This idea came when BigBob85 (im sure everyone knows his real name!) thought he was greeting my in Hawaiian, turns out he was just being stupid... Iv'e got thousands of things like this, but ill start with just one. To add, first if you can add a date that'd be good . Copy and paste it UNALTERED (with the exception of names if you choose). It'll be like our own personal bash.org, but not all about sex and racists... i hope.

[17:10] Ic3w4v304: Yo
[17:10] BigBob85: yola
[17:10] BigBob85: hola*
[17:10] BigBob85: yola isnt even a word (in english)
[17:11] Ic3w4v304: Nither is Hola...
[17:11] Ic3w4v304: but that never stops you.
[17:11] Ic3w4v304: once ive moved the thread to where it should be you s hould check out my latest post int he "Best Browser" threa.
[17:11] Ic3w4v304: + d
[17:12] BigBob85: its.. its.. hawian....
[17:12] Ic3w4v304: Hola?
[17:13] Ic3w4v304: no...
[17:13] Ic3w4v304: Thats... Aloha
[17:13] Ic3w4v304: or something
[17:13] Ic3w4v304: Pronounced ~ A-low-ha
[17:13] BigBob85: oh.
[17:13] Ic3w4v304: Not.. your word... ~ Hol-a
[17:13] Ic3w4v304: lol
[17:13] Ic3w4v304: Aloha
[17:13] Ic3w4v304:
[17:13] BigBob85: man..
[17:13] BigBob85: all this time i been making a fool of myself..
[17:13] Ic3w4v304: now you feel stupid right?
[17:13] Ic3w4v304: rofl
[17:13] BigBob85: WHY DIDNT THEY TELL ME!!

Yeah.. Lets get some funnies happening.

(why is this in here? Its web based, thats enough for me... If it gets "crazy" i'll move it, but for now it seems relatively normal... And not very spamful... I mean, not everyone says stupid stuff online right?)

Yeh.. I see me getting owned pretty bad here..

Not a stupid thing, but rather funny:

⑨Aiolidragon⑨, 2009-01-01 21:46:34:
you got any new years resolutions?

Ben, 21:47:53:
Can't tell.

⑨Aiolidragon⑨, 21:48:04:
i got two

Ben, 21:48:10:
My mind has a mind of its own

⑨Aiolidragon⑨, 21:48:13:
1280 x 800 and 1680 x 1050

⑨Aiolidragon⑨, 21:48:15:
:D

Ben, 21:48:18:
XD

XD I don't even remember what my mind has a mind of it's own about, and that conversation was 2 days ago.

wow, nice one benny

Originally posted by ziggy

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wow, nice one benny

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Why thank you, Ziggy.

Note: NOVA is agnostic/discordian (He explained this to me) so we decided to have a religious conversation, but it turned into this.

(Discussion about religion):
Alphonse: Alo.
NOVA [CP][<3]: Hi.
Alphonse: I just read what you posted in (Insert Thread Name)
Alphonse: All I can say is
Alphonse: Well... think is
Alphonse: "What the heck would the world be like if you were god"
Alphonse: And then I laugh.
Alphonse: Because my imagination made a lot of Sh-- blow up.
NOVA [CP][<3]: Exactly. It's like going and making reality flawless and perfect.
NOVA [CP][<3]: That is really boring.
NOVA [CP][<3]: If we ever achieve peace on earth,
NOVA [CP][<3]: God will wipe it and make another one,
NOVA [CP][<3]: Or send a meteor at us.
NOVA [CP][<3]: Boredom.
Alphonse: XD
NOVA [CP][<3]: What makes you delete all of the toilets on the sims.
Alphonse: XD
Alphonse: 1. Delete toilets
Alphonse: 2. Create chaos
Alphonse: 3. ???
Alphonse: 4. Profit!
NOVA [CP][<3]: YES. A FINE PLAN.
Alphonse: QUITE.

