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11-20-12 08:13 PM
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This contest, as mentioned, is for the users on here that make long threads. The contest is simple: the person who makes the longest thread in this will win half of my Viz. This lasts until Dec. 31. Here are the rules: When you're done making a post on here, tell me how many words are in your post. SITE RULES APPLY!!! ANYONE WHO BREAKS THE RULES WILL BE DISQUALIFIED FROM THE CONTEST!!! Good luck and happy typing.






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This contest, as mentioned, is for the users on here that make long threads. The contest is simple: the person who makes the longest thread in this will win half of my Viz. This lasts until Dec. 31. Here are the rules: When you're done making a post on here, tell me how many words are in your post. SITE RULES APPLY!!! ANYONE WHO BREAKS THE RULES WILL BE DISQUALIFIED FROM THE CONTEST!!! Good luck and happy typing.






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12-14-12 06:12 AM
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Can what we post be random?
(A long long runon sentence that I wrote intending to BE long?)







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12-14-12 04:44 PM
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Hidden Phantom : Yea it can be random. Heck put it like your own language and the translation to go with it. It's all up to you how long it is.






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Hidden Phantom : Yea it can be random. Heck put it like your own language and the translation to go with it. It's all up to you how long it is.






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Please note that I may post an updated version once I work on it some more.
With an astounding 2161 words, here it is:



One day I
went out for a walk and I wondered where I was and I didn't know where so I ran
into a building and I staggered around until I fell into a lake but I couldn't
swim so I figured "What the heck," so I grew wings and flew away to
La-La Land where the red fern grows and the guy who plays Barney in that
goody-goody three shoes TV show and he messily ate the cookie that he stole
from the Cookie Monster that retired and turned into that ridicules vegetable
monster and he burped really hard so someone ran away and the tellatubbies ate
old, moldy tubby toast and they got sick and I got bored and one potato two
potato three potato four, five potato six potato seven potato more and I ran
away and I ate one potato two, oh whatever so I played on the Internet with
only 1 bar so I was mad and everyone merged into a chorus line and they sang
but they stink at singing in harmony so they rapped and I don't like rap so I
ran away and they got mad because they thought that their singing was good so
they chased me out of town even though I had already run away as fast as this run-on
sentence that is not done but anyway so I ran and ran and ran and you get the
point so I screamed and stuff and then Prince Charming went to save the
princess but fell off his horse and broke his arms ha ha ha so I read that dumb
story when I was 3 and piggy pie is lima beany corn and beans make you fart but
squishy oranges will make you yak and Alan squishes oranges and plays hockey
with Timmy and it gets stepped on and it explodes all squishy and gross and
nasty and stuff so Mr. Blue Jeans gets mauled by a dog and I get junk mail with
onions and smoked pork butts with BBQ sauce and I am mad because I don't like BBQ
sauce but I eat it anyway and I laugh at you but I play the barintony trombone
so blat blat blat and yummy yummy in my tummy and stale cupcake and oops I did
it again and I reckon I reckon I reckon and I got caught by the chorus line so
I guess I can't say more but that is a lie but I am now officially bored out o'
my skull and I am mad because I got ripped off by some stupid product on TV but
then Jack’s beanstalk got chopped down with Jack still on it so he fell and the
giant fell on him and he got as flat as Alan’s oranges and I somehow managed to
fight back the chorus line with a critic who got them mad and stuff and I ran
but I ran into the critic so the critic punched me and the chorus line punched
him and they got punched by that guy who plays Barney and I flew away and
landed in a garden so some random guy attacked me with a shovel and I defended
myself  
with a iron beam that I just
happened to have in my pocket and I got away and eight potato nine potato ten
potato eleven and the chorus line got beat up by Chuck Norris so I laughed
because they got beat up and stuff so my dog ran around and around and around
for no reason whatsoever and he ate a pine cone and a tree grew in his stomach
so I picked flowers and then ate them and a random animal with an Italian
mustache 
ate Alan’s orange that was
squishy and nasty and gross so I e-mailed some random guy a dumb message about
blubber and he sent me spam mail with Spam in it and the Spam got all over my
mailbox so my dog licked it out and I got more piggy pie from Mr. Blue Jeans
and that random stupid dog so I slapped a slapping bag in the face, and that’s
supposed to be funny because bags don’t have faces, so I laughed and socked
that punching bag guy right in the kisser, and he got all mad and stuff but he
couldn’t get me back because he’s just a bag and I walked away and ate my piggy
pie, but beany corn makes you fart, so I decided to feed the beans to my dog
because he was hungry so I went to the mall and bought cheap sunglasses and I
looked cool but not cool enough so I bought other stuff but then I looked like
a punk rocker and Chuck Norris apparently has something against punk rockers so
he drop-kicked me and stuff so I went to school but I got bored so I started a
food fight and slipped out and drove away even though I couldn’t drive so I
crashed and ditched the scene before some unlicensed lawyer got bribed and
blamed me so the random guy sent me more spam and I sent him lumps of moldy
tubby toast and he got mad and you are probably confused on why I am suddenly
back home away from that chorus line, but pooh-pooh for you and I like cake and
pie and chocolate and the cookie monster’s extra cookies which the guy who
plays Barney 
is still pigging on and
probably getting sick but hey, why would I care, but I am eating dinner which
consists of…HEY LOOK, A BUNNY, but seriously, I am fed up with Dora telling me
what to do so I wrote a hate mail message to her, TAKE THAT DORA, HAHAHA and
weirdos on TV in goofy costumes for a decent pay need to THINK BUDDY, THINK,
and I do the cha-cha in a disco class, so I get an F but I don’t care because
the cha-cha is awesome so I licked a lick pop but that doesn’t matter because a
guy came up and whacked me on the head with the chorus line and it left rapping
in my ears so I slip-slapped them and I sued my dog because after he ate all of
that lima beany corn and he refused to pay, so I made him pay ‘cuz I slapped
Chuck Norris and he ate his Banana Phone ring ring ring and blat-t-t uh
blat-t-t and I say that because I want to-o-o just have fuuuuuun, but I
can’t 
do that with a dumb chorus line
after me, so I read a book but Chuck Norris was knocking on my door over and
over 
and over and over so I found myself
reading the same line over and over so I found myself reading the same line over
and over so I found myself reading the same line over and over so I found
myself reading the same line over and over so I found myself reading the same
line over and over so I found myself reading the same line over and over but I
finally gave up and answered the door and Chuck Norris head butted and
drop-kicked me and Spider Man turned into Spider Fail and threw stringy Silly
String junk and swung over a building but missed and crashed through a window
and the dude in the window threw old, moldy 
tubby toast at him and is this runon sentence over no but the goofy man
filled chorus line and OMG and Elmo was a crazy person
but
then the chorus line caught up to me and beat me into cupcakes and cake in cups
and I screamed and died and undied and nuked the world but then the world was
revived and it came back for some reason so then I ran and ran and ran and I
ran until the chorus line came to their senses and realized that I had come
back to life so they chased me halfway to China and then they chased me the
other half and some troll trolled me in my chat room so I reported him to the
management but he was the management so I was mad so I threw a brick through my
computer and threw it out the window, but because I wasted time with this
stupid troll the chorus line caught up to me, but then I threw stuff of some
variety at them but I only hit like three of them and because the chorus line
is mad at me they threw the stuff of some variety back at me and I yelled at
them because I felt like it and the force of the potato sent them flying and
they flew halfway to China and then they flew the other half but they were
still mad so they bought a plane ticket back so they lost it so they had to
stay and I laughed at them very very very very very much and then I got a new
computer but I didn't have enough money to buy a good computer so I had to get
a Commodore 64 which is weird because they made those things in the 80's and
then I tried to get back at the troll but he reported me to the management but
he was the management so he banned me but I didn't care so I joined Vizzed instead
that rocks my house and my socks off because I am in my house and the socks are
on my feet so technically the socks were rocked inside my house but that is a
futile argument because I am always right and you are always wrong but then I
got hit with the orange puck, but it didn't affect me because I am writing this
four years after I wrote that because I am in high school now but who KNOWS how
old how old I will be once I finish writing this runon sentence that just so
happens to be speeding down the interstate at 75 miles an hour which is how
fast my school bus driver drove down the interstate back when I still rode a
bus to school which was like last year or something and we almost hit this
Toyota or something but all the time it took be to tell that amusing back story
allowed the chorus line to raise enough money to buy a ticket back because they
only need one ticket but I don't know why but anyway they flew back here and
then they chased me around town and it was not cool because I do not run fast
but they run like a person who cannot run even though they are more than one
person who only needs one plane ticket to fly but I got away and I ate dinner
in a diner that only cost nine ninety nine for a five course meal of rice and
toast which a horrible dinner that must be why the diner only has two stars but
then I stole one of their stars because they stink at what they do which is
selling spy gear but it’s the knockoff stuff that you can find at the dollar
store or something along those lines that must be read between to understand
this runon sentence, even though doing that won't enhance your condition
whatsoever, but then I decided not to do anything that would anger the chorus
line, but I decided against my decision and then proceeded to throw many things
at them, and they didn’t like it so they continued to run after me until the
world ended, but I survived the world ending so I started to sing songs that I
have on my Ipod but I eventually became bored with that and I can’t afford to
put games on it because most games are stupid and the good ones are all like
seven bucks, what a rip off, but then Chuck Norris realized that I had just
ordered MacDonald's so he barged into my house to steal it and my money too but I
said “Nope, none for you” and then he said NO and stole it and jammed it down
his face but then he got indigestion and I laughed for a long time and I laughed
until he regained consciousness and I really misspelled that word really bad
but then the autocorre
ct fixed it so I was like “cool” and then I went to sleep
at about 7 in the morning and slept for an hour
before waking up the next
morning to run a marathon.



Please note that I may post an updated version once I work on it some more.
With an astounding 2161 words, here it is:



One day I
went out for a walk and I wondered where I was and I didn't know where so I ran
into a building and I staggered around until I fell into a lake but I couldn't
swim so I figured "What the heck," so I grew wings and flew away to
La-La Land where the red fern grows and the guy who plays Barney in that
goody-goody three shoes TV show and he messily ate the cookie that he stole
from the Cookie Monster that retired and turned into that ridicules vegetable
monster and he burped really hard so someone ran away and the tellatubbies ate
old, moldy tubby toast and they got sick and I got bored and one potato two
potato three potato four, five potato six potato seven potato more and I ran
away and I ate one potato two, oh whatever so I played on the Internet with
only 1 bar so I was mad and everyone merged into a chorus line and they sang
but they stink at singing in harmony so they rapped and I don't like rap so I
ran away and they got mad because they thought that their singing was good so
they chased me out of town even though I had already run away as fast as this run-on
sentence that is not done but anyway so I ran and ran and ran and you get the
point so I screamed and stuff and then Prince Charming went to save the
princess but fell off his horse and broke his arms ha ha ha so I read that dumb
story when I was 3 and piggy pie is lima beany corn and beans make you fart but
squishy oranges will make you yak and Alan squishes oranges and plays hockey
with Timmy and it gets stepped on and it explodes all squishy and gross and
nasty and stuff so Mr. Blue Jeans gets mauled by a dog and I get junk mail with
onions and smoked pork butts with BBQ sauce and I am mad because I don't like BBQ
sauce but I eat it anyway and I laugh at you but I play the barintony trombone
so blat blat blat and yummy yummy in my tummy and stale cupcake and oops I did
it again and I reckon I reckon I reckon and I got caught by the chorus line so
I guess I can't say more but that is a lie but I am now officially bored out o'
my skull and I am mad because I got ripped off by some stupid product on TV but
then Jack’s beanstalk got chopped down with Jack still on it so he fell and the
giant fell on him and he got as flat as Alan’s oranges and I somehow managed to
fight back the chorus line with a critic who got them mad and stuff and I ran
but I ran into the critic so the critic punched me and the chorus line punched
him and they got punched by that guy who plays Barney and I flew away and
landed in a garden so some random guy attacked me with a shovel and I defended
myself  
with a iron beam that I just
happened to have in my pocket and I got away and eight potato nine potato ten
potato eleven and the chorus line got beat up by Chuck Norris so I laughed
because they got beat up and stuff so my dog ran around and around and around
for no reason whatsoever and he ate a pine cone and a tree grew in his stomach
so I picked flowers and then ate them and a random animal with an Italian
mustache 
ate Alan’s orange that was
squishy and nasty and gross so I e-mailed some random guy a dumb message about
blubber and he sent me spam mail with Spam in it and the Spam got all over my
mailbox so my dog licked it out and I got more piggy pie from Mr. Blue Jeans
and that random stupid dog so I slapped a slapping bag in the face, and that’s
supposed to be funny because bags don’t have faces, so I laughed and socked
that punching bag guy right in the kisser, and he got all mad and stuff but he
couldn’t get me back because he’s just a bag and I walked away and ate my piggy
pie, but beany corn makes you fart, so I decided to feed the beans to my dog
because he was hungry so I went to the mall and bought cheap sunglasses and I
looked cool but not cool enough so I bought other stuff but then I looked like
a punk rocker and Chuck Norris apparently has something against punk rockers so
he drop-kicked me and stuff so I went to school but I got bored so I started a
food fight and slipped out and drove away even though I couldn’t drive so I
crashed and ditched the scene before some unlicensed lawyer got bribed and
blamed me so the random guy sent me more spam and I sent him lumps of moldy
tubby toast and he got mad and you are probably confused on why I am suddenly
back home away from that chorus line, but pooh-pooh for you and I like cake and
pie and chocolate and the cookie monster’s extra cookies which the guy who
plays Barney 
is still pigging on and
probably getting sick but hey, why would I care, but I am eating dinner which
consists of…HEY LOOK, A BUNNY, but seriously, I am fed up with Dora telling me
what to do so I wrote a hate mail message to her, TAKE THAT DORA, HAHAHA and
weirdos on TV in goofy costumes for a decent pay need to THINK BUDDY, THINK,
and I do the cha-cha in a disco class, so I get an F but I don’t care because
the cha-cha is awesome so I licked a lick pop but that doesn’t matter because a
guy came up and whacked me on the head with the chorus line and it left rapping
in my ears so I slip-slapped them and I sued my dog because after he ate all of
that lima beany corn and he refused to pay, so I made him pay ‘cuz I slapped
Chuck Norris and he ate his Banana Phone ring ring ring and blat-t-t uh
blat-t-t and I say that because I want to-o-o just have fuuuuuun, but I
can’t 
do that with a dumb chorus line
after me, so I read a book but Chuck Norris was knocking on my door over and
over 
and over and over so I found myself
reading the same line over and over so I found myself reading the same line over
and over so I found myself reading the same line over and over so I found
myself reading the same line over and over so I found myself reading the same
line over and over so I found myself reading the same line over and over but I
finally gave up and answered the door and Chuck Norris head butted and
drop-kicked me and Spider Man turned into Spider Fail and threw stringy Silly
String junk and swung over a building but missed and crashed through a window
and the dude in the window threw old, moldy 
tubby toast at him and is this runon sentence over no but the goofy man
filled chorus line and OMG and Elmo was a crazy person
but
then the chorus line caught up to me and beat me into cupcakes and cake in cups
and I screamed and died and undied and nuked the world but then the world was
revived and it came back for some reason so then I ran and ran and ran and I
ran until the chorus line came to their senses and realized that I had come
back to life so they chased me halfway to China and then they chased me the
other half and some troll trolled me in my chat room so I reported him to the
management but he was the management so I was mad so I threw a brick through my
computer and threw it out the window, but because I wasted time with this
stupid troll the chorus line caught up to me, but then I threw stuff of some
variety at them but I only hit like three of them and because the chorus line
is mad at me they threw the stuff of some variety back at me and I yelled at
them because I felt like it and the force of the potato sent them flying and
they flew halfway to China and then they flew the other half but they were
still mad so they bought a plane ticket back so they lost it so they had to
stay and I laughed at them very very very very very much and then I got a new
computer but I didn't have enough money to buy a good computer so I had to get
a Commodore 64 which is weird because they made those things in the 80's and
then I tried to get back at the troll but he reported me to the management but
he was the management so he banned me but I didn't care so I joined Vizzed instead
that rocks my house and my socks off because I am in my house and the socks are
on my feet so technically the socks were rocked inside my house but that is a
futile argument because I am always right and you are always wrong but then I
got hit with the orange puck, but it didn't affect me because I am writing this
four years after I wrote that because I am in high school now but who KNOWS how
old how old I will be once I finish writing this runon sentence that just so
happens to be speeding down the interstate at 75 miles an hour which is how
fast my school bus driver drove down the interstate back when I still rode a
bus to school which was like last year or something and we almost hit this
Toyota or something but all the time it took be to tell that amusing back story
allowed the chorus line to raise enough money to buy a ticket back because they
only need one ticket but I don't know why but anyway they flew back here and
then they chased me around town and it was not cool because I do not run fast
but they run like a person who cannot run even though they are more than one
person who only needs one plane ticket to fly but I got away and I ate dinner
in a diner that only cost nine ninety nine for a five course meal of rice and
toast which a horrible dinner that must be why the diner only has two stars but
then I stole one of their stars because they stink at what they do which is
selling spy gear but it’s the knockoff stuff that you can find at the dollar
store or something along those lines that must be read between to understand
this runon sentence, even though doing that won't enhance your condition
whatsoever, but then I decided not to do anything that would anger the chorus
line, but I decided against my decision and then proceeded to throw many things
at them, and they didn’t like it so they continued to run after me until the
world ended, but I survived the world ending so I started to sing songs that I
have on my Ipod but I eventually became bored with that and I can’t afford to
put games on it because most games are stupid and the good ones are all like
seven bucks, what a rip off, but then Chuck Norris realized that I had just
ordered MacDonald's so he barged into my house to steal it and my money too but I
said “Nope, none for you” and then he said NO and stole it and jammed it down
his face but then he got indigestion and I laughed for a long time and I laughed
until he regained consciousness and I really misspelled that word really bad
but then the autocorre
ct fixed it so I was like “cool” and then I went to sleep
at about 7 in the morning and slept for an hour
before waking up the next
morning to run a marathon.



