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The Tales of Wanted Dead Zed . Chapter 6 part 2 .

 

10-12-13 02:06 AM
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Since no one would reply to part 1 I had to make a thread for part 2 instead of posting . SO here you go . Hope you enjoy it  




Zed and Roger are now appraoching a shoal of maneaters . Both captains have readied a plan devised to get them through . But . Plans don't always come together now do they ?  

Listen to this till I say stop : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URyW5Z-bni4




Roger - " Alright listen up " 
Zed - " We be approaching what I think is ship wreckage and doom but Mr Roger has a plan to avoid said doom . Take it away my one eyed friend ...... Well more like aquantance but you all get the picture " 
Roger - " The creatures we be approaching have one main heart . We burn it , we live . We fail to burn it . We get eaten alive along with this shippppah . Gather all the rum at the center of the main deck . Afterwards load it in a net and hoist it up . We are going to be making a catapultttah . Any questions ? " 
Zed - * Raises hand * 
Roger - " What is it now ? " 
Zed - " Why use All my rum ? Can't we use gunpowder instead ? " 
Roger - " Gunpowder gets wet and is of no use in that stage . Rum is already wet and will get the job done "  
Zed - " Fine . But you owe me 43 gallons of um " 




The entire crew moved about gathering rum all around the ship and placing it at one point one the man deck in a net . Now all that needs to be done is too raise it up and fire the catapult . 


Zed - * Drinks a bottle of rum that he has in his hand . Which is the last bottle of rum not in the net "  What now ? 
Roger - * Grabs Zed's bottle and tosses it into the net * 
Zed - " I was not done with that . But I drank enough to get myself drunk so ha !! " 
Roger - " Alright . Now hoist the net up on that pole  " 

Just when they started hoisting they noticed that the red mass they saw earlier had vanished . No sign of them could be found . 


Zed - " Either I am really drunk and I am seeing things or the maneaters have vanished " 
Roger - " You are drunk . But they have vanished . Strange " 
Zed - " Oh dear
Roger - " What is it ? " 
Zed - " Man * Hiccups * Eaters always * Hiccups * Vanish ........ before they * Hiccup * 




Just then . Tiny red fish jump on board and bite a crew member's face off . The crew member stumbles backwards and falls off the ship and into the water where is body is immediately swallowed by a whole which turns out to be the heart of the shoal of maneaters . 


Zed - * Turns around and finishes statement *   " Attack "  



At that moment tens of tens of maneaters start jumping on board and taking shots at the faces of the crew  . Zed and crew take out thier swords and start blocking the maneaters attacks .  Due to this the net cannot be hoisted up .  



SWORDFIGHT : 


* Zed swings at maneater that lunges at his face . Slicing the fish like creature in half .  Roger - "  I thought * Blocks maneater *   These things * Dodges maneater *  were all connected to one heart .   Zed jump and then ducks in a drunken manner . Zed - "  I * Hiccups * Did . They seem to have * Hiccups * Adapted and are now connected by really long veins .  Roger - " Good * Kills maneater * To know "   Zed stumbles back , loses his balance and falls backwards landing on a maneater .  Crew continues to fight but three more get caught or bittne in the face by maneaters and fall over board into the heart .  Roger - "  How are we * Swings left beside Zed's head , blocking a maneater from the drunken captain *  Going to kill the, . They are too much "  Zed - " The net . Hold on I got a drunken Idea "  Roger Ducks , dodging a maneater . He then turns around and slices another one . Everyone continues fighting but Zed who has a plan . 









Zed drunkenly walks toward the net . He then tries to pull it to the side of the ship closest to the heart of the maneaters . He bends down  to tie himself to a rope and ties the rope to the net and a maneater flies straight over his head .   He gets back up and  and positions the barrels of rum in the net to be thrown over board .  


Roger - " What in the name off all things that are piratey is he doingggah ?  * Contiues fighting maneaters * 




Zed shouts loudly " HEY !!! YOU DOWN THERE . YEAH THATS RIGHT YOU SMELLY , GROSS SACK OF FLESH . You can't catch me "  All of a sudden , the maneaters stop launching themselves from the water , onto Zed's ship and immediately surround the heart  .  When all the fish have gathered the heart starts to rise out of the water . The maneaters formed a body around the heart . This creature now looked like a spherical mass ball of flesh . It had not arms or legs but only a mouth in its center . 


