Hires a body guard to protect me.

*Throws a very large vase made out of cat hair at the user below me.*

AH! CAT HAIR ON MAH TONGUE!

I throw the empire state building at the user below me.

OH NOEZ! *hides underground and dodges the building* Phew! That was close!

Now I throw an UFO (not the ice cream) at the user below me!

*catches the UFO like a frisbee and throws it back at the person above me*

Throws a cellular phone with a bomb attached to the person below me!

~Avoids~ you think that can hit me?!

I throw a blank post at the user below me.

That's not a BLANK post... I'm seeing spam in the bottom part. Anyway I avoid it

I'll throw poison gas at the user below me!

*is wearing a gas mask*

Now I throw an anvil at the user below me!

Simon Lee the Old Huntsman is a poem which occurs in Lyrical Ballads and was written in 1798, belonging, thus, temporally to the Romantic period (1780-1830). Romantic writing is commonly identified with some key elements, which concern imagination, nature, symbolism and myth (although there have been writers of this period who were not as ‘mainstream’). William Wordsworth has been characterised as a canonical author of Romantic Poetry in that his work is highly attached to the notion of Nature and plenty of reference is made to it. Approaching a piece of literary work, however, from this perspective is very restraining, therefore, in this essay we will attempt a ‘social’ or ‘historical’ kind of approach. We shall try to ‘read’ the idealistic language found in the poem as social or historical discourse through the poetic techniques employed by the writer. In other words, we will analyse the way various elements of poetic form and language combine to create meaning and effects.
Simon Lee is about an old huntsman who, while was once strong and active, now strives to fight his declined health and strength. The poem recounts an actual encounter of the poet with this old man. It seems to be a hybrid of lyric and narrative (a lyrical ballad). Lyric in that we have a first-person expression of emotion and concentration upon the actions and feelings of an individual at a particular moment, while narrative, since there is a narrator and another character, whom the former encounters and, later, describes. There are 12 stanzas of eight lines each with a rhyme scheme of ABABCDED that causes the lines to flow smoothly.
The first stanza of the poem introduces us with Simon and sets the scene: ‘In the sweet shire of Cardigan’. It is obvious from the beginning that Wordsworth is dealing with a matter from common life, since every reader is familiar with and can picture a sweet shire, the same way the notion of ‘pleasant’ is easy to grasp. Furthermore, a series of modest,...

Think it is sheer coincidence that when I join this thread I get 'thrown' this by Journey 13, anyway since people are now referring to me as "the 1" I shall take on ths mighty challenge.

Totts scoops up all of Journey 13's verbose self-gratfying and obviously copy and pasted diatribe in a misguided attempt I believe to cheat on his English assignment and also gain unmerited Viz points, which from my own painstaking research I believe he attained from:

http://www.coursework.info/University/Linguistics__Classics_and_related_subjects/English_Literature/Poetry/Romanticism/Wordsworth/Carefully_read_the_poem__Simon_Lee__by_W_L873451.html ,

And now puts (akin to throwing) it to the rest of vizzed forum and moderators that this obviously contstitutes spam and in no way contributes to the ethos of Viz or the tone of the post.

I thank you (bow)

DarkHyren : Journey13 is copy/pasting spamming Do with him what you want to. (1. for spamming - wrong forum 2. for plagarizing)

I through a dart at the person below me.

I hold up a dart board to catch the dart.

I throw a dartboard with a dart sticking out of it at the user below me.

While I was playing Descent for MS-DOS full blast on my speakers, I was unaware that marioisawsome threw the shell at my head, after I realize what has happened, I get mad and I throw my old 20 lb. typewriter at the user below me.

In a feat of sheet superhuman strength and endurance Totts leaps bravely in the air and starts typing up a manuscript for the perfect video game on the old typewriter which crashes to floor with a smash as she lands perfectly beside it Matrix style and throws he writtings at the user below her.

Catches writings before randomly tearing them up and using them as paper bullets.

Shoots said bullets at person below.

Doges bullets then throws my sammich at the person below me.

*is a Buzzy Beetle, which cannot be harmed my your stoopid fireballs *

Now I throw a King Boo at the user below me!

I use GunSolEX from Megaman Battle Network 4 in the King Boo and he vanishes. yay

I'll throw an air hockey disc at the user below me.

* DODGES IT *

* THROWS A GRENADE AT PERSON BELOW ME *

((this is getting really boring...))

*kicks the grenade in a random direction*
*grenade lands in a Dodongo's mouth, blowing it up*

I throw the WindWaker at the user below me!

Ouch! Dang Donkey! I drop nuclear waste on the user below me!