Absurd Lies!
Try to lie as ridiculously as possible while still making it believable!
The more Absurd your Lies are, the better you are at the game!

Begin!

Local Mods :  This is crazy house.

I just went to the movies to see catching fire, and one of the people in the theater through a drink and popcorn at me, and the attendent fined me $50!

I was with some friends in North Carolina when I was in the military and we went out pig hunting because it's legal.  The wild pigs eat the tobacco crop and farmers like hunters to come shoot pigs, as long as you don't trample the plants.

We saw a pig walking down a dirt road and my friend took the shot.  BOOM!  Usually pigs are aggressive and mean but this one was docile and wandering around like he owned the place.  One shot took him out.  We went to celebrate, got the carcass, and took him to a butcher to cut him up so we could have cutlets and bacon and such.

We dropped the pig off and came back the next day.  The butcher asked us where we got the animal.  We told him the location and he shook his head.  "This isn't a wild boar," he said, "It's a Vietnamese pot bellied pig."  We shot someone's pet.  A few days later signs went up for a missing pig from an old woman who said he was her only family.  We fessed up, told her what happened and felt really bad.  She asked for the remains for a proper burial. 

We gave her everything but some pork chops for dinner.

Truth or a lie?  Your call.

I blew up the world.  The world we are currently a part of is Earth V2.  Also, your mom is actually an evil clone.  I put her there to infiltrate your home.  Truth or lie?