I'm not trying to spark any religious arguments.

Note: I am Alphonse.
NOVA is an online friend.

Well I have a semi-funny one from not 5 minutes ago.

(I'm Bartimaeus, Soujiroh is a buddeh of mine)
Bartimaeus says:
Oh I LOVE these commercials
Bartimaeus says:
The Comcast High Speed Inter with Powerboost ones
Bartimaeus says:
XD
Bartimaeus says:
It's official
Bartimaeus says:
IE is super moronic
Soujiroh says:
lol
Soujiroh says:
and comcast is just gay
Bartimaeus says:
But the commercials are awesome
Bartimaeus says:
Dude applies the Powerboost to his Baeball and throws it at super-speeds
Bartimaeus says:
The back opens up and JET BOOSTERS FIRE!
Soujiroh says:
lol
Bartimaeus says:
Anything with Jet Boosters is automatically awesome
Bartimaeus says:
It's a rule of thumb

benny, what is wrong with you and your friends

2009-01-09 12:42:49 ⑨Aiolidragon⑨: know the difference between me and you-+
2009-01-09 12:42:51 ⑨Aiolidragon⑨: ?
2009-01-09 12:43:07 Bartimaeus: I'm cooler, you're more awesome-er?
2009-01-09 12:43:08 ⑨Aiolidragon⑨: I have a penis
2009-01-09 12:43:14 Bartimaeus: I know
2009-01-09 12:43:15 Bartimaeus: I have 2.
2009-01-09 12:43:18 ⑨Aiolidragon⑨: Yeah
2009-01-09 12:43:19 ⑨Aiolidragon⑨: See?
2009-01-09 12:43:21 Bartimaeus: Lol
2009-01-09 12:43:27 ⑨Aiolidragon⑨: Real men have 1

rofl, i was scanning through my logs and found this...

(5:27 PM) The "New Laptop": f***ing ow.... it hurts so much to cough...
(5:30 PM) The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:

f***ing ow.... it hurts so much to cough...
(5:30 PM) The "New Laptop": :
(5:30 PM) The "New Laptop": hello?
(5:32 PM) The "New Laptop": JASON!
(5:32 PM) The "New Laptop": *cry*
(5:33 PM) The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:

:
(5:33 PM) The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:

hello?
(5:33 PM) The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:

JASON!
(5:33 PM) The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:

*cry*

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(11:00 AM) The "YouTuber" G: Where is brad?!
(11:00 AM) The "YouTuber" G: Oh...
(11:00 AM) The "YouTuber" G: and...
(11:00 AM) The "YouTuber" G: Hello
(11:00 AM) The "YouTuber" G: Heh that was kinda rude...
(11:00 AM) The "YouTuber" G: but seeing as your idle, you will burn in hell!
(11:03 AM) The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:

Where is brad?!
(11:03 AM) The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:

Oh...
(11:03 AM) The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:

and...
(11:03 AM) The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:

Hello
(11:03 AM) The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:

Heh that was kinda rude...
(11:03 AM) The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:

but seeing as your idle, you will burn in hell!

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Seems that happens more than often : And my final one for the night..

