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08-12-15 07:28 PM
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DerAxeEfekt : Granted. But because you were so good at it you eventually got cocky and trolled. Trololo. I wish that I was the smartest person in the universe.
DerAxeEfekt : Granted. But because you were so good at it you eventually got cocky and trolled. Trololo. I wish that I was the smartest person in the universe.
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08-12-15 10:04 PM
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Final Weapon : Granted, but the side effect is since you're so smart your big will grow so big on knowledge that it will explode in a week's time.

I wish I could talk to cats.
Final Weapon : Granted, but the side effect is since you're so smart your big will grow so big on knowledge that it will explode in a week's time.

I wish I could talk to cats.
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08-13-15 01:55 AM
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StarKitten : Granted! You look at your new talking companion. A Caterpillar - shortened CAT - wheel loader.

I wish my siblings abandoned those stupid, utterly idiotic Five Night's at Freddy's and Minecraft songs and listened to Muse instead.
StarKitten : Granted! You look at your new talking companion. A Caterpillar - shortened CAT - wheel loader.

I wish my siblings abandoned those stupid, utterly idiotic Five Night's at Freddy's and Minecraft songs and listened to Muse instead.
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08-13-15 01:57 AM
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DerAxeEfekt : Granted, but Muse begins experimenting with Minecraft and FNAF songs, and eventually moves into creating them full-time.

I wish I had the ability to pause and resume time as I wanted.
DerAxeEfekt : Granted, but Muse begins experimenting with Minecraft and FNAF songs, and eventually moves into creating them full-time.

I wish I had the ability to pause and resume time as I wanted.
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08-13-15 03:00 AM
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mrfe : Granted! You decide to try this ability out. You freeze time. Time is frozen. You can't defreeze it, because time is frozen and everything stands still, even you and your thoughts. TIme remains frozen for the next Infinity+1 years.

I wish I could control the probability of things happening.

Like this:

>What is the probability of me being able to levitate?

0 out of 100.

>Make it 100 out of 100.

Done.

>*levitates away*
mrfe : Granted! You decide to try this ability out. You freeze time. Time is frozen. You can't defreeze it, because time is frozen and everything stands still, even you and your thoughts. TIme remains frozen for the next Infinity+1 years.

I wish I could control the probability of things happening.

Like this:

>What is the probability of me being able to levitate?

0 out of 100.

>Make it 100 out of 100.

Done.

>*levitates away*
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08-14-15 09:44 PM
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DerAxeEfekt : Granted, but you can only change it so it is not in your favor.

I beleiv...er wish I could fly.
DerAxeEfekt : Granted, but you can only change it so it is not in your favor.

I beleiv...er wish I could fly.
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08-15-15 03:01 AM
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bigger0gamer : Granted! R. Kelly is mad at you for not believing you can fly. He starts a riot against you. The government decides to listen to him, and you are banned from your homeland. You can still fly, though.


I wish the Ubuntu installation I'm doing right now would succeed.
bigger0gamer : Granted! R. Kelly is mad at you for not believing you can fly. He starts a riot against you. The government decides to listen to him, and you are banned from your homeland. You can still fly, though.


I wish the Ubuntu installation I'm doing right now would succeed.
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08-15-15 07:16 AM
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Uzar
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It succeeds! But your computer gets hit by a meteor.

I wish my computer wouldn't constantly crash.
It succeeds! But your computer gets hit by a meteor.

I wish my computer wouldn't constantly crash.
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08-17-15 05:31 PM
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A user of this :

Granted, but now the CPU cannot handle even opening Notepad so your computer lags for about half an hour before being able to do anything on it.

And that is for every application you open.

I wish I had a better job.

Emoteen134
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Granted, but now the CPU cannot handle even opening Notepad so your computer lags for about half an hour before being able to do anything on it.

And that is for every application you open.

I wish I had a better job.

Emoteen134
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08-18-15 04:11 PM
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emoteen134 : granted, u get good money, but your boss and partners are mean, which leads you to getting frustrated every day and one day you get really frustraded and mad u beat the heck out of your woman, and she takes your kids and leaves, and u start drinking and you get drunk and you're caught drunk driving and you go to jail, and because you're drunk you challenge a huge prisoner to a fight and you break you're face and you become as ugly as an elephant's butt. you get out of prison, now u hate your life. you want to commit suicide, but since you're drunk again you want to die in fashinable way, so with you're money you get to the top of burj khalifa(tallest building in the world) and without anybody noticing u commit suicide.
Give a like for the story
I wish i could be an iron Penguin that cannot be eaten by anything.
emoteen134 : granted, u get good money, but your boss and partners are mean, which leads you to getting frustrated every day and one day you get really frustraded and mad u beat the heck out of your woman, and she takes your kids and leaves, and u start drinking and you get drunk and you're caught drunk driving and you go to jail, and because you're drunk you challenge a huge prisoner to a fight and you break you're face and you become as ugly as an elephant's butt. you get out of prison, now u hate your life. you want to commit suicide, but since you're drunk again you want to die in fashinable way, so with you're money you get to the top of burj khalifa(tallest building in the world) and without anybody noticing u commit suicide.
Give a like for the story
I wish i could be an iron Penguin that cannot be eaten by anything.
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08-18-15 04:18 PM
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haitamchouiekh : Granted! But for this to happen, you are forced to spend the rest of your life as a digital penguin in the game Club Penguin. Also, you're a mascot for Linux.

