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200 viz for the person who posts the funniest in soviet russia joke

 

05-29-11 07:59 AM
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post the funniest in Soviet Russia joke and get 200 Viz

this contest lasts until Sunday June 5th
post the funniest in Soviet Russia joke and get 200 Viz

this contest lasts until Sunday June 5th
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05-29-11 01:03 PM
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In soviet russia, Vizzed plays YOU!
In soviet russia, Vizzed plays YOU!
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The Funniest Soviet Russia joke? Hmmm

In Soviet Russia. Dog walks you!

Eh. I got nothing.
The Funniest Soviet Russia joke? Hmmm

In Soviet Russia. Dog walks you!

Eh. I got nothing.
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05-29-11 01:32 PM
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well what is you talking is not refering at noting ok you are obsesed of Viz no? well all eran Viz is davideo ok well this is my opinion for this post bye
well what is you talking is not refering at noting ok you are obsesed of Viz no? well all eran Viz is davideo ok well this is my opinion for this post bye
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In Soviet Russia you don't rob the stores the stores rob you (I didn't make this joke)
In Soviet Russia you don't rob the stores the stores rob you (I didn't make this joke)
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05-29-11 02:17 PM
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In Soviet Russia, couch sits on you!


In Soviet Russia, couch sits on you!
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05-29-11 06:56 PM
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In Soviet Russia, Pokemon catch You!
In Soviet Russia, Pokemon catch You!
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In Soviet Russia, baby abort YOU!

In Soviet Russia, pills take YOU!

(Made them myself)
In Soviet Russia, baby abort YOU!

In Soviet Russia, pills take YOU!

(Made them myself)
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05-30-11 06:21 PM
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Well, I have time so I might as well take a crack at this.

Found -
In Soviet Russia, ass kicks YOU.
In Soviet Russia, fox, fires YOU.
In Soviet Russia, this cant touch YOU.
In Soviet Russia, browser keeps tabs on YOU.

Made up -

In Soviet Russia, its from YOU to Me.
In Soviet Russia ,its not me its YOU.
In soviet Russia, computer uses YOU.
In soviet Russia, book reads YOU.

Well, I have time so I might as well take a crack at this.

Found -
In Soviet Russia, ass kicks YOU.
In Soviet Russia, fox, fires YOU.
In Soviet Russia, this cant touch YOU.
In Soviet Russia, browser keeps tabs on YOU.

Made up -

In Soviet Russia, its from YOU to Me.
In Soviet Russia ,its not me its YOU.
In soviet Russia, computer uses YOU.
In soviet Russia, book reads YOU.

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05-30-11 07:30 PM
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In America, Chuck Norris kills YOU, But in SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU KILL CHUCK NORRIS.

Not my best work, but in Russia, everything is backwards.
In America, Chuck Norris kills YOU, But in SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU KILL CHUCK NORRIS.

Not my best work, but in Russia, everything is backwards.
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kyuremu : in mexico you fear terrorists bun in soviet russia terrorists fear YOU
kyuremu : in mexico you fear terrorists bun in soviet russia terrorists fear YOU
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05-31-11 11:06 AM
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why did i get summoned?

in soviet russia, bed lays on you!
in soviet russia, Wii plays You!
why did i get summoned?

in soviet russia, bed lays on you!
in soviet russia, Wii plays You!
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris STILL roundhouse kicks you in the face.
hows that?
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris STILL roundhouse kicks you in the face.
hows that?
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in soviet russia, you dont drink vodka, vodka drinks you!
*my music teacher is russian, this is his favorite joke*
*so, like, its for real*
in soviet russia, you dont drink vodka, vodka drinks you!
*my music teacher is russian, this is his favorite joke*
*so, like, its for real*
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In soviet Russia car drives you!
In soviet Russia law breaks you!
In soviet Russia bullets dodge you!
In soviet Russia you don't look at a** a** looks at you!
In soviet Russia chicken eats you!
In soviet Russia sandwich noms you!
In soviet Russia hairball coughs up cat!

Hows that?
In soviet Russia car drives you!
In soviet Russia law breaks you!
In soviet Russia bullets dodge you!
In soviet Russia you don't look at a** a** looks at you!
In soviet Russia chicken eats you!
In soviet Russia sandwich noms you!
In soviet Russia hairball coughs up cat!

Hows that?
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In Soviet Russia, Waldo Find You!
In Soviet Russia, President Assassinate You!
In Soviet Russia, The Game Loses You!
In Soviet Russia, Mudkips Liek You!
In Soviet Russia, Waldo Find You!
In Soviet Russia, President Assassinate You!
In Soviet Russia, The Game Loses You!
In Soviet Russia, Mudkips Liek You!
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icrazyforpokemon : I thought this contest ended a month ago.
icrazyforpokemon : I thought this contest ended a month ago.
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In Soviet Russia, topic describes YOU !!
In Soviet Russia, the war begins you
In Soviet Spira, ze shoopuf rides you.
But like vizwiz said, I dont win anything since this is over already..
In Soviet Russia, topic describes YOU !!
In Soviet Russia, the war begins you
In Soviet Spira, ze shoopuf rides you.
But like vizwiz said, I dont win anything since this is over already..
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In Soviet Russia, Weed get high on YOU!

In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds YOU!

In Soviet Russia, Presents open YOU!

In Soviet Russia, Browser keeps tabs on YOU!
In Soviet Russia, Weed get high on YOU!

In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds YOU!

In Soviet Russia, Presents open YOU!

In Soviet Russia, Browser keeps tabs on YOU!
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icrazyforpokemon : Who won the competition? Its been 2 months since the competition ended

In America you post on vizzed. But in soviet russia, vizzed posts on you!
icrazyforpokemon : Who won the competition? Its been 2 months since the competition ended

In America you post on vizzed. But in soviet russia, vizzed posts on you!
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