Well, I might as well try and make you laugh. Here's a scene, or rather part of a scene me and my nephew did with action figures.

Mario falls out of the sky and lands on Ghost Rider, making him fall off of his bike. Mario is dazed and spews random dialog, and then falls over. Luigi then falls on Ghost Rider, and Ghost Rider stand up with Luigi on his head, grabs him by the leg and holds him in front of his face, and Mario then jumps on Ghost Rider's head a bunch of times, knocking him to the floor. Luigi runs off, and Mario wonders why he ran off, and while calling to Luigi, Ghost Rider gets back up, and then tackles Mario. Now for the dialog that Ghost Rider yells while choking the daylights out of Mario.

"GRAHH! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!! NRRRGGHHH! STOP BREATHING, OR ELSE I'LL HOLD YOU UNDERWATER UNTIL THE BUBBLES STOP COMING UP! NRRRRGYYEE!" Luigi then pulls of a slight rescue by hitting Ghost Rider in the head with something, and Mario runs off, and Luigi just barely avoids getting tackled by Ghost Rider, who at this point, is getting very angry.
"That's it!" Ghost Rider says before he whistles for his bike, and then tells it to chase Mario and Luigi, and it creams them into a wall.

I wonder what yould happen if Ghost Rider used his powers on Mario, Mario would probally go mad with the screams in his head of all the Goomba's he's slaughtered

Originally posted by Davideo7

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Also, Morsalbus, perhaps you're just a really dull person since you obviously have no sense of humor. Have you ever had thoughts of murdering people by any chance?

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I have a pretty good sense of humor, and this thread is really funny so far. For some reason I just laugh alot more easily when people are near me. Otherwise my amusement just stays in my head.

and as for the last question, who hasn't?!

Some of you made me smirk, so you're getting pretty close, but 500 Viz are still up for grabs. Make it hap'n cap'n!

Not all of us are intentionally being funny, some of us may be using this thread as an excuse to live out a fantasy - a reason to talk about penis's and not be labeled gay for doing so...

Originally posted by Davideo7

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Not all of us are intentionally being funny, some of us may be using this thread as an excuse to live out a fantasy - a reason to talk about penis's and not be labeled gay for doing so...

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This still amuses me, on purpose or not.
But I seriously doubt that the post to make me laugh will be coming from the penis gallery (terrible pun I know).

What kind of jokes you like? Lots of em.

Gay Jokes
Blond Jokes
Black Jokes
White Jokes
Redneck Jokes
Political Jokes

Of course, jokes in those categories may or may not offend some people.

It pleases me more to see what other people use and think is funny, so I won't give too many tips. But any of those categories can get hilarious, it just depends on the particular joke. Besides, what use do you have for 500 Viz David? Don't you have plenty at your disposal already?

I will also use this post to give some congrats to me(from me too ) for post 100!

Well congratulations lol.

No I'm honestly not competing for the Viz, just helping others out to earn it

haha, penis gallery.... it has been all guys posting in here so far

and while getting 500 Viz for making you laugh would be fun.... it's not really worth my time to come up with a joke for it. I have over 20000 Viz right now.... a 1 time shot of 500 Viz might as well go to someone newer.

heh... penis gallery... it's like a shooting gallery for penises.... how far can you pee?!?

Originally posted by geeogree

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haha, penis gallery.... it has been all guys posting in here so far

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and after all this penis talk, I seriously doubt that any girls will show. nice going guys.

Edit: Wow another penis joke just for me https://www.vizzed.com/vizzedboard/thread.php?id=5438
This stuff is getting ridiculously phallus-obsessed. If only Freud were here...

EDIT: MUST MAKE EVERYTHING A CLICKY

thought i'd add my say.... And contribute to the sausage fest discussion....

lol Icey, WTF, that was random and crazy. Reminds me of an email I got asking me if I wanted to invest in a porno.
The guy had an investor before aparently, but the investor got killed. Shot dead.
Yeah, telling me that really made me want to invest in random African porn
Let me see if I still have the email...

Oh yeah, the joke Morsalbus mentioned was deleted. I dont know by who, but meh. It was just about monkey balls if anyone was interested.

All of the decent jokes I know are quite offensive. Have you tried looking in the mirror morsalbus?

Gnomeless roosh, that's a great joke, and you probably would have won if I hadn't already heard it.

Ice, I think I read that convo in another thread already. meh

and gtwalq, I tried once, but I didn't see me, just the stuff behind me

Ok here, how about this one:

A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three bikers walked in.
One grabbed the trucker's cheeseburger and took a huge bite from it. The second one drank the trucker's coffee, and the third wolfed down his apple pie. The truck driver didn't say a word as he paid the waitress and left.

As the waitress walked up, one of the motorcyclists said, "He ain't much of a man, is he?"
"He's not much of a driver, either," the waitress replied. "He just backed his 18-wheeler over three motorcycles."

Originally posted by DarkHyren

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Ok here, how about this one:

A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three bikers walked in.
One grabbed the trucker's cheeseburger and took a huge bite from it. The second one drank the trucker's coffee, and the third wolfed down his apple pie. The truck driver didn't say a word as he paid the waitress and left.

As the waitress walked up, one of the motorcyclists said, "He ain't much of a man, is he?"
"He's not much of a driver, either," the waitress replied. "He just backed his 18-wheeler over three motorcycles."

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Ah... sweet, sweet revenge.
funny, but I didn't laugh out loud.
It's gonna be tough for you guys, because I have decided to only read this thread when I'm alone. Maybe no one will ever succeed...

Some people just have a hard time laughing, whether they are alone or not. I tend to laugh at somethings even when no one is in the room, just because I find it so funny, it's hard not to laugh. But everyone is different, we all have our little things that just make us who we are. Like you say, you seem to be a bit more of a group laugher. (Laugher isn't a real word, I know, but it serves its purpose here.) You seem to be able to laugh, when other people are around you, I don't know all the circumstances where you've laughed in real life, but maybe you just can't laugh at stuff on the computer. Or at least stuff on forums anyway, not really sure. Sorry if I'm not trying to be funny, but I'm just going by what you just said. But then again, maybe someone will somehow post something that will make you laugh, I don't know.

Well even if we can't make Mors laugh, someone should find humour amongst here so its still win
Next try:

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “Okay, now what?”

i catn really make you smile. um...
panty squid?

[edited because I'm an annoying member]