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Chapter 1
It was a beautiful day.
Ben was very bored. He decided to go on the Internet. He was just browsing,
when he saw an ad that interested him. It read, "Cheap flights to Mato
Asia for less than $1." He had read about Mato Asia in books, and he knew
it was a nice place to visit. Since Ben did not have much money, this ad was
ideal. He notified his sister Eliza and his brother Envo, and they said they
would come along to see what it would be like. When Ben went to tell his other
sister Efrutiva; however, something terrible happened. Efrutiva screamed in her
room "Mato Asia is owned by me and I will never let anyone in!" Now
you may be thinking, "Well, it's just a scream. What's so bad about
that?" Well, Efrutiva's screams are louder than a roaring lion.
They burn your ears. So Ben ran downstairs and
outside. He went to the Complaint Center. He put in a complaint reading,
"My sister Efrutiva is lying that she owns Mato Asia so I can't go."
Just then, an employee came up and read Ben's complaint. He said to Ben:
"Kill Efrutiva.". Those were his only words, then he walked off.
Ben
went back home.  He read a book on kiling
people. He went into Efrutiva's room and no one was there, so he used his
Spy-Camera to spy on Efrutiva. He saw Efrutiva on a flight to Mato Asia, unpacking
her Trap-Fast tablets. Ben ran downstairs. He notified Envo and Eliza. They
said: “We figured she would
make a trap. We made Anti-Trap tablets to help.” They decided that they would wait a
while to go to Mato Asia, because the tablets contained magic that would take
several days to settle.
Ben
went outside with no explanation. He ran to a restaurant and ordered
Envoburgers for Envo, because he looked hungry at home. He went home with the
Envoburgers. On the way, he saw his old friend Pickles. Now you are probably
thinking: “Why is he named
Pickles? That’s a weird name.” Well, he likes pickles a lot. He ate
all the pickles at Ben’s
Pickle Corner (a pickle resturant) and made the whole city short of pickles one
day. Anyway, Pickles said: “Hey
, Mr.Ben. You know how much I love pickles? Well, could you please go to the
store and get me a jar or two? Anyway, bye.” Ben agreed, and walked out to Ben’s Shopping Suite (yes, Ben is famous)
and bought him two jars of Envo’s
Pickles. He went to pay for the pickles. Since he was the owner of the store,
he got them for free. He ran to Pickles’s house and went inside. He decided to
stay and chat. Pickles’s
house was very dark. He sat on the rugged couch. Ben asked: “What’s new?” Pickles said that his mother died
yesterday. Ben was astonished. He knew his mother, and she was in good health
before.
Ben
asked: “Why did she die?” Pickles answered: “She went to the zoo and got bitten by a
loose snake. She died before the hospital staff could come.” Ben said: “Well, that’s sad. Anyway, I’d better be going.”
Ben
ran to his office. (Ben works for a company that makes toilet paper.) He was
the founder. He went into room 9001 (his office) and took out the Book of Life.
He read some of the measures for having a better life. Eventually Ben became
bored, so he put a request to Toilet Paper (the employee of the month) to make
1337 rolls of toilet paper. Ben went to the library and read some books. Ben
eventually went all around town doing everything imaginable. He went back home
and got his car. He drove to the next town and started doing “stuff” there too. He decided to go home.
However, he was very tired, so he took a nap. He was awakened by a scream.
People were screaming “OVER
9000!” Ben was very
confused. He went outside, and so did Eliza and Envo. (Remember, Efrutiva is
now in Mato Asia.) The boys (and one girl) saw a squad of knights. They were
the Over 9000 club knights. Ben and Envo and Eliza remembered they came once a
year to see who liked Over 9000. In a flash the knights were gone, and Ben went
back to sleep, because he only managed to sleep for 00000000000.1 miliseconds.
Chapter
2
When Ben woke up, he decided to go join Over 9000. He took a
bus to the Over 9000 Club base, and he paid $13,379,001.00 Since the cashiers
were very dumb, they gave Ben his money back and let him in anyway. He went to
the Newbie room, and took the Over 9000 scream tutorial. He screamed loud and
wide: “OVER 9000 RULES, OVER 9000 IS THE BEST! OVER 9000 IS 9001, AND THAT IS
THE BEST.” He went to the Club Area, and started dancing and singing. He then
saw a blue bus pull up in the reserved driveway, and over 9000 people came out.
They all came in the window and a door appeared out of nowhere. All the knights
and people (and Ben) went in. Beyond that door was a dark, cold hallway with an
old-looking door at the end. Suddently, everybody but Ben disappeared and Ben
fell through the floor. Ben found himself in a cold, wet hallway. Ben saw a
treasure chest marked “It’s over 9000!” Ben opened it and found over 9000
pieces of gold. Ben saw a door marked “Escape Route”. Ben entered it. All of a
sudden, Ben appeared in front of the clubhouse.
Scared and confused, Ben went back
home, only to see that he was stuck in an alternate universe.(When Ben went
through the door, he went into the alternate universe.) His house was haunted,
and Envo and Eliza were ghosts. Ben went to his office. He saw his office was
now a tall factory that was haunted by slime. He went into his office and saw
ghosts. Ben was very scared. His biggest fear was ghosts. He ran to Pickles’s
house. He saw Pickles was gone, and his mother was haunting the house. Ben sat
on the couch and looked in front of himself. He saw a figure in black and
white. It was…..Pickles. The ghost Pickles roared to scare Ben off. He
succeded. Ben ran off and saw that outside the sky was black. He ran to where
the Over 9000 club was (the place he had gotten into this universe from) and
saw it was now……gone.
Ben thought: “I must find a way out of
this spooky universe.” All of a sudden, Ben saw a door locked to the floor that
was marked Escape Route. Ben went through the door and found himself in a
garden at night. Ben saw that it was like his garden at home, but the town
around him was empty and his door and window were locked. He decided to run
into the distance. He saw the Over 9000 club like it was before he came into
this weird universe. He ran past it and towards his hometown. He saw…….home.,
just as it was before, all nice and neat. He went to his house and explained to
Envo and Eliza why he was so late. They said they would have nightmares. The
next morning, Envo and Eliza complained to Ben because the story gave them
nightmares. Envo reported: “It was a huge….slime….ghost in the tower with
graves.” Eliza reported “It was a town…yes…a town…nothing more said.” Envo and
Eliza went to their portable jail and arrested Ben. Ben apologized. They let
him out of jail.
Envo and Ben went to the local arcade
to play videogames. Eliza, however, stayed at home and read a book. Envo and
Ben played a game called “SuperStar” You would control a master guy and your
friend (2nd player) would control a servant guy. You had
to beat up the servant. Envo became very tired, so they went home. Ben had some
math homework to do. His first problem was: “1797427498739795693475 times
68658734658746857634856387456874658?” Ben almost threw up. He ran to Master
Calculator's house and showed him the problem. Master Calculator exploded in a
nuclear explosion. Ben, Envo and Eliza took their stuff and ran for their
lives. All of a sudden, they found themselves in a city named Darkendville.
(Weird name huh?) They saw that all their friends had found themselves in
Darkendville aswell.Suddently, Ben noticed things were disappearing. Buildings
were vanishing, and everybody but Ben and Envo and Eliza disappeared.
Suddenly, a void appeared. It sucked in
Ben and Envo and Eliza. They found themselves at a weird castle, that was black
colored. Twoweird
computers appeared, and they started analyzing Ben and Envo and Eliza.
They said: “ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO RESTART. ELIZA AND ENVO AND BEN,WHO ARE THE
DEMONS OF TIME, HAVE BEEN DETECTED!!!!!!1111 INTRUDER ALERT. INTRUDER ALERT.”
Ben said: Wow!!!!111!!111!!! The demons of time? Suddently, a large fish appeared.
He ate the castle and said: “Hello mystic beings of darkness. I have come to
alert you that you have recently violated two Universe Portals laws:A. Entering
Alternate Universe G (for ghosts) and B. Putting an impossible calculation into
my cousin. You have 2 choices. A. Go to jail or B. Go back to the alternate
universe G and complete a task for me.” Ben said: “What's the task?”
Chapter 3
The fish said: “Spend a week in my Ghost Hotel and
surviiiiiivvvvveeeeeee!!!!!!” Suddently, Ben and Envo and Eliza appeared
outside the alternate universe version of Ben's workplace. Ben saw a label he
never saw before. It read: “Ghost Hotel.
Suuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrvvvvvvvvvvvviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeee!”
They all went in. It seemed like a normal, non-haunted hotel at first, until
they were climbing up the stairs to their room. Ben said: “Did you see that
ghost?” Indeed, it was a ghost. The lights turned off and the windows closed.
They ran upstairs, but the ghost followed them. Ben, Envo and Eliza jumped out
the window, only to be pulled into a void.
They found themselves in their own home
universe, peaceful and okay. Ben sighed in relief. He went home, but guess who
was waiting there? That's right! It was..... the evil fish. He said: “MUAHAHAHAH!!
YOU DARE NOT OBEY MY ORDER???????? THAN YOU SHALL DIE!!!!!” And so the battle
began.
The battle between the two raged, and
raged, until the fish exploded in a nuclear explosion. Guess who was inside the
fish? That's right! It was.............EFRUTIVA! Yes, you didn't slip up
reading. She said: “MUAHAHAH! THAT WAS MY TRICK!!!!11!!1111!” She said that she
rented a fish costume from CostuMan. Ben said: “CostuMan??? He's the guy
that...that... was the cashier at Ghost Hotel..” Suddently, Efrutiva said:
“FIRE!”
Many
employees of Ghost Hotel (including the ghost they saw) came out and fired
super-guns at Ben and Envo and Eliza. Ben and Envo and Eliza all ran towards
the Over 9000 club. Ben had a flashback to the blue bus at Over 9000. He was
watching the flashback video (recorded on the Flashback Center on his
EyeCamera) and saw Efrutiva come out of the bus. Ben looked up at the Over 9000
clubhouse.
It was deserted. Inside, it was all run
down. Ben went in the direction of Darkendsville. He saw it was also run down.
Suddently, Ben saw Efrutiva on one of the run down skyscrapers. She said: “Hey!
Darkendsville was my idea for a trap!” Ben opened his closed eyes and nearly
exploded in suprise. Ben took out a gun from his backpack and fired lasers at
Efrutiva. Efrutiva suddently disappeared into a void. Everything in
Darkendsville collapsed. Ben ran back to the remains of his hometown, and saw
Pickles, highly injured, lying in the remains. Pickles said: “I'm.....
dying.....save.......me.....by.....getting.....me.....some.....pickles......”
and fainted.
Ben and Envo and Eliza walked over to
the remains of their house. It had collapsed in the explosion. Ben saw his bed
was the only thing intact. Suddenly, he and Envo and Eliza were sucked into the
bed. They saw lots of light coming from nowhere. They saw a monster ahead of
them. They ran, but the monster exploded revealing....... you know who.....
Efrutiva! Efrutiva said: “You'll....never....get....AWAY! DIE!”
Many
ghosts came out and ate Ben and Envo and Eliza. Ben and Envo and Eliza found
themselves inside the ghosts. They saw the GOG (Gem of Ghosting) and picked it
up. They all morphed into spooky ghosts and said: “ALL HAIL
EFRUTIVA!!1!!11111!!11!!111!” They all ran away and jumped out of the ghost's
mouth and hugged Efrutiva. Efrutiva whispered: “YES! YES! I DID IT!!!!!111
WOOT!!!! I'M 1337!!!!11!1!!!”
Efrutiva ordered Ben and Envo and Eliza
to go and round up some people around the world for “ghosting”, as Efrutiva
called it. They agreed and took Efrutiva Airlines to Antarctica, where they
captured some scientists and took them back to the Ghosting Center to ghost
them. By screaming “EFRUTIVA= 1337”, anyghost (yes that's one word) could ghost
somebody, making them a ghost and brainwashing them to work for Efrutiva. The
GOG was an artifact left inside ghosts after ghosting, and it also had the
power to ghost someone.
Ben and Envo and Eliza were given  a temporary ghost, for
1010101010101010101010010101001010101 milleniums. They suddenly appeared in
front of their hometown, and they noticed they were no longer ghosts. They took
out the Revival Spray to revive the town. Ben noticed something strange on the
package. It read:”GET REVIVE-SPRAY TO REVIVE THE ZOMETOWNS” (grammar and
spelling and caps intentional) Ben sprayed the Revive-spray around the room,
but the only thing that happened was that Efrutiva came up and said:
“MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH! YOU DARE USE MY SPRAY???//???/////??////??? THEN YOU SHALL
DIEEEEEEEEE!!1!!1111111!!111!111!!” Efrutiva summoned her minions to attack.
Ben and Envo and Eliza were captured and taken to the Tower of Efrutiva,
(previously the Ghost Hotel) and they were (almost) eaten by ghosts. One day of
suffering, Ben saw a door labled Escape Route, and told Envo and Eliza. They
(oviously) went through the escape route, and saw time restored. They thought:
That Efrutiva.....shall DIEEEEEEEEE!
Ben said: Let's go to Anon Arcade
first, because I want to play SuperStar. Ben and Envo and Eliza went to Anon
Arcade and played, and played, and played, and played (repeat x9001).
Eventually, they were tired and they went home. Ben went online and made a
website at www.mariorulesandmorestuff.webs.comwww.mariorulesandmorestuff.webs.comwww.mariorulesandmorestuff.webs.comwww.mariorulesandmorestuff.webs.com  (Go there... ) He
realized just then that the web hosting he used was..... Efrutiva's Evil
Ghostly Web Hosting. Efrutiva popped out of his ancient Windows 9 (remember,
this takes place in 9999) computer, and started mocking Ben. They had a battle
to the death, and Efrutiva gave up and warped herself away. Ben decided to go
play his VGHC (V=Video G=Games H=Home C=Console) and he put the SuperStar
793847297348736487536485763487568374658736485 Home Edition disk in it. He
started playing on Save File 9001. He was on level -0Mb-8Yz4G (you get 2 points
if you understood any of that) which was the Haunted Level.
Ben was
happily playing, when he noticed something out of the ordinary. The level map
was shaped like the Ghost Hotel's top floor. Suddenly, CostuMan jumped out of
the screen and said: “I HAUNTED YOUR GAME! EFRUTIVA!!!!!! I HACKED THE VGHC AND
GOT TO BEN!!!1!!!!111111111! I'M
1337!111111111!!11111!1!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!1111!!!11111!!11!!!1!1!111!!!11111!!1!!!

Ben looked up
at the screen and saw an 123456789-bit sprite of the ghost hotel ghost. The
ghost said:  “You shall..dieee!!1” and
exploded. Ben went to his computer. It had 1 mhz, so he had to wait
1010101010010111101001010101001100 hours to boot it up. Ben went to www.goggle.com  in an attempt to search the web. Many popups
popped up, and Ben's computer was destroyed. Ben said: “I have to buy a new
computer then. Let's go to CompuShop.”
Ben used $9001
(in today's dollars $00000000000.1) to buy a computer. It turned out to be a ripoff,
running Windows 95. Ben installed the
“Upgrade-Your-Computer-to-Windows-999999999-Set.” It turned out to be a virus.
A popup came up on his computer screen that said:”I GAVE YOU THE EFRUTIVA VIRUS
SIGNED EFRUTIVA 5.......4.......3.............2..........1..........”. And so,
Ben called 91191991999111 (the emergency number in 9999) and heard nothing but
rabid pigs crying. Ben ran outside and was so fed up, he ran to the I'm 1337
club (formerly Over 9000) and called to the 1337 1337ers. They gave him nothing
but some diamonds marked “MAGICAL SECRET TO NOBODY”.
Ben opened up
a diamond and found a sweet chocolate, but decided not to eat it because he saw
“SHIPPED FROM EFRUTIVALAND” and it also said “MADE BY EFRUTIVA SWEETS”. Ben
threw them in the garbage. Suddenly, Ben saw everything was Efrutiva! He picked
up some more sweets, but they all said the same thing. All toys were branded
“EFRUTIVA ENTERPRIZES” and all food was “APPROVED BY EFRUTIVA” and all
computers were branded “ACCEPTED BY EFRUTIVA HERSELF”. Ben even saw his house
was “PARTLY OWNED BY EFRUTIVA HOUSING” and all websites were “MODERATED BY
EFRUTIVA” and “HOSTED BY EFRUTIVA HOSTING”.
Ben escaped
quickly into a nearby cave. He saw blue walls all around him, and 100000
Efrutiva clones. Ben took his Mecha-Calcu and calculated
98753987589357759875983745943857 + 7686887687687687687686876876876 x
987979879867879797976576576. Ben decided to call Pickles on his cellphone, but
as the lines had been destroyed in the nucatom explosion, it led to some lady
saying:"You have reached Efrutiva-" Ben disconnected. Everything was
Efrutiva.
Ben decided to
stop Efrutiva forever, and he warped to the Anti-Efrutiva Center in Pato Asia.He
set up a meeting with Anti Efrutiva, the CEO, and Ben talked with him about everything
Efrutiva. They decided to have nuclear war against Efrutiva, so they set up the
most powerful kind of nuclear bomb.... the nucatom bomb! They put it on top of
Efrutiva HQ in Zato Asia, but the HQ warped to Kato Asia. The same thing
happened again, and again (repeat x9001), then Efrutiva shut down the HQ and
Ben and Anti, the CEO of Anti-Efrutiva Center, decided to try again tommorow.
Ben decided to
play more SuperStar, (yes, he's addicted) but his VGHC exploded nucatommically,
and Ben died, and he went to EfruHell, where he did the following unfun things:

