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02-17-09 11:01 AM
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https://www.vizzed.com/vizzedboard/thread.php?id=2782 I'll start off one that I recently came up with: 1. If you're first reaction to obtaining pills in a bottle is spinning it until you find the 'Download Now' button, you might be a nerd And some I came up with last time (just to get things started): 2. If walking up or down a few steps is a work out, you might be a nerd 2. If the letters on your keyboard are wearing away, you might be a nerd 3. If your computer costs more than your car, you might be a nerd (guilty) 4. If you frequently have to clean the food off your keyboard, you might be a nerd 5. If you know your IP address, you might be a nerd. 6. If you have a toy sitting on your desk right now, you might be a nerd. (guilty x 3) 7. If you use Google to find more nerd jokes, you're definitely a nerd. 8. If you use Firefox, you're an extreme nerd And a few more I just came up with now 9. If you've never met your Girlfriend/Wife, you are a nerd. 10. 1f J00 k4n Under574ND wh@ 1'm 54Y1N9, 7H4N j00'Re 4 NeRD!!!!11one (and if you commonly speak that way, you're an even bigger nerd) 11. If you noticed that I listed 2 jokes as #2, you might be a nerd 12. If any of these jokes in this thread offend you, than you definitely are a nerd NOTE: If you're posting jokes that you didn't come up with yourself, please specify that, don't take credit for other jokes, the point of this thread is to come up with your own but if you're not creative enough to do so, than atleast don't claim jokes that aren't yours. https://www.vizzed.com/vizzedboard/thread.php?id=2782 I'll start off one that I recently came up with: 1. If you're first reaction to obtaining pills in a bottle is spinning it until you find the 'Download Now' button, you might be a nerd And some I came up with last time (just to get things started): 2. If walking up or down a few steps is a work out, you might be a nerd 2. If the letters on your keyboard are wearing away, you might be a nerd 3. If your computer costs more than your car, you might be a nerd (guilty) 4. If you frequently have to clean the food off your keyboard, you might be a nerd 5. If you know your IP address, you might be a nerd. 6. If you have a toy sitting on your desk right now, you might be a nerd. (guilty x 3) 7. If you use Google to find more nerd jokes, you're definitely a nerd. 8. If you use Firefox, you're an extreme nerd And a few more I just came up with now 9. If you've never met your Girlfriend/Wife, you are a nerd. 10. 1f J00 k4n Under574ND wh@ 1'm 54Y1N9, 7H4N j00'Re 4 NeRD!!!!11one (and if you commonly speak that way, you're an even bigger nerd) 11. If you noticed that I listed 2 jokes as #2, you might be a nerd 12. If any of these jokes in this thread offend you, than you definitely are a nerd NOTE: If you're posting jokes that you didn't come up with yourself, please specify that, don't take credit for other jokes, the point of this thread is to come up with your own but if you're not creative enough to do so, than atleast don't claim jokes that aren't yours. |
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1. If you are 20+ years old and still into Pokemon god have mercy on your nerdy soul.
