Oh boy, THIS game. Well, like when I talked about Superman 64, I'm going FULL DETAIL into this game.

                                               --- In the beginning, there was a good game, and there was a bad game... ---
Well, you're walking down the game corner of your nearest grocery store. You're looking for a good Atari 2600 game. You see a game called E.T. It reminds you of the AWSOME movie of the same name. So, you go home insert it into your Atari, and play. Well, look at this deceiving title screen. DECIVING I TELL YOU!!! It looks as good as 4-bit can. So, you start the game. You see E.T. Come down in a pink tree. I think that's the ship. So you move around. Occasionally you stop, and whenever you do, E.T. Turns to the left. Why does E.T. Just turn left? Is he against facing the right? (his left) He's like "Why do I have to face RIGHT? This game isn't RIGHT, it's WRONG!" So you walk around. La la la la la. WOAH-LY CRAP! Oh you inspected that dark green area, didn't you? Well, you fall down the hole. To get out, you open E.T.'s mouth... or you extend his... neck? Well, you float out, and-WHAT? You fell back down? Well, those holes are traps. However, the telephone pieces are in the holes. And they don't look like telephone pieces, they look like... parrellograms... with diagonal lines... going across it.  So, you think you finally got out of the hole, but you fall in. AGAIN. So you FINALLY get out with a telephone piece. But then Inspector Gadget (or some dective) comes and takes it. OH. MY. GOSH. And then some doctor with a blue mask comes along and takes you to his prison ready to commit... alien... abuse. Now, you might be wondering why I'm talking like... this. Two reasons 1.) I can't tell what's going on and 2.) THIS GAME IS PUTTING ME TO SLEEP! Enough E.T., PLEASE come out of that hole.

                                                          --- E.T. goes down the hole ---
Well, might as well talk about something while Mister E.T. (who acts nothing like the REAL E.T.) tries to get out of the hole. Steven Spielberg, maker of the movie, gave Atari the licence to make an Atari game of E.T. But he only gave them 6 weeks. Yeah, only 6 WEEKS to make the game, manufacture it, make copies of it, make the instruction manuals (the enclosed instruction booklet), and package it. 5 major things in 6 weeks. Yeah, I couldn't make a good game with that either. Wait, that number on the bottom of the screen is getting low. That count is how many steps you take. You start 9999, and every step you take, the number goes down 1. If you fall down a hole, you lose like 35. Oh no, it's about to hit zero! Oh... E.T. Died... *sniffle* "bawls with tears*
 
                                                           --- THIS GAME IS DRIVING ME CRAZY ---
I DIDN'T MEAN TO LET YOU DOWN E.T., IT'S JUST THAT YOU TOOK TO MANY STEPS I'M SO SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait, you're alive... and you have 1500 steps! Oh thank you, thank you, Lord!!! So you're still walking. Falling down a hole. Walking some more. Updating your Facebook and Twitter status to: alien on a 9999 step walk on a forest on Earth. Wait... I FOUND THE THIRD CELL PHONE PIECE! Okay, go to square one, and wait under a timer that just appeared. Now, the timer ended... the ship came back, and now... a boy is walking in and out of his house with E.T. In front and... the game started over... THE GAME STARTED OVER?!?!?!?!?! I WENT THROUGH ALL THAT FOR NOTHING??? THIS HAS BEEN ONE OF THE BIGGEST TIME WASTEMENTS OF MY WHOLE LIFE!!! I am DEAD serious. So what do you do? DON'T PLAY THIS GAME. And most CERTAINLY do not play Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde... PLEASE... I've been warned about that game...