•Ate
nuclear toast
Played
a HellGHC
Drank
electrical blood
Used
a Windows 05 computer in a attempt to acsess the Internet, but failed as the
proccessor was 1Hz
Bathed
in lava
Owned a cellphone that was man-eating
Was forced to wear a mud suit
Chapter 4
Ben saw a door labled Escape Route, and he went through
it, but Ben got trapped in the remains of Pickles's house!. Ben slunk his way
out, and explored the exploded town. He saw:
•His office was a couple
charred sticks.
Ben's house was some planks of wood, but it had
collapsed.
Pickles's house was ruined inside and outside. Here's
what the rooms looked like:
Living room: Couch ripped, room collapsing.
Bathroom: Completely in the ground and collapsed.
Bedroom: Bed in pieces, room itself pretty much
underground.
Upstairs: Ben coulden't look because the stairs had
collapsed.
Pickles, or even his body, was nowhere to be found.
Suddenly, the town revived itself. Pickles came up and
said:”Town's revived itself, hm?”
Ben ran to his house. He called to Envo:”Let's play some
VGHC!”. Envo came down and played SuperStar
829473985736847563746587365836578368756385634853685763947364578364583765873658734657836458736857368756877897898248726492798410179470847823749264
Home Edition for VGHC, also in GAGAGAGGAGAGAAGGAGAGGA Video Games CATridge
format. Ben went to the video game store and bought the SuperStar's Land game
that just came out. Ben played it, and found that it was a bootleg copy, that
didn't work. Ben complained to the store manager, as he had paid
$372,949,238,749,827,958,927,502,509,385,038,049 for a cheap bootleg. The store
manager said: “Have fun with no money!” and stormed off. Ben ordered a VGHC PO
(portable) from www.mariorulesandmorestuff.webs.com
. It came 7 miliseconds later, and it came with SuperStar Land 6 Portable and
Rouno's Place 5. They were both fighting games.
Ben had never heard of Rouno's Place before, so he
played it first. Here's the level list.
•Level 1-Efrutiva's Level
Level 2- Efrutiva's Level
Level 3- ^^
Ben ordered another VGHC PO game, called “The
Adventures Of Some Guy.” Ben eventually had enough of the VGHC PO, and ordered
the PO2, that came with 1 game, “Efrutiva's Ghost Hotel Bashout,
Surviiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!.”
Ben played it, and found that the first town was
Darkendsville. Ben walked into the Ghost Hotel, and found the ghost that
attacked him, Ma-Ghost. It looked like 3 Za-Ghosts, and 2 Ha-Ghosts. It was the
hardest boss ever. When Ben reset the game, he saw the scary sprite of
Ma-Ghost, not the title screen. Ben nearly commited suicide, especially because
Darkendsville had scary music.
The music went like this:
I'M EFRUTIVA BOP DE DODODODO... I'M THE SUBLIMINAL DOO
DOOOOOOO...
Ben fell unconsious. Efrutiva came and laughed
suspiciously. Ben woke up in Darkendsville. Ben nearly fell unconsious again
when he saw Efrutiva in a UFO. The UFO crashed, and Ben felll through the floor
in fright and blow. Ben found himself in an alternate universe, called the
Universe F (for fright). Ben found himself in a haunted house. A philosopher
came up to him and burned him, and Ben was sent to a hellspital. In the
hellspital they tortured Ben, and Ben was eventually healed.
Suddenly, one day in Alternate Universe F, Ben saw a
friendly alien, that took Ben to a skyscraper in Fruinalesville. The skyscraper
was a company head quarters that made cheap video game bootlegs and
creeeepppppyyyyyppppaaaasssttttaaassss! They were making “SuperStar
Land 9748459573 Bootleg Edition.” It was a creepypasta in which you
were in the Ghost Hotel and you had to escape. Ben bought it, and played it on
the VGHC Portable, and Ben saw Efrutiva in Level 1, and Efrutiva put Ben under
a curse that caused ben to disappear into a portal every few miliseconds.
Envo and Eliza heard of the curse, and made a video game
to raise money for going to Efrutiva HQ. It was called “Envo
and Eliza’s Adventure, Save Ben from Efrutiva and kill Efrutiva!”
(long title huh?) It was, however, soon bootlegged by the Fruinalesville team.
The bootleg was released massively, which caused massive suicides due to Darkendsville.
The bootleg team got rich, and they joined Efrutiva, which caused them to be
featured in Envo and Eliza’s still-in-the-works video game.
Efrutiva became ruler of the world.
Envo decided to warp through time to the future. He saw
kids in schools studying the “Efrutivan Dark Ages”
and how “Ben” saved the world. Envo was satisfied,
and he went back. Efrutiva was busy nuking some cities with nucatom bombs.  Envo and Eliza were nearly killed after being
invited to a fireworks show in which THEY
were the Fireworks. Efrutiva came out of the crowd on the show and picked up a
magic gem out of her pocket. Efrutiva turned into Nice Efrutiva, and turned off
the fireworks, then she turned into Evil Efrutiva, and took advantage to lie a
trap door disguised as a mouthwatering cake. Envo and Eliza fell for it, and
found themselves in a basement. A old man said to Envo and Eliza:”To
escape you must go into the dark universe that was made long ago and sealed for
almost forever until…..never.”
Envo
and Eliza went towards the door labled Portal. They found themselves in the
Dimensional Hole of 100 Trials. Here are the trials they went through:
•Trial 1:Eat muffins
Trial 2: ^^
and so on…. They eventually reached the end, and saw the
sacred Gate To Alternate Universe D (for dark) and they opened it.
Unfortunately, Evil Efrutiva was on the other side, and sent Envo and Eliza
back to the beginning of the trials, with harder trials then the ones they took
previously. The same thing happened to Envo and Eliza, and again, and
again,,,,,, (repeat x9001) Envo called the World Help Number at 999 179 32 34
and found some guy on the phone who was having a bad day quite oviously, but
bothered to help. He promised he would kill Efrutiva and rescue Ben.
He jumped out of the phone and started
eating bannanza burgers. He warped to Mato Asia and ate Efrutiva HQ. Efrutiva
escaped, but her army were killed and Efrutiva ran to Base 2. The Efrutiva War
started. Tons of Efrutiva clones invaded the universe. Efrutiva News Network
called it:“the
biggest war ever.”, before its
station was knocked down by a missle. Efrutiva raced through the universe,
killing ants. Efrutiva gave everybody in the world remaining including Ben, who
had his curse taken off, an invitation to the remains of Efrutiva HQ. Efrutiva
locked everybody in the remains of Efrutiva Jail. In Efrutiva Jail Cabin
Efrutiva and CostuMan were talking. Here is their dialogue:
Efrutiva: Ben has been revived. He will launch his
attack soon. What should we do?
CostuMan:
Do you think I care? You’re
the leader, do what you want!
Efrutiva:
Well, I’m the leader, so JUST
LISTEN!!!!!1!!11!!!11!
CostuMan:
OK, OK,,,,,,,, I guess we could use nucatomic explosions….
Efrutiva:
No. Ben will think of that first.
CostuMan:
What about LegenGOLDNwcGun?
Efrutiva:Um….OK. Let’s get it ready for tommorow.
Meanwhile,
at Ben and Envo and Eliza’s
house…
Ben:That
was scary! How’s the Efrutiva
killing process going along?
Envo:
Not too well. Eliza, what rare gun should we use?
Eliza:Let’s use the LegenGOLDNwcGun.
Envo:
Ok. Let’s get it fired up.
Chapter
5
The
next day…….
Ben
and Envo and Eliza and Efrutiva and CostuMan got up.
Ben
decided to use his SpyCamera on Efrutiva. She was bombing some Anti-Efrutiva
buildings. Ben decided to use TimeAlter to make the day last 9001 hours, before
they had to do the ultimate duel with Efrutiva at night. Ben went to work. He
now developed games for the VGHC-Now with Functionality! Ben used the
Bad-Game-Making-Machine to make a game in which you had to eat meat while
breaking the controller while punching your head. Ben made it, and it became
the best selling video game-like piece of badly made art of all time.
Why
did it become best-selling? Because Ben bought out every copy as he shipped it
out to stores. Then Ben recalled every game to himself, so he got
$9,284,792,873,498,249,823,749,823,749,823,749,827,349,873,956,348,756,837,465,873,465,783,468,753,648,756,384,756,837,456,873,468,573,465,873,465,736,957,367,563,985,739,653,765.87
and became the richest person in the world. Ben decided to call Efrutiva. He
found a scary voice saying: “MUAHAHA
YOU HAVE REACHED EFRUTIVA THIS IS A POINT OF NO RETURN MUAHHAH AHAHA HAHA”. Ben hung up. He took out his old NES
and played SuperNEDStAr WeIrd CaPiTaLS EdItIoN. It was the worst game he had
ever played. It was so bad he decided to mail it and his NES to Efrutiva
marked: Best Video Game Ever. Meanwhile, at Efrutiva’s place:
Efrutiva:
“Look!!!!! We just got a NES and the best video game ever in the mail!111 Let’s
play!!!!!” Efrutiva hooked up the NES to her TV. Her TV exploded, causing the
collapse of Efrutiva HQ.
Efrutiva decided to fly to Africa so
Elephant Brano could eat her. Ben had also decided to go to Africa, and Ben and
Efrutiva met up on the Train for Evil. Efrutiva, seeing this as a chance to
fight, was about to fire her LegenGOLDNwcGun, but she wanted to keep the
elephant alive. Instead, she sent a computer virus to Ben’s laptop, that
automatically erases everything and replaces it with a picture of Efrutiva and
CostuMan and her other minions posing. Ben became so angry he fired nucatomic
bombs at Efrutiva and Elephant Brano. Elephant Brano died, but Efrutiva and Ben
(and Envo and Eliza) escaped in time.
Ben was playing his Nintendo World
Championships Gold cartrige on his replacement NES, when EfruRobbers came to
steal it. Ben and Envo and Eliza quickly fought them off, because they had
faced many in EfruHell. Ben started playing Duck Hunt, but his NES Zapper gun
exploded in sparks. Ben ran to the Old Video Game Repair Shop, and got his NES
Zapper Gun fixed. However, the gun was still faulty, and made Ben’s house
explode. Ben saw Pickles, almost dead, on the floor crying. Ben kicked Pickles
into a grave. Ben went home and looked through all the retro consoles he had.
He decided to play the Nintendo 3DS. Ben went on BenTube and watched stupid cat
videos that made him laugh so hard he went to the hospital for 0000000.1
miliseconds. Ben eventually played VGHC Portable. He played the Sword of Idiots
game. He had so much fun he danced until everybody was annoyed and kicked Ben
into the trash can. The trash can started growing, however. It grew and grew
until it was a beast that looked like this:
The can went out
of control, and Efrutiva came out and took Ben away. Thankfully, Envo had the
LegenGOLDNwcGun. Envo went to Anti-Efrutiva HQ and bombed the EfrutivAUFOs. Ben
took his Presidential Card and became president of the Anti-Efrutiva Buisness,
and made every employee be on the watch for Efrutiva. Efrutiva came out and
said:”May…………….you……………………………………………….. be………… dead…….” and Efrutiva sent out
her minions. She ordered one of them to use Nucatom Explosion. It blew Ben out
of Efrutiva’s hands. It also blew Efrutiva and her minions, and Envo and Eliza
away….. to the moon.
Here’s some dialouge from the moon, dated
Janurary 10101, 9999.
Efrutiva: “Wait…I feel cold…………….. What is
this place….. Why is it so bland….. Why is the sky dark………”
In another portion
of the moon, at the same time….
Ben: “Where are my friends… Where is
Efrutiva… Help!!!11”
Ben got up and
looked around. He went towards the right until he saw Envo. They saw Eliza
stuck in a crater just then, and they helped her out. They eventually saw
CostuMan and Efrutiva. Ben was a magician, so he said some magic words to make
a spaceship appear so he could go to the Anti-Efrutiva Universe. Ben went
there, and set up a trap that would kill Efrutiva if she entered the portal.
Ben went to the Anti Efrutiva Earth, and went to the AEUS (Anti Efrutiva United
States.) Ben went to the City of Anti Efrutiva, and ordered a Efrutiva Gem for
his LegenGOLDNwcGun. This allowed Ben to kill Efrutiva in one hit.
Meanwhile, in the Anti-Ben universe…………………..
Efrutiva: “Look!
It’s new!!! It’s now!!!! It’s the Anti-Ben Gem for the LegenGOLDNwcGun! Let’s
buy it!” *hands over 9001k* *hands over 1k* Efrutiva had, however,
trouble installing it and gave up, but Ben easily installed his gem.
Chapter 6
Ben flew back to
Earth, and Efrutiva did aswell. Ben’s spaceship crashed, and landed right on
Efrutiva HQ just as Efrutiva was arriving. This caused the collapse of Efrutiva
HQ and the death of Efrutiva. Ben and Envo and Eliza threw a party to celebrate
the death of Efrutiva, but in the middle of the party, Efrutiva woke up as a
zombie, with even more power (and control over her minions) than before. Ben
decided to use PeaceWarp to warp to the Land of Peace for awhile, until he was
ready to fight. Reluctantly, Envo and Eliza came with Ben to the Land of Peace
aswell. They saw, however, that Efrutiva had cloned herself in all time periods
and universes before she had turned into a zombie. Milions of Efrutiva clones
surrounded Ben and Envo and Eliza. Ben and Envo and Eliza decided to fight them
off, and they sucseeded. However, more came just then, much to Ben and Envo and
Eliza’s dismay.
Ben and Envo and Eliza kept fighting them
off until the Land of Peace collapsed. Ben said: “Let’s go back home.” Envo and
Eliza agreed, and they went home and were about to play NES, when they
remembered that they were the demons of time. They decided to go to the Demons
do What Efrutivan’t center. They Heard some very familiar music there. Here are
the lyrics:
“I'M EFRUTIVA BOP DE DODODODO... I'M THE SUBLIMINAL
DOO DOOOOOOO...”
Ben almost passed
out. Don’t remember that music? That was the “subliminal message” music from
the creepypasta game in Darkendsville. (It was also in the regular game, but
subliminal in the creepypasta bootleg version of the game.)
Anyway, the next
thing Ben and Envo and Eliza heard was constant chanting of “Demons do….. what
Efrutivan’t!” It got chanted so much and so much louder that the whole center
exploded. Ben and Envo and Eliza were the only survivors. They found nothing
but charred sticks and bloody, collapsed bodies in the remains of the “Demons
Do What Efrutivan’t Center.” Ben and Envo and Eliza decided to start a
alternative Anti-Efrutiva HQ, disguised as a “We Love Efrutiva Please Come
Efrutiva Center,” but really contained poisons that would kill Efrutiva if she
came in.
Efrutiva came in, but with zombie power she
could not be defeated without a legendary gun like the LegenGOLDNwcGun that Ben
and Efrutiva had. With zombie power, Efrutiva said: “You…. may……take….. a…..
short… break… from… worrying.. but…. in ….. a while… we must battle”. Ben and
Envo and Eliza decided to go home. They played NES until they decided to play
SNES. They played every retro console they had. Eventually they were bored and
they went to a center to program Windows 99798759.749647486846 computers. (Computers
with that OS use the Z programming language (parody of C) ).
Ben could not figure out Z. He was faced
with a project where he had to write a specific program. Ben did not know that
the code was:
#include
int main(void)
{
 
