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Chapter 4 of The Tales of Wanted Dead Zed :D
10-07-13 01:21 AM
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Mr. Zed
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I said I was going to leave vizzed for a while but I thought maybe I should write another chapter first so here goes . Day 4 . Mid Day : Zed has escaped the English privateers once again and is now sailing to where the map leads him . Soon they approach an island seems to have no inhabitants . The map said that there was some gold burried not too far off the beach and so the captain decided to make port . And when they all set foot on land there was a small piece of gold sticking halfway out of the sand Luke - " Well would you look at that . Must be my lucky day . * Takes up gold piece * Zed - * Boxes gold piece out of Luke's hand * Opps . Must have slipped . * Walks over to gold peice * Well this must be my lucky day ![]() John - * Find another gold piece half burried in the sand * Wow . What are the odds ? ![]() Zed - " Oh no you don't . I saw it first " John - " No you didn't . I did " Zed - " How do you know ? I was standing behind you the whole time " John - " If you saw it first you would have either drawn your sword at me and tell me to back away slowly or jumped over my head to retrieve it " Zed - " You know me so well . ![]() ![]() Amy - " Hey . There is more over here " Matthew - " And here too " They all followed the pieces until it started to form a path . Which they followed . The path lead them to an X . How clithe of me . Zed - " Wait . Something isn't right here " The captain was right . The leaves and bushes around them started to rustle and then .... The sound of guns clicking and preparing to fire all pointed towards the gang . They were surrounded , ambushed by English soldiers . The sound of a sword draging in sand started and the men formed a path for the source of the sound . And it was Cpatian Roger . Roger - " Ahhaaaa . Gottha now you caniving piece of pirate filth you " Zed - " Actually I am a caniving piece of Pirate Captain Filth . There is a difference " Roger - " I couldn't care less what you call your self . Because in a few moments you will be called The late Captain Zed " Zed - " Ohh . Well . Could I interest you in a bottle of rum ? Roger - " Say yar prayers Zed " Heheheheh " Just as Roger was about to draw his sword and end Zed a messanger came storming in . Messanger - " Sir . Stop . * Tries to catch Breath * Roger - " What is the meaning of thisaahh . I was just about to make the world a better placeee ah " Messanger - " Thats just it . The King and Queen said that Zed must be executed ... not killed on the spot . " Roger - " No good royal family . * Withdraws sword * Fine then . I will transport Zed and his crew back to England for his precious executionnnnah . But it would be better I kill him now . No matter . Once I get paid then I won't have to worry about Zed anymore " Day 6 : Morning . Zed and crew had just been transported back to England to executed . They were all in chains and handcuffs . One by one they marched in with other pirates who had commited crimes against the crown to be executed . When they had finally reached the place of which thier execution would be decided by the King everyone went silent as the King was about to speak . Then before he could even utter a sound ... a royal guard burst through the doors with news that seemed urgent . Guard - " Sire . Another ship has been destroyed . Right off the coast of Portugal . King - " Not another one ? What could be the cause of these unfortunate tragedies ? Guard - " My Lord . The messanger told me that a ghost pirate of some sort appeared on his ship and told him to tell you to stay away from his waters " King - " What . Is this a joke ? ghost Pirate ? " Zed - * Interrupts * Ohh . That is no joke Your Kinglyness . But he prefers the name Captain Dedmond though " King - " You know this " Ghost Pirate ? " Zed - " Why as a matter of fact me and him are good friends ![]() King - " I need not your help . Your a prisoner . A convict . A dead man . I'll just send a fleet of ships to destroy this Captain Dedmond " Zed - " Well that won't work . You see you can't kill him . King - " And why not ? " Zed - " Because he is already dead " King - " You seem to know much about him . How would you kill him " Zed - " I could be some how able to do it free of charge . But only if you let me , my crew and my ship go free . " King - " And what makes you think I should trust you ? " Zed - ' Because if you don't you'll never get your precious cargo . And you won't get money . The country will go bankrupt . And stuff " King - " Fine . Guards release the Captain . But his crew stays here . They will not be killed ... yet . If the captain returns then they will be speared and Zed will be free to leave . But . If he tries to run away then I'll hunt him down and have him boiled in oil . " Zed - " Well ok then . " King - " And as an extra precaution I am granting you pass with Captain Roger . Roger had only been paid half the amount of his money by the way . Roger and Zed - " What ? " Roger - " You owe me half my pay and I want it now . I have no business dealing with this foolah " Zed - " Who are you calling a fool you one eyed , short tempered twit ? " Roger - " Well at least I am not going the one in chains ssah " Zed - " Atleast I don't end most of my statements with " ahhh " Roger - " ....... You disgust meeeeahhh " King - " You will both sail together and kill this Dedmond . Roger . you will be paid in advance if you are successful . The two captains stopped arguing and shook hands in agree ment . Zed was no a temporarily free man . As we was excorted out he looked at the faces of his crew and Amy . Zed - * Whispers to himself * Don't worry Amy . I'll get you out of here" So the two men set off on The Unlucky charm together with atleast five men . Now