Is this a copy thread? It sounds like it should be one...

Just write down what jobs you'd be REALLY BAD AT, and explain why. Or jobs that you've had experience with and know the facts (knock on wood).

Personally, I thought of this the other day, and I know that I'd be WAY too honest to write commercial skits.

"This is Maybelline's new 'Mask Your Ugly' makeup line. If you were ugly before though, you'll still be ugly after putting this on. Here's a sexy model to take your mind off the crappy product, so guys will buy it hoping their wife will look just as hot afterwards. Side effects include: runny nose, itchy or watery eyes, chapped lips, and anal leakage. Please do not eat while makeup is applied, as it will rub off onto all foods. If any at all is ingested in this way, please contact Poison Control immediately."

I could not sit at a desk all day and type away. I know I could not because I know that my mind would slowly drift and then work would not be accomplished.

Anything that isn't Drawing, writing or game design. I could do voice acting but my voice admittedly sucks.

I'm serious, that is all I can do. I honestly do not have the mental state to actually talk to a bunch of people in a very public place for very long. I sometimes hop into a random building's bathroom just to be isolated for a little while.

Well, I haven't really thought about it much, but I have absolutely no drawing talent whatsoever, I guess I couldn't be an artist.

I wouldn't be able to be a pro athlete or anything like that I suck at sports and I absolutely hate the idea of sitting at a desk all day....Maybe I'll deliver mail lol

I couldn't be an artist or a professional athlete. I'm somewhat good at sports, but it bores me, and I suck at drawing.

Working at a desk all day is my type of job as long as its not in an actual office but in the comfort of my own home. I am an expert at being a computer couch potato and I can probably last the longest in front of a computer cause I have been doing it for years

Jobs I would fail at include customer service and sales (unless they are based online). I got horrible in person communication skills so that means I would not be able to work for most jobs.

I also make a bad business man cause I often negotiate so low I'm practically giving away stuff for free and in return running myself out of business lol. But I think I'm pretty moral as far as what makes a good product and what makes fair pricing... just not good at getting the customers.

I probably couldn't be an actor because I'm terrible with those kinds of things. Whenever I try to, my friends always say I look and sound ridiculous. The funny thing is, I love to RP online.

I can't be a doctor am sensitive to cutting people or their death . I recall working in a clinic then I had to lift a dead body, also once I went in the Operating theater I saw a patient's fresh operated eye....

A cheesy car salesman. :/
Just one of the few jobs that i would rather work in McDonalds than work in for social interaction reasons. :|

Well, ANYTHING that is required to hear, is a job I cannot do. 

I'm deaf, so I'm incapable to get a job that requires or depends you to hear. 

Also, I probably won't do dirty jobs, I'd probably retch. 

One thing that I would hate to do is do physical stuff, like stunts, because I HATE doing stuff that can be death defying. Daredevil is out of the question.

The last kind of job I ever plan on getting would be something like customer service or public relations. As much as I want to understand and help other people, I could not handle the pressure of a random person who looks and sounds ready to jump down my throat.

I wouldn't be able to be a doctor. Not because blood grosses me out, but because my hands are just too shaky. Even though I'm an artist (I give myself too much credit, it just draw and do some paint :/), I can't even draw a straight line without having to draw a billion tinier lines. If I tried to do it without lifting the pen it would probably look like readings of a pulse reader when someone is having a heart attack. Here's a simulation of what might happen.
Me: Nurse, what seems to be the problem?
Nurse: Oh, Dr. Awesome, it's nothing too serious, this boy just has a little rock shard in his chest. He just needs some minor plastic surgery to get it out. It's not too close to his heart. He's just being a wuss.
Me: That's not serious? Are you insane!? How are you even a nurse!?
Nurse: Don't judge me!
Me: *Sigh* aside from your lack of sympathy for the patient and the fact that I may or may not be firing you later, let's just do this operation. Scalpel!
Nurse:... Fine.
- The nurse hands the doctor the scalpel which the doctor drops.
Me: Ooopsie Poopsies, let me just pick that up.
Nurse: You just dropped that scalpel into his ribs. It almost hit his lungs or his heart. Are you sure you know what you're doing?
Me: Of course. Well, now that he's been painfully and accidentally ripped open, time to start removing the rock.... Okay I can do this.
Nurse: Doctor your hands are all over the place. You just sliced his appendix open. Hurry up and remove the shard.
Me: Gawd, shuddup, I know what I'm doing.
Nurse: That his liver
Nurse: That his pancreas.
Nurse: no
Nurse: Cold. Cold. Cold. Warm. Cold. Warmer. Warmer. Cold. Warm. HOT!!!
Me:Yes!!!
Nurse: Put that scalpel down. Your freakin' dangerous. Just use the tongs.
Me: Okay.
- After removing the rock.
Me: Yay, the rocks out! 
Nurse: Yes, along with all of the organs from his UPPER BODY!
Me: I'm fired aren't I?
Supervisor: What do you think?
Me: Dang.
~ 5 days later in court after being jailed for malpractice suit.
Corrupt Judge: We find you guilty of murder. But hey, your pretty sexy so you only get one day in jail. How about you call me some time? *fails at winking seductively*
Me: Cool! And... ewwwww.
Corrupt Judge: Oh, and we've also ruled that you are forbidden from holding any sort of potentially sharp object in your hands. This includes pencils and knives.
Me: Aww....

I couldn't be in a mindless job that didn't let me use my creativity, like an accountant, desk job, warehouse worker, etc... I would be so bored and miserable if I couldn't utilize my creativity. I either have to interact with people, or use my creativity, (preferably both) or it is too boring and repetitive.

I can't be a Chef, because I'm terrible at cooking especially cutting any foods (since I cut myself when I was cutting carrots one day). I also can't be a cashier in stores, because I will feel terribly embarrass If i gave the incorrect change to the person.

I can't do jobs that requires me to speak the whole time. Ie. Being a salesman, speaker, waiter, cashier... I can be good at speaking if I want to, the problem is, I'm not comfortable with continuously talking and socializing with different people for hours.

I don't think I could handle something like a teacher. When I have a job, I do one that's mostly hands on. I'm not too good with the ones that are too intellectual.

I can't do athletic stuff.  I can't build things not even a simple bird house!  But I am excellent at customer service it always brings a smile to my face to look so awesome compared to the other cashiers.  At my old job before I got sick I was the number one cashier in the chain, the owners even interviewed me to do a training tape because I do everything right and beyond.  I almost got management position but then I got sick..  I'm still aggravated that I can't go to work yet!

The first thing that comes to mind is historian. I never liked history and I think the History Channel is one of the worst channels available. It is second only to the Golf Channel.

I could never be an accountant either. For those who don't know, accounting is a mix of lots of meaningless writing and 1st grade math. It gets very monotonous.