will come down. You need to be careful, she'll knock you out in a few hits and then you'll have to start all over again. But once you save all 4 of them the elite will actually congratulate you! She gives you a pass that allows you to walk among the gerudo without any problem and gain access to the training grounds. To actually beat it you must have most if not all the upgrades and items. When you DO beat it you get the ice arrows! You can also practice horseback archery when the bridge is rebuilt and you have epona. But the point is to get to the desert! So let's go! Ok first we need to get past the quicksand... can we go around it? No... can we go over it? Heck no, well we're screwed, we have to find something else before we can pass...
Sigh, now what? Let's just go to Kakariko village to stock up on supplies. OMG THERE'S A MONSTER!!! GAH! Sheik comes to say that this monster came from the re-opened Shadow Temple, and teaches us the song to get there. We can't actually pass though, theres a wall in the way... oh it's fake? Well, that was trippy... AWW GREAT A BIG HOLE! This sucks... we can't go to the desert OR the next temple. Well I give up, let's just end the journey here, Ganon wins, who cares... If you put the master sword back in the pedestal you can go back to when you were a kid, but first, here's something I think you'll like... :J

If you talk to the cucco lady she'll give you a pocket cucco egg, a genetically bred cucco that fits in the palm of your hand. When it hatches, go to the inn and wake Talon. If you fixed up the problems at LonLon ranch and got Epona he'll go back and the cucco will be proud! Give the happy little chicken to the lady again and she asks if you can take care of another blue cucco that has been depressed since her brother left. Now if you've followed along with the story line, the old carpenter dude is the father of the creepy guy who hung out at the tree at night 7 years ago and is ALSO the father of the cucco girl, meaning their siblings. That guy just so happens to be in the Lost Woods now, so take the cucco to him and the cucco will be happy to see him. You gain his attention with the call and he realizes you might help him. Apparantly he will die soon, and he can be saved by a medicine made by forest mushrooms. The mushrooms will spoil in a few minutes, and DO NOT teleport or else they will spoil right away. The lady in the potion shop of kakariko also happens to be his grandma, okaaay... anyways if you make it in time she will make a potion for him, so run over there. Actually I forgot if it was the mushroom or the POTION that spoils, so when you see the timer just make it to the next place quick.
When you make it there he's gone, and there is a kokiri girl instead who says unless a person who doesn't come from the forest has a fairy guide they will become a stalfo. So the dude's a stalfo... great. But he left his tools behind, so for your efforts she will let you have them. You can use these to rebuild the bridge to Gerudo Fortress and try the archery, and the old carpenter guy/ father of the guy who became a stalfo will return the favor by lending you a pass for a handmade sword by biggoron. His younger brother medigorron gives you goron knives, they are actually so big you need both hands to hold it. It does double damage, but it's poorly made and breaks after like 5 uses. That and the fact that each knife and reforge costs 200 rupees makes it a terrible decision, but if you could get this sword made permanently... HECK YEAH! You'll find biggoron on top of death mountain after you beat the fire temple, but when you wake him up his eyes are very sore. He can't work under these conditions, so he gives you a... prescription for medicine? Well this is going downhill fast...
Give the prescription to the lake scientist, he says he needs the... eyball... of a big-eyed frog... to use the eye juice... as eye drops... gross O-o. So anyways we needed to have unfrozen king zora and give him... a... um... well I forgot what it was but you need to get it there within a time limit, I know that much. So then he gives the frog, which you bring back to the scientist, who gives you eyedrops you need to bring to death mountain within a time limit. Finally, after this long journey from growing cuccos, to saving a man's life, to getting the eyeballs of a frog for some gross eye drops, you FINALLY can cure the biggoron and give him the sword pass. He will make the strongest sword in the game, the biggoron sword, in 3 days, so come see him after 3 days for your epicness! You didn't need to do all this, just consider this as a freebie from me to you!

