this thread is simple, just tell one of those lame, cheesy jokes that nobody uses anymore because they're bad now or just always have been.
ex: 2 guys walk into a bar, the other one ducks (yeah, like that)

A guy walks into a pub and half his head is a big orange. He says: 'I'll have a pint of lager, please.' And the barman says: 'Excuse me, I couldn't help noticing, but half your head appears to be a big orange.' And the boy goes: 'Yeah, had that for a while now.'

So the barman says: 'How did that come about, if you don't mind me asking?' And the boy says: 'I was in this old junk shop when I found a lamp and when I gave it a rub this genie appeared.

He offered me the standard three wishes, and I said: 'For my first wish, I'd like every woman I ever meet to fall madly in love with me.' So the genie waves his genie hands and suddenly there's women looking at me. Then the genie says: 'What will your second wish be?' I said: 'I'd like a wallet with 1 million dollars in it, and I can never lose it, it can't be destroyed, and every time I spend any of the money, it'll be replenished.' And the genie says: 'Your wish is granted. Now, what will your third wish be?' So I said: 'For my third wish, I'd like half my head to be a big orange.



Except this one is so bad that it's good.

What do you call someone whose career is in ruins?

an archaeologist (get it? hahaha it is so lame)

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get away from his wife! (horribly lame! )

why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

cuz he's a friggin skeleton, they can't walk

How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb in a tree and act like a nut.

how do you get a reaaaallly fat guy into a small car?
take the f out of way (aahhh, the lame classics)

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel testicles?

whats green, hangs at the wall and barks?
a dog in a backpack

what's red, green and goes 50 mph?

a frog in a blender

whats yellow and drowns at sea?

a dredge

and why?

It has only one Arm

Whats black, white, and red all over?

A white kkk member and black gorilla beating the bloody hell out of eachother.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies?

when there's one at the bottom eating its way out

What happened to the peanut when it crossed the street?

It got assalted

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "hey why the long face?"

What is green and becomes instantly red?
frog in a blender

What is green and becomes slowly red?
frog in a blender- running for his life

Why would you take a hammer to bed?
So you could hit the sack.

So a guy wake sup one morning and feels a bit heavier. He goes to the doctor who tells him to cough. He does. The Doctor says "Yep, you have a third testicle down there. It's kind of odd and rare, so keep it to yourself."
Years go by. Decades go by.
The guy is seriously bothered by it and he HAS to tell someone.
So he gets on a random bus and sits down next to a dude and says "Hey, do you know between us we have 5 balls?"
The dude replies: "What, don't you have any?

what do you call a snail on a ship?

a snailor

a man comes home and find his wife in bed with his best friend

"Whats going on here?" the man screams

"See, told ya he's stupid" the wife answered