puts("Hello world!");
}
Note: That’s the
real 32bit (does not work on 64bit computers) code in C for Hello World!
If you have a
32bit computer, copy and paste into Notepad, save as all files and put .exe in
the name, and run it and TADA!
Anyway, Ben tried
many things. He asked to go into the Benscript room. They agreed. Ben wrote:
display dialog
“This is real Applescript if you have a Mac use script editor to compile!!!”
Ben went into the Web Developement room and
started writing things in Javascript. He wrote:
prompt(“Is Ben
cool?”) and console.log(“Ben is cool”).
Note: Again,
that’s real Javascript.
Anyway, those are
the only programming languages I know, so I’m going to continue with the story
now.
Ben said he had
had enough of the classes (as much as I’ve had enough with those programming
languages!) and said he would be back….. in 9001 milineum. (never). Ben decided
to use the skill he learned (don’t tell me I have to write more Applescript!)
on his Ma1337c. However, the Mac was so 1337 it did not want to boot up in
front of a loser like Ben. Ben decided to join the Become Cool club to become
cool. On his first Becoming Cool lesson, Ben was forced to go fly through the
air and scream “I’M 1337 AND I’M REALLY RAD! THOSE CREATURES FROM GANON, ARE
PRETTY BAD!!” and so on (I love old Nintendo commercials!!) and Ben became cool
and his computer booted up. His computer had Windows XPPAZ on it. The startup
screen read: “XPPAZ, EFRUTIVAAZZZZZZZZ!!!!! GET THE JAZZZ!!!!” and it booted
up. Ben, however, saw his computer was running slow, so he took it to the
computer repair shop.
They
said :”WE ARE EFRUTIVA WE DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR CHEAP $9001 DOLLAR COMPUTER YOU
LOSER YOU’LL BE SEEING MASTER EFRUTIVA SHE CAN TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOU. MUAHAHAHA
YOUR WORLD IS OURS NOW” and called for Efrutiva. She came and ate Ben.
Ben was now in Alternate Universe E (for
Efrutiva) where he was in Darkendsville. Ben heard the music and ran to the
Ghost Hotel, because he had been brainwashed. In the Ghost Hotel he saw ghosts
filling his eyes randomly, which caused him to almost fall unconsious. Envo and
Eliza had also been brainwashed, and they both were ghosts in the Ghost Hotel.
Ben had also just been turned from a brainwashed boy to a ghost. “With
everybody brainwashed, what to do?” thought a boy in Brainwashington. He was a
true and loyal fan of Envo and Eliza and Ben but a EFRUTIVA HATER!!! (see
below)
Yes, and his whole
life was dedicated to preserving Ben and killing Efrutiva. In fact, his mother
and father were the gods of Anti Efrutiva. He was born by a magic spell to live
on the tradition of killing Efrutiva. However, it was the Old Efrutiva he was
born to kill. This is the New Efrutiva, who came after many other Efrutivas
like Super Efrutiva, etc. They were all killled by that boy. All people with
the name Efrutiva would forever be evil. However, this time, the boy did not
want to do it all alone.
He decided to un-brainwash Envo and Eliza
and Ben, and join the group to help, but not do it all alone, so Ben would get
most of the credit. He went to Efrutivanoonspades, (the state where Envo and
Eliza and Efrutiva and Ben were trapped) and went to the capital city “NINEM IS
THE DESERT TOWN OR CITY.” He saw everything was Efrutiva. However this Efrutiva
would be much harder for him to kill then the other Efrutivas. Why? Because it
had……….. had…………. had……… CLONING!!
He
would have to kill off each and every clone. To do that, he used the
LegenCLONENwcGun. It was a gun specified for fighting Efrutiva clones. He used
it with so much force it exploded. Suddenly, the battle had begun. It was the
ultimate Battle Arena of life and Efrutiva. *Cue Pokémon battle music here* Here’s the story:
•Ben used
LegenGOLDNwcGun!
•It’s super
effective!
•Come back,
Efrutiva!
•Go, Zombie
EXTRAPOWER Efrutiva!
•Ben gave
up!
They decided they
would battle later.
In the meanwhile, they
decided to power up.
Chapter 7
Ben and Envo and Eliza decided to go home, while Efrutiva and CostuMan
and her other minions decided to eat fish. Little did they know, they were
eating their own fish! It was a trap by Ben! Now you’re probably thinking:
“What??? It’s just a fish!!” Well, Efrutiva’s fish is where she gets all her
power, and when she eats it, she loses tons of power. The power went to Ben, as
Ben had set up a sneaky Power Network to transport the power to him. Now that
Ben was strong and Efrutiva was weak, Efrutiva would be no match for Ben.
(Remember, Efrutiva’s minions and CostuMan can’t survive without Efrutiva). Now
that CostuMan and the ghosts and the knights and all those other 9001 minions I
can’t list here are gone, Ben decided: “It’s time to fight. Now we must take
the ultimate journey to the Arena of Efrutiva.”
Ben decided to go
visit his mother, whom lives in Pallzets Town, first. Ben took
Racicargeturboquasinalia Air to Aliger Town, as that was the closest place with
an airport and rental car so Ben and Envo and Eliza could drive to Pallzets
Town. Ben went to Palllzets Town. It only had three houses: Ben’s mother’s
house, Sumchuck’s house, and NK JK’s house (What does NK JK mean? I don’t know
I just had to think of a weird name). Ben decided to visit Sumchuck first. His
house was littered with Sumchuck statues. Ben asked for tips on killing
Efrutiva. Sumchuck said: “What’s that there? The LegenGOLDNwcGun? Efrutiva has
one! Would you like to know a secret only 5 people know, from long ago? When
the bullets of two LegenGOLDNwcGuns collide, the opponent (Efrutiva in this
case) will be sealed away forever and will be dead forever. Even a zombie would
faint! So I hope Efrutiva has no SpyCamera, because last time I checked with
mine, she didn’t!” Ben was happy to hear about that ancient secret.
He went to NK JK’s
house and said: “I’m on the run, because I want to visit my mother, but can you
verify the ultimate secret of Efrutiva, the least known secret of all time, the
least known secret of mankind?” NK JK replied:” Yes, it’s true. You mean the
LegenGOLDNwcGun collision one? Yes, that’s true.”
Ben said he would come
again after the Efrutiva War. He went to his mother’s house. He asked if there
were any things he could help with. His mother said:”Well at least get
Efrutiva, and let Envo and Eliza help aswell. Oh, where are they? Oh, I see,
they are behind you. Bye!” Ben and Envo and Eliza decided to go to the famous
Aliger Restaurant of Aliger Town to eat, as the trio was very hungry after
talking to three people, and settting a (food-related!) trap on Efrutiva. They
ate Hero Special, which was a special reserved for heros. (What a weird
restaurant!) It had Ben’s favourite food (sausage bagels with smoked salad!)
and bacon and life and the planet. Ben liked it so much he said so many “thank
you for the delicious food!”s to the chef that he was kicked out, and could not
enter again until Efrutiva was dead. “It’s time to get to the arena” said Ben.
Ben went to Arena Airport to take Efruavgnevil Air to Arena Town. On the
plane….
Ben was taken away
to the hospital, where he was infected with Scorch Dieease. He was cured, and
he went to the CCFEP (Consultation Center for Eating Pigs) where he ate pigs,
as that was the only true cure for his dieease. The pigs gave Ben a Break Gem,
which was a gem that gave Ben a break from his adventures. Ben decided to use
it to go to Hero Paradise. It was a beautiful place, where Ben bought several
bullets for his LegenGOLDNwcGun. He tested some of the finest bullets in the
world that would cost $9001 normally, but due to the fact that he was a true
hero and used legendary tactics, he was given it for free. No tax (it’s Hero
Paradise!) no nothing. Just the bullet, and it was free. Ben was so overjoyed
that he decided to buy some other guns to up his power. He bought many, as it
was a 1-Cent store.
Ben eventually decided to rest from
shopping. He went to Hero’s Hotel and bought a Deluxe-Class room for only $1.
He got room number 1337. It had:
•Everything Ben would ever want
Take-home service so he could take it all
home
and everything else good in the world.
Ben decided: “It’s
time to fight…”
Chapter 8
Ben decided to go
to Skymark (a resort for arranging ultimate duels for heros) and registered the
ultimate duel with Efrutiva. Skymark promised that he would get some time at
the resort afterwards if he was sucsessful at defeating Efrutiva. Ben went off
on his way to the arena. On the way, in Africa, Elephant Tano decided to come
help Ben and Envo and Eliza, but Tano left off when the sea journey was making
him sick. Now you’re thinking: “In the middle of the sea, how could he get out
of the sea?” Well, Elephant Tano is a magical elephant and can teleport
anywhere he wants. Ben and Envo and Eliza were left to find the arena on their
own, so they asked Heroville for tips. They said: “Just use this APS (Arena
Positioning System) to find Efrutiva Arena, Arenaville, AV, Arena. Ben went
into the bundled car and punched that address into the APS, and it took him to
the parking lot of Efrutiva Arena. Ben got Envo and Eliza ready to defend (as
Ben was fighting) and prepared his LegenGOLDNwcGun, and went down to earth to
fight. Ben faced off with Efrutiva in the ultimate duel. It started out bland….
Ben used Attack!
Ben used Attack!
But then, Ben took
out…. he took out…. the LegenGOLDNwcGun! Efrutiva also took out hers, and
didn’t see that Ben had one.
Ben
and Efrutiva fired at the same time. Now let’s pause the story for a minute and
have a flashback. “What’s that
there? The LegenGOLDNwcGun? Efrutiva has one! Would you like to know a secret
only 5 people know, from long ago? When the bullets of two LegenGOLDNwcGuns
collide, the opponent (Efrutiva in this case) will be sealed away forever and
will be dead forever. Even a zombie would faint! So I hope Efrutiva has no
SpyCamera, because last time I checked with mine, she didn’t!”  
Ben remembered. Ben
was like “W00T!” and shot just as Efrutiva did. Efrutiva’s last words before
dying were: “Oh no…… Ben knew….. My life….. done…….. This isn’t the last of
me…!” and she exploded in a light flash, and sparkled away into the ground. Her
LegenGOLDNwcGun did the same, and so did the bullets of the LegenGOLDNwcGun.
All gone. Everything. Efrutiva HQ collapsed and was sold to Ben as a new home,
and the seller repaired it. Ben had a wonderful time, flew Mato Air to Mato
Asia, and vacationed in the newly opened Ben Hotel. He had a wonderful day in
the hotel, and went to Heroland, where he was celebrated forever, and he became
the richest and most famous person in the world, also thanks to Skymark. But
would this peace be forever? ………. 
Chapter 1
It was a beautiful day.
Ben was very bored. He decided to go on the Internet. He was just browsing,
when he saw an ad that interested him. It read, "Cheap flights to Mato
Asia for less than $1." He had read about Mato Asia in books, and he knew
it was a nice place to visit. Since Ben did not have much money, this ad was
ideal. He notified his sister Eliza and his brother Envo, and they said they
would come along to see what it would be like. When Ben went to tell his other
sister Efrutiva; however, something terrible happened. Efrutiva screamed in her
room "Mato Asia is owned by me and I will never let anyone in!" Now
you may be thinking, "Well, it's just a scream. What's so bad about
that?" Well, Efrutiva's screams are louder than a roaring lion.
They burn your ears. So Ben ran downstairs and
outside. He went to the Complaint Center. He put in a complaint reading,
"My sister Efrutiva is lying that she owns Mato Asia so I can't go."
Just then, an employee came up and read Ben's complaint. He said to Ben:
"Kill Efrutiva.". Those were his only words, then he walked off.
Ben
went back home.  He read a book on kiling
people. He went into Efrutiva's room and no one was there, so he used his
Spy-Camera to spy on Efrutiva. He saw Efrutiva on a flight to Mato Asia, unpacking
her Trap-Fast tablets. Ben ran downstairs. He notified Envo and Eliza. They
said: “We figured she would
make a trap. We made Anti-Trap tablets to help.” They decided that they would wait a
while to go to Mato Asia, because the tablets contained magic that would take
several days to settle.
Ben
went outside with no explanation. He ran to a restaurant and ordered
Envoburgers for Envo, because he looked hungry at home. He went home with the
Envoburgers. On the way, he saw his old friend Pickles. Now you are probably
thinking: “Why is he named
Pickles? That’s a weird name.” Well, he likes pickles a lot. He ate
all the pickles at Ben’s
Pickle Corner (a pickle resturant) and made the whole city short of pickles one
day. Anyway, Pickles said: “Hey
, Mr.Ben. You know how much I love pickles? Well, could you please go to the
store and get me a jar or two? Anyway, bye.” Ben agreed, and walked out to Ben’s Shopping Suite (yes, Ben is famous)
and bought him two jars of Envo’s
Pickles. He went to pay for the pickles. Since he was the owner of the store,
he got them for free. He ran to Pickles’s house and went inside. He decided to
stay and chat. Pickles’s
house was very dark. He sat on the rugged couch. Ben asked: “What’s new?” Pickles said that his mother died
yesterday. Ben was astonished. He knew his mother, and she was in good health
before.
Ben
asked: “Why did she die?” Pickles answered: “She went to the zoo and got bitten by a
loose snake. She died before the hospital staff could come.” Ben said: “Well, that’s sad. Anyway, I’d better be going.”
Ben
ran to his office. (Ben works for a company that makes toilet paper.) He was
the founder. He went into room 9001 (his office) and took out the Book of Life.
He read some of the measures for having a better life. Eventually Ben became
bored, so he put a request to Toilet Paper (the employee of the month) to make
1337 rolls of toilet paper. Ben went to the library and read some books. Ben
eventually went all around town doing everything imaginable. He went back home
and got his car. He drove to the next town and started doing “stuff” there too. He decided to go home.
However, he was very tired, so he took a nap. He was awakened by a scream.
People were screaming “OVER
9000!” Ben was very
confused. He went outside, and so did Eliza and Envo. (Remember, Efrutiva is
now in Mato Asia.) The boys (and one girl) saw a squad of knights. They were
the Over 9000 club knights. Ben and Envo and Eliza remembered they came once a
year to see who liked Over 9000. In a flash the knights were gone, and Ben went
back to sleep, because he only managed to sleep for 00000000000.1 miliseconds.
Chapter
2
When Ben woke up, he decided to go join Over 9000. He took a
bus to the Over 9000 Club base, and he paid $13,379,001.00 Since the cashiers
were very dumb, they gave Ben his money back and let him in anyway. He went to
the Newbie room, and took the Over 9000 scream tutorial. He screamed loud and
wide: “OVER 9000 RULES, OVER 9000 IS THE BEST! OVER 9000 IS 9001, AND THAT IS
THE BEST.” He went to the Club Area, and started dancing and singing. He then
saw a blue bus pull up in the reserved driveway, and over 9000 people came out.
They all came in the window and a door appeared out of nowhere. All the knights
and people (and Ben) went in. Beyond that door was a dark, cold hallway with an
old-looking door at the end. Suddently, everybody but Ben disappeared and Ben
fell through the floor. Ben found himself in a cold, wet hallway. Ben saw a
treasure chest marked “It’s over 9000!” Ben opened it and found over 9000
pieces of gold. Ben saw a door marked “Escape Route”. Ben entered it. All of a
sudden, Ben appeared in front of the clubhouse.
Scared and confused, Ben went back
home, only to see that he was stuck in an alternate universe.(When Ben went
through the door, he went into the alternate universe.) His house was haunted,
and Envo and Eliza were ghosts. Ben went to his office. He saw his office was
now a tall factory that was haunted by slime. He went into his office and saw
ghosts. Ben was very scared. His biggest fear was ghosts. He ran to Pickles’s
house. He saw Pickles was gone, and his mother was haunting the house. Ben sat
on the couch and looked in front of himself. He saw a figure in black and
white. It was…..Pickles. The ghost Pickles roared to scare Ben off. He
succeded. Ben ran off and saw that outside the sky was black. He ran to where
the Over 9000 club was (the place he had gotten into this universe from) and
saw it was now……gone.
Ben thought: “I must find a way out of
this spooky universe.” All of a sudden, Ben saw a door locked to the floor that
was marked Escape Route. Ben went through the door and found himself in a
garden at night. Ben saw that it was like his garden at home, but the town
around him was empty and his door and window were locked. He decided to run
into the distance. He saw the Over 9000 club like it was before he came into
this weird universe. He ran past it and towards his hometown. He saw…….home.,
just as it was before, all nice and neat. He went to his house and explained to
Envo and Eliza why he was so late. They said they would have nightmares. The
next morning, Envo and Eliza complained to Ben because the story gave them
nightmares. Envo reported: “It was a huge….slime….ghost in the tower with
graves.” Eliza reported “It was a town…yes…a town…nothing more said.” Envo and
Eliza went to their portable jail and arrested Ben. Ben apologized. They let
him out of jail.
Envo and Ben went to the local arcade
to play videogames. Eliza, however, stayed at home and read a book. Envo and
Ben played a game called “SuperStar” You would control a master guy and your
friend (2nd player) would control a servant guy. You had
to beat up the servant. Envo became very tired, so they went home. Ben had some
math homework to do. His first problem was: “1797427498739795693475 times
68658734658746857634856387456874658?” Ben almost threw up. He ran to Master
Calculator's house and showed him the problem. Master Calculator exploded in a
nuclear explosion. Ben, Envo and Eliza took their stuff and ran for their
lives. All of a sudden, they found themselves in a city named Darkendville.
(Weird name huh?) They saw that all their friends had found themselves in
Darkendville aswell.Suddently, Ben noticed things were disappearing. Buildings
were vanishing, and everybody but Ben and Envo and Eliza disappeared.
Suddenly, a void appeared. It sucked in
Ben and Envo and Eliza. They found themselves at a weird castle, that was black
colored. Twoweird
computers appeared, and they started analyzing Ben and Envo and Eliza.
They said: “ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO RESTART. ELIZA AND ENVO AND BEN,WHO ARE THE
DEMONS OF TIME, HAVE BEEN DETECTED!!!!!!1111 INTRUDER ALERT. INTRUDER ALERT.”
Ben said: Wow!!!!111!!111!!! The demons of time? Suddently, a large fish appeared.
He ate the castle and said: “Hello mystic beings of darkness. I have come to
alert you that you have recently violated two Universe Portals laws:A. Entering
Alternate Universe G (for ghosts) and B. Putting an impossible calculation into
my cousin. You have 2 choices. A. Go to jail or B. Go back to the alternate
universe G and complete a task for me.” Ben said: “What's the task?”
Chapter 3
The fish said: “Spend a week in my Ghost Hotel and
surviiiiiivvvvveeeeeee!!!!!!” Suddently, Ben and Envo and Eliza appeared
outside the alternate universe version of Ben's workplace. Ben saw a label he
never saw before. It read: “Ghost Hotel.
Suuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrvvvvvvvvvvvviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeee!”
They all went in. It seemed like a normal, non-haunted hotel at first, until
they were climbing up the stairs to their room. Ben said: “Did you see that
ghost?” Indeed, it was a ghost. The lights turned off and the windows closed.
They ran upstairs, but the ghost followed them. Ben, Envo and Eliza jumped out
the window, only to be pulled into a void.
They found themselves in their own home
universe, peaceful and okay. Ben sighed in relief. He went home, but guess who
was waiting there? That's right! It was..... the evil fish. He said: “MUAHAHAHAH!!
YOU DARE NOT OBEY MY ORDER???????? THAN YOU SHALL DIE!!!!!” And so the battle
began.
The battle between the two raged, and
raged, until the fish exploded in a nuclear explosion. Guess who was inside the
fish? That's right! It was.............EFRUTIVA! Yes, you didn't slip up
reading. She said: “MUAHAHAH! THAT WAS MY TRICK!!!!11!!1111!” She said that she
rented a fish costume from CostuMan. Ben said: “CostuMan??? He's the guy
that...that... was the cashier at Ghost Hotel..” Suddently, Efrutiva said:
“FIRE!”
Many
employees of Ghost Hotel (including the ghost they saw) came out and fired
super-guns at Ben and Envo and Eliza. Ben and Envo and Eliza all ran towards
the Over 9000 club. Ben had a flashback to the blue bus at Over 9000. He was
watching the flashback video (recorded on the Flashback Center on his
EyeCamera) and saw Efrutiva come out of the bus. Ben looked up at the Over 9000
clubhouse.
It was deserted. Inside, it was all run
down. Ben went in the direction of Darkendsville. He saw it was also run down.
Suddently, Ben saw Efrutiva on one of the run down skyscrapers. She said: “Hey!
Darkendsville was my idea for a trap!” Ben opened his closed eyes and nearly
exploded in suprise. Ben took out a gun from his backpack and fired lasers at
Efrutiva. Efrutiva suddently disappeared into a void. Everything in
Darkendsville collapsed. Ben ran back to the remains of his hometown, and saw
Pickles, highly injured, lying in the remains. Pickles said: “I'm.....
dying.....save.......me.....by.....getting.....me.....some.....pickles......”
and fainted.
Ben and Envo and Eliza walked over to
the remains of their house. It had collapsed in the explosion. Ben saw his bed
was the only thing intact. Suddenly, he and Envo and Eliza were sucked into the
bed. They saw lots of light coming from nowhere. They saw a monster ahead of
them. They ran, but the monster exploded revealing....... you know who.....
Efrutiva! Efrutiva said: “You'll....never....get....AWAY! DIE!”
Many
ghosts came out and ate Ben and Envo and Eliza. Ben and Envo and Eliza found
themselves inside the ghosts. They saw the GOG (Gem of Ghosting) and picked it
up. They all morphed into spooky ghosts and said: “ALL HAIL
EFRUTIVA!!1!!11111!!11!!111!” They all ran away and jumped out of the ghost's
mouth and hugged Efrutiva. Efrutiva whispered: “YES! YES! I DID IT!!!!!111
WOOT!!!! I'M 1337!!!!11!1!!!”
Efrutiva ordered Ben and Envo and Eliza
to go and round up some people around the world for “ghosting”, as Efrutiva
called it. They agreed and took Efrutiva Airlines to Antarctica, where they
captured some scientists and took them back to the Ghosting Center to ghost
them. By screaming “EFRUTIVA= 1337”, anyghost (yes that's one word) could ghost
somebody, making them a ghost and brainwashing them to work for Efrutiva. The
GOG was an artifact left inside ghosts after ghosting, and it also had the
power to ghost someone.
Ben and Envo and Eliza were given  a temporary ghost, for
1010101010101010101010010101001010101 milleniums. They suddenly appeared in
front of their hometown, and they noticed they were no longer ghosts. They took
out the Revival Spray to revive the town. Ben noticed something strange on the
package. It read:”GET REVIVE-SPRAY TO REVIVE THE ZOMETOWNS” (grammar and
spelling and caps intentional) Ben sprayed the Revive-spray around the room,
but the only thing that happened was that Efrutiva came up and said:
“MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH! YOU DARE USE MY SPRAY???//???/////??////??? THEN YOU SHALL
DIEEEEEEEEE!!1!!1111111!!111!111!!” Efrutiva summoned her minions to attack.
Ben and Envo and Eliza were captured and taken to the Tower of Efrutiva,
(previously the Ghost Hotel) and they were (almost) eaten by ghosts. One day of
suffering, Ben saw a door labled Escape Route, and told Envo and Eliza. They
(oviously) went through the escape route, and saw time restored. They thought:
That Efrutiva.....shall DIEEEEEEEEE!
Ben said: Let's go to Anon Arcade
first, because I want to play SuperStar. Ben and Envo and Eliza went to Anon
Arcade and played, and played, and played, and played (repeat x9001).
Eventually, they were tired and they went home. Ben went online and made a
website at www.mariorulesandmorestuff.webs.comwww.mariorulesandmorestuff.webs.comwww.mariorulesandmorestuff.webs.comwww.mariorulesandmorestuff.webs.com  (Go there... ) He
realized just then that the web hosting he used was..... Efrutiva's Evil
Ghostly Web Hosting. Efrutiva popped out of his ancient Windows 9 (remember,
this takes place in 9999) computer, and started mocking Ben. They had a battle
to the death, and Efrutiva gave up and warped herself away. Ben decided to go
play his VGHC (V=Video G=Games H=Home C=Console) and he put the SuperStar
793847297348736487536485763487568374658736485 Home Edition disk in it. He
started playing on Save File 9001. He was on level -0Mb-8Yz4G (you get 2 points
if you understood any of that) which was the Haunted Level.
Ben was
happily playing, when he noticed something out of the ordinary. The level map
was shaped like the Ghost Hotel's top floor. Suddenly, CostuMan jumped out of
the screen and said: “I HAUNTED YOUR GAME! EFRUTIVA!!!!!! I HACKED THE VGHC AND
GOT TO BEN!!!1!!!!111111111! I'M
1337!111111111!!11111!1!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!1111!!!11111!!11!!!1!1!111!!!11111!!1!!!

