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There once was a man who had a laser and fired it at the moon and as the alien spaceship saw this it turned and shot missiles at Barack Obama while he was intoxicated during his meeting with the Russians so he turned Super Saiyan 6 and grew extremely long hair which he used to shoot a kirby doll into the face of Osama Bin Laden who immediately exploded 5 feet from the white house, but small enough to penetrate the invisible pink wall which was immediately blown to bits.
Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the peices of their Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the peices of their |
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There once was a man who had a laser and fired it at the moon and as the alien spaceship saw this it turned and shot missiles at Barack Obama while he was intoxicated during his meeting with the Russians so he turned Super Saiyan 6 and grew extremely long hair which he used to shoot a kirby doll into the face of Osama Bin Laden who immediately exploded 5 feet from the white house, but small enough to penetrate the invisible pink wall which was immediately blown to bits.
Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the peices of their space ship, but Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the peices of their space ship, but |
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There once was a man who had a laser and fired it at the moon and as the alien spaceship saw this it turned and shot missiles at Barack Obama while he was intoxicated during his meeting with the Russians so he turned Super Saiyan 6 and grew extremely long hair which he used to shoot a kirby doll into the face of Osama Bin Laden who immediately exploded 5 feet from the white house, but small enough to penetrate the invisible pink wall which was immediately blown to bits.
Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the peices of their space ship, but Berlin struck with Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the peices of their space ship, but Berlin struck with |
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There once was a man who had a laser and fired it at the moon and as the alien spaceship saw this it turned and shot missiles at Barack Obama while he was intoxicated during his meeting with the Russians so he turned Super Saiyan 6 and grew extremely long hair which he used to shoot a kirby doll into the face of Osama Bin Laden who immediately exploded 5 feet from the white house, but small enough to penetrate the invisible pink wall which was immediately blown to bits.
Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the pieces of their space ship, but Berlin struck with the remains of Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the pieces of their space ship, but Berlin struck with the remains of |
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There once was a man who had a laser and fired it at the moon and as the alien spaceship saw this it turned and shot missiles at Barack Obama while he was intoxicated during his meeting with the Russians so he turned Super Saiyan 6 and grew extremely long hair which he used to shoot a kirby doll into the face of Osama Bin Laden who immediately exploded 5 feet from the white house, but small enough to penetrate the invisible pink wall which was immediately blown to bits.
Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the pieces of their space ship, but Berlin struck with the remains of a snot bomb. Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the pieces of their space ship, but Berlin struck with the remains of a snot bomb. |
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There once was a man who had a laser and fired it at the moon and as the alien spaceship saw this it turned and shot missiles at Barack Obama while he was intoxicated during his meeting with the Russians so he turned Super Saiyan 6 and grew extremely long hair which he used to shoot a kirby doll into the face of Osama Bin Laden who immediately exploded 5 feet from the white house, but small enough to penetrate the invisible pink wall which was immediately blown to bits.
Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the pieces of their space ship, but Berlin struck with the remains of a snot bomb. This bomb caused Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the pieces of their space ship, but Berlin struck with the remains of a snot bomb. This bomb caused |
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There once was a man who had a laser and fired it at the moon and as the alien spaceship saw this it turned and shot missiles at Barack Obama while he was intoxicated during his meeting with the Russians so he turned Super Saiyan 6 and grew extremely long hair which he used to shoot a kirby doll into the face of Osama Bin Laden who immediately exploded 5 feet from the white house, but small enough to penetrate the invisible pink wall which was immediately blown to bits.
Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the pieces of their space ship, but Berlin struck with the remains of a snot bomb. This bomb caused the disintegration of Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the pieces of their space ship, but Berlin struck with the remains of a snot bomb. This bomb caused the disintegration of |
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There once was a man who had a laser and fired it at the moon and as the alien spaceship saw this it turned and shot missiles at Barack Obama while he was intoxicated during his meeting with the Russians so he turned Super Saiyan 6 and grew extremely long hair which he used to shoot a kirby doll into the face of Osama Bin Laden who immediately exploded 5 feet from the white house, but small enough to penetrate the invisible pink wall which was immediately blown to bits.
Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the pieces of their space ship, but Berlin struck with the remains of a snot bomb. This bomb caused the disintegration of everyones pants when Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the pieces of their space ship, but Berlin struck with the remains of a snot bomb. This bomb caused the disintegration of everyones pants when |
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There once was a man who had a laser and fired it at the moon and as the alien spaceship saw this it turned and shot missiles at Barack Obama while he was intoxicated during his meeting with the Russians so he turned Super Saiyan 6 and grew extremely long hair which he used to shoot a kirby doll into the face of Osama Bin Laden who immediately exploded 5 feet from the white house, but small enough to penetrate the invisible pink wall which was immediately blown to bits.
Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the peices of their sexual organs out Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the peices of their sexual organs out |
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There once was a man who had a laser and fired it at the moon and as the alien spaceship saw this it turned and shot missiles at Barack Obama while he was intoxicated during his meeting with the Russians so he turned Super Saiyan 6 and grew extremely long hair which he used to shoot a kirby doll into the face of Osama Bin Laden who immediately exploded 5 feet from the white house, but small enough to penetrate the invisible pink wall which was immediately blown to bits.
Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the peices of their sexual organs out from venus flytraps Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the peices of their sexual organs out from venus flytraps |
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There once was a man who had a laser and fired it at the moon and as the alien spaceship saw this it turned and shot missiles at Barack Obama while he was intoxicated during his meeting with the Russians so he turned Super Saiyan 6 and grew extremely long hair which he used to shoot a kirby doll into the face of Osama Bin Laden who immediately exploded 5 feet from the white house, but small enough to penetrate the invisible pink wall which was immediately blown to bits.
Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the peices of their sexual organs out from venus flytraps shaped like vaginas. Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the peices of their sexual organs out from venus flytraps shaped like vaginas. |
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There once was a man who had a laser and fired it at the moon and as the alien spaceship saw this it turned and shot missiles at Barack Obama while he was intoxicated during his meeting with the Russians so he turned Super Saiyan 6 and grew extremely long hair which he used to shoot a kirby doll into the face of Osama Bin Laden who immediately exploded 5 feet from the white house, but small enough to penetrate the invisible pink wall which was immediately blown to bits.
Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the peices of their sexual organs out from venus flytraps shaped like vaginas. All people of Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the peices of their sexual organs out from venus flytraps shaped like vaginas. All people of |
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There once was a man who had a laser and fired it at the moon and as the alien spaceship saw this it turned and shot missiles at Barack Obama while he was intoxicated during his meeting with the Russians so he turned Super Saiyan 6 and grew extremely long hair which he used to shoot a kirby doll into the face of Osama Bin Laden who immediately exploded 5 feet from the white house, but small enough to penetrate the invisible pink wall which was immediately blown to bits.
Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the peices of their sexual organs out from venus flytraps shaped like vaginas. All people of revived barrak obama Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the peices of their sexual organs out from venus flytraps shaped like vaginas. All people of revived barrak obama |
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There once was a man who had a laser and fired it at the moon and as the alien spaceship saw this it turned and shot missiles at Barack Obama while he was intoxicated during his meeting with the Russians so he turned Super Saiyan 6 and grew extremely long hair which he used to shoot a kirby doll into the face of Osama Bin Laden who immediately exploded 5 feet from the white house, but small enough to penetrate the invisible pink wall which was immediately blown to bits.
Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the peices of their sexual organs out from venus flytraps shaped like vaginas. All people of revived barrak obama surrendered to whites Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the peices of their sexual organs out from venus flytraps shaped like vaginas. All people of revived barrak obama surrendered to whites |
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There once was a man who had a laser and fired it at the moon and as the alien spaceship saw this it turned and shot missiles at Barack Obama while he was intoxicated during his meeting with the Russians so he turned Super Saiyan 6 and grew extremely long hair which he used to shoot a kirby doll into the face of Osama Bin Laden who immediately exploded 5 feet from the white house, but small enough to penetrate the invisible pink wall which was immediately blown to bits.
Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the peices of their sexual organs out from venus flytraps shaped like vaginas. All people of revived barrak obama surrendered to whites castle of doom. Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the peices of their sexual organs out from venus flytraps shaped like vaginas. All people of revived barrak obama surrendered to whites castle of doom. |
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There once was a man who had a laser and fired it at the moon and as the alien spaceship saw this it turned and shot missiles at Barack Obama while he was intoxicated during his meeting with the Russians so he turned Super Saiyan 6 and grew extremely long hair which he used to shoot a kirby doll into the face of Osama Bin Laden who immediately exploded 5 feet from the white house, but small enough to penetrate the invisible pink wall which was immediately blown to bits.
Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the peices of their sexual organs out from venus flytraps shaped like vaginas. All people of revived barrak obama surrendered to whites castle of doom. He then jumped Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the peices of their sexual organs out from venus flytraps shaped like vaginas. All people of revived barrak obama surrendered to whites castle of doom. He then jumped |
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There once was a man who had a laser and fired it at the moon and as the alien spaceship saw this it turned and shot missiles at Barack Obama while he was intoxicated during his meeting with the Russians so he turned Super Saiyan 6 and grew extremely long hair which he used to shoot a kirby doll into the face of Osama Bin Laden who immediately exploded 5 feet from the white house, but small enough to penetrate the invisible pink wall which was immediately blown to bits.
Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the peices of their sexual organs out from venus flytraps shaped like vaginas. All people of revived barrak obama surrendered to whites castle of doom. He then jumped on Fat Albert Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the peices of their sexual organs out from venus flytraps shaped like vaginas. All people of revived barrak obama surrendered to whites castle of doom. He then jumped on Fat Albert |
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There once was a man who had a laser and fired it at the moon and as the alien spaceship saw this it turned and shot missiles at Barack Obama while he was intoxicated during his meeting with the Russians so he turned Super Saiyan 6 and grew extremely long hair which he used to shoot a kirby doll into the face of Osama Bin Laden who immediately exploded 5 feet from the white house, but small enough to penetrate the invisible pink wall which was immediately blown to bits.
Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the peices of their sexual organs out from venus flytraps shaped like vaginas. All people of revived barrak obama surrendered to whites castle of doom. He then jumped on Fat Albert and imploded. The Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the peices of their sexual organs out from venus flytraps shaped like vaginas. All people of revived barrak obama surrendered to whites castle of doom. He then jumped on Fat Albert and imploded. The |
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There once was a man who had a laser and fired it at the moon and as the alien spaceship saw this it turned and shot missiles at Barack Obama while he was intoxicated during his meeting with the Russians so he turned Super Saiyan 6 and grew extremely long hair which he used to shoot a kirby doll into the face of Osama Bin Laden who immediately exploded 5 feet from the white house, but small enough to penetrate the invisible pink wall which was immediately blown to bits.
Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the peices of their sexual organs out from venus flytraps shaped like vaginas. All people of revived barrak obama surrendered to whites castle of doom. He then jumped on Fat Albert and imploded. The miniature poodle decided Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the peices of their sexual organs out from venus flytraps shaped like vaginas. All people of revived barrak obama surrendered to whites castle of doom. He then jumped on Fat Albert and imploded. The miniature poodle decided |
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There once was a man who had a laser and fired it at the moon and as the alien spaceship saw this it turned and shot missiles at Barack Obama while he was intoxicated during his meeting with the Russians so he turned Super Saiyan 6 and grew extremely long hair which he used to shoot a kirby doll into the face of Osama Bin Laden who immediately exploded 5 feet from the white house, but small enough to penetrate the invisible pink wall which was immediately blown to bits.
Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the peices of their sexual organs out from venus flytraps shaped like vaginas. All people of revived barrak obama surrendered to whites castle of doom. He then jumped on Fat Albert and imploded. The miniature poodle decided to eat apples Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave. Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire. The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues. They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas. Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his unusually wobbly bits, which he named "Princess Barry". Scared for life Kirby ate a tv to stop the mutant frog people from watching popular porn flicks. Later, Dedede tried seducing a giant sushi filled with icecream. The sushi laughed in happy terror, spilling soy sauce all over the giant waddle dee. This upset Kirby very much, so he swallowed Dedede. Kirby spat him out and exploded, Dedede did. Then cannibalistic french fries killed Ronald Mcdonald and Grimace, even though Pikachu was giving much resistence to being called "fuzzy." Bucky the beaver died a painful exaggerated death from lotsa-spaghetti while Link was Rickroll'd by Rasenganfan2's PINGAS machine. Memes now rule Barack Obama's hair, not his liver. Goku killed Obama in smash bros then, for real meat was expensive. Obama died in Mario, then left to play CD-I. Because of telephone, Goku Kamehameha-ed Obama, who deflected back but died anyway. Once again his entire being reanimated. Goku and Obama fell in love. They had 3 disturbing sexual experiences. The aliens dyed the moon blue. It's a mystery how gobama's kids could still walk after being born from Goku and the U.S. president. Horrified they commited suicide while burning Nintendo down. (To avoid getting sued, just let this be known that it's a joke. We are NOT going to burn down Nintendo.) Amidst the chaos, we destroyed nintendo. While Nintendo was dying, the police raided ziggy's sewer, finding absolutely nothing. DH then bombs Obama's weapons cache and gets arrested and killed by Ronald's flaming homosexuality child molesting powers. Davideo7 then killed Ronald in rage of Rasenganfan2's epicness... NOT!! Ronald just kicked David in his house. Dave kicked Ronald's nutsack, which killed Ronald. DH drank alot of vodka to make people explode and accept DM's advice on girls. A wizard appeared and told DH to poop on MegaKidicarus for $50. DH refused. Instead he stomped on him and gave up his life to Rasenganfan2 because Rasen PWNED a strong water pistol while eating cereal. He rules worlds with Sage Mode. he created sage tacos. They allow Rocky Balboa to kick Rasenganfan2's nuts in 47 states. He bombed luke skywalker's house yesterday. Force master my gay loving sister hates me now. Rick Astley then started Meme Wars. he died first, repenting to youtube fan girls breasts. DH was resurrected as a sandvich then transformed into a powerful dragon called Dragon Master. While he was pooping in a can of spam Megakidicarus died. Nobody pooping poop pooped, so Kenya declared... Rasenganfan2 vs Astley! Who will win? Memefan2 vs RickRollAstley! Never gonna give you up lyrics triumphed this time. While they were busy sniffing goats, a village idiot learned history and tried to do a kamikaze run. In Hyrule, Gannon eyed ants suspiciously because they learned how to RickRoll. Link RickRoll'd Gannon and Cloud Strife. While the ants obtained ultimate intelligence, Link killed Cloud but cloud was already dying. Never to be revived except one time. Link decapitated Cloud. Link then ran into nuclear bombs. They were fakes. He took one slice of pizza to eat while Gannon ate the other saying "link dies now". Gannon then proceeded to kill all, and then cecil ordered some pizza. The universe exploded. It Was Revived, Quina was king. But of what? Of keeping Cloud dead forever. "It's a conspiracy! LOL" said Barrack's ghost, which exploded in the arms of the very very bad smelling orangutan wearing a bathrobe. The orangutan didn't expect that a flying banana alien could blow up his mega gigantic Barrack Obama shield. In disgust, Stalin ate a pizza that he found under a homeless hobo who attacked all the ants with his hang-nail. He then fainted on Bowsers cat that scratched him where his laser shoots from. After Stalin farted toxins into the air, Quina gained immortality. Why he wanted this immortality for himself was easy. He wanted it so he could eat food from the tree of endless pies. Bowser fell on his giant goomba minion which smelt cheesy. Bowser then went to the moon to confront Quina's unicorn of death. Its uber gay, but in the heat of the moment bowser chucked a pink balloon using his fling-omega at the unicorn which died instantly.Bowser roared in satisfaction until Link jumped out of the mysterious cave that a dragon learned and lived in. Link smacked an obese man who then rapped fred. It was a very unknown kind of evil. The obese man didn't kill fred with gangsta rapping but with classical music from the school of opera which had recently closed. Gannon arrived who then barfed up a lung into Stalin's hair. Stalin retaliated by using his miniature poodle with fangs. Berlin shot rockets at Gannon's pants which exploded. In the Bermuda Triangle the Aliens started to collect the peices of their sexual organs out from venus flytraps shaped like vaginas. All people of revived barrak obama surrendered to whites castle of doom. He then jumped on Fat Albert and imploded. The miniature poodle decided to eat apples |
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