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03-24-13 08:28 PM
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Ok here is my funniest joke ever.  (It can be racist if but not to racist)
How did the first monkey fall out of the tree?
BECAUSE IT WAS DEAD!
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was stapled to the first monkey.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Pier pressure.
Now you tell everyone your funniest joke you made up or heard.
Ok here is my funniest joke ever.  (It can be racist if but not to racist)
How did the first monkey fall out of the tree?
BECAUSE IT WAS DEAD!
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was stapled to the first monkey.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Pier pressure.
Now you tell everyone your funniest joke you made up or heard.
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What did the jewish pedophile ask a child?

-Do you want to come into my van and buy some candy?
What did the jewish pedophile ask a child?

-Do you want to come into my van and buy some candy?
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Hey crazy house what funny jokes are you talking about?
Hey crazy house what funny jokes are you talking about?
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So this guy walks into a bar with a huge bulge in his pants. The bartender says "Hey, buddy, ya know ya gots a steering wheel in your pants?" and the guy says "Aye, it's driving me nuts".
So this guy walks into a bar with a huge bulge in his pants. The bartender says "Hey, buddy, ya know ya gots a steering wheel in your pants?" and the guy says "Aye, it's driving me nuts".
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