Zed - " Ok . Didn't know it could do that "  





The creature then roars at the Captain releasing both sound and some form of blue fluid from its mouth . It looked like jellowton but smelled like something that smells really bad . 



Zed - " Ok . Probably deserve that for the name calling back there . Why don't we call a truce * Hiccups * And let bigons be bigons . Aye ? " 
Creature - " Roars or growls horrendously " 
Zed - " I was afriad you'd say that " 



The creature then took a gulp at Zed . Zed jumped out of the way leaving only the net containing the barrels of rum which Zed was tied to .  When the creature retrieved its head , it had a mouthful of rum inside its mouth and the captain was then lifted up with it . He was hanging from the monsters mouth like a piece of spagetti hanging from ones mouth .   It was a scene of parrel . All had gone wrong and the Captain was only literally 5 feet away from death by monster mouth .  What would the captain do now ?  The monster then throws his neck up , tossing Zed into the sky and swallowing him whole during his decent . 


Roger - " Well . Looks like Zed is finally dead . Now how am I supposed to get paid ? " 




The captain was now inside the monsters mouth , awaiting being eaten alive and the process that follows after wards ........ Then .... Upon a sudden . A gunshot went off . No one knew where it came from because no one on ship fired . Soon the monster's head started shaking up . Swaying from side to side . Then A sword came from the inside of its throat . The Drunken captain Jumped through the neck and onto the ship landing on his  feet . As for the creature . His throat was  set a blaze with all the rum and the gunshot starting the fire . It was whaling in pain and soon descended back to the sea but died slowly still whaling in pain and agony .   Zed had killed the manifested maneater . 

Zed - " Stay away from rum dear beasty . Its a killer " 
Crew member 2 - " Is it just me . Or is That man more helpful when he is drunk ? " 
Crew member 3 - " Its just you " 
Roger - " Well ya did it .  Now all we have to do is find this island and fetch the map . "
Zed - " Yes . I just hope no more monsters come on the way . Hey look " 



The captains then jumps off into the water to fetch his captains hat which came up from the dead monsters throat .



Zed -* Turns towards ship *  " Well looks like I found me hat ."
Roger - * Looks through telescope * " Thats not all you founddddah "    


When Zed turned around he noticed a land mass . They had now found the island of the map . 


Zed - " Well that was easier than expected " 



Ok that was part 2 of chapter 6 . Part 7 coming soon

Since no one would reply to part 1 I had to make a thread for part 2 instead of posting . SO here you go . Hope you enjoy it  




Zed and Roger are now appraoching a shoal of maneaters . Both captains have readied a plan devised to get them through . But . Plans don't always come together now do they ?  

Listen to this till I say stop : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URyW5Z-bni4




Roger - " Alright listen up " 
Zed - " We be approaching what I think is ship wreckage and doom but Mr Roger has a plan to avoid said doom . Take it away my one eyed friend ...... Well more like aquantance but you all get the picture " 
Roger - " The creatures we be approaching have one main heart . We burn it , we live . We fail to burn it . We get eaten alive along with this shippppah . Gather all the rum at the center of the main deck . Afterwards load it in a net and hoist it up . We are going to be making a catapultttah . Any questions ? " 
Zed - * Raises hand * 
Roger - " What is it now ? " 
Zed - " Why use All my rum ? Can't we use gunpowder instead ? " 
Roger - " Gunpowder gets wet and is of no use in that stage . Rum is already wet and will get the job done "  
Zed - " Fine . But you owe me 43 gallons of um " 




The entire crew moved about gathering rum all around the ship and placing it at one point one the man deck in a net . Now all that needs to be done is too raise it up and fire the catapult . 


Zed - * Drinks a bottle of rum that he has in his hand . Which is the last bottle of rum not in the net "  What now ? 
Roger - * Grabs Zed's bottle and tosses it into the net * 
Zed - " I was not done with that . But I drank enough to get myself drunk so ha !! " 
Roger - " Alright . Now hoist the net up on that pole  " 

Just when they started hoisting they noticed that the red mass they saw earlier had vanished . No sign of them could be found . 


Zed - " Either I am really drunk and I am seeing things or the maneaters have vanished " 
Roger - " You are drunk . But they have vanished . Strange " 
Zed - " Oh dear
Roger - " What is it ? " 
Zed - " Man * Hiccups * Eaters always * Hiccups * Vanish ........ before they * Hiccup * 




Just then . Tiny red fish jump on board and bite a crew member's face off . The crew member stumbles backwards and falls off the ship and into the water where is body is immediately swallowed by a whole which turns out to be the heart of the shoal of maneaters . 