I wish that Tumblr would suffer from eternal DDoSing.
haitamchouiekh : Granted! But for this to happen, you are forced to spend the rest of your life as a digital penguin in the game Club Penguin. Also, you're a mascot for Linux.

I wish that Tumblr would suffer from eternal DDoSing.
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08-21-15 05:19 PM
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DerAxeEfekt : Granted, but now the entire Internet has been DDoS'd and you cannot even access the Chrome Dinosaur game.

I wish kittens where fruit people too.

Emoteen134
DerAxeEfekt : Granted, but now the entire Internet has been DDoS'd and you cannot even access the Chrome Dinosaur game.

I wish kittens where fruit people too.

Emoteen134
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08-22-15 10:47 AM
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emoteen134 : Granted! They're all tomatoes though.... Hope you like ketchup Kittens.




I wish that I could have a Buttery Biscuit.
emoteen134 : Granted! They're all tomatoes though.... Hope you like ketchup Kittens.




I wish that I could have a Buttery Biscuit.
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08-22-15 10:50 AM
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The1stDrakonMage : Granted, but the one who makes them confuses butter with gold. I don't know why. Anyway, you bite your biscuit and crush your teeth as a side-effect.

I wish I memorized all Emacs commands.
The1stDrakonMage : Granted, but the one who makes them confuses butter with gold. I don't know why. Anyway, you bite your biscuit and crush your teeth as a side-effect.

I wish I memorized all Emacs commands.
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08-22-15 02:17 PM
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Final Weapon
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DerAxeEfekt : Granted, but your mind collapsed as a result. I wish that I had a beautiful girlfriend.
DerAxeEfekt : Granted, but your mind collapsed as a result. I wish that I had a beautiful girlfriend.
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08-22-15 02:38 PM
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Final Weapon : Granted! You remove your Occulus RIft. You shout: "Emily!" Suddenly, a voice from your speaker booms: "I'm over here, you ignorant schmuck!" Your beautiful girlfriend (just like you ordered) appears on the computer screen. You shut down the computer. Also, your mom noticed it and put it up on Facebook. You are now known nationwide as a weeaboo manchild.

I wish my laptop lagged less.
Final Weapon : Granted! You remove your Occulus RIft. You shout: "Emily!" Suddenly, a voice from your speaker booms: "I'm over here, you ignorant schmuck!" Your beautiful girlfriend (just like you ordered) appears on the computer screen. You shut down the computer. Also, your mom noticed it and put it up on Facebook. You are now known nationwide as a weeaboo manchild.

I wish my laptop lagged less.
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08-22-15 03:15 PM
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DerAxeEfekt : Granted, but now you think about as fast as a Slowpoke. Good luck with that lag.

I wish for more Viz.

Emoteen134
DerAxeEfekt : Granted, but now you think about as fast as a Slowpoke. Good luck with that lag.

I wish for more Viz.

Emoteen134
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08-23-15 12:34 AM
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emoteen134 : Granted. But its only 1 Viz... Lolololololol. I wish that I was the most popular person on vizzed.
emoteen134 : Granted. But its only 1 Viz... Lolololololol. I wish that I was the most popular person on vizzed.
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08-23-15 09:20 AM
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Final Weapon : Granted, but the only drawback is that within a week or so, everyone realizes why you're so popular, and the maker of this thread becomes popular.

I wish Markiplier would upload another video on Youtube!
Final Weapon : Granted, but the only drawback is that within a week or so, everyone realizes why you're so popular, and the maker of this thread becomes popular.

I wish Markiplier would upload another video on Youtube!
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08-23-15 09:32 AM
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DerAxeEfekt
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Flash1225 : Granted! You look at Markipliers channel to see what the new video is about. "MARKIPLIER FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S STRIP SPECIAL"

I wish that my laptop wasn't messed up beyond recovery.
Flash1225 : Granted! You look at Markipliers channel to see what the new video is about. "MARKIPLIER FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S STRIP SPECIAL"

I wish that my laptop wasn't messed up beyond recovery.
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