Ben looked up
at the screen and saw an 123456789-bit sprite of the ghost hotel ghost. The
ghost said:  “You shall..dieee!!1” and
exploded. Ben went to his computer. It had 1 mhz, so he had to wait
1010101010010111101001010101001100 hours to boot it up. Ben went to www.goggle.com  in an attempt to search the web. Many popups
popped up, and Ben's computer was destroyed. Ben said: “I have to buy a new
computer then. Let's go to CompuShop.”
Ben used $9001
(in today's dollars $00000000000.1) to buy a computer. It turned out to be a ripoff,
running Windows 95. Ben installed the
“Upgrade-Your-Computer-to-Windows-999999999-Set.” It turned out to be a virus.
A popup came up on his computer screen that said:”I GAVE YOU THE EFRUTIVA VIRUS
SIGNED EFRUTIVA 5.......4.......3.............2..........1..........”. And so,
Ben called 91191991999111 (the emergency number in 9999) and heard nothing but
rabid pigs crying. Ben ran outside and was so fed up, he ran to the I'm 1337
club (formerly Over 9000) and called to the 1337 1337ers. They gave him nothing
but some diamonds marked “MAGICAL SECRET TO NOBODY”.
Ben opened up
a diamond and found a sweet chocolate, but decided not to eat it because he saw
“SHIPPED FROM EFRUTIVALAND” and it also said “MADE BY EFRUTIVA SWEETS”. Ben
threw them in the garbage. Suddenly, Ben saw everything was Efrutiva! He picked
up some more sweets, but they all said the same thing. All toys were branded
“EFRUTIVA ENTERPRIZES” and all food was “APPROVED BY EFRUTIVA” and all
computers were branded “ACCEPTED BY EFRUTIVA HERSELF”. Ben even saw his house
was “PARTLY OWNED BY EFRUTIVA HOUSING” and all websites were “MODERATED BY
EFRUTIVA” and “HOSTED BY EFRUTIVA HOSTING”.
Ben escaped
quickly into a nearby cave. He saw blue walls all around him, and 100000
Efrutiva clones. Ben took his Mecha-Calcu and calculated
98753987589357759875983745943857 + 7686887687687687687686876876876 x
987979879867879797976576576. Ben decided to call Pickles on his cellphone, but
as the lines had been destroyed in the nucatom explosion, it led to some lady
saying:"You have reached Efrutiva-" Ben disconnected. Everything was
Efrutiva.
Ben decided to
stop Efrutiva forever, and he warped to the Anti-Efrutiva Center in Pato Asia.He
set up a meeting with Anti Efrutiva, the CEO, and Ben talked with him about everything
Efrutiva. They decided to have nuclear war against Efrutiva, so they set up the
most powerful kind of nuclear bomb.... the nucatom bomb! They put it on top of
Efrutiva HQ in Zato Asia, but the HQ warped to Kato Asia. The same thing
happened again, and again (repeat x9001), then Efrutiva shut down the HQ and
Ben and Anti, the CEO of Anti-Efrutiva Center, decided to try again tommorow.
Ben decided to
play more SuperStar, (yes, he's addicted) but his VGHC exploded nucatommically,
and Ben died, and he went to EfruHell, where he did the following unfun things:

•Ate
nuclear toast
Played
a HellGHC
Drank
electrical blood
Used
a Windows 05 computer in a attempt to acsess the Internet, but failed as the
proccessor was 1Hz
Bathed
in lava
Owned a cellphone that was man-eating
Was forced to wear a mud suit
Chapter 4
Ben saw a door labled Escape Route, and he went through
it, but Ben got trapped in the remains of Pickles's house!. Ben slunk his way
out, and explored the exploded town. He saw:
•His office was a couple
charred sticks.
Ben's house was some planks of wood, but it had
collapsed.
Pickles's house was ruined inside and outside. Here's
what the rooms looked like:
Living room: Couch ripped, room collapsing.
Bathroom: Completely in the ground and collapsed.
Bedroom: Bed in pieces, room itself pretty much
underground.
Upstairs: Ben coulden't look because the stairs had
collapsed.
Pickles, or even his body, was nowhere to be found.
Suddenly, the town revived itself. Pickles came up and
said:”Town's revived itself, hm?”
Ben ran to his house. He called to Envo:”Let's play some
VGHC!”. Envo came down and played SuperStar
829473985736847563746587365836578368756385634853685763947364578364583765873658734657836458736857368756877897898248726492798410179470847823749264
Home Edition for VGHC, also in GAGAGAGGAGAGAAGGAGAGGA Video Games CATridge
format. Ben went to the video game store and bought the SuperStar's Land game
that just came out. Ben played it, and found that it was a bootleg copy, that
didn't work. Ben complained to the store manager, as he had paid
$372,949,238,749,827,958,927,502,509,385,038,049 for a cheap bootleg. The store
manager said: “Have fun with no money!” and stormed off. Ben ordered a VGHC PO
(portable) from www.mariorulesandmorestuff.webs.com
. It came 7 miliseconds later, and it came with SuperStar Land 6 Portable and
Rouno's Place 5. They were both fighting games.
Ben had never heard of Rouno's Place before, so he
played it first. Here's the level list.
•Level 1-Efrutiva's Level
Level 2- Efrutiva's Level
Level 3- ^^
Ben ordered another VGHC PO game, called “The
Adventures Of Some Guy.” Ben eventually had enough of the VGHC PO, and ordered
the PO2, that came with 1 game, “Efrutiva's Ghost Hotel Bashout,
Surviiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!.”
Ben played it, and found that the first town was
Darkendsville. Ben walked into the Ghost Hotel, and found the ghost that
attacked him, Ma-Ghost. It looked like 3 Za-Ghosts, and 2 Ha-Ghosts. It was the
hardest boss ever. When Ben reset the game, he saw the scary sprite of
Ma-Ghost, not the title screen. Ben nearly commited suicide, especially because
Darkendsville had scary music.
The music went like this:
I'M EFRUTIVA BOP DE DODODODO... I'M THE SUBLIMINAL DOO
DOOOOOOO...
Ben fell unconsious. Efrutiva came and laughed
suspiciously. Ben woke up in Darkendsville. Ben nearly fell unconsious again
when he saw Efrutiva in a UFO. The UFO crashed, and Ben felll through the floor
in fright and blow. Ben found himself in an alternate universe, called the
Universe F (for fright). Ben found himself in a haunted house. A philosopher
came up to him and burned him, and Ben was sent to a hellspital. In the
hellspital they tortured Ben, and Ben was eventually healed.
Suddenly, one day in Alternate Universe F, Ben saw a
friendly alien, that took Ben to a skyscraper in Fruinalesville. The skyscraper
was a company head quarters that made cheap video game bootlegs and
creeeepppppyyyyyppppaaaasssttttaaassss! They were making “SuperStar
Land 9748459573 Bootleg Edition.” It was a creepypasta in which you
were in the Ghost Hotel and you had to escape. Ben bought it, and played it on
the VGHC Portable, and Ben saw Efrutiva in Level 1, and Efrutiva put Ben under
a curse that caused ben to disappear into a portal every few miliseconds.
Envo and Eliza heard of the curse, and made a video game
to raise money for going to Efrutiva HQ. It was called “Envo
and Eliza’s Adventure, Save Ben from Efrutiva and kill Efrutiva!”
(long title huh?) It was, however, soon bootlegged by the Fruinalesville team.
The bootleg was released massively, which caused massive suicides due to Darkendsville.
The bootleg team got rich, and they joined Efrutiva, which caused them to be
featured in Envo and Eliza’s still-in-the-works video game.
Efrutiva became ruler of the world.
Envo decided to warp through time to the future. He saw
kids in schools studying the “Efrutivan Dark Ages”
and how “Ben” saved the world. Envo was satisfied,
and he went back. Efrutiva was busy nuking some cities with nucatom bombs.  Envo and Eliza were nearly killed after being
invited to a fireworks show in which THEY
were the Fireworks. Efrutiva came out of the crowd on the show and picked up a
magic gem out of her pocket. Efrutiva turned into Nice Efrutiva, and turned off
the fireworks, then she turned into Evil Efrutiva, and took advantage to lie a
trap door disguised as a mouthwatering cake. Envo and Eliza fell for it, and
found themselves in a basement. A old man said to Envo and Eliza:”To
escape you must go into the dark universe that was made long ago and sealed for
almost forever until…..never.”
Envo
and Eliza went towards the door labled Portal. They found themselves in the
Dimensional Hole of 100 Trials. Here are the trials they went through:
•Trial 1:Eat muffins
Trial 2: ^^
and so on…. They eventually reached the end, and saw the
sacred Gate To Alternate Universe D (for dark) and they opened it.
Unfortunately, Evil Efrutiva was on the other side, and sent Envo and Eliza
back to the beginning of the trials, with harder trials then the ones they took
previously. The same thing happened to Envo and Eliza, and again, and
again,,,,,, (repeat x9001) Envo called the World Help Number at 999 179 32 34
and found some guy on the phone who was having a bad day quite oviously, but
bothered to help. He promised he would kill Efrutiva and rescue Ben.
He jumped out of the phone and started
eating bannanza burgers. He warped to Mato Asia and ate Efrutiva HQ. Efrutiva
escaped, but her army were killed and Efrutiva ran to Base 2. The Efrutiva War
started. Tons of Efrutiva clones invaded the universe. Efrutiva News Network
called it:“the
biggest war ever.”, before its
station was knocked down by a missle. Efrutiva raced through the universe,
killing ants. Efrutiva gave everybody in the world remaining including Ben, who
had his curse taken off, an invitation to the remains of Efrutiva HQ. Efrutiva
locked everybody in the remains of Efrutiva Jail. In Efrutiva Jail Cabin
Efrutiva and CostuMan were talking. Here is their dialogue:
Efrutiva: Ben has been revived. He will launch his
attack soon. What should we do?
CostuMan:
Do you think I care? You’re
the leader, do what you want!
Efrutiva:
Well, I’m the leader, so JUST
LISTEN!!!!!1!!11!!!11!
CostuMan:
OK, OK,,,,,,,, I guess we could use nucatomic explosions….
Efrutiva:
No. Ben will think of that first.
CostuMan:
What about LegenGOLDNwcGun?
Efrutiva:Um….OK. Let’s get it ready for tommorow.
Meanwhile,
at Ben and Envo and Eliza’s
house…
Ben:That
was scary! How’s the Efrutiva
killing process going along?
Envo:
Not too well. Eliza, what rare gun should we use?
Eliza:Let’s use the LegenGOLDNwcGun.
Envo:
Ok. Let’s get it fired up.
Chapter
5
The
next day…….
Ben
and Envo and Eliza and Efrutiva and CostuMan got up.
Ben
decided to use his SpyCamera on Efrutiva. She was bombing some Anti-Efrutiva
buildings. Ben decided to use TimeAlter to make the day last 9001 hours, before
they had to do the ultimate duel with Efrutiva at night. Ben went to work. He
now developed games for the VGHC-Now with Functionality! Ben used the
Bad-Game-Making-Machine to make a game in which you had to eat meat while
breaking the controller while punching your head. Ben made it, and it became
the best selling video game-like piece of badly made art of all time.
Why
did it become best-selling? Because Ben bought out every copy as he shipped it
out to stores. Then Ben recalled every game to himself, so he got
$9,284,792,873,498,249,823,749,823,749,823,749,827,349,873,956,348,756,837,465,873,465,783,468,753,648,756,384,756,837,456,873,468,573,465,873,465,736,957,367,563,985,739,653,765.87
and became the richest person in the world. Ben decided to call Efrutiva. He
found a scary voice saying: “MUAHAHA
YOU HAVE REACHED EFRUTIVA THIS IS A POINT OF NO RETURN MUAHHAH AHAHA HAHA”. Ben hung up. He took out his old NES
and played SuperNEDStAr WeIrd CaPiTaLS EdItIoN. It was the worst game he had
ever played. It was so bad he decided to mail it and his NES to Efrutiva
marked: Best Video Game Ever. Meanwhile, at Efrutiva’s place:
Efrutiva:
“Look!!!!! We just got a NES and the best video game ever in the mail!111 Let’s
play!!!!!” Efrutiva hooked up the NES to her TV. Her TV exploded, causing the
collapse of Efrutiva HQ.
Efrutiva decided to fly to Africa so
Elephant Brano could eat her. Ben had also decided to go to Africa, and Ben and
Efrutiva met up on the Train for Evil. Efrutiva, seeing this as a chance to
fight, was about to fire her LegenGOLDNwcGun, but she wanted to keep the
elephant alive. Instead, she sent a computer virus to Ben’s laptop, that
automatically erases everything and replaces it with a picture of Efrutiva and
CostuMan and her other minions posing. Ben became so angry he fired nucatomic
bombs at Efrutiva and Elephant Brano. Elephant Brano died, but Efrutiva and Ben
(and Envo and Eliza) escaped in time.
Ben was playing his Nintendo World
Championships Gold cartrige on his replacement NES, when EfruRobbers came to
steal it. Ben and Envo and Eliza quickly fought them off, because they had
faced many in EfruHell. Ben started playing Duck Hunt, but his NES Zapper gun
exploded in sparks. Ben ran to the Old Video Game Repair Shop, and got his NES
Zapper Gun fixed. However, the gun was still faulty, and made Ben’s house
explode. Ben saw Pickles, almost dead, on the floor crying. Ben kicked Pickles
into a grave. Ben went home and looked through all the retro consoles he had.
He decided to play the Nintendo 3DS. Ben went on BenTube and watched stupid cat
videos that made him laugh so hard he went to the hospital for 0000000.1
miliseconds. Ben eventually played VGHC Portable. He played the Sword of Idiots
game. He had so much fun he danced until everybody was annoyed and kicked Ben
into the trash can. The trash can started growing, however. It grew and grew
until it was a beast that looked like this:
The can went out
of control, and Efrutiva came out and took Ben away. Thankfully, Envo had the
LegenGOLDNwcGun. Envo went to Anti-Efrutiva HQ and bombed the EfrutivAUFOs. Ben
took his Presidential Card and became president of the Anti-Efrutiva Buisness,
and made every employee be on the watch for Efrutiva. Efrutiva came out and
said:”May…………….you……………………………………………….. be………… dead…….” and Efrutiva sent out
her minions. She ordered one of them to use Nucatom Explosion. It blew Ben out
of Efrutiva’s hands. It also blew Efrutiva and her minions, and Envo and Eliza
away….. to the moon.
Here’s some dialouge from the moon, dated
Janurary 10101, 9999.
Efrutiva: “Wait…I feel cold…………….. What is
this place….. Why is it so bland….. Why is the sky dark………”
In another portion
of the moon, at the same time….
Ben: “Where are my friends… Where is
Efrutiva… Help!!!11”
Ben got up and
looked around. He went towards the right until he saw Envo. They saw Eliza
stuck in a crater just then, and they helped her out. They eventually saw
CostuMan and Efrutiva. Ben was a magician, so he said some magic words to make
a spaceship appear so he could go to the Anti-Efrutiva Universe. Ben went
there, and set up a trap that would kill Efrutiva if she entered the portal.
Ben went to the Anti Efrutiva Earth, and went to the AEUS (Anti Efrutiva United
States.) Ben went to the City of Anti Efrutiva, and ordered a Efrutiva Gem for
his LegenGOLDNwcGun. This allowed Ben to kill Efrutiva in one hit.
Meanwhile, in the Anti-Ben universe…………………..
Efrutiva: “Look!
It’s new!!! It’s now!!!! It’s the Anti-Ben Gem for the LegenGOLDNwcGun! Let’s
buy it!” *hands over 9001k* *hands over 1k* Efrutiva had, however,
trouble installing it and gave up, but Ben easily installed his gem.
Chapter 6
Ben flew back to
Earth, and Efrutiva did aswell. Ben’s spaceship crashed, and landed right on
Efrutiva HQ just as Efrutiva was arriving. This caused the collapse of Efrutiva
HQ and the death of Efrutiva. Ben and Envo and Eliza threw a party to celebrate
the death of Efrutiva, but in the middle of the party, Efrutiva woke up as a
zombie, with even more power (and control over her minions) than before. Ben
decided to use PeaceWarp to warp to the Land of Peace for awhile, until he was
ready to fight. Reluctantly, Envo and Eliza came with Ben to the Land of Peace
aswell. They saw, however, that Efrutiva had cloned herself in all time periods
and universes before she had turned into a zombie. Milions of Efrutiva clones
surrounded Ben and Envo and Eliza. Ben and Envo and Eliza decided to fight them
off, and they sucseeded. However, more came just then, much to Ben and Envo and
Eliza’s dismay.
Ben and Envo and Eliza kept fighting them
off until the Land of Peace collapsed. Ben said: “Let’s go back home.” Envo and
Eliza agreed, and they went home and were about to play NES, when they
remembered that they were the demons of time. They decided to go to the Demons
do What Efrutivan’t center. They Heard some very familiar music there. Here are
the lyrics:
“I'M EFRUTIVA BOP DE DODODODO... I'M THE SUBLIMINAL
DOO DOOOOOOO...”
Ben almost passed
out. Don’t remember that music? That was the “subliminal message” music from
the creepypasta game in Darkendsville. (It was also in the regular game, but
subliminal in the creepypasta bootleg version of the game.)
Anyway, the next
thing Ben and Envo and Eliza heard was constant chanting of “Demons do….. what
Efrutivan’t!” It got chanted so much and so much louder that the whole center
exploded. Ben and Envo and Eliza were the only survivors. They found nothing
but charred sticks and bloody, collapsed bodies in the remains of the “Demons
Do What Efrutivan’t Center.” Ben and Envo and Eliza decided to start a
alternative Anti-Efrutiva HQ, disguised as a “We Love Efrutiva Please Come
Efrutiva Center,” but really contained poisons that would kill Efrutiva if she
came in.
Efrutiva came in, but with zombie power she
could not be defeated without a legendary gun like the LegenGOLDNwcGun that Ben
and Efrutiva had. With zombie power, Efrutiva said: “You…. may……take….. a…..
short… break… from… worrying.. but…. in ….. a while… we must battle”. Ben and
Envo and Eliza decided to go home. They played NES until they decided to play
SNES. They played every retro console they had. Eventually they were bored and
they went to a center to program Windows 99798759.749647486846 computers. (Computers
with that OS use the Z programming language (parody of C) ).
Ben could not figure out Z. He was faced
with a project where he had to write a specific program. Ben did not know that
the code was:
#include
int main(void)
{
 