2. If you into anime, grow up nerd. 3. If Mario is your idol your opinion might just be total crap, nerd lol. 4. If your favorite game is Final Fantasy, your a nerd who loves to day dream about long swords while using them to your advantage. 5. If you like WoW you might very well be at the top of the nerd chain when it comes to defining a nerd. 6. If you need a strategy guide to beat tetris your a nerd. 2. If you into anime, grow up nerd. 3. If Mario is your idol your opinion might just be total crap, nerd lol. 4. If your favorite game is Final Fantasy, your a nerd who loves to day dream about long swords while using them to your advantage. 5. If you like WoW you might very well be at the top of the nerd chain when it comes to defining a nerd. 6. If you need a strategy guide to beat tetris your a nerd. |
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1. If you jerk off to anime porn, you're a creepy little nerd
2. If you're an opinionated liberal, you're an annoying nerd 3. If you own your own forum, you're a definite nerd 4. If you listen to video game music and it gives you goose bumps, you're just a nerd 5. If you try hard to be different only to be just like every other "different" person, than you're a pathetic nerd 6. If you play D&D, than every joke in this entire thread probably applies to you 2. If you're an opinionated liberal, you're an annoying nerd 3. If you own your own forum, you're a definite nerd 4. If you listen to video game music and it gives you goose bumps, you're just a nerd 5. If you try hard to be different only to be just like every other "different" person, than you're a pathetic nerd 6. If you play D&D, than every joke in this entire thread probably applies to you |
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so you think that because someone has a different opinion from you then they're a nerd? that's a bit childish
1. If you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie, you=nerd 2. If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner, you are a depressing nerd 3. If you window shop at Radio Shack, you are a little nerdy 4. If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life, you are a nerd who needs help 1. If you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie, you=nerd 2. If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner, you are a depressing nerd 3. If you window shop at Radio Shack, you are a little nerdy 4. If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life, you are a nerd who needs help |
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Originally posted by Davideo7 Originally posted by JigSaw Originally posted by Lieutenant Vicktz Originally posted by ziggy I feel nerdy... 1. If you download 260+ gigs of japanese music then you're most probably a nerd. 2. If you obsess over making a computer program taking 1MB less in RAM then you are most probably a nerd. 3. If you understood the last statement then you are most probably a nerd. 4. If your favorite past time is configuring/optimizing your programs then you're most proabably a nerd. Check on all mine too. Originally posted by Davideo7 Originally posted by JigSaw Originally posted by Lieutenant Vicktz Originally posted by ziggy I feel nerdy... 1. If you download 260+ gigs of japanese music then you're most probably a nerd. 2. If you obsess over making a computer program taking 1MB less in RAM then you are most probably a nerd. 3. If you understood the last statement then you are most probably a nerd. 4. If your favorite past time is configuring/optimizing your programs then you're most proabably a nerd. Check on all mine too. |
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Originally posted by Dragon masterOriginally posted by Davideo7 Heres some I made up: 1. If you know the difference between Bits and Bytes, you're a bit of a nerd. 2. If you can tell me what the following stand for, you are a nerd. : FPS, MMORPG, RPG, RTS, WoW, SC, WC. 3. If you spend more time modding a game/fixing/editing than actually play it, you are a nerd. 4. If, when writing an essay, you sometimes stare at a word on the page waiting for a little red line to appear under it telling you it's spelled wrong, then you are a Nerd. 5. If you know what Telnet is, you are either old or a Nerd. 6. If you have more than 5 Electrical gadgets that you carry around with you, you are a nerd. 7. If you use Linux, you are a nerd. 8. If you know the Rubix Cube algorythms by heart, you are a Nerd. 9. If you spend more on customizing/fixing/upgrading your computer than on your bills, you are a nerd. 10. If you spent time thinking up 10 "You are a nerd" statments just for the hell of it, you are a nerd. Only some apply to me. ;P Originally posted by Dragon masterOriginally posted by Davideo7 Heres some I made up: 1. If you know the difference between Bits and Bytes, you're a bit of a nerd. 2. If you can tell me what the following stand for, you are a nerd. : FPS, MMORPG, RPG, RTS, WoW, SC, WC. 3. If you spend more time modding a game/fixing/editing than actually play it, you are a nerd. 4. If, when writing an essay, you sometimes stare at a word on the page waiting for a little red line to appear under it telling you it's spelled wrong, then you are a Nerd. 5. If you know what Telnet is, you are either old or a Nerd. 6. If you have more than 5 Electrical gadgets that you carry around with you, you are a nerd. 7. If you use Linux, you are a nerd. 8. If you know the Rubix Cube algorythms by heart, you are a Nerd. 9. If you spend more on customizing/fixing/upgrading your computer than on your bills, you are a nerd. 10. If you spent time thinking up 10 "You are a nerd" statments just for the hell of it, you are a nerd. Only some apply to me. ;P |
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1. If you have ever updated your computers system more that 6 times in one day you might be a nerd.
2. If you know pi to more than the 15th digit by memory you might be a nerd (example: 3.1415926535897932384626) 3. If you have ever danced to a song out of a pokemon game you might be a nerd. 2. If you know pi to more than the 15th digit by memory you might be a nerd (example: 3.1415926535897932384626) 3. If you have ever danced to a song out of a pokemon game you might be a nerd. |
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