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I think my cat is trying to kill me

 

09-06-23 05:17 PM
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I need your help. I think my cat is trying to kill me.
Every time i go up and down the stairs my cat just causally walks right in front in me. On a few occasions i almost trip on her.

Is my cat trying to kill me? I'm pretty sure the police would never suspect the cat of murder. Its the perfect crime.

Here's the little goober. You can see the murderous intent in her eyes.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/845209677440090125/1149105677155975248/20230902_101550.jpg?ex=64fa4b8e&is=64f8fa0e&hm=b627f261656cb9db90a72d48680ff3c27a5f772f84e94c7dc4dc39b6e892077b&

(this is a joke thread btw)

I need your help. I think my cat is trying to kill me.
Every time i go up and down the stairs my cat just causally walks right in front in me. On a few occasions i almost trip on her.

Is my cat trying to kill me? I'm pretty sure the police would never suspect the cat of murder. Its the perfect crime.

Here's the little goober. You can see the murderous intent in her eyes.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/845209677440090125/1149105677155975248/20230902_101550.jpg?ex=64fa4b8e&is=64f8fa0e&hm=b627f261656cb9db90a72d48680ff3c27a5f772f84e94c7dc4dc39b6e892077b&

(this is a joke thread btw)

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Just call Zanderlex. You seen what he does to animals and squirrels. (Referring to that one thread).
Just call Zanderlex. You seen what he does to animals and squirrels. (Referring to that one thread).
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Is that a calico? It look's like one, I like her design. Funny story though, when I first saw this thread I was so confused, this is like a thread becky would have made, not you, but I guess I could see you making a thread like this.

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Is that a calico? It look's like one, I like her design. Funny story though, when I first saw this thread I was so confused, this is like a thread becky would have made, not you, but I guess I could see you making a thread like this.

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From what I've heard about cats, that seems pretty accurate to what a cat does.
That sentence was also worded weirdly.
Cute cat though! What's her name?
From what I've heard about cats, that seems pretty accurate to what a cat does.
That sentence was also worded weirdly.
Cute cat though! What's her name?
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The photo kinda looks like the cat was using your phone and opened the front camera by accident.
The photo kinda looks like the cat was using your phone and opened the front camera by accident.
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Your cat is not trying to kill you. She's only demonstrating her superiority over you, because as everyone knows cats own humans and not the other way around.

If you try to go upstairs WITHOUT her permission, she blocks your way for unauthorized pass. If you try to get a picture of her WITHOUT her explicit consent she attempts to stop