puts("Hello world!");
}
Note: That’s the
real 32bit (does not work on 64bit computers) code in C for Hello World!
If you have a
32bit computer, copy and paste into Notepad, save as all files and put .exe in
the name, and run it and TADA!
Anyway, Ben tried
many things. He asked to go into the Benscript room. They agreed. Ben wrote:
display dialog
“This is real Applescript if you have a Mac use script editor to compile!!!”
Ben went into the Web Developement room and
started writing things in Javascript. He wrote:
prompt(“Is Ben
cool?”) and console.log(“Ben is cool”).
Note: Again,
that’s real Javascript.
Anyway, those are
the only programming languages I know, so I’m going to continue with the story
now.
Ben said he had
had enough of the classes (as much as I’ve had enough with those programming
languages!) and said he would be back….. in 9001 milineum. (never). Ben decided
to use the skill he learned (don’t tell me I have to write more Applescript!)
on his Ma1337c. However, the Mac was so 1337 it did not want to boot up in
front of a loser like Ben. Ben decided to join the Become Cool club to become
cool. On his first Becoming Cool lesson, Ben was forced to go fly through the
air and scream “I’M 1337 AND I’M REALLY RAD! THOSE CREATURES FROM GANON, ARE
PRETTY BAD!!” and so on (I love old Nintendo commercials!!) and Ben became cool
and his computer booted up. His computer had Windows XPPAZ on it. The startup
screen read: “XPPAZ, EFRUTIVAAZZZZZZZZ!!!!! GET THE JAZZZ!!!!” and it booted
up. Ben, however, saw his computer was running slow, so he took it to the
computer repair shop.
They
said :”WE ARE EFRUTIVA WE DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR CHEAP $9001 DOLLAR COMPUTER YOU
LOSER YOU’LL BE SEEING MASTER EFRUTIVA SHE CAN TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOU. MUAHAHAHA
YOUR WORLD IS OURS NOW” and called for Efrutiva. She came and ate Ben.
Ben was now in Alternate Universe E (for
Efrutiva) where he was in Darkendsville. Ben heard the music and ran to the
Ghost Hotel, because he had been brainwashed. In the Ghost Hotel he saw ghosts
filling his eyes randomly, which caused him to almost fall unconsious. Envo and
Eliza had also been brainwashed, and they both were ghosts in the Ghost Hotel.
Ben had also just been turned from a brainwashed boy to a ghost. “With
everybody brainwashed, what to do?” thought a boy in Brainwashington. He was a
true and loyal fan of Envo and Eliza and Ben but a EFRUTIVA HATER!!! (see
below)
Yes, and his whole
life was dedicated to preserving Ben and killing Efrutiva. In fact, his mother
and father were the gods of Anti Efrutiva. He was born by a magic spell to live
on the tradition of killing Efrutiva. However, it was the Old Efrutiva he was
born to kill. This is the New Efrutiva, who came after many other Efrutivas
like Super Efrutiva, etc. They were all killled by that boy. All people with
the name Efrutiva would forever be evil. However, this time, the boy did not
want to do it all alone.
He decided to un-brainwash Envo and Eliza
and Ben, and join the group to help, but not do it all alone, so Ben would get
most of the credit. He went to Efrutivanoonspades, (the state where Envo and
Eliza and Efrutiva and Ben were trapped) and went to the capital city “NINEM IS
THE DESERT TOWN OR CITY.” He saw everything was Efrutiva. However this Efrutiva
would be much harder for him to kill then the other Efrutivas. Why? Because it
had……….. had…………. had……… CLONING!!
He
would have to kill off each and every clone. To do that, he used the
LegenCLONENwcGun. It was a gun specified for fighting Efrutiva clones. He used
it with so much force it exploded. Suddenly, the battle had begun. It was the
ultimate Battle Arena of life and Efrutiva. *Cue Pokémon battle music here* Here’s the story:
•Ben used
LegenGOLDNwcGun!
•It’s super
effective!
•Come back,
Efrutiva!
•Go, Zombie
EXTRAPOWER Efrutiva!
•Ben gave
up!
They decided they
would battle later.
In the meanwhile, they
decided to power up.
Chapter 7
Ben and Envo and Eliza decided to go home, while Efrutiva and CostuMan
and her other minions decided to eat fish. Little did they know, they were
eating their own fish! It was a trap by Ben! Now you’re probably thinking:
“What??? It’s just a fish!!” Well, Efrutiva’s fish is where she gets all her
power, and when she eats it, she loses tons of power. The power went to Ben, as
Ben had set up a sneaky Power Network to transport the power to him. Now that
Ben was strong and Efrutiva was weak, Efrutiva would be no match for Ben.
(Remember, Efrutiva’s minions and CostuMan can’t survive without Efrutiva). Now
that CostuMan and the ghosts and the knights and all those other 9001 minions I
can’t list here are gone, Ben decided: “It’s time to fight. Now we must take
the ultimate journey to the Arena of Efrutiva.”
Ben decided to go
visit his mother, whom lives in Pallzets Town, first. Ben took
Racicargeturboquasinalia Air to Aliger Town, as that was the closest place with
an airport and rental car so Ben and Envo and Eliza could drive to Pallzets
Town. Ben went to Palllzets Town. It only had three houses: Ben’s mother’s
house, Sumchuck’s house, and NK JK’s house (What does NK JK mean? I don’t know
I just had to think of a weird name). Ben decided to visit Sumchuck first. His
house was littered with Sumchuck statues. Ben asked for tips on killing
Efrutiva. Sumchuck said: “What’s that there? The LegenGOLDNwcGun? Efrutiva has
one! Would you like to know a secret only 5 people know, from long ago? When
the bullets of two LegenGOLDNwcGuns collide, the opponent (Efrutiva in this
case) will be sealed away forever and will be dead forever. Even a zombie would
faint! So I hope Efrutiva has no SpyCamera, because last time I checked with
mine, she didn’t!” Ben was happy to hear about that ancient secret.
He went to NK JK’s
house and said: “I’m on the run, because I want to visit my mother, but can you
verify the ultimate secret of Efrutiva, the least known secret of all time, the
least known secret of mankind?” NK JK replied:” Yes, it’s true. You mean the
LegenGOLDNwcGun collision one? Yes, that’s true.”
Ben said he would come
again after the Efrutiva War. He went to his mother’s house. He asked if there
were any things he could help with. His mother said:”Well at least get
Efrutiva, and let Envo and Eliza help aswell. Oh, where are they? Oh, I see,
they are behind you. Bye!” Ben and Envo and Eliza decided to go to the famous
Aliger Restaurant of Aliger Town to eat, as the trio was very hungry after
talking to three people, and settting a (food-related!) trap on Efrutiva. They
ate Hero Special, which was a special reserved for heros. (What a weird
restaurant!) It had Ben’s favourite food (sausage bagels with smoked salad!)
and bacon and life and the planet. Ben liked it so much he said so many “thank
you for the delicious food!”s to the chef that he was kicked out, and could not
enter again until Efrutiva was dead. “It’s time to get to the arena” said Ben.
Ben went to Arena Airport to take Efruavgnevil Air to Arena Town. On the
plane….
Ben was taken away
to the hospital, where he was infected with Scorch Dieease. He was cured, and
he went to the CCFEP (Consultation Center for Eating Pigs) where he ate pigs,
as that was the only true cure for his dieease. The pigs gave Ben a Break Gem,
which was a gem that gave Ben a break from his adventures. Ben decided to use
it to go to Hero Paradise. It was a beautiful place, where Ben bought several
bullets for his LegenGOLDNwcGun. He tested some of the finest bullets in the
world that would cost $9001 normally, but due to the fact that he was a true
hero and used legendary tactics, he was given it for free. No tax (it’s Hero
Paradise!) no nothing. Just the bullet, and it was free. Ben was so overjoyed
that he decided to buy some other guns to up his power. He bought many, as it
was a 1-Cent store.
Ben eventually decided to rest from
shopping. He went to Hero’s Hotel and bought a Deluxe-Class room for only $1.
He got room number 1337. It had:
•Everything Ben would ever want
Take-home service so he could take it all
home
and everything else good in the world.
Ben decided: “It’s
time to fight…”
Chapter 8
Ben decided to go
to Skymark (a resort for arranging ultimate duels for heros) and registered the
ultimate duel with Efrutiva. Skymark promised that he would get some time at
the resort afterwards if he was sucsessful at defeating Efrutiva. Ben went off
on his way to the arena. On the way, in Africa, Elephant Tano decided to come
help Ben and Envo and Eliza, but Tano left off when the sea journey was making
him sick. Now you’re thinking: “In the middle of the sea, how could he get out
of the sea?” Well, Elephant Tano is a magical elephant and can teleport
anywhere he wants. Ben and Envo and Eliza were left to find the arena on their
own, so they asked Heroville for tips. They said: “Just use this APS (Arena
Positioning System) to find Efrutiva Arena, Arenaville, AV, Arena. Ben went
into the bundled car and punched that address into the APS, and it took him to
the parking lot of Efrutiva Arena. Ben got Envo and Eliza ready to defend (as
Ben was fighting) and prepared his LegenGOLDNwcGun, and went down to earth to
fight. Ben faced off with Efrutiva in the ultimate duel. It started out bland….
Ben used Attack!
Ben used Attack!
But then, Ben took
out…. he took out…. the LegenGOLDNwcGun! Efrutiva also took out hers, and
didn’t see that Ben had one.
Ben
and Efrutiva fired at the same time. Now let’s pause the story for a minute and
have a flashback. “What’s that
there? The LegenGOLDNwcGun? Efrutiva has one! Would you like to know a secret
only 5 people know, from long ago? When the bullets of two LegenGOLDNwcGuns
collide, the opponent (Efrutiva in this case) will be sealed away forever and
will be dead forever. Even a zombie would faint! So I hope Efrutiva has no
SpyCamera, because last time I checked with mine, she didn’t!”  
Ben remembered. Ben
was like “W00T!” and shot just as Efrutiva did. Efrutiva’s last words before
dying were: “Oh no…… Ben knew….. My life….. done…….. This isn’t the last of
me…!” and she exploded in a light flash, and sparkled away into the ground. Her
LegenGOLDNwcGun did the same, and so did the bullets of the LegenGOLDNwcGun.
All gone. Everything. Efrutiva HQ collapsed and was sold to Ben as a new home,
and the seller repaired it. Ben had a wonderful time, flew Mato Air to Mato
Asia, and vacationed in the newly opened Ben Hotel. He had a wonderful day in
the hotel, and went to Heroland, where he was celebrated forever, and he became
the richest and most famous person in the world, also thanks to Skymark. But
would this peace be forever? ………. 
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Rickie Elliot is a student at early 20th century Cambridge, a university that seems like paradise to him, amongst bright if cynical companions, when he receives a visit from two friends, an engaged young woman, Agnes Pembroke, and her older brother, Herbert. The Pembrokes are Rickie’s only friends from home. An orphan who grew up living with cousins, he was sent to a public (boarding) school where he was shunned and bullied because of his lame foot, an inherited weakness, and frail body. Agnes, as it happens, is engaged to Gerald, now in the army, who was one of the sturdy youths who bullied Rickie at school. Rickie is not brilliant at argument, but he is intensely responsive to poetry and art, and is accepted within a circle of philosophical and intellectual fellow-students led by a brilliant but especially cynical aspiring philosopher, Stuart Ansell, who refuses, when he is introduced to her, even to acknowledge that Agnes exists.
When visiting the Pembrokes during his vacation Rickie has an epiphanic vision of the sexual bond between Gerald, who is coarse but handsome and athletic, and Agnes, a bond he cannot imagine for himself. He takes these lovers’ side in trying to speed their marriage, offering part of his own inheritance, an offer that insults Gerald. When Gerald is suddenly killed in a football match, Rickie finds a role consoling Agnes—he tells her she should “mind” what has happened, that is, that she should grieve—since her passion for Gerald has been the main event of her life. Rickie becomes Agnes’ chief consolation and support, though he is in every way Gerald’s opposite, and after a year or two, despite the failure of Rickie’s stories to find a publisher, he and Agnes become engaged to marry.
The young couple pay a visit to Rickie’s Aunt Emily Failing, a wealthy eccentric, the widow of a well-known essayist. On this visit they meet Aunt Emily’s ward, Stephen, a quarrelsome and handsome semi-educated 19-year-old. For some reason—perhaps just to make malicious mischief—Aunt Emily wants Rickie and Stephen to get to know each other. The two young men do not take to each other at all, and quarrel. Yet it turns out that they are in fact half-brothers, a long-kept secret that Aunt Emily reveals to Rickie, mostly to shock him. Rickie assumes that Stephen is the illegitimate son of his father—a father he hated—who lived apart from Rickie’s mother during Rickie’s childhood. Illegitimacy in this period is still considered to be a blight on the child, as well as the family, and Agnes, who is essentially conventional, considers Stephen’s existence something to be deeply ashamed of and to be kept secret, and Stephen a person who deserves to be shunned.
Rickie Elliot is a student at early 20th century Cambridge, a university that seems like paradise to him, amongst bright if cynical companions, when he receives a visit from two friends, an engaged young woman, Agnes Pembroke, and her older brother, Herbert. The Pembrokes are Rickie’s only friends from home. An orphan who grew up living with cousins, he was sent to a public (boarding) school where he was shunned and bullied because of his lame foot, an inherited weakness, and frail body. Agnes, as it happens, is engaged to Gerald, now in the army, who was one of the sturdy youths who bullied Rickie at school. Rickie is not brilliant at argument, but he is intensely responsive to poetry and art, and is accepted within a circle of philosophical and intellectual fellow-students led by a brilliant but especially cynical aspiring philosopher, Stuart Ansell, who refuses, when he is introduced to her, even to acknowledge that Agnes exists.
When visiting the Pembrokes during his vacation Rickie has an epiphanic vision of the sexual bond between Gerald, who is coarse but handsome and athletic, and Agnes, a bond he cannot imagine for himself. He takes these lovers’ side in trying to speed their marriage, offering part of his own inheritance, an offer that insults Gerald. When Gerald is suddenly killed in a football match, Rickie finds a role consoling Agnes—he tells her she should “mind” what has happened, that is, that she should grieve—since her passion for Gerald has been the main event of her life. Rickie becomes Agnes’ chief consolation and support, though he is in every way Gerald’s opposite, and after a year or two, despite the failure of Rickie’s stories to find a publisher, he and Agnes become engaged to marry.
The young couple pay a visit to Rickie’s Aunt Emily Failing, a wealthy eccentric, the widow of a well-known essayist. On this visit they meet Aunt Emily’s ward, Stephen, a quarrelsome and handsome semi-educated 19-year-old. For some reason—perhaps just to make malicious mischief—Aunt Emily wants Rickie and Stephen to get to know each other. The two young men do not take to each other at all, and quarrel. Yet it turns out that they are in fact half-brothers, a long-kept secret that Aunt Emily reveals to Rickie, mostly to shock him. Rickie assumes that Stephen is the illegitimate son of his father—a father he hated—who lived apart from Rickie’s mother during Rickie’s childhood. Illegitimacy in this period is still considered to be a blight on the child, as well as the family, and Agnes, who is essentially conventional, considers Stephen’s existence something to be deeply ashamed of and to be kept secret, and Stephen a person who deserves to be shunned.
Her brother, Herbert, has received an offer to be the head of a dormitory at Sawston School, and can fill this post only if Agnes and Rickie marry quickly and join him, Agnes to be house mother, and Rickie to be a teacher of classics. Rickie’s ambition to be a writer, and his freedom of thought, are suppressed by the dreary regimen of teaching, and his moral sense is suffocated by the influence of his wife and brother-in-law. He becomes a petty tyrant in the classroom, and an insensitive enforcer of school rules, though a part of him still sees and understands what he has lost, both as a writer and a man of refinement and sensitivity, since Cambridge. He is “dead” to his former friend, Stuart Ansell, who refuses to answer Rickie’s letters. Ansell finally does pay a visit to Rickie, stopping at the house of another acquaintance, and by coincidence he meets Stephen, who (partly due to Agnes’s scheming to get Aunt Emily’s inheritance for Rickie and herself) has been expelled from Mrs. Failing’s house. Stephen has discovered his identity at last, and now knows that Rickie is his half-brother. He wants to meet him again and see whether they might get on better. Ansell falls under the spell of Stephen’s rustic honesty, physical vitality, and impulsiveness. Rickie, Agnes and Herbert assume Stephen has come to blackmail them and Agnes offers him money, but Stephen, who is in fact penniless, now wants nothing to do with them. In a horrifying blowout, in front of all the pupils, Ansell accuses Rickie and Agnes of wanting to deny Stephen’s existence. Ansell reveals to Rickie that Stephen is, in fact, his mother’s illegitimate child, not his father’s. Rickie faints at this revelation.
Rickie’s marriage has become loveless, as Ansell assumed it would, and with his brother’s reappearance he realizes that he has fallen under his wife’s spell and denied his better nature. He leaves to find Stephen, dear to him now because he is the child of the same beloved mother, and he attempts unsuccessfully to assume the role of a brother, for example, to get him to stop drinking. The two of them go to Wiltshire to see his aunt. This brief period when they travel together restores to Rickie the sense of himself that has been lost ever since he fell under his wife’s influence, and, as well, restores his sense of joy and playful love of life. Rickie is unable, however, to control his mercurial half-brother, who gets drunk despite his promise not to. Like his mother, and like Gerald, Rickie dies suddenly: his legs are severed when he tries to pull a drunken Stephen off some railroad tracks.
Stephen survives, marries, and in a brief epilogue stands up to Herbert Pembroke for his right to money that is due him with the publication of his half-brother’s book of stories, now valuable since, after his death, Frederick Elliot has become a noted author. The “longest journey” which is, of course, the span of one’s life, or, in another sense, the development into one’s true self, has concluded successfully for Rickie, who has regained his sense of integrity. Though his life is cut short, he receives his vindication by coming to moral clarity at last, rejecting conventional hypocrisy, and acknowledging his bond to his brother. His uniqueness and worth are confirmed as well by his posthumous success as an artist.

