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04-11-13 12:53 PM
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The Horse meat scam is getting old and so are the jokes. Quickly tell me your funniest before the time runs out and Tesco finally start to put beef in there burgers.

 I'll start you off... I spoke to a staff member at Tesco, and he said he'd seen a white horse with brown spots and a pink rubber glove on it's chest.
The Horse meat scam is getting old and so are the jokes. Quickly tell me your funniest before the time runs out and Tesco finally start to put beef in there burgers.

 I'll start you off... I spoke to a staff member at Tesco, and he said he'd seen a white horse with brown spots and a pink rubber glove on it's chest.
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I might as well contribute, despite the fact that this is old and done with.

29% of the meat content in Tesco’s hamburgers turns out to be horse?! No wonder they gave me the trots!
I've found it tough lately working on the Tesco meat counter. I feel like I’m flogging a dead horse.
HSE confirm that all who ate horse burgers are in a stable condition
Those Aldi horse burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony
My doctor told me to watch what I eat, so I went out and bought tickets for the Grand National.
They've only just discovered the horse meat in lasagnas because the cheese on top was Mascarpone.
Told my mate I had a hot date with an Italian Stallion – sounds a lot better than saying I’m sitting at home eating a Findus lasagne for one
Horse walks into a bar. Barman says 'sorry mate, we don't serve food in here'
Food scandal for vegetarians: radish found to be up to 100% horseradish
Dunno why people are complaining about this horsemeat story. A horse is basically just a really fit cow
I might as well contribute, despite the fact that this is old and done with.

29% of the meat content in Tesco’s hamburgers turns out to be horse?! No wonder they gave me the trots!
I've found it tough lately working on the Tesco meat counter. I feel like I’m flogging a dead horse.
HSE confirm that all who ate horse burgers are in a stable condition
Those Aldi horse burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony
My doctor told me to watch what I eat, so I went out and bought tickets for the Grand National.
They've only just discovered the horse meat in lasagnas because the cheese on top was Mascarpone.
Told my mate I had a hot date with an Italian Stallion – sounds a lot better than saying I’m sitting at home eating a Findus lasagne for one
Horse walks into a bar. Barman says 'sorry mate, we don't serve food in here'
Food scandal for vegetarians: radish found to be up to 100% horseradish
Dunno why people are complaining about this horsemeat story. A horse is basically just a really fit cow
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