Oh yeah, it's happening, after a long absence of making reviews I am back. Today I am reviewing Conker's Bad Fur Day, and before you play this game I recommend being at least 13+.
So the game begins in a cut scene showing Conker "get tanked (Drunk)" and is lost on his way home and ends up going on a long, censored, very censored, funny, journey.
Graphics: ( 9 ) This is the N64, this game looks great for the N64! I cannot stress how good the textures look. Now I don't care if you think my thoughts and opinions are "BS," But I don't care! This is MY review! The graphics were superb at it's time where if you didn't have either a N64 with Mario games and a GameBoy you simply weren't "cool." Just like back in 2007 where if you didn't have Xbox Live and Halo 3 you were a "loser." However, the gameplay sometimes wasn't as fun due to glitchy textures, do if you hate flaws when it comes to graphics I don't recommend this game to you.
Sound: ( 5 ) Oh my gosh! The voice acting was great, but the sound effects were annoying where when you had to do something for a character (Usually a character stuck or trapped) and when you were having a hard time getting to something you'd hear them repeatedly curse at you. REMEMBER--- this game is MATURE! This game contains Sexual References, Blood and Gore, Language, use of Alcohol, and drugs! However sometimes (Again, another glitch), the sound would glitch in and out and would make screeching sounds, glitch or not--- my computer's speaker suck.
Addictiveness: (5) I wasn't what you can call addicted, but there were some things I would personally make a save state for a replay due to it being fun. However many other parts of the game just made me rage, but I'll get back to me raging in the difficulty section of this review.
Story: (10) This story had me laughing and forgetting the game's issues. But you have to remember, my dad, unfortunetly taught me lots of those jokes and I've had the talk-- I know these jokes. But this game is still inappropriate for younger gamers. Even if it's Nintendo's console that doesn't mean they won't let a game with some "That's What She Said" jokes be left out. The story (I guess I'll repeat it) is about a squirrel named Conker who get's really drunk and gets lost and cannot find his way home. The moral of this story kids: Don't get drunk unless you have someone sober to take you home.
Depth: ( 10 ) DANG! This game is pretty long, I mean, there's tons of things to do and lots of characters to meet and talk to. The depth was crazy for a N64 game (Well, I think Legend of Zelda OoT was longer) and had humor, something we ALL want in a game. I hope Microsoft is taking notes on that last part of my sentence!
Difficulty: (10) What makes gamers rage more than anything? Platformers, next to annoying 11 year olds with mics Online. This game was hard even with a Gamepad and had many moments where I constantly had to switch between my Gamepad and keyboard for my laptop. There was a scene where you had to get to the top of what seemed to be a sewage pipe and the sewage would rise up and up and you had to get to the top before it took you to the bottom.
Overall rating: (7.2) This game's hard platforming levels and poor controls are made up for in humor and story with humor! As much as I seem to hate this I hate Digimon waaaaay more than this actually. I would recommend this to any gamer who is looking for a game with good humor, and wants to take a break from all those Pokemon Roms in The Retro Game Room! ~ Kyle Parker Griffith/ Vladimir Torov Tourshev
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