Zed - * Turns around and finishes statement *   " Attack "  



At that moment tens of tens of maneaters start jumping on board and taking shots at the faces of the crew  . Zed and crew take out thier swords and start blocking the maneaters attacks .  Due to this the net cannot be hoisted up .  



SWORDFIGHT : 


* Zed swings at maneater that lunges at his face . Slicing the fish like creature in half .  Roger - "  I thought * Blocks maneater *   These things * Dodges maneater *  were all connected to one heart .   Zed jump and then ducks in a drunken manner . Zed - "  I * Hiccups * Did . They seem to have * Hiccups * Adapted and are now connected by really long veins .  Roger - " Good * Kills maneater * To know "   Zed stumbles back , loses his balance and falls backwards landing on a maneater .  Crew continues to fight but three more get caught or bittne in the face by maneaters and fall over board into the heart .  Roger - "  How are we * Swings left beside Zed's head , blocking a maneater from the drunken captain *  Going to kill the, . They are too much "  Zed - " The net . Hold on I got a drunken Idea "  Roger Ducks , dodging a maneater . He then turns around and slices another one . Everyone continues fighting but Zed who has a plan . 









Zed drunkenly walks toward the net . He then tries to pull it to the side of the ship closest to the heart of the maneaters . He bends down  to tie himself to a rope and ties the rope to the net and a maneater flies straight over his head .   He gets back up and  and positions the barrels of rum in the net to be thrown over board .  


Roger - " What in the name off all things that are piratey is he doingggah ?  * Contiues fighting maneaters * 




Zed shouts loudly " HEY !!! YOU DOWN THERE . YEAH THATS RIGHT YOU SMELLY , GROSS SACK OF FLESH . You can't catch me "  All of a sudden , the maneaters stop launching themselves from the water , onto Zed's ship and immediately surround the heart  .  When all the fish have gathered the heart starts to rise out of the water . The maneaters formed a body around the heart . This creature now looked like a spherical mass ball of flesh . It had not arms or legs but only a mouth in its center . 


Zed - " Ok . Didn't know it could do that "  





The creature then roars at the Captain releasing both sound and some form of blue fluid from its mouth . It looked like jellowton but smelled like something that smells really bad . 



Zed - " Ok . Probably deserve that for the name calling back there . Why don't we call a truce * Hiccups * And let bigons be bigons . Aye ? " 
Creature - " Roars or growls horrendously " 
Zed - " I was afriad you'd say that " 



The creature then took a gulp at Zed . Zed jumped out of the way leaving only the net containing the barrels of rum which Zed was tied to .  When the creature retrieved its head , it had a mouthful of rum inside its mouth and the captain was then lifted up with it . He was hanging from the monsters mouth like a piece of spagetti hanging from ones mouth .   It was a scene of parrel . All had gone wrong and the Captain was only literally 5 feet away from death by monster mouth .  What would the captain do now ?  The monster then throws his neck up , tossing Zed into the sky and swallowing him whole during his decent . 


Roger - " Well . Looks like Zed is finally dead . Now how am I supposed to get paid ? " 




The captain was now inside the monsters mouth , awaiting being eaten alive and the process that follows after wards ........ Then .... Upon a sudden . A gunshot went off . No one knew where it came from because no one on ship fired . Soon the monster's head started shaking up . Swaying from side to side . Then A sword came from the inside of its throat . The Drunken captain Jumped through the neck and onto the ship landing on his  feet . As for the creature . His throat was  set a blaze with all the rum and the gunshot starting the fire . It was whaling in pain and soon descended back to the sea but died slowly still whaling in pain and agony .   Zed had killed the manifested maneater . 

Zed - " Stay away from rum dear beasty . Its a killer " 
Crew member 2 - " Is it just me . Or is That man more helpful when he is drunk ? " 
Crew member 3 - " Its just you " 
Roger - " Well ya did it .  Now all we have to do is find this island and fetch the map . "
Zed - " Yes . I just hope no more monsters come on the way . Hey look " 



The captains then jumps off into the water to fetch his captains hat which came up from the dead monsters throat .



Zed -* Turns towards ship *  " Well looks like I found me hat ."
Roger - * Looks through telescope * " Thats not all you founddddah "    


When Zed turned around he noticed a land mass . They had now found the island of the map . 


Zed - " Well that was easier than expected " 



Ok that was part 2 of chapter 6 . Part 7 coming soon

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