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(2:33 PM) The "int Awesome: did u hear the next resident evil game was gonna be based in africa?
(2:33 PM) The "Buzzing Buz: lol wtf?
(2:33 PM) The "Buzzing Buz: ghey
(2:33 PM) The "int Awesome: people were annoyed that u kill black zombies
(2:33 PM) The "Buzzing Buz: LOL
(2:33 PM) The "Buzzing Buz: ROFLMAO
(2:33 PM) The "Buzzing Buz: thats a good one
(2:33 PM) The "Buzzing Buz: i didnt even think of that
(2:33 PM) The "Buzzing Buz: i jes saw it as... Tree Hugging Zombies.
(2:34 PM) The "int Awesome: odd
(2:34 PM) The "Buzzing Buz: what?
(2:34 PM) The "Buzzing Buz: Africa..
(2:34 PM) The "Buzzing Buz: Jungles
(2:34 PM) The "Buzzing Buz: Trees
(2:34 PM) The "Buzzing Buz: Zombies
(2:34 PM) The "Buzzing Buz: i put those 4 words togeter inmy ind with visual representation
(2:34 PM) The "Buzzing Buz:
(2:35 PM) The "int Awesome: though zombie lions/elephants/rhinos would be AWE-SOME
(2:35 PM) The "Buzzing Buz: LOL
(2:35 PM) The "Buzzing Buz: true
(2:35 PM) The "Buzzing Buz: now thatd be cool to see
(2:35 PM) The "Buzzing Buz: Zombie Elephants... and Pumas
(2:35 PM) The "Buzzing Buz: OMG
(2:35 PM) The "Buzzing Buz: PUMAS
(2:35 PM) The "Buzzing Buz:
(2:35 PM) The "int Awesome: meerkats!!!
(2:36 PM) The "Buzzing Buz: OMG NOT THE MEERKATS
(2:36 PM) The "Buzzing Buz: /cry
(2:36 PM) The "int Awesome: zombie monkeys fling zombie monkey poop at you
(2:36 PM) The "Buzzing Buz: lol
(2:36 PM) The "Buzzing Buz: Posioned
(2:36 PM) The "int Awesome: lol

DM, I told you that in confidence. (
Not really.
But why didn't you post what I said afterward?

IceWave, did you feed the internet your chocolates or something?

IS this entire board insane? Lol.

Well, for the most part, i have to answer a big YES

2009-01-13 21:15:44 ⑨Aiolidragon⑨: Our class is good at paying attention in class
2009-01-13 21:15:50 ⑨Aiolidragon⑨: Like... Really good
2009-01-13 21:16:26 Shiné: Go on.
2009-01-13 21:16:34 ⑨Aiolidragon⑨: We had programming
2009-01-13 21:16:37 ⑨Aiolidragon⑨: Teacher talking
2009-01-13 21:16:43 ⑨Aiolidragon⑨: Normally we listen a little get the point
2009-01-13 21:16:56 ⑨Aiolidragon⑨: But this teacher is really bad at explaining so we kinda waited and looked trough the books ourselfs
2009-01-13 21:17:10 ⑨Aiolidragon⑨: So we spent the time during his explanation to have lesbian cybering in msn chats
2009-01-13 21:17:26 Shiné: HAHAHAHA


The funny thing is that there's only guys in my class.

Wow, only you DM

⑨Aiolidragon⑨ says:
Like
⑨Aiolidragon⑨ says:
I want a new kind of password system
Bartimaeus says:
Eye scanner?
⑨Aiolidragon⑨ says:
That ignores the password that you put in
Bartimaeus says:
Fingerprints?
⑨Aiolidragon⑨ says:
It's all about how manly you are when you press the enter button
Bartimaeus says:
Nose Print?
⑨Aiolidragon⑨ says:
like
⑨Aiolidragon⑨ says:
sagsdgsghsdfh
Bartimaeus says:
LOL
⑨Aiolidragon⑨ says:
*ENTER LIKE THE ANGRY FIST OF GOD*
Bartimaeus says:
HOW MANLY YOU ARE WHEN YOU PRESS THE ENTER BUTTON
⑨Aiolidragon⑨ says:
YES
Bartimaeus says:
LMFAO
Bartimaeus says:
EXCUSE ME

Brilliant.

Edit: This is my 1337th post. I declare myself leet.

hmmm, that made very little sense. i think i might have thought too hard about that one

Kind of agree there, wtf lol?

Plus Neyro, your text is very hard to read when you have lots of text. The red seems to conflict with the Blue... Looks really wierd...

Doesnt bother me if ya dont want to change it...


*blocks layout* Problem solved

The layout doesn't appear when you are responding to a post, so it really doesn't matter