Chapter 1:

Mario was first born in 1981 when he and his girlfriend princess pauline met, but not long after that, donkey kong, a brown ape comes and steals mario's girlfriend, so Mario has no choice but to rescue her from donkey kong by climbing up 100m (4 levels) of platforms and collasping the platforms under donkey kong by loosening the bolts on the platforms, then Mario and princess pauline remeet and they fall in love.

While Mario was growing up in 1982, his brain had a brain-fart and Mario went berserk and took donkey kong with him. Mario trapped donkey kong in a cage, while he sends out birds and the crocodile-like enemies, now it was up to donkey kong jr to stop Mario. Donkey kong jr climbs up 4 levels and then he sees the keys to unlock the cage, so he had a idea to push them up to where they need to go, and donkey kong jr has gotten donkey kong back. But for Mario... *Mario falls, then SPLAT!* Is he ok?

During the 3 year gap, Mario was healing very slowly because he broke his head and nearly died due to the 30+ feet fall impact when his head first slammed into the ground. But after he got out of the recovery, he rested a little at home, but then, bowser came!

Then in 1985, when he was 4 years old, he starred in his 3rd game, his official appearance where he had a special ability to grow instantly when he snacks on a mushroom, this took place in the mushroom kingdom where bowser came and kidnapped princess toadstool (her name for the 1985 super Mario brothers game.) and took her away from Mario and even trapped 7 toads in the castles, too. Mario had to set off once again but minutes later, he discovered the first warp zone and went down the pipe to world 4, then he goes all the way and bumped a insivible block which hurt his head, but he then discovered a beanstalk, he went to world 8, then went all the way to bowser's castle where it held princess toadstool captive by bowser, Mario ran under him at the end after getting through a very hard maze and bowser then collasped, and Mario rescued his girlfriend, princess toadstool.


Chapter 2 coming soon!

I had just realized that when Mario had been born, he already had a girlfriend. What humor? I enjoyed reading this biography and it was interesting. The humor was awesome! Good luck with chapter two.

Chapter 2:

In 1988, 3 years later, when Mario turned 7, he was in bed, dreaming of hearing a voice calling for help, in a cave. Suddently, Mario woke up, and somehow...
[Mario] Where am I?
[Me] You somehow teleported into a world called the "Subcon".
[Mario] How do I get out!?
[Me] Mario, relax, you just have the find and destroy king wart which is 19 levels from here.
[Mario] *screams like a girl*

Basicly, he ended up in the subcon after dreaming which somehow changed the world. First he opens a door, but then...
[Mario] Is there any floor below me!?
[Me] Not until probably 40 feet below.
[Mario] *screams while falling to death* *slam*

So he went down, down, down until he discovered another door. He opened it, and found shy guys and ground bird-like enemies. He tossed one at another enemy, and the enemies died. So Mario had to progress level to level until finally finding wart.

[King Wart] You found my lair!? You must die! Prepare yourself for your death, kid!
[Mario] I ain't a kid! Let's settle this in a battle!

So they battled for a few minutes and Mario destroyed king wart. A white door appeared, so Mario went in, and pulled out the plug in the jar that trapped the red beezos and that was the faint voice.

So Mario then woke up out of his dream and opened his eyes a little bit, then fell back asleep. Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.


Then, the following year of 1988, there was another problem months later, the princess was kidnapped, bowser took her while Mario was sleeping and Mario had to rescue the princess, but there were 8 pretty long worlds with atleast more than 8 levels. Mario's growing ability from snacking a mushroom came back, and now he could use new abilites, such as the tanooki, kuribo's shoe, hammer suit, and more. After hours of rescuing the king's of each world which needed their wand to transform back to their normal self, Mario was now going to face the madness of world 8, first, he finds airships, then he finds a hand which pulls you to your death which starts a level. After half a hour, he found bowser.

[Bowser] *gasps* Mario, why in god's name are you doing here!?
[Mario] I have to save my princess no matter what whether you like it or not!
[Bowser] *throws flames* I'm going to kill you!
[Mario] Wrong. *makes a hole*
[Bowser] Uh oh. *screams while falling to his death 200 feet below*
[Mario] A door!
[Princess Peach] Thank you Mario, but the princess is in another castle! Just kidding, ha ha ha. Good bye!


Chapter 3 coming. This story will end up being longer than I expected! O.O