Relinquish: well kid dont worry we can figure out why you cant go home besides it pretty cool to have the son of death here

Kid: for you maybe but i actually have a life

Relinquish: you hunt demons for school work...

Kid:...joy well im going to stay up and try to figure this out

Relinquish:okay well im going to bed good luck 

Kid: Im a grim reaper i dont need luck 

Relinquish:well...your not technically a grim reaper yet...ok maybe it depends on what chapter in the manga-

Kid: are you going to leave now

Relinquish;Alright im going 

.....

Relinquish: weird...where am i 

unknown:in your worst nightmare

*Relinquish Turns around*

Reinquish: FREDDY FREAKING KRUEGER 

Freddy: The one and only 

Relinquish: PLEASE DONT KILL ME I HAVE TO MUCH TO LIVE FOR LIKE....reading manga and....reading comics and....playing street fighter 4 you know what my life sucks 

Freddy: sorry bud but i have to i haven't killed anyone in weeks my prey always get stolen..eh whats the point of telling you your going to die anyway-

Relinquish: hey wait whats getting stolen

Freddy: oh just my prey you know hot stuck up teenage girls jocks that stuff

Relinquish:well i know that but who's stealing it 

Freddy: eh just some weird creature with a long trunk...you know what your surviving longer than most people-

Relinquish: WAIT...Drowzee your talking about Drowzee 

Freddy: YEAH THAT Thing always stealing my teens and small children

Relinquish: well hey maybe we can work out something...

Freddy: please you cant do anything to help me except die

Relinquish i know how to kill it

Freddy: ...go on 

Relinquish: well i could...but only if you dont kill me or anyone in this town 

Freddy WHAT-

Relinquish: oh come on its a small town with good people in it cant you just kill people who deserve it like drug dealers or something 

Freddy: fine just tell me how to kill it

Relinquish: alright lets get this started 

Well guys looks like were helping Freddy out today bye reviewing Drowzee and i must admit when i was younger i used to Love this pokemon and i still kind of do well until i read those creepy pastas that is...but anyway lets get started the first place you can find drowzee is in route 34 and..yeah thats its location lets move on to its moveset

Freddy: your not very good at this writing thing are you....

Relinquish:hey its not about the writing its about the review 

Anyway the only moves it should know when you first get drowzee should be pound hypnosis and disable which...is bad i know but hey if you get it to level 18 we get confusion a decent psychic type move with a base damage of 50 use this move your going to be stuck with it for a while now at level 25...and no thats not a typo you get your next moves at level 25 luckily its a decent one known as headbutt and its...kind of bad but it actually has a base damage of 70 thats better than confusion so even though its not that great of a move its better so hey work with what you got now at level 31...

Freddy:wait what the thats not the creature...

Relinquish: wait what are you talking about..oh wait it just evolved i forgot that weird of-

*freddy hold claw up to my neck*

Freddy: YOU LYING SON OF A-

Relinquish: WAIT....well first of all dont swear because these freaking overlords on this site will shut my thread down and-

Freddy:GRRR

Relinquish:and second of all its the same pokemon it just evolved its like...a tadpole turning into a frog  a caterpillar turning into a butterfly its the same brain in a different body

Freddy:..fine then lets get this over with

Reinquish:well i would but your claw is kind of bye my neck and im afraid to move...

Freddy: oh yeah sorry... just keep it going

Now i will not review drowzees moveset anymore you know why....BECAUSE NEVER EVER DELAY DROWZEES EVOLUTION THERE IS NO REASON TO IF YOU DO DELAY IT IT JUST GETS WORST...anyway now we have hypno a pokemon that is actually decent now at level 33 we get poison gas and its poisons your enemy if the move hits thats all i have to say on that move now the next move this pokemon learns REALLY BUGS ME to the point were i freaking CRINGE when i see it and thats...meditate now this move is okay its not really bad at all its just boost your attack but you want to know why i hate it...because hypno only gets 2 NORMAL ATTACK MOVES this move bugged the crap out of me as a kid and it still does to this day dont get this move its pointless thats all im going to say  because i still want to keep my sanity intact...now at level 49 we get some salvation and thats psychic yep i bet you didnt guess some pokemon as crappy as this one would get such a powerful move but its true and thank god we get this move dont ever get rid of it at level 55 we get psych up....*sigh* dont use this move i wont tell you why just go to bulbapedia or something now i know i am a reviewer and i should tell you why but...just read about and you will know why i reviewing this move...okay finally at level 60 we get a terrible climax *dont even think of the joke i know your thinking of* and that is future sight and to be honest this is an okay move i just dont like using it and...yep thats it moveset

Relinquish: well fred thats it moveset...fred....

*freddy is sleeping*

Relinquish: FRED

Freddy:WHAT

Relinquish: did you here anything i was saying..?

Freddy:.....

Relinquish *sigh*

Now we move on to hypnos stats and i am just amazed at this pokemons stats not because there good but because this pokemon puts nearly EVERYTHING into special defense its special defense is 115 and non of its other stats go above 100...yep and its lowest stats are its speed....as you can see this pokemon sucks SO MUCH....okay well its not all there is a bright side to this gift and that is its special defense my god this guy can take a beating even on moves that are super effective its going to take 6 shadow balls to take this guy down and im not joking it really takes that many to take it down so its a...somewhat good trade now lets move on to tms and hms and as you can imagine....this guy needs alot of help like Alot its moveset already its terrible except for 1 or 2 good moves so im just going to get this out of the way now here is the moveset i suggest you use 

Psychic 
Shadow ball 
Thunder punch 
Headbutt 

I know its bad but hey its the best you can do use what you have which is....very little now for effectiveness against gym and rival....do i really need to tell you this....? i do....?fine this pokemon is FAR to slow to be effective against gyms its to risky to use now it could be effective against ghost and fighting type gyms but still that speed will be a problem but you could say that its special attack can save it and yes that is true but...woah okay thats actually a good point okay this pokemon gets a point for that defense like i said that defense helps it out now as for your rival....it could just could be effective only because of zubat being on his team and still it could hold its ground against sneasel because of that defense and finally should you take it to the elite 4...NO NO NO ARE YOU INSANE THATS JUST....DONT JUST...DONT lets go to final thoughts

Final Thoughts:this pokemon is pretty bad is it the worst no buts its pretty close not even my nostalgia can save this pokemon it has a terrible moveset that even tms and hms cant save terrible stats except for that Special defense and i also have to admit thats a good reason to use this pokemon and in my opinion its the only reason to use this pokemon i dont know why anyone would use but whatever the main reason to not use this pokemon is abra that pokemon outclasses this pokemon in every way but whatever time for final thoughts 

Final rating:2.5/5

Relinquish: well fred thats all i got for you

Freddy: i have to admit you really did help me alot 

Relinquish:well thanks i didnt expect you to say that but...thanks well good luck in killing drowzee 

Freddy: thanks and good luck with...i dont know these reviews....just wake up now

Relinquish: okay..

.....

Relinquish:Jeez...HOLY CRAP IM ALIVE IM ALIVE...wait are we going to end it here...? okay we are see you later folks

Okay thats drowzee my god did this take along time to write so lets see where this series goes from here as i am starting to run out of ideas but whatever see you guys next time and lets see how relinquish and kid deal with these new threats 







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