Her brother, Herbert, has received an offer to be the head of a dormitory at Sawston School, and can fill this post only if Agnes and Rickie marry quickly and join him, Agnes to be house mother, and Rickie to be a teacher of classics. Rickie’s ambition to be a writer, and his freedom of thought, are suppressed by the dreary regimen of teaching, and his moral sense is suffocated by the influence of his wife and brother-in-law. He becomes a petty tyrant in the classroom, and an insensitive enforcer of school rules, though a part of him still sees and understands what he has lost, both as a writer and a man of refinement and sensitivity, since Cambridge. He is “dead” to his former friend, Stuart Ansell, who refuses to answer Rickie’s letters. Ansell finally does pay a visit to Rickie, stopping at the house of another acquaintance, and by coincidence he meets Stephen, who (partly due to Agnes’s scheming to get Aunt Emily’s inheritance for Rickie and herself) has been expelled from Mrs. Failing’s house. Stephen has discovered his identity at last, and now knows that Rickie is his half-brother. He wants to meet him again and see whether they might get on better. Ansell falls under the spell of Stephen’s rustic honesty, physical vitality, and impulsiveness. Rickie, Agnes and Herbert assume Stephen has come to blackmail them and Agnes offers him money, but Stephen, who is in fact penniless, now wants nothing to do with them. In a horrifying blowout, in front of all the pupils, Ansell accuses Rickie and Agnes of wanting to deny Stephen’s existence. Ansell reveals to Rickie that Stephen is, in fact, his mother’s illegitimate child, not his father’s. Rickie faints at this revelation.Rickie Elliot is a student at early 20th century Cambridge, a university that seems like paradise to him, amongst bright if cynical companions, when he receives a visit from two friends, an engaged young woman, Agnes Pembroke, and her older brother, Herbert. The Pembrokes are Rickie’s only friends from home. An orphan who grew up living with cousins, he was sent to a public (boarding) school where he was shunned and bullied because of his lame foot, an inherited weakness, and frail body. Agnes, as it happens, is engaged to Gerald, now in the army, who was one of the sturdy youths who bullied Rickie at school. Rickie is not brilliant at argument, but he is intensely responsive to poetry and art, and is accepted within a circle of philosophical and intellectual fellow-students led by a brilliant but especially cynical aspiring philosopher, Stuart Ansell, who refuses, when he is introduced to her, even to acknowledge that Agnes exists.
When visiting the Pembrokes during his vacation Rickie has an epiphanic vision of the sexual bond between Gerald, who is coarse but handsome and athletic, and Agnes, a bond he cannot imagine for himself. He takes these lovers’ side in trying to speed their marriage, offering part of his own inheritance, an offer that insults Gerald. When Gerald is suddenly killed in a football match, Rickie finds a role consoling Agnes—he tells her she should “mind” what has happened, that is, that she should grieve—since her passion for Gerald has been the main event of her life. Rickie becomes Agnes’ chief consolation and support, though he is in every way Gerald’s opposite, and after a year or two, despite the failure of Rickie’s stories to find a publisher, he and Agnes become engaged to marry.
The young couple pay a visit to Rickie’s Aunt Emily Failing, a wealthy eccentric, the widow of a well-known essayist. On this visit they meet Aunt Emily’s ward, Stephen, a quarrelsome and handsome semi-educated 19-year-old. For some reason—perhaps just to make malicious mischief—Aunt Emily wants Rickie and Stephen to get to know each other. The two young men do not take to each other at all, and quarrel. Yet it turns out that they are in fact half-brothers, a long-kept secret that Aunt Emily reveals to Rickie, mostly to shock him. Rickie assumes that Stephen is the illegitimate son of his father—a father he hated—who lived apart from Rickie’s mother during Rickie’s childhood. Illegitimacy in this period is still considered to be a blight on the child, as well as the family, and Agnes, who is essentially conventional, considers Stephen’s existence something to be deeply ashamed of and to be kept secret, and Stephen a person who deserves to be shunned.
Her brother, Herbert, has received an offer to be the head of a dormitory at Sawston School, and can fill this post only if Agnes and Rickie marry quickly and join him, Agnes to be house mother, and Rickie to be a teacher of classics. Rickie’s ambition to be a writer, and his freedom of thought, are suppressed by the dreary regimen of teaching, and his moral sense is suffocated by the influence of his wife and brother-in-law. He becomes a petty tyrant in the classroom, and an insensitive enforcer of school rules, though a part of him still sees and understands what he has lost, both as a writer and a man of refinement and sensitivity, since Cambridge. He is “dead” to his former friend, Stuart Ansell, who refuses to answer Rickie’s letters. Ansell finally does pay a visit to Rickie, stopping at the house of another acquaintance, and by coincidence he meets Stephen, who (partly due to Agnes’s scheming to get Aunt Emily’s inheritance for Rickie and herself) has been expelled from Mrs. Failing’s house. Stephen has discovered his identity at last, and now knows that Rickie is his half-brother. He wants to meet him again and see whether they might get on better. Ansell falls under the spell of Stephen’s rustic honesty, physical vitality, and impulsiveness. Rickie, Agnes and Herbert assume Stephen has come to blackmail them and Agnes offers him money, but Stephen, who is in fact penniless, now wants nothing to do with them. In a horrifying blowout, in front of all the pupils, Ansell accuses Rickie and Agnes of wanting to deny Stephen’s existence. Ansell reveals to Rickie that Stephen is, in fact, his mother’s illegitimate child, not his father’s. Rickie faints at this revelation.
Rickie’s marriage has become loveless, as Ansell assumed it would, and with his brother’s reappearance he realizes that he has fallen under his wife’s spell and denied his better nature. He leaves to find Stephen, dear to him now because he is the child of the same beloved mother, and he attempts unsuccessfully to assume the role of a brother, for example, to get him to stop drinking. The two of them go to Wiltshire to see his aunt. This brief period when they travel together restores to Rickie the sense of himself that has been lost ever since he fell under his wife’s influence, and, as well, restores his sense of joy and playful love of life. Rickie is unable, however, to control his mercurial half-brother, who gets drunk despite his promise not to. Like his mother, and like Gerald, Rickie dies suddenly: his legs are severed when he tries to pull a drunken Stephen off some railroad tracks.
Stephen survives, marries, and in a brief epilogue stands up to Herbert Pembroke for his right to money that is due him with the publication of his half-brother’s book of stories, now valuable since, after his death, Frederick Elliot has become a noted author. The “longest journey” which is, of course, the span of one’s life, or, in another sense, the development into one’s true self, has concluded successfully for Rickie, who has regained his sense of integrity. Though his life is cut short, he receives his vindication by coming to moral clarity at last, rejecting conventional hypocrisy, and acknowledging his bond to his brother. His uniqueness and worth are confirmed as well by his posthumous success as an artist.Rickie Elliot is a student at early 20th century Cambridge, a university that seems like paradise to him, amongst bright if cynical companions, when he receives a visit from two friends, an engaged young woman, Agnes Pembroke, and her older brother, Herbert. The Pembrokes are Rickie’s only friends from home. An orphan who grew up living with cousins, he was sent to a public (boarding) school where he was shunned and bullied because of his lame foot, an inherited weakness, and frail body. Agnes, as it happens, is engaged to Gerald, now in the army, who was one of the sturdy youths who bullied Rickie at school. Rickie is not brilliant at argument, but he is intensely responsive to poetry and art, and is accepted within a circle of philosophical and intellectual fellow-students led by a brilliant but especially cynical aspiring philosopher, Stuart Ansell, who refuses, when he is introduced to her, even to acknowledge that Agnes exists.
When visiting the Pembrokes during his vacation Rickie has an epiphanic vision of the sexual bond between Gerald, who is coarse but handsome and athletic, and Agnes, a bond he cannot imagine for himself. He takes these lovers’ side in trying to speed their marriage, offering part of his own inheritance, an offer that insults Gerald. When Gerald is suddenly killed in a football match, Rickie finds a role consoling Agnes—he tells her she should “mind” what has happened, that is, that she should grieve—since her passion for Gerald has been the main event of her life. Rickie becomes Agnes’ chief consolation and support, though he is in every way Gerald’s opposite, and after a year or two, despite the failure of Rickie’s stories to find a publisher, he and Agnes become engaged to marry.
The young couple pay a visit to Rickie’s Aunt Emily Failing, a wealthy eccentric, the widow of a well-known essayist. On this visit they meet Aunt Emily’s ward, Stephen, a quarrelsome and handsome semi-educated 19-year-old. For some reason—perhaps just to make malicious mischief—Aunt Emily wants Rickie and Stephen to get to know each other. The two young men do not take to each other at all, and quarrel. Yet it turns out that they are in fact half-brothers, a long-kept secret that Aunt Emily reveals to Rickie, mostly to shock him. Rickie assumes that Stephen is the illegitimate son of his father—a father he hated—who lived apart from Rickie’s mother during Rickie’s childhood. Illegitimacy in this period is still considered to be a blight on the child, as well as the family, and Agnes, who is essentially conventional, considers Stephen’s existence something to be deeply ashamed of and to be kept secret, and Stephen a person who deserves to be shunned.
Her brother, Herbert, has received an offer to be the head of a dormitory at Sawston School, and can fill this post only if Agnes and Rickie marry quickly and join him, Agnes to be house mother, and Rickie to be a teacher of classics. Rickie’s ambition to be a writer, and his freedom of thought, are suppressed by the dreary regimen of teaching, and his moral sense is suffocated by the influence of his wife and brother-in-law. He becomes a petty tyrant in the classroom, and an insensitive enforcer of school rules, though a part of him still sees and understands what he has lost, both as a writer and a man of refinement and sensitivity, since Cambridge. He is “dead” to his former friend, Stuart Ansell, who refuses to answer Rickie’s letters. Ansell finally does pay a visit to Rickie, stopping at the house of another acquaintance, and by coincidence he meets Stephen, who (partly due to Agnes’s scheming to get Aunt Emily’s inheritance for Rickie and herself) has been expelled from Mrs. Failing’s house. Stephen has discovered his identity at last, and now knows that Rickie is his half-brother. He wants to meet him again and see whether they might get on better. Ansell falls under the spell of Stephen’s rustic honesty, physical vitality, and impulsiveness. Rickie, Agnes and Herbert assume Stephen has come to blackmail them and Agnes offers him money, but Stephen, who is in fact penniless, now wants nothing to do with them. In a horrifying blowout, in front of all the pupils, Ansell accuses Rickie and Agnes of wanting to deny Stephen’s existence. Ansell reveals to Rickie that Stephen is, in fact, his mother’s illegitimate child, not his father’s. Rickie faints at this revelation.
Rickie’s marriage has become loveless, as Ansell assumed it would, and with his brother’s reappearance he realizes that he has fallen under his wife’s spell and denied his better nature. He leaves to find Stephen, dear to him now because he is the child of the same beloved mother, and he attempts unsuccessfully to assume the role of a brother, for example, to get him to stop drinking. The two of them go to Wiltshire to see his aunt. This brief period when they travel together restores to Rickie the sense of himself that has been lost ever since he fell under his wife’s influence, and, as well, restores his sense of joy and playful love of life. Rickie is unable, however, to control his mercurial half-brother, who gets drunk despite his promise not to. Like his mother, and like Gerald, Rickie dies suddenly: his legs are severed when he tries to pull a drunken Stephen off some railroad tracks.
Stephen survives, marries, and in a brief epilogue stands up to Herbert Pembroke for his right to money that is due him with the publication of his half-brother’s book of stories, now valuable since, after his death, Frederick Elliot has become a noted author. The “longest journey” which is, of course, the span of one’s life, or, in another sense, the development into one’s true self, has concluded successfully for Rickie, who has regained his sense of integrity. Though his life is cut short, he receives his vindication by coming to moral clarity at last, rejecting conventional hypocrisy, and acknowledging his bond to his brother. His uniqueness and worth are confirmed as well by his posthumous success as an artist.

