Heres the game you are very old as old as you want to be. Now you make up story's true or not that are incredibly outrageous or unbelievable. Then the next person continues off of your last sentence ranting on about one of the key words in the sentence.



I'll start.

Hello I'm pennylessz I'm five thousand years old or was it million. Who are you anyway? Get outta my face! Oh hello grandma oh yes I'll talk to you. You want to hear my life story? (*you* NO!) Oh yes I remember at first there was just me and nothing else. Oh yes it was pretty exiting thoughs days. I remember I was sitting there. Then god said let there be light. Then I said turn that light off i'm trying to sleep! I remember 500 years later I met Adam and eve oh boy were they nuts they thought I was a snake. Delusional I say! Then we all sat there eating delicious apples. Then god kicked us out for renovations or something, he's not quite done even to this day.

Oh, when God kicked us out we had notthing! We didn't have all dis fancy stuff y'all got here now... Like all dis nose-phones and cell pods... Why, we ain't got no tv. All we had for entertainment was work. So we worked our butts off. Nutthin' was better than working. Do you hear me kids? Maybe you should work more now deese days. All I see is you guys writing letters to each other on dem cellular devices. Is that a nose-phone you got out there kid? What is that? PUT THAT AWAY, NOW! I DON'T CARE IF THE GOOD LORD HIMSELF BE TEXTING YOU, CHILD!