But yeah, we still can't do anything... crap .__. guess we'll just go back to being a kid, a loser... who can't stop Ganondorf or do ANYTHING and this means the light sage will follow us around as a freaking owl again!!! Ugh, life sucks...
(7 years ago, if that makes any sense...)
You know windmill music box guy? I had a pretty good life until the Great Deku Tree died, since then the kokiri hate me cuz' Mido told everyone I killed him... Ruto would've married me if Ganon wouldn't have frozen the river, and then my only friends, the gorons, will be fed to a chinese dragon... I guess all I can do is play along with your song... (A,/,^,A,/,^) OMG THE WINDMILL IS FREAKING OUT! PLZ DON'T KILL ME MUSIC GUY, I DIDN'T MEAN... woah the well is empty now... and there's a cave? Aww what the heck, let's have our last adventure Navi.
Little do you know you just triggered the event that let's you proceed through the game. The well is open, but that's not completely a good thing. The sign next to the wall says DARK! NARROW! SCARY! The well of 3 features! So this is what they meant, and scary is right. There are invisible walls (got stuck on that on until i was getting distance from the skulltula to boomerang it and went through the wall by accident), giant bubbles patrol the halls, and you need to get past countless traps and puzzles until you walk into the room... the door closes behind you and there are nothing, but ARMS, and HANDS with FINGERNAILS that are much to long and red... then, nothing happens at all... until eventually, YOU'RE GRABBED BY THE HANDS! AND THE DEADHAND IS COMING FOR YOU! AND HE WILL EAT YOU! WITH HIS MOOOUUTH!!! AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! AND YOU WILL DDIIIIEEEE!!!!! Also the floor is made of skulls, and so are the walls and ceiling...
The deadhand everyone. From Ocarina of Time, rated E for everyone.
When you DO beat it you get the lens of truth, revealing the hidden passages and traps, as well as hidden treasure and objects invisible to the naked eye. So you COULD get all the treasure here... or get the heck out. I vote for B, I'M OUTTA HERE!
The lens of truth are one of few items you can use with both young and adult link, so with it you can now see hookshot targets and the passages through the shadow temple. Well, that well was creepy, in fact, I doubt this temple could be worse unless... O MY GAWD THE MINI BOSS IS A STRONGER VERSION OF THE DEADHAND NUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! Well after beating THIS deadhand you get the floaty boots. I forgot the actual name, so let's just call them the floaty boots shall we? We can now use them to cross the desert, but for now let's free the curse over Kakariko shall we? Over the soul river, through the walls, to the temple boss we go! Some notable parts of this temple are the boats, they carry you over the aforementioned soul river, and you will fight stalfos atop it, there's a room with invisible walls and wallmasters (walking hands of doom related to floor masters from the forest temple), and a room with wooden spike crushers. I was also stuck for a while on this, turns out you need to use Din's fire, an upgrade from a great fairy somewhere. Maybe you could also use the fire arrows, I dunno. So whence upon the surmountable gate to the boss, you fall down a pit, figures. The boss is like the father of all the floormasters, wallmasters, and deadhands around the world, Bongo Bongo. Lot's of people have trouble with this boss, you need to shoot an arrow at his eye when it opens while the stage is being shaken up and down causing you to bounce. As for me... I just assumed to use the main item of the dungeon, not just the lens but I also use the floaty boots and problem solved. So then I proceeded to kick his butt... and, Impa? The bodyguard of Zelda? YOU'RE the shadow sage? Why is it that everyone I know is a sage? I'm gonna go on a limb and say the last potential girlfriend of mine, Malon, is also a sage...
One temple to go... and chances are it's in the desert. Cross the quicksand with the lighter-than-air boots, and follow the flags. You may also run into... a hippie on a flying carpet? Ok, so EVERYONE IN HYRULE is weird in some way, I can accept that. But THIS? Oh, he sells bombchu's, FIGURES! Noooo, he wouldn't sell something from a genie or, say, a hippie! He sells bomb robots! Well he tells us that if we really want to get through the desert we need to follow a ghost. Upon arriving at a shrine play a song and the ghost will tell you to follow his exact movements. Throughout the walkthrough I realized how similar some gameplay mechanics in MM are to OoT. Dampe=Deku Butler, desert ghost=gold seahorse, 4 carpenters/eggs in gerudo fortresses. Etc. etc. etc. After you finally make it to the light temple you will find out you CAN'T GET FREAKING THROUGH! And the owl is STILL watching us after we leave and Sheik teaches us a new song, so yeah... he's ran out of stuff to do again...
When you go back to the temple of time you can now use the new song to teleport to the desert as young Link! Also there's another spot for magic beans, so seeing we will be coming back here in 7 years let's plant it. You also meet what's her name, leader of the gerudo, who asks you to get some sorta treasure. Crawl through a hole to get to the half of the temple for young link, and eventually make your way to the mini-boss or something... truth be told I'm reaching the point like in the Majora review where I forgot what happens next and just speed through it. So you find the silver bracelets that can be used as a grown-up as an upgrade to the goron bracelets. When you next run into the gerudo chick she's kidnapped by the two witch servants of Ganondorf Kolima and Koume, and she's gonna be the light sage isn't she? Probably... how many times have I made that face in the project?
Step 2, she's been kidnapped for 7 years when you think about it, that stupid owl talked to you for the last time... THANK GOD!

Now you can get to the ice arrows if you go through the locked doors correctly. You know, I know this game better than I knew Majora's Mask 2 months ago... but I still got all the masks and beat the game and prefer it over this one... weird. ANYWAYS, you find out that in order to pass you must shine light on the sun faces on the walls, and later you find the (not as creepy as MM's version) mirror shield! Power of light! KILL ALL THE REDEADS! MAKE THEM RE-DEAD!!!

