You have to check this one out, read all 3 long parts of the story, and tell me what you think of my thread listed here:

https://www.vizzed.com/boards/thread.php?id=39883&ref=51265

Also, leave a post in there if you want, I did wanted to continue my story (I can't because I can't double post) but I got to wait for a post.
Check the link out, it will give you a laugh.

There was an old man taking such a wonderful hike along a path on a mountain. A few minutes afterward he began taking such a wonderful hike on a mountain, he had met an old woman along the way. They bother walked and chatted whilst taking the wonderful hike. After the hike had ended, the old man proposed to the old woman. They ended up becoming married. Two weeks into the future, the old mean and the old woman decided to take such a wonderful hike on the exact path, again. The man had informed his wife that he must use the restroom before his bladder had an accident and exploded. He visited the restroom and after he had completed urinating, he stumbled upon an unexpected cliff. The old man was curious to see what was beyond the cliff. Thirty minutes had occurred and the old man's wife went searching for her husband. She searched in the restroom and by the unexpected cliff without knowing he was even nearby the unexpected cliff in the recent past. What had occurred to the old man?

Answer: The old man had autumned off of the unexpected cliff.
Definition of autumned: Fell

I will inform you that I hadn't received this hilarious joke from the internet and I had discovered this whole joke currently using my brain. The old man autumning off of the unexpected cliff was created by me about four or five years into the past. I had improved the answer of the hilarious joke. What do you think of my hilarious joke, a-sassy-black-lady?

Three women are stranded on an island in the Pacific Ocean. Shore is one hundred miles away from the island the three women are stranded on. Woman one decides to attempt to swim to shore. She swims ten miles and becomes tired. She returns to the island. Woman two decides to swim to shore. She swims twenty-five miles and becomes tired. She returns to the island. Woman three decides to swim to shore. She swims fifty miles and becomes tired. She returns to the island. What had the third woman done that was extremely idiotic?

Answer: The shore is one hundred miles away from the island the three women are stranded on. The third woman decided to swim back to the shore. She swam fifty miles until becoming tired. She swam back to the island which is fifth miles. Fifty plus fifty equals one hundred. One hundred is the range between the island and the shore. Woman three could have swam the rest of the way.

Five cats stumble upon a cliff on a mountain. One of the cats had jumped off the, purposely. How many cats remained?

Answer: None of the cats remained because they were all copycats. I hope my jokes will qualify.

Um a kind of funny story is when i was in Spain on a school trip, we had to go horse riding up this mountain and after about an hour or two my teachers horse who was in front of me kept pooping, for some reason my horse was unbelievably close, close enough to get a bit of poo on himself (i called my horse Jeff, and he was definitely a he because he had a massive penis)
anyway as i understand it the horses were trained to follow the horse in front but in a carrot and stick scenario (you know... the donkey scenario theory) the carrot or in this case the constantly pooping horse in front acted as a deterrent to follow the crowd and a lush green bush by the side of the mountain drop acted as an incentive to eat it so once my horse reached the bush he splintered off from the group and started nibbling on this bush while i was staring down a cliff edge petrified.

My reaction was to try and get my horse to turn around but all he did was eat and occasionally raise his front hooves up as i kept pulling back on the reigns it was an extremely scary time and as it was my first ever time on a horse ive vowed never to set bottom to saddle ever again.

Here's a couple, I'm horrible but anyway.

How do you sneak up on a Unique Elephant? You neak up on it tupid. ''

Two drunk hill billies are driving down the road back to the liqour store, The wife says "Hunny your passionate" Husband: "Oh thanks baby, i try." Wife: Hunny! your passionate!" Husband: "I know i know! not now when we get home" Wife: "No Hunny your passin it the liquor store!"

*Sigh* I am so sorry those sound like torture jokes but i tried. Off the top of my head.

Do you like Sonic The Hedgehog? If you do,does it count if I send you a link to a very funny sonic video? And if you've already seen it,you don't have to send me any Viz.

You have 6 submission now. Are you going to pick a winner? You made this back in May. I'll give it a few days and if no winner is picked, I'm closing it.