not only did Zed have a dept to settle with Dedmond but the Crown too . How would he do this all in 4 more days ? You'll see in the next chapter . Day 4 . Mid Day : Zed has escaped the English privateers once again and is now sailing to where the map leads him . Soon they approach an island seems to have no inhabitants . The map said that there was some gold burried not too far off the beach and so the captain decided to make port . And when they all set foot on land there was a small piece of gold sticking halfway out of the sand Luke - " Well would you look at that . Must be my lucky day . * Takes up gold piece * Zed - * Boxes gold piece out of Luke's hand * Opps . Must have slipped . * Walks over to gold peice * Well this must be my lucky day ![]() John - * Find another gold piece half burried in the sand * Wow . What are the odds ? ![]() Zed - " Oh no you don't . I saw it first " John - " No you didn't . I did " Zed - " How do you know ? I was standing behind you the whole time " John - " If you saw it first you would have either drawn your sword at me and tell me to back away slowly or jumped over my head to retrieve it " Zed - " You know me so well . ![]() ![]() Amy - " Hey . There is more over here " Matthew - " And here too " They all followed the pieces until it started to form a path . Which they followed . The path lead them to an X . How clithe of me . Zed - " Wait . Something isn't right here " The captain was right . The leaves and bushes around them started to rustle and then .... The sound of guns clicking and preparing to fire all pointed towards the gang . They were surrounded , ambushed by English soldiers . The sound of a sword draging in sand started and the men formed a path for the source of the sound . And it was Cpatian Roger . Roger - " Ahhaaaa . Gottha now you caniving piece of pirate filth you " Zed - " Actually I am a caniving piece of Pirate Captain Filth . There is a difference " Roger - " I couldn't care less what you call your self . Because in a few moments you will be called The late Captain Zed " Zed - " Ohh . Well . Could I interest you in a bottle of rum ? Roger - " Say yar prayers Zed " Heheheheh " Just as Roger was about to draw his sword and end Zed a messanger came storming in . Messanger - " Sir . Stop . * Tries to catch Breath * Roger - " What is the meaning of thisaahh . I was just about to make the world a better placeee ah " Messanger - " Thats just it . The King and Queen said that Zed must be executed ... not killed on the spot . " Roger - " No good royal family . * Withdraws sword * Fine then . I will transport Zed and his crew back to England for his precious executionnnnah . But it would be better I kill him now . No matter . Once I get paid then I won't have to worry about Zed anymore " Day 6 : Morning . Zed and crew had just been transported back to England to executed . They were all in chains and handcuffs . One by one they marched in with other pirates who had commited crimes against the crown to be executed . When they had finally reached the place of which thier execution would be decided by the King everyone went silent as the King was about to speak . Then before he could even utter a sound ... a royal guard burst through the doors with news that seemed urgent . Guard - " Sire . Another ship has been destroyed . Right off the coast of Portugal . King - " Not another one ? What could be the cause of these unfortunate tragedies ? Guard - " My Lord . The messanger told me that a ghost pirate of some sort appeared on his ship and told him to tell you to stay away from his waters " King - " What . Is this a joke ? ghost Pirate ? " Zed - * Interrupts * Ohh . That is no joke Your Kinglyness . But he prefers the name Captain Dedmond though " King - " You know this " Ghost Pirate ? " Zed - " Why as a matter of fact me and him are good friends ![]() King - " I need not your help . Your a prisoner . A convict . A dead man . I'll just send a fleet of ships to destroy this Captain Dedmond " Zed - " Well that won't work . You see you can't kill him . King - " And why not ? " Zed - " Because he is already dead " King - " You seem to know much about him . How would you kill him " Zed - " I could be some how able to do it free of charge . But only if you let me , my crew and my ship go free . " King - " And what makes you think I should trust you ? " Zed - ' Because if you don't you'll never get your precious cargo . And you won't get money . The country will go bankrupt . And stuff " King - " Fine . Guards release the Captain . But his crew stays here . They will not be killed ... yet . If the captain returns then they will be speared and Zed will be free to leave . But . If he tries to run away then I'll hunt him down and have him boiled in oil . " Zed - " Well ok then . " King - " And as an extra precaution I am granting you pass with Captain Roger . Roger had only been paid half the amount of his money by the way . Roger and Zed - " What ? " Roger - " You owe me half my pay and I want it now . I have no business dealing with this foolah " Zed - " Who are you calling a fool you one eyed , short tempered twit ? " Roger - " Well at least I am not going the one in chains ssah " Zed - " Atleast I don't end most of my statements with " ahhh " Roger - " ....... You disgust meeeeahhh " King - " You will both sail together and kill this Dedmond . Roger . you will be paid in advance if you are successful . The two captains stopped arguing and shook hands in agree ment . Zed was no a temporarily free man . As we was excorted out he looked at the faces of his crew and Amy . Zed - * Whispers to himself * Don't worry Amy . I'll get you out of here" So the two men set off on The Unlucky charm together with atleast five men . Now not only did Zed have a dept to settle with Dedmond but the Crown too . How would he do this all in 4 more days ? You'll see in the next chapter . |
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