Today i will review...Super man for the Nintendo 64. Uh-oh.

Right off the bat, when we turn on the game, something is wrong. WHERE IS THE SUPERMAN THEME?! instead it is this random stock music. whatever. lets start the "game".

When we start the game, we are greeted by Lex Luthor telling superman that all of his friends are trapped in a virtual world, and he can never get them. After that, we cut to playing as superman. The text box below it says "To save your friends, you must solve my maze!" In other words, you're flying through rings. Why does he call it a "maze" when in reality you're flying through rings? Again, whatever. lets just do it. When you start to try to fly through the rings, you will think the controls are broken. Superman keeps swerving left and right. Actually, these are the ACTUAL CONTROLS. This is the #1 reason why it is so bad. The controls. And we havent even started on the crappiness.

Now, lets try to fly through the rings.let me say that THIS IS THE HARDEST LEVEL IN VIDEO GAME HISTORY, NO LIE!! why? #1, crappy controls, #2 time limit,and #3 if you miss a ring when you are flying, it takes so long to go around and hit it, you are better off ignoring it. If you miss 3 rings, you are dead. This all adds up to the hardest level in the world. But, if you manage to beat it, then here is what you will see.

If you manage to beat level 1, then here it what level 2 is like. You pick up cars and throw them. First of all, after you beat the maze, it throws you right into it. No directions or ANYTHING. you have to figure it out yourself. Not to mention it is IMPOSSILBLE to pick up cars, and if you lose, you go right back to level 1 again. now level 3 is.......

.....exactly the same as level 1. Same crappiness. And if you lose, back to level one. AWESOME. level 4 is sort of different. you have to pick up a police car and carry it to the end of the level. No big deal. if you have perfected level 2, this should be sort of easy. Fly high, and your fine. And guess what level 5 is......thats right! MORE RINGS!! thats when i just stopped. forget about it. I heard that there are adventure levels to, but same thing. Akward controls, bad gameplay, etc. Lets sum this piece of poop up.

"Graphics":1/5
"Gameplay":1/5
"Controls":1/5
Overall: 1/5

The funny thing about this game is that it actually could have been GOOD. If you just made it open world sandbox, it would be okay. But, then, we wouldnt know it as one of the worst games of all time. Goodbye!

-this is pieman, signing out.

what theres a superman gme for n64 i must alert the agency
no seriously i had no idea till now






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honestly, I would hve thought this was a great review, if most of the words weren't ripped STRAIGHT from AVGN. I mean really... this seems just too familiar for it to be 100% creative. That said, this game was awful, and I wasted my money on it, the worst part is, I actually played through most of the game as a little kid but I just can't get past like the third level today. And that irritates me.

This game could have been good. It also could have never existed, which would be just as good. Hell, this game could have been anything. But it wasn't. Instead this glorified series was tainted in my opinion, by the WORST video game, of all time. Yes, I think this is worss than ET. Yes, I think this is worse than Custer's Revenge. At least those games you could PLAY. This game is terrible, and deserves to be crucified.

legacy: ya i did use some stuff from avgn..... and custers revenge ya disgusting cant believe it even exists. and ya the stock music thing was from him but i dont knw anything else i copied...?

Eh if they made it more like Nights into Dreams it wouldn't be so bad.

Yes, a VERY VERY VERY VERY BAD GAME.
I don't know why it was even a VIDEO GAME.
Stay away!

Superman 65 is probably one of the 5 worst games ever made, but I don't think it's worse than ET or Cluster's Revenge. But it's bad, REAL bad




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PS2: Fine.
Mega Driver with 71 games: Nice.
Super Nintendo bought at the fair for US$ 25,00: Double Nice.
Turbo Game VG9000T bought at the same fair for US$ 5,00: Just Great.
Black Mega Driver 3 found in a trash can with 4 cartridges: works like a charm.
Long in the tooth Atari: running smoothly
Xbox360 Falcon bought for US$ 700,00, used for 6 months: May devil be with it and guard it.

pieman9 : You just stole most of the quotes from the AVGN (Who's not even funny anymore) and you didn't NOTHING to look at the game apart from looking at the other levels which are beating up criminals. And your thought of an open-world superman game HAS been done as Superman Returns: The Video Game and the idea of N64 games being openworld wasn't thought of and couldn't be done.

Also, unless your using a real n64 controller for a game the controls are bound to be crap anyway.

hackerman : I bet the agency would be proud of Super Sonic pics