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I've noticed recently that I don't laugh much when I am alone (particularly on the computer). Even when I type "lol", I'm not really laughing out loud, and I'm usually not even smiling! So here's your mission, should you choose to accept it: Post something that makes me laugh. If anyone manages to make me laugh out loud, I will award them 500 of my Viz. Even though it's first come first serve, if a second person does it I may waste another 300 on them!

I know one might wonder if I will tell the truth if I do laugh. I don't really have a use for viz, so you have my word. If that doesn't satisfy you and you think I'll still lie, then don't post.

So...yeah...have at it. Good luck.
I've noticed recently that I don't laugh much when I am alone (particularly on the computer). Even when I type "lol", I'm not really laughing out loud, and I'm usually not even smiling! So here's your mission, should you choose to accept it: Post something that makes me laugh. If anyone manages to make me laugh out loud, I will award them 500 of my Viz. Even though it's first come first serve, if a second person does it I may waste another 300 on them!

I know one might wonder if I will tell the truth if I do laugh. I don't really have a use for viz, so you have my word. If that doesn't satisfy you and you think I'll still lie, then don't post.

So...yeah...have at it. Good luck.
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06-03-09 01:06 AM
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Asian people have funny speech problems. Don't know what I mean? "I heard Obama won de big erection" I bet you know what I mean now.

Asian people have funny speech problems. Don't know what I mean? "I heard Obama won de big erection" I bet you know what I mean now.

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well, he is black.... it could be true.
well, he is black.... it could be true.
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Didn't take long for this thread to turn into a gay sausage fest
Didn't take long for this thread to turn into a gay sausage fest
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Whats a thread without a gay sausage fest and a hint of culture.
Whats a thread without a gay sausage fest and a hint of culture.
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We're talking about the Presidents penis here...that has nothing to do with culture, it's more of a personal interest...very personal.
We're talking about the Presidents penis here...that has nothing to do with culture, it's more of a personal interest...very personal.
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Im talking about the cultural stereotype of a black man having a big penis.
Im talking about the cultural stereotype of a black man having a big penis.
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Isn't it also a stereotype that most black people are criminals? Some of these stereotypes are a little ridiculous and it's not like someone has officially gone out and measured all these dongers from all these different races so how would anyone know that for sure unless they're a meat packer who's packed a lot of meat.
Isn't it also a stereotype that most black people are criminals? Some of these stereotypes are a little ridiculous and it's not like someone has officially gone out and measured all these dongers from all these different races so how would anyone know that for sure unless they're a meat packer who's packed a lot of meat.
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06-03-09 03:02 AM
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Dont know what your getting at with the extra stereotype, the gay sausage is getting bigger though.
Dont know what your getting at with the extra stereotype, the gay sausage is getting bigger though.
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Originally posted by gtwalq
Dont know what your getting at with the extra stereotype, the gay sausage is getting bigger though.

So the gay sauage is having an election? lol(but not really.)
Originally posted by gtwalq
Dont know what your getting at with the extra stereotype, the gay sausage is getting bigger though.

So the gay sauage is having an election? lol(but not really.)
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David - actually they have.... in general terms it goes like this: Black, white, hispanic and then asian in terms of average size. Obviously the range overlaps betweens all the groups but that's the average size.

And yeah.... I blame Rasen.... he's the one that started the gay sausage fest. Not that the rest of us didn't help it along but it's his fault. Maybe he's trying to tell us something!
David - actually they have.... in general terms it goes like this: Black, white, hispanic and then asian in terms of average size. Obviously the range overlaps betweens all the groups but that's the average size.

And yeah.... I blame Rasen.... he's the one that started the gay sausage fest. Not that the rest of us didn't help it along but it's his fault. Maybe he's trying to tell us something!
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I can tell you where the myth came from.
Ok so when white people first went to Africa and met the people, the Africans wernt into clothes much so it was all hanging out.
Now the African men actually had normal sized parts, but because the white people were used to seeing penises in a colder climate, where it shrinks naturally from the cold, in comparison the fully relaxed penises of the African people looked bigger then what they were used to.
If the white guys had of just taken off their pants we might not have the redickulous sayings (pun intended)

Seen on a T-Shirt:
I'm not racist. Racism is a crime. Crimes are for black people

Huh, huh? Funny?
I can tell you where the myth came from.
Ok so when white people first went to Africa and met the people, the Africans wernt into clothes much so it was all hanging out.
Now the African men actually had normal sized parts, but because the white people were used to seeing penises in a colder climate, where it shrinks naturally from the cold, in comparison the fully relaxed penises of the African people looked bigger then what they were used to.
If the white guys had of just taken off their pants we might not have the redickulous sayings (pun intended)

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime. Crimes are for black people

Huh, huh? Funny?
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06-03-09 10:57 AM
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well... I'm not trying to be argumentative but it has actually been studied....

I'm not sure who wanted to measure penises all day but it's true... and I'm not talking about flacid penis size.... I'm talking about erect penis size.

Again, it's just average and the difference isn't major but there is a difference.
well... I'm not trying to be argumentative but it has actually been studied....

