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The Tales of Wanted Dead Zed . Chapter 6 part 2 .
10-12-13 02:06 AM
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Since no one would reply to part 1 I had to make a thread for part 2 instead of posting . SO here you go . Hope you enjoy it Zed and Roger are now appraoching a shoal of maneaters . Both captains have readied a plan devised to get them through . But . Plans don't always come together now do they ? Listen to this till I say stop : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URyW5Z-bni4 Roger - " Alright listen up " Zed - " We be approaching what I think is ship wreckage and doom but Mr Roger has a plan to avoid said doom . Take it away my one eyed friend ...... Well more like aquantance but you all get the picture " Roger - " The creatures we be approaching have one main heart . We burn it , we live . We fail to burn it . We get eaten alive along with this shippppah . Gather all the rum at the center of the main deck . Afterwards load it in a net and hoist it up . We are going to be making a catapultttah . Any questions ? " Zed - * Raises hand * Roger - " What is it now ? " Zed - " Why use All my rum ? Can't we use gunpowder instead ? " Roger - " Gunpowder gets wet and is of no use in that stage . Rum is already wet and will get the job done " Zed - " Fine . But you owe me 43 gallons of um " The entire crew moved about gathering rum all around the ship and placing it at one point one the man deck in a net . Now all that needs to be done is too raise it up and fire the catapult . Zed - * Drinks a bottle of rum that he has in his hand . Which is the last bottle of rum not in the net " What now ? Roger - * Grabs Zed's bottle and tosses it into the net * Zed - " I was not done with that . But I drank enough to get myself drunk so ha !! " Roger - " Alright . Now hoist the net up on that pole " Just when they started hoisting they noticed that the red mass they saw earlier had vanished . No sign of them could be found . Zed - " Either I am really drunk and I am seeing things or the maneaters have vanished " Roger - " You are drunk . But they have vanished . Strange " Zed - " Oh dear " Roger - " What is it ? " Zed - " Man * Hiccups * Eaters always * Hiccups * Vanish ........ before they * Hiccup * Just then . Tiny red fish jump on board and bite a crew member's face off . The crew member stumbles backwards and falls off the ship and into the water where is body is immediately swallowed by a whole which turns out to be the heart of the shoal of maneaters . Zed - * Turns around and finishes statement * " Attack " At that moment tens of tens of maneaters start jumping on board and taking shots at the faces of the crew . Zed and crew take out thier swords and start blocking the maneaters attacks . Due to this the net cannot be hoisted up . SWORDFIGHT : * Zed swings at maneater that lunges at his face . Slicing the fish like creature in half . Roger - " I thought * Blocks maneater * These things * Dodges maneater * were all connected to one heart . Zed jump and then ducks in a drunken manner . Zed - " I * Hiccups * Did . They seem to have * Hiccups * Adapted and are now connected by really long veins . Roger - " Good * Kills maneater * To know " Zed stumbles back , loses his balance and falls backwards landing on a maneater . Crew continues to fight but three more get caught or bittne in the face by maneaters and fall over board into the heart . Roger - " How are we * Swings left beside Zed's head , blocking a maneater from the drunken captain * Going to kill the, . They are too much " Zed - " The net . Hold on I got a drunken Idea " Roger Ducks , dodging a maneater . He then turns around and slices another one . Everyone continues fighting but Zed who has a plan . Zed drunkenly walks toward the net . He then tries to pull it to the side of the ship closest to the heart of the maneaters . He bends down to tie himself to a rope and ties the rope to the net and a maneater flies straight over his head . He gets back up and and positions the barrels of rum in the net to be thrown over board . Roger - " What in the name off all things that are piratey is he doingggah ? * Contiues fighting maneaters * Zed shouts loudly " HEY !!! YOU DOWN THERE . YEAH THATS RIGHT YOU SMELLY , GROSS SACK OF FLESH . You can't catch me " All of a sudden , the maneaters stop launching themselves from the water , onto Zed's ship and immediately surround the heart . When all the fish have gathered the heart starts to rise out of the water . The maneaters formed a body around the heart . This creature now looked like a spherical mass ball of flesh . It had not arms or legs but only a mouth in its center . Zed - " Ok . Didn't know it could do that " The creature then roars at the Captain releasing