Here's a chance for the ultimate nerdgasm...
Combining English with Science.

Here's what you do:
You know formulae like H2O and CO2? Well you can combine these letters to come up with words. 8D
The idea is to come up with long or funny words limited to the symbols on the periodic table.
For example: Na2C2H3O2 is Sodium Acetate or... Nacho!
You don't have to come up with real molecules, but if you want you can.
Try to avoid bad or offensive words. 
And remember that Oxygen (O) and Iodine (I) are your BEST friends!
Here's a useful table of just the symbols: 
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ICe CuBe

Iodine, Cerium, Copper, Beryllium.

I love science games.

Yay this might pick up!
I have...
CHOCoLaTe
Carbon, Hydrogen, Oxygen, Cobalt, Lanthanum, Tellurium.

CuTe
Copper, Tellurium

OXeN
Oxygen, Xenon, Nitrogen

FeRn
Iron, Radon

I hope everyone gets it now.

BaN

Barium, Nitrogen

ThIN

Thallium, Iodine, Nitrogen

SPINS

Sulfur, Phosphorus, Iodine, Nitorigen, Sulfur

They're short.... Maybe I'll come up with more later.

SmOSH
Samarium, Oxygen, Sulfur, and Hydrogen.

HULa HOOP
Hydrogen, Uranium, Lanthanum, Hydrogen, Oxygen, Oxygen, Phosphorus.

XeBRa
Xenon, Boron, Radium

RaGe
Radium, Germanium

AsSAsSIN
Arsenic, Sulfur, Arsenic, Sulfur, Iodine, Nitrogen

LuBrICaTiON

Lutetium+Bromine+Iodine+Calcium+Titanium+Oxygen+Nitrogen.

NeW

Neon and Tungsten.

Some clever words are in here.

PWN
Phosphorus+Tungsten+Nitrogen

ONCe UPON AtIMn()
Oxygen+Nitrogen+Cerium+Uranium+Phosphous+Oxygen+Nitrogen+Astatine+Iodine+(no symbol had Me so Mn was used here)

Mt. RuSHMoRe
Meitnerium+Ruthenium+Sulfur+Hydrogen+Molybdenum+Rhenium

BrUCe Li (Impersonating Actor after Bruce Lee died)
Bromine+Uranium+Cerium+Lithium

HOUSe Md (from the show)
Hydrogen+Oxygen+Uranium+Selenium+Mendelevium

HErPEs INFeCTiON
Hydrogen+Erbium+Phosphorus+Einsteinium+Iodine+Nitrogen+Iron+Carbon+Titanium+Oxygen+Nitrogen

I just found one that was absolutely perfect for this site. NiNTeNdO.

Nickel = Ni
Nitrogen = N
Tellurium = Te
Neodymium = Nd
Oxygen = O

Nintendo! I looked for any combination to make it Nintendo Game, Nintendo Console, Super Nintendo, etc. No luck.

EDIT: I found it. SUPEr NiNteNdO

Sulfur = S
Uranium = U
Phosphorus = P
Erbium = Er

Super Nintendo!

Well I only have one word for now so here goes.....

Cat

Copper
Astantine
Titanium

Markeith21 :

That doesn't work..

Copper = Cu

so you probably spelled CuAT if I remember the other two.

I only remember Copper really well

Carbon = C
Gold = Au
Sulfer = S
Titanium = T
Iodine = I
Carbon = C

Caustic

TiP

That's Titanium + Phosphorus

SHIPS

That's Sulfur + Hydrogen + Iodine + Phosphorus + Sulfur

PHOBIC

Phosphorus + Hydrogen + Oxygen + Boron + Iodine + Carbon

IBOCK

Iodine + Boron + Oxygen + Carbon + Potassium

PSYCH (like the show too)

Phosphorus + Sulfur + Yttrium + Carbon + Hydrogen

There are loads of words that you can make from the periodic table.

* Plutonium, Rhenium = PuRe
* Bromine, Oxygen, Thorium, Erbium = BrOThEr
* Calcium, Iron = CaFe
* Rhodium, Oxygen, Neon = RhONe
* Cobalt, Rhenium = CoRe
* Copper, Phosphorus = CuP
* Carbon, Rhenium, Tungsten = CReW
* Phosphorus, Yttrium, Rhenium = PYRe
* Bismuth, Sulfur, Oxygen, Nitrogen = BiSON
* Americium, Erbium, Iodine, Calcium = AmErICa
* Selenium, Astatine; SeAt. Radium, Cerium = RaCe
* Rhenium, Neon, Tungsten = (Re)NeW
* Rhenium, Vanadium, Erbium, Selenium = (Re)VErSe
* Hydrogen, Argon, Dysprosium = HArDy
* Iodine, Cerium = ICe
* Cobalt, Nitrogen; Con
* Sulfur, Molybdenum, Tellurium = SMoTe
* Protactinium, Thorium = PaTh
* Sulfur, Iodine, Rhenium = SIRe
* Scandium, Aluminum, Einsteinium = ScAlEs
* Actinium, Rhenium = AcRe
* Iron, Carbon, Aluminum = FeCAl
* Tungsten, Silver, Erbium = WAgEr
Sulphur, Tantalum, Germanium, Cobalt, Actinium, Hydrogen, Einsteinium: STaGeCoAcHEs
* Tungsten, Astatine, Erbium = WAtEr

I wanted to make Metagross, but I got PIKAcHU:
Phosphorus
Iodine
Potassium
Actinium
Hydrogen
Uranium
 :3