I'm not sure who wanted to measure penises all day but it's true... and I'm not talking about flacid penis size.... I'm talking about erect penis size.

Again, it's just average and the difference isn't major but there is a difference.
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Well I just hope this thread isn't the first thing to come up on google when someone searched for 'barack obama's penis' - perhaps when this thread is finished I'll delete it all together to prevent that kind of audience from coming here.

Also, Morsalbus, perhaps you're just a really dull person since you obviously have no sense of humor. Have you ever had thoughts of murdering people by any chance?
Well I just hope this thread isn't the first thing to come up on google when someone searched for 'barack obama's penis' - perhaps when this thread is finished I'll delete it all together to prevent that kind of audience from coming here.

Also, Morsalbus, perhaps you're just a really dull person since you obviously have no sense of humor. Have you ever had thoughts of murdering people by any chance?
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yeah, that might be smart.... although I think you were the first person to say penis.... but I'm not sure.

Oh crap... it was me... nevermind. I was trying to be mature and use the correct words.

[hangs head in shame].... I agree though... we don't need traffic because of a penis thread.
yeah, that might be smart.... although I think you were the first person to say penis.... but I'm not sure.

Oh crap... it was me... nevermind. I was trying to be mature and use the correct words.

[hangs head in shame].... I agree though... we don't need traffic because of a penis thread.
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ok heres a joke "3 guys fight over a girl the girl says "if you guys really love me you will need to bring me the most ping pong balls" all the guys are excited they all leave a year past one guy comes back with 1000 ping pong balls the girl says to wait for the rest of the guys yet another year later another guy comes back he has 2000 they have to wait for the last guy finally the last guy comes back all bloody with a huge bag from a recent trip to an island he says "here they are" the girl says "what" he says "the balls" she replies "these arent ping pong balls" The manays "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH you said ping pong balls i thought you said king kong balls
ok heres a joke "3 guys fight over a girl the girl says "if you guys really love me you will need to bring me the most ping pong balls" all the guys are excited they all leave a year past one guy comes back with 1000 ping pong balls the girl says to wait for the rest of the guys yet another year later another guy comes back he has 2000 they have to wait for the last guy finally the last guy comes back all bloody with a huge bag from a recent trip to an island he says "here they are" the girl says "what" he says "the balls" she replies "these arent ping pong balls" The manays "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH you said ping pong balls i thought you said king kong balls
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Well lets get a break down as to which member has made this thread the dirtiest:


Geeogree:
gay sausage fest x 1
penis x 4

Davideo7
gay sausage fest x 1
meat packer x 1
penis x 2
donger x 1

Rasenganfan2
big erection x 1

Dark Hyren
penises x 3

Morsalbus
gay sausage x 1

gtwalq
gay sausage fest x 2
big penis x 1

erocks09
balls x 6


Looks like I was actually the first to say the actual words and also used the words the most but rasenganfan was the one who brought it up and geeogree is the one that went along with it (takes 2 to start a conversation after all) so than I came in trying to settle things only to make things worst.

So yeah, this could officially be the gayest thread on vizzed board and as long as no females post in it, it'll be a 100% sausage fest
Well lets get a break down as to which member has made this thread the dirtiest:


Geeogree:
gay sausage fest x 1
penis x 4

Davideo7
gay sausage fest x 1
meat packer x 1
penis x 2
donger x 1

Rasenganfan2
big erection x 1

Dark Hyren
penises x 3

Morsalbus
gay sausage x 1

gtwalq
gay sausage fest x 2
big penis x 1

erocks09
balls x 6


Looks like I was actually the first to say the actual words and also used the words the most but rasenganfan was the one who brought it up and geeogree is the one that went along with it (takes 2 to start a conversation after all) so than I came in trying to settle things only to make things worst.

So yeah, this could officially be the gayest thread on vizzed board and as long as no females post in it, it'll be a 100% sausage fest
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wow... that's a lot of penis talk for one thread....

I think this might be better suited for the crazy house at this point? or should we just delete it to save ourselves from getting crazy Obama penis freaks
wow... that's a lot of penis talk for one thread....

I think this might be better suited for the crazy house at this point? or should we just delete it to save ourselves from getting crazy Obama penis freaks
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Morsalbus dude, now this is getting funny, dontcha think?
Classic. Are there alot of "Obama penis freaks" do you think?
Yeah I dont think we need any of those.
Morsalbus dude, now this is getting funny, dontcha think?
Classic. Are there alot of "Obama penis freaks" do you think?
Yeah I dont think we need any of those.
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you never know... I heard a lot of people talking (mostly black women) about how they're only voting for Obama because he was a good looking black man.... they had no other reason. Well, I guess in order to fulfill that fantasy they want to see his penis... wouldn't surprise me really.... people are strange.
you never know... I heard a lot of people talking (mostly black women) about how they're only voting for Obama because he was a good looking black man.... they had no other reason. Well, I guess in order to fulfill that fantasy they want to see his penis... wouldn't surprise me really.... people are strange.
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