both sound and some form of blue fluid from its mouth . It looked like jellowton but smelled like something that smells really bad . Zed - " Ok . Probably deserve that for the name calling back there . Why don't we call a truce * Hiccups * And let bigons be bigons . Aye ? " Creature - " Roars or growls horrendously " Zed - " I was afriad you'd say that " The creature then took a gulp at Zed . Zed jumped out of the way leaving only the net containing the barrels of rum which Zed was tied to . When the creature retrieved its head , it had a mouthful of rum inside its mouth and the captain was then lifted up with it . He was hanging from the monsters mouth like a piece of spagetti hanging from ones mouth . It was a scene of parrel . All had gone wrong and the Captain was only literally 5 feet away from death by monster mouth . What would the captain do now ? The monster then throws his neck up , tossing Zed into the sky and swallowing him whole during his decent . Roger - " Well . Looks like Zed is finally dead . Now how am I supposed to get paid ? " The captain was now inside the monsters mouth , awaiting being eaten alive and the process that follows after wards ........ Then .... Upon a sudden . A gunshot went off . No one knew where it came from because no one on ship fired . Soon the monster's head started shaking up . Swaying from side to side . Then A sword came from the inside of its throat . The Drunken captain Jumped through the neck and onto the ship landing on his feet . As for the creature . His throat was set a blaze with all the rum and the gunshot starting the fire . It was whaling in pain and soon descended back to the sea but died slowly still whaling in pain and agony . Zed had killed the manifested maneater . Zed - " Stay away from rum dear beasty . Its a killer " Crew member 2 - " Is it just me . Or is That man more helpful when he is drunk ? " Crew member 3 - " Its just you " Roger - " Well ya did it . Now all we have to do is find this island and fetch the map . " Zed - " Yes . I just hope no more monsters come on the way . Hey look " The captains then jumps off into the water to fetch his captains hat which came up from the dead monsters throat . Zed -* Turns towards ship * " Well looks like I found me hat ." Roger - * Looks through telescope * " Thats not all you founddddah " When Zed turned around he noticed a land mass . They had now found the island of the map . Zed - " Well that was easier than expected " Ok that was part 2 of chapter 6 . Part 7 coming soon Zed and Roger are now appraoching a shoal of maneaters . Both captains have readied a plan devised to get them through . But . Plans don't always come together now do they ? Listen to this till I say stop : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URyW5Z-bni4 Roger - " Alright listen up " Zed - " We be approaching what I think is ship wreckage and doom but Mr Roger has a plan to avoid said doom . Take it away my one eyed friend ...... Well more like aquantance but you all get the picture " Roger - " The creatures we be approaching have one main heart . We burn it , we live . We fail to burn it . We get eaten alive along with this shippppah . Gather all the rum at the center of the main deck . Afterwards load it in a net and hoist it up . We are going to be making a catapultttah . Any questions ? " Zed - * Raises hand * Roger - " What is it now ? " Zed - " Why use All my rum ? Can't we use gunpowder instead ? " Roger - " Gunpowder gets wet and is of no use in that stage . Rum is already wet and will get the job done " Zed - " Fine . But you owe me 43 gallons of um " The entire crew moved about gathering rum all around the ship and placing it at one point one the man deck in a net . Now all that needs to be done is too raise it up and fire the catapult . Zed - * Drinks a bottle of rum that he has in his hand . Which is the last bottle of rum not in the net " What now ? Roger - * Grabs Zed's bottle and tosses it into the net * Zed - " I was not done with that . But I drank enough to get myself drunk so ha !! " Roger - " Alright . Now hoist the net up on that pole " Just when they started hoisting they noticed that the red mass they saw earlier had vanished . No sign of them could be found . Zed - " Either I am really drunk and I am seeing things or the maneaters have vanished " Roger - " You are drunk . But they have vanished . Strange " Zed - " Oh dear " Roger - " What is it ? " Zed - " Man * Hiccups * Eaters always * Hiccups * Vanish ........ before they * Hiccup * Just then . Tiny red fish jump on board and bite a crew member's face off . The crew member stumbles backwards and falls off the ship and into the water where is body is immediately swallowed by a whole which turns out to be the heart of the shoal of maneaters . Zed - * Turns around and finishes statement * " Attack " At that moment tens of tens of maneaters start jumping on board and taking shots at the faces of the crew . Zed and crew take out thier swords and start blocking the maneaters attacks . Due to this the net cannot be hoisted up . SWORDFIGHT : * Zed swings at maneater that lunges at his face . Slicing the fish like creature in half . Roger - " I thought * Blocks maneater * These things * Dodges maneater * were all connected to one heart . Zed jump and then ducks in a drunken manner . Zed - " I * Hiccups * Did . They seem to have * Hiccups * Adapted and are now connected by really long veins . Roger - " Good * Kills maneater * To know " Zed stumbles back , loses his balance and falls backwards landing on a maneater . Crew continues to fight but three more get caught or bittne in the face by maneaters and fall over board into the heart . Roger - " How are we * Swings left beside Zed's head , blocking a maneater from the drunken captain * Going to kill the, . They are too much " Zed - " The net . Hold on I got a drunken Idea " Roger Ducks , dodging a maneater . He then turns around and slices another one . Everyone continues fighting but Zed who has a plan . Zed drunkenly walks toward the net . He then tries to pull it to the side of the ship closest to the heart of the maneaters . He bends down to tie himself to a rope and ties the rope to the net and a maneater flies straight over his head . He gets back up and and positions the barrels of rum in the net to be thrown over board . Roger - " What in the name off all things that are piratey is he doingggah ? * Contiues fighting maneaters * Zed shouts loudly " HEY !!! YOU DOWN THERE . YEAH THATS RIGHT YOU SMELLY , GROSS SACK OF FLESH . You can't catch me " All of a sudden , the maneaters stop launching themselves from the water , onto Zed's ship and immediately surround the heart . When all the fish have gathered the heart starts to rise out of the water . The maneaters formed a body around the heart . This creature now looked like a spherical mass ball of flesh . It had not arms or legs but only a mouth in its center . Zed - " Ok . Didn't know it could do that " The creature then roars at the Captain releasing both sound and some form of blue fluid from its mouth . It looked like jellowton but smelled like something that smells really bad . Zed - " Ok . Probably deserve that for the name calling back there . Why don't we call a truce * Hiccups * And let bigons be bigons . Aye ? " Creature - " Roars or growls horrendously " Zed - " I was afriad you'd say that " The creature then took a gulp at Zed . Zed jumped out of the way leaving only the net containing the barrels of rum which Zed was tied to . When the creature retrieved its head , it had a mouthful of rum inside its mouth and the captain was then lifted up with it . He was hanging from the monsters mouth like a piece of spagetti hanging from ones mouth . It was a scene of parrel . All had gone wrong and the Captain was only literally 5 feet away from death by monster mouth . What would the captain do now ? The monster then throws his neck up , tossing Zed into the sky and swallowing him whole during his decent . Roger - " Well . Looks like Zed is finally dead . Now how am I supposed to get paid ? " The captain was now inside the monsters mouth , awaiting being eaten alive and the process that follows after wards ........ Then .... Upon a sudden . A gunshot went off . No one knew where it came from because no one on ship fired . Soon the monster's head started shaking up . Swaying from side to side . Then A sword came from the inside of its throat . The Drunken captain Jumped through the neck and onto the ship landing on his feet . As for the creature . His throat was set a blaze with all the rum and the gunshot starting the fire . It was whaling in pain and soon descended back to the sea but died slowly still whaling in pain and agony . Zed had killed the manifested maneater . Zed - " Stay away from rum dear beasty . Its a killer " Crew member 2 - " Is it just me . Or is That man more helpful when he is drunk ? " Crew member 3 - " Its just you " Roger - " Well ya did it . Now all we have to do is find this island and fetch the map . " Zed - " Yes . I just hope no more monsters come on the way . Hey look " The captains then jumps off into the water to fetch his captains hat which came up from the dead monsters throat . Zed -* Turns towards ship * " Well looks like I found me hat ." Roger - * Looks through telescope * " Thats not all you founddddah " When Zed turned around he noticed a land mass . They had now found the island of the map . Zed - " Well that was easier than expected " Ok that was part 2 of chapter 6 . Part 7 coming soon |
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