Once you get to the witches they sick the iron knuckle on you, and upon beating it with your biggoron sword :3 you find out it's the kidnapped gerudo chick. The witches teleport her out and you proceed to the boss fight. Kolima controls ice, Koume controls fire, together they are the boss, TWINROVA. Unfortunately hot and cold don't mix, and your new shield absorbs blasts, and shoots them back as projectiles after charging one type of blast enough... so they are doomed. But after that, they combine and use the body of that gerudo whose name STILL escapes me... and... well, just look...
Yeaaaaaaaaaaah... just kill her alright?
Afterward turns out the constantly mentioned gerudo is indeed the spirit sage, because I forgot the owl was already the light sage, big whoop. Now, the time has come... we must stop Ganon once and for all.
Sheik wants to meet us in the temple of time before we leave, turns out he was Zelda in disguise. Not that I'm surprised, I played super smash bros already. Besides if she was a guy, why does she have such long hair and eyelashes and boobs? Obviously a chick... but the point of all this is that Zelda has the triforce of wisdom, you have the triforce of courage, and Ganondorf stole the triforce of power. She apologizes for not acting more than she did and then gives you the light arrows. Ganon knew all along that Zelda was Sheik too, don't believe me? He kidnaps Zelda right at that moment and dares you to go to the top of his castle and save her. So you COULD spend the rest of the time doing all the things doable in Hyrule in both times and Navi will constantly nag to go and freaking save zelda already OR just go beat the game, watch the credits, reset the system, and do it again and again and again. Go ahead and find all Hyrule has to offer, I'll be waiting for you to ask stuff like "where's the last great fairy shrine?" or "how do I lift this thing, it has a lifting symbol on it!" to which I'll reply "just beat Ganny already ".
The 6 sages finally all come together and make a bridge to the castle. You then make your way to the central room leading to 6 passages and must go through each one. I call them,"the halls of the sages". In the hall of shadows you find the golden bracelets, the final upgrade to your strength of lifting things. You can go outside the castle and lift the giant pillar for the final great fairy upgrade, giving you double health! Now on your return, I personally go in the order of the sages for kicks, hall of light, forest, fire, water, shadow, and spirit. Here's the order for dummies, yellow, green, red, blue, purple, orange. After lowering the shield you must pass through an onslaught of enemies to reach the throne room of Ganon. Once you do, he claims that he finally got all the 3 triforces in one spot and the final battle begins...
We get it, tennis with swords is fun...
Now you get to kill Ganon and send his castle tumbling down... oh wait, it's tumbling down... CRAP ZELDA LET'S GET THE HECK OUTTA HERE! After getting out with the help of Zelda and, of course, saving her from the leftover monsters, you finally watch as Ganondorf's rein over Hyrule falls. Navi, It's ok you didn't help me, it was just tennis! Hold on, the king of evil will not die that easily, as long as the triforce of power is in his possession he cannot die. He becomes a... giant pig monster? ._. ... XD ARE YOU KIDDING? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL HOLY CRAP MY SWORD! So you'll have to battle without the master sword, but let's face it, you were probably using the biggoron sword this whole time anyways. However the only way to beat him is with the master sword, once you get it back USE IT! I spent tons of time trying to vanquish him with the biggoron sword, it doesn't work. So stab that *censored* in the forehead! He will finally be beaten and trapped in the spirit realm until the next game including Gangan. So now, my only other option is Malon, wanna make out? Ok, here's the ocarina of time, let's make out now! Wait... what are you... NOOOOOOOO! Godd*** it! She sent me back in the past! Well, at least I still have you Navi... wait don't go! Oh this isn't over!!! The next game, I'M GONNA BE LOOKING FOR YOU!!! Well now, you must tell Zelda about what is to come so you can prevent the dark future... and that's it? No making out with anyone, I've got at least 4 options! We just end off here? It's... over? T_T I need to go... look for Navi... gimme that ocarina! And I'll need to use a hero's shield, epona, and a bow, a hookshot, etc. Now that Navi ain't here to tell me I'm too young to use them I'm all up for them!

And so ends my walkthrough of OoT, one of the best games ever made. In this short time, I showed the story, the gameplay, possibilities, and overall epicness. The songs are wonderful, the controls are smooth, it's ultra-fun, you can do like over 100 things and STILL not finish everything in the game, and I gained extra respect of this game during these pages and pages, now I can copy-paste this sucker onto a review, ladies and gentlemen, GOODNIGHT!

LoZ: OoT is probably one of the best games of all time. Especially on the topic of N64 games in general. It's amazing. Love that you reviewed it very well. You did a pretty good job in reviewing the game. Keep it up!

I guess making a 5000+ word post is quite an achievement but to me it was not quite a review. Firstly I will have to say that I have only read up to about a couple of paragraphs ahead of the Zora picture, so if anything changes beyond that then you can prove me wrong.
Reading up to that point made me feel like I am almost reading a walkthrough. Yes you did not give exact instructions on what to do but you talked about the events of the game more than anything else. There was not much of your opinion in this review, you just told the story of Ocarina of Time almost. You did talk from time to time about how this suits the game and that this bit is not for kids or for an E rating, but in a 5647 word it just is not enough.
Don't let this make you feel like this review is bad because it is not. You have a fun writing style and you throw in the odd joke now and again. I must of read at least 1500 words and I did not get bored, that is a good skill you have and I hope you keep your reviews that way. Of course you just need to remember that it is a review not a post to retell a story.