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I will give 200 Viz if anyone makes a good  joke 
I will give 200 Viz if anyone makes a good  joke 
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Guy 1: russell my jimmez plz
Guy 2: gimme a dollar of yo time.
Guy 1: russell my jimmez plz
Guy 2: gimme a dollar of yo time.
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So, a guy walks into a bar, with a bulge in his pants that look like a steering wheel. The bartender says
"Hey, mate, you do know you've got a steering wheel down your pants, right? And the guy says
"I know, it's driving me nuts."
So, a guy walks into a bar, with a bulge in his pants that look like a steering wheel. The bartender says
"Hey, mate, you do know you've got a steering wheel down your pants, right? And the guy says
"I know, it's driving me nuts."
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You might be a redneck if your richest relative buys a new house... and you have to take the wheels off of it.
You might be a redneck if your richest relative buys a new house... and you have to take the wheels off of it.
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A Dyslexic guy walks into a Bra.
A Dyslexic guy walks into a Bra.
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So 2 guys are in a bar on the 14th floor of the building and one guy says to the other: dude you know if you jump out the window you will land on the 10th floor and live? Guy 2: no way you can! *guy 1 jumps out window then comes up the stairs* guy 2: I still don't believe you! *guy 1 does it again* guy 2: ok I believe you *guy 2 jumps out window then falls all the way to the 1st floor and dies* bartender: I know your a hero and all but you can be a jerk sometimes superman: whatever
So 2 guys are in a bar on the 14th floor of the building and one guy says to the other: dude you know if you jump out the window you will land on the 10th floor and live? Guy 2: no way you can! *guy 1 jumps out window then comes up the stairs* guy 2: I still don't believe you! *guy 1 does it again* guy 2: ok I believe you *guy 2 jumps out window then falls all the way to the 1st floor and dies* bartender: I know your a hero and all but you can be a jerk sometimes superman: whatever
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wanna hear a pizza joke? na never mind it's to cheesy
how do you plan a outer-space party? you planet
wanna hear a pizza joke? na never mind it's to cheesy
how do you plan a outer-space party? you planet
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Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious looking bear.
The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on.
The second lawyer looked at him and said, "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!" "I don't have to," the first lawyer replied. "I only have to outrun you."

Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious looking bear.
The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on.
The second lawyer looked at him and said, "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!" "I don't have to," the first lawyer replied. "I only have to outrun you."
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This is more of a picture than a joke, but here you go!
This is more of a picture than a joke, but here you go!
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Girl: Which Laptop Do U Have..?

Boy : I Have A HP G-62 With Intel Core I3 Processor 2.3 Ghz,
Windows 7, 64 Bit..
2 Gb RAM & Intel 1 Gb Graphics Card..

And Which Laptop Do U Have..?

Girl: Pink Colour...
Girl: Which Laptop Do U Have..?

Boy : I Have A HP G-62 With Intel Core I3 Processor 2.3 Ghz,
Windows 7, 64 Bit..
2 Gb RAM & Intel 1 Gb Graphics Card..

And Which Laptop Do U Have..?

Girl: Pink Colour...
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A young blond woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blond responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''
A young blond woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blond responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''
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FieldsBros}{ : me: anyone know how to beat sonic 06
 Silver: ITS NO USE
me: ok then... that was out of place


FieldsBros}{ : me: anyone know how to beat sonic 06
 Silver: ITS NO USE
me: ok then... that was out of place

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Alright here is a good one.
Yo Momma so stupid that she got hit by a parked car!
Alright here is a good one.
Yo Momma so stupid that she got hit by a parked car!
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03-14-13 12:48 AM
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Yo momma so stupid she gave birth to you                                                                                                                                                                                   Yo momma so stupid she tried committing suicide out the basement window P.S. Got more if you want them
Yo momma so stupid she gave birth to you                                                                                                                                                                                   Yo momma so stupid she tried committing suicide out the basement window P.S. Got more if you want them
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A guy turns up to a costume party with a girl on his back
The doorman asks..so what are you supposed to be then?
The man replies I'm a snail
The doorman looks at him confused and asks...if you are a snail why is there a girl on your back?
The man says..thats Michele
A guy turns up to a costume party with a girl on his back
The doorman asks..so what are you supposed to be then?
The man replies I'm a snail
The doorman looks at him confused and asks...if you are a snail why is there a girl on your back?
The man says..thats Michele
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Yo momma so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack
Yo momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish
Yo momma so stupid she tried to throw a bird off a cliff
Yo momma so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack
Yo momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish
Yo momma so stupid she tried to throw a bird off a cliff
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Yo momma so poor that she opens her email just so she can eat the spam.
Not funny?  Try THIS one...
Q. How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. A tree in the Golden forest.
Yo momma so poor that she opens her email just so she can eat the spam.
Not funny?  Try THIS one...
Q. How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. A tree in the Golden forest.
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03-16-13 10:24 PM
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FieldsBros}{ : I was talking about miley cryuis s bad hair cut. So this girl is all like man mileys hair cut is so stupid and freaky. I said it would be even more stupid with michael jacksons Thriller jacket
FieldsBros}{ : I was talking about miley cryuis s bad hair cut. So this girl is all like man mileys hair cut is so stupid and freaky. I said it would be even more stupid with michael jacksons Thriller jacket
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A duck walked into a pharmacy and asked for some chapstick
When the shopkeeper handed it over and asked for the money, the duck said
"Just put it on my bill"
A duck walked into a pharmacy and asked for some chapstick
When the shopkeeper handed it over and asked for the money, the duck said
"Just put it on my bill"
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