                                                            

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                                                                         3845 WORDS ( Not counting these and the bottom ones )

Rickie Elliot is a student at early 20th century Cambridge, a university that seems like paradise to him, amongst bright if cynical companions, when he receives a visit from two friends, an engaged young woman, Agnes Pembroke, and her older brother, Herbert. The Pembrokes are Rickie’s only friends from home. An orphan who grew up living with cousins, he was sent to a public (boarding) school where he was shunned and bullied because of his lame foot, an inherited weakness, and frail body. Agnes, as it happens, is engaged to Gerald, now in the army, who was one of the sturdy youths who bullied Rickie at school. Rickie is not brilliant at argument, but he is intensely responsive to poetry and art, and is accepted within a circle of philosophical and intellectual fellow-students led by a brilliant but especially cynical aspiring philosopher, Stuart Ansell, who refuses, when he is introduced to her, even to acknowledge that Agnes exists.
When visiting the Pembrokes during his vacation Rickie has an epiphanic vision of the sexual bond between Gerald, who is coarse but handsome and athletic, and Agnes, a bond he cannot imagine for himself. He takes these lovers’ side in trying to speed their marriage, offering part of his own inheritance, an offer that insults Gerald. When Gerald is suddenly killed in a football match, Rickie finds a role consoling Agnes—he tells her she should “mind” what has happened, that is, that she should grieve—since her passion for Gerald has been the main event of her life. Rickie becomes Agnes’ chief consolation and support, though he is in every way Gerald’s opposite, and after a year or two, despite the failure of Rickie’s stories to find a publisher, he and Agnes become engaged to marry.
The young couple pay a visit to Rickie’s Aunt Emily Failing, a wealthy eccentric, the widow of a well-known essayist. On this visit they meet Aunt Emily’s ward, Stephen, a quarrelsome and handsome semi-educated 19-year-old. For some reason—perhaps just to make malicious mischief—Aunt Emily wants Rickie and Stephen to get to know each other. The two young men do not take to each other at all, and quarrel. Yet it turns out that they are in fact half-brothers, a long-kept secret that Aunt Emily reveals to Rickie, mostly to shock him. Rickie assumes that Stephen is the illegitimate son of his father—a father he hated—who lived apart from Rickie’s mother during Rickie’s childhood. Illegitimacy in this period is still considered to be a blight on the child, as well as the family, and Agnes, who is essentially conventional, considers Stephen’s existence something to be deeply ashamed of and to be kept secret, and Stephen a person who deserves to be shunned.
Rickie Elliot is a student at early 20th century Cambridge, a university that seems like paradise to him, amongst bright if cynical companions, when he receives a visit from two friends, an engaged young woman, Agnes Pembroke, and her older brother, Herbert. The Pembrokes are Rickie’s only friends from home. An orphan who grew up living with cousins, he was sent to a public (boarding) school where he was shunned and bullied because of his lame foot, an inherited weakness, and frail body. Agnes, as it happens, is engaged to Gerald, now in the army, who was one of the sturdy youths who bullied Rickie at school. Rickie is not brilliant at argument, but he is intensely responsive to poetry and art, and is accepted within a circle of philosophical and intellectual fellow-students led by a brilliant but especially cynical aspiring philosopher, Stuart Ansell, who refuses, when he is introduced to her, even to acknowledge that Agnes exists.
When visiting the Pembrokes during his vacation Rickie has an epiphanic vision of the sexual bond between Gerald, who is coarse but handsome and athletic, and Agnes, a bond he cannot imagine for himself. He takes these lovers’ side in trying to speed their marriage, offering part of his own inheritance, an offer that insults Gerald. When Gerald is suddenly killed in a football match, Rickie finds a role consoling Agnes—he tells her she should “mind” what has happened, that is, that she should grieve—since her passion for Gerald has been the main event of her life. Rickie becomes Agnes’ chief consolation and support, though he is in every way Gerald’s opposite, and after a year or two, despite the failure of Rickie’s stories to find a publisher, he and Agnes become engaged to marry.
The young couple pay a visit to Rickie’s Aunt Emily Failing, a wealthy eccentric, the widow of a well-known essayist. On this visit they meet Aunt Emily’s ward, Stephen, a quarrelsome and handsome semi-educated 19-year-old. For some reason—perhaps just to make malicious mischief—Aunt Emily wants Rickie and Stephen to get to know each other. The two young men do not take to each other at all, and quarrel. Yet it turns out that they are in fact half-brothers, a long-kept secret that Aunt Emily reveals to Rickie, mostly to shock him. Rickie assumes that Stephen is the illegitimate son of his father—a father he hated—who lived apart from Rickie’s mother during Rickie’s childhood. Illegitimacy in this period is still considered to be a blight on the child, as well as the family, and Agnes, who is essentially conventional, considers Stephen’s existence something to be deeply ashamed of and to be kept secret, and Stephen a person who deserves to be shunned.
Her brother, Herbert, has received an offer to be the head of a dormitory at Sawston School, and can fill this post only if Agnes and Rickie marry quickly and join him, Agnes to be house mother, and Rickie to be a teacher of classics. Rickie’s ambition to be a writer, and his freedom of thought, are suppressed by the dreary regimen of teaching, and his moral sense is suffocated by the influence of his wife and brother-in-law. He becomes a petty tyrant in the classroom, and an insensitive enforcer of school rules, though a part of him still sees and understands what he has lost, both as a writer and a man of refinement and sensitivity, since Cambridge. He is “dead” to his former friend, Stuart Ansell, who refuses to answer Rickie’s letters. Ansell finally does pay a visit to Rickie, stopping at the house of another acquaintance, and by coincidence he meets Stephen, who (partly due to Agnes’s scheming to get Aunt Emily’s inheritance for Rickie and herself) has been expelled from Mrs. Failing’s house. Stephen has discovered his identity at last, and now knows that Rickie is his half-brother. He wants to meet him again and see whether they might get on better. Ansell falls under the spell of Stephen’s rustic honesty, physical vitality, and impulsiveness. Rickie, Agnes and Herbert assume Stephen has come to blackmail them and Agnes offers him money, but Stephen, who is in fact penniless, now wants nothing to do with them. In a horrifying blowout, in front of all the pupils, Ansell accuses Rickie and Agnes of wanting to deny Stephen’s existence. Ansell reveals to Rickie that Stephen is, in fact, his mother’s illegitimate child, not his father’s. Rickie faints at this revelation.
Rickie’s marriage has become loveless, as Ansell assumed it would, and with his brother’s reappearance he realizes that he has fallen under his wife’s spell and denied his better nature. He leaves to find Stephen, dear to him now because he is the child of the same beloved mother, and he attempts unsuccessfully to assume the role of a brother, for example, to get him to stop drinking. The two of them go to Wiltshire to see his aunt. This brief period when they travel together restores to Rickie the sense of himself that has been lost ever since he fell under his wife’s influence, and, as well, restores his sense of joy and playful love of life. Rickie is unable, however, to control his mercurial half-brother, who gets drunk despite his promise not to. Like his mother, and like Gerald, Rickie dies suddenly: his legs are severed when he tries to pull a drunken Stephen off some railroad tracks.
Stephen survives, marries, and in a brief epilogue stands up to Herbert Pembroke for his right to money that is due him with the publication of his half-brother’s book of stories, now valuable since, after his death, Frederick Elliot has become a noted author. The “longest journey” which is, of course, the span of one’s life, or, in another sense, the development into one’s true self, has concluded successfully for Rickie, who has regained his sense of integrity. Though his life is cut short, he receives his vindication by coming to moral clarity at last, rejecting conventional hypocrisy, and acknowledging his bond to his brother. His uniqueness and worth are confirmed as well by his posthumous success as an artist.

Her brother, Herbert, has received an offer to be the head of a dormitory at Sawston School, and can fill this post only if Agnes and Rickie marry quickly and join him, Agnes to be house mother, and Rickie to be a teacher of classics. Rickie’s ambition to be a writer, and his freedom of thought, are suppressed by the dreary regimen of teaching, and his moral sense is suffocated by the influence of his wife and brother-in-law. He becomes a petty tyrant in the classroom, and an insensitive enforcer of school rules, though a part of him still sees and understands what he has lost, both as a writer and a man of refinement and sensitivity, since Cambridge. He is “dead” to his former friend, Stuart Ansell, who refuses to answer Rickie’s letters. Ansell finally does pay a visit to Rickie, stopping at the house of another acquaintance, and by coincidence he meets Stephen, who (partly due to Agnes’s scheming to get Aunt Emily’s inheritance for Rickie and herself) has been expelled from Mrs. Failing’s house. Stephen has discovered his identity at last, and now knows that Rickie is his half-brother. He wants to meet him again and see whether they might get on better. Ansell falls under the spell of Stephen’s rustic honesty, physical vitality, and impulsiveness. Rickie, Agnes and Herbert assume Stephen has come to blackmail them and Agnes offers him money, but Stephen, who is in fact penniless, now wants nothing to do with them. In a horrifying blowout, in front of all the pupils, Ansell accuses Rickie and Agnes of wanting to deny Stephen’s existence. Ansell reveals to Rickie that Stephen is, in fact, his mother’s illegitimate child, not his father’s. Rickie faints at this revelation.Rickie Elliot is a student at early 20th century Cambridge, a university that seems like paradise to him, amongst bright if cynical companions, when he receives a visit from two friends, an engaged young woman, Agnes Pembroke, and her older brother, Herbert. The Pembrokes are Rickie’s only friends from home. An orphan who grew up living with cousins, he was sent to a public (boarding) school where he was shunned and bullied because of his lame foot, an inherited weakness, and frail body. Agnes, as it happens, is engaged to Gerald, now in the army, who was one of the sturdy youths who bullied Rickie at school. Rickie is not brilliant at argument, but he is intensely responsive to poetry and art, and is accepted within a circle of philosophical and intellectual fellow-students led by a brilliant but especially cynical aspiring philosopher, Stuart Ansell, who refuses, when he is introduced to her, even to acknowledge that Agnes exists.
When visiting the Pembrokes during his vacation Rickie has an epiphanic vision of the sexual bond between Gerald, who is coarse but handsome and athletic, and Agnes, a bond he cannot imagine for himself. He takes these lovers’ side in trying to speed their marriage, offering part of his own inheritance, an offer that insults Gerald. When Gerald is suddenly killed in a football match, Rickie finds a role consoling Agnes—he tells her she should “mind” what has happened, that is, that she should grieve—since her passion for Gerald has been the main event of her life. Rickie becomes Agnes’ chief consolation and support, though he is in every way Gerald’s opposite, and after a year or two, despite the failure of Rickie’s stories to find a publisher, he and Agnes become engaged to marry.
The young couple pay a visit to Rickie’s Aunt Emily Failing, a wealthy eccentric, the widow of a well-known essayist. On this visit they meet Aunt Emily’s ward, Stephen, a quarrelsome and handsome semi-educated 19-year-old. For some reason—perhaps just to make malicious mischief—Aunt Emily wants Rickie and Stephen to get to know each other. The two young men do not take to each other at all, and quarrel. Yet it turns out that they are in fact half-brothers, a long-kept secret that Aunt Emily reveals to Rickie, mostly to shock him. Rickie assumes that Stephen is the illegitimate son of his father—a father he hated—who lived apart from Rickie’s mother during Rickie’s childhood. Illegitimacy in this period is still considered to be a blight on the child, as well as the family, and Agnes, who is essentially conventional, considers Stephen’s existence something to be deeply ashamed of and to be kept secret, and Stephen a person who deserves to be shunned.
Her brother, Herbert, has received an offer to be the head of a dormitory at Sawston School, and can fill this post only if Agnes and Rickie marry quickly and join him, Agnes to be house mother, and Rickie to be a teacher of classics. Rickie’s ambition to be a writer, and his freedom of thought, are suppressed by the dreary regimen of teaching, and his moral sense is suffocated by the influence of his wife and brother-in-law. He becomes a petty tyrant in the classroom, and an insensitive enforcer of school rules, though a part of him still sees and understands what he has lost, both as a writer and a man of refinement and sensitivity, since Cambridge. He is “dead” to his former friend, Stuart Ansell, who refuses to answer Rickie’s letters. Ansell finally does pay a visit to Rickie, stopping at the house of another acquaintance, and by coincidence he meets Stephen, who (partly due to Agnes’s scheming to get Aunt Emily’s inheritance for Rickie and herself) has been expelled from Mrs. Failing’s house. Stephen has discovered his identity at last, and now knows that Rickie is his half-brother. He wants to meet him again and see whether they might get on better. Ansell falls under the spell of Stephen’s rustic honesty, physical vitality, and impulsiveness. Rickie, Agnes and Herbert assume Stephen has come to blackmail them and Agnes offers him money, but Stephen, who is in fact penniless, now wants nothing to do with them. In a horrifying blowout, in front of all the pupils, Ansell accuses Rickie and Agnes of wanting to deny Stephen’s existence. Ansell reveals to Rickie that Stephen is, in fact, his mother’s illegitimate child, not his father’s. Rickie faints at this revelation.
Rickie’s marriage has become loveless, as Ansell assumed it would, and with his brother’s reappearance he realizes that he has fallen under his wife’s spell and denied his better nature. He leaves to find Stephen, dear to him now because he is the child of the same beloved mother, and he attempts unsuccessfully to assume the role of a brother, for example, to get him to stop drinking. The two of them go to Wiltshire to see his aunt. This brief period when they travel together restores to Rickie the sense of himself that has been lost ever since he fell under his wife’s influence, and, as well, restores his sense of joy and playful love of life. Rickie is unable, however, to control his mercurial half-brother, who gets drunk despite his promise not to. Like his mother, and like Gerald, Rickie dies suddenly: his legs are severed when he tries to pull a drunken Stephen off some railroad tracks.
Stephen survives, marries, and in a brief epilogue stands up to Herbert Pembroke for his right to money that is due him with the publication of his half-brother’s book of stories, now valuable since, after his death, Frederick Elliot has become a noted author. The “longest journey” which is, of course, the span of one’s life, or, in another sense, the development into one’s true self, has concluded successfully for Rickie, who has regained his sense of integrity. Though his life is cut short, he receives his vindication by coming to moral clarity at last, rejecting conventional hypocrisy, and acknowledging his bond to his brother. His uniqueness and worth are confirmed as well by his posthumous success as an artist.Rickie Elliot is a student at early 20th century Cambridge, a university that seems like paradise to him, amongst bright if cynical companions, when he receives a visit from two friends, an engaged young woman, Agnes Pembroke, and her older brother, Herbert. The Pembrokes are Rickie’s only friends from home. An orphan who grew up living with cousins, he was sent to a public (boarding) school where he was shunned and bullied because of his lame foot, an inherited weakness, and frail body. Agnes, as it happens, is engaged to Gerald, now in the army, who was one of the sturdy youths who bullied Rickie at school. Rickie is not brilliant at argument, but he is intensely responsive to poetry and art, and is accepted within a circle of philosophical and intellectual fellow-students led by a brilliant but especially cynical aspiring philosopher, Stuart Ansell, who refuses, when he is introduced to her, even to acknowledge that Agnes exists.
When visiting the Pembrokes during his vacation Rickie has an epiphanic vision of the sexual bond between Gerald, who is coarse but handsome and athletic, and Agnes, a bond he cannot imagine for himself. He takes these lovers’ side in trying to speed their marriage, offering part of his own inheritance, an offer that insults Gerald. When Gerald is suddenly killed in a football match, Rickie finds a role consoling Agnes—he tells her she should “mind” what has happened, that is, that she should grieve—since her passion for Gerald has been the main event of her life. Rickie becomes Agnes’ chief consolation and support, though he is in every way Gerald’s opposite, and after a year or two, despite the failure of Rickie’s stories to find a publisher, he and Agnes become engaged to marry.
The young couple pay a visit to Rickie’s Aunt Emily Failing, a wealthy eccentric, the widow of a well-known essayist. On this visit they meet Aunt Emily’s ward, Stephen, a quarrelsome and handsome semi-educated 19-year-old. For some reason—perhaps just to make malicious mischief—Aunt Emily wants Rickie and Stephen to get to know each other. The two young men do not take to each other at all, and quarrel. Yet it turns out that they are in fact half-brothers, a long-kept secret that Aunt Emily reveals to Rickie, mostly to shock him. Rickie assumes that Stephen is the illegitimate son of his father—a father he hated—who lived apart from Rickie’s mother during Rickie’s childhood. Illegitimacy in this period is still considered to be a blight on the child, as well as the family, and Agnes, who is essentially conventional, considers Stephen’s existence something to be deeply ashamed of and to be kept secret, and Stephen a person who deserves to be shunned.
Her brother, Herbert, has received an offer to be the head of a dormitory at Sawston School, and can fill this post only if Agnes and Rickie marry quickly and join him, Agnes to be house mother, and Rickie to be a teacher of classics. Rickie’s ambition to be a writer, and his freedom of thought, are suppressed by the dreary regimen of teaching, and his moral sense is suffocated by the influence of his wife and brother-in-law. He becomes a petty tyrant in the classroom, and an insensitive enforcer of school rules, though a part of him still sees and understands what he has lost, both as a writer and a man of refinement and sensitivity, since Cambridge. He is “dead” to his former friend, Stuart Ansell, who refuses to answer Rickie’s letters. Ansell finally does pay a visit to Rickie, stopping at the house of another acquaintance, and by coincidence he meets Stephen, who (partly due to Agnes’s scheming to get Aunt Emily’s inheritance for Rickie and herself) has been expelled from Mrs. Failing’s house. Stephen has discovered his identity at last, and now knows that Rickie is his half-brother. He wants to meet him again and see whether they might get on better. Ansell falls under the spell of Stephen’s rustic honesty, physical vitality, and impulsiveness. Rickie, Agnes and Herbert assume Stephen has come to blackmail them and Agnes offers him money, but Stephen, who is in fact penniless, now wants nothing to do with them. In a horrifying blowout, in front of all the pupils, Ansell accuses Rickie and Agnes of wanting to deny Stephen’s existence. Ansell reveals to Rickie that Stephen is, in fact, his mother’s illegitimate child, not his father’s. Rickie faints at this revelation.
Rickie’s marriage has become loveless, as Ansell assumed it would, and with his brother’s reappearance he realizes that he has fallen under his wife’s spell and denied his better nature. He leaves to find Stephen, dear to him now because he is the child of the same beloved mother, and he attempts unsuccessfully to assume the role of a brother, for example, to get him to stop drinking. The two of them go to Wiltshire to see his aunt. This brief period when they travel together restores to Rickie the sense of himself that has been lost ever since he fell under his wife’s influence, and, as well, restores his sense of joy and playful love of life. Rickie is unable, however, to control his mercurial half-brother, who gets drunk despite his promise not to. Like his mother, and like Gerald, Rickie dies suddenly: his legs are severed when he tries to pull a drunken Stephen off some railroad tracks.
Stephen survives, marries, and in a brief epilogue stands up to Herbert Pembroke for his right to money that is due him with the publication of his half-brother’s book of stories, now valuable since, after his death, Frederick Elliot has become a noted author. The “longest journey” which is, of course, the span of one’s life, or, in another sense, the development into one’s true self, has concluded successfully for Rickie, who has regained his sense of integrity. Though his life is cut short, he receives his vindication by coming to moral clarity at last, rejecting conventional hypocrisy, and acknowledging his bond to his brother. His uniqueness and worth are confirmed as well by his posthumous success as an artist.

                                                            

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kelton : WHOA! DUDE THAT IS SOME SERIOUS WRITING THERE! And I read it all! It was actually a story unlike the others! Sure, it was, weird, but it WAS a story!
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Uh, yeah.  That post was copy paste.  Doesn't anyone read classical novels anymore to recognize it?

The Longest Journey

I mean, the kid is 10 years old, and using terms like 'euphoric" and "posthumous".  Come on people.
Uh, yeah.  That post was copy paste.  Doesn't anyone read classical novels anymore to recognize it?

The Longest Journey

I mean, the kid is 10 years old, and using terms like 'euphoric" and "posthumous".  Come on people.
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Yeah, this hasn't been going well. A couple posts filled with nonsense in an attempt to inflate their length, and a post that copied and pasted someone else's writing. Since I doubt leaving this open would allow anything to get any better, I'll go ahead and close it now.

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Yeah, this hasn't been going well. A couple posts filled with nonsense in an attempt to inflate their length, and a post that copied and pasted someone else's writing. Since I doubt leaving this open would allow anything to get any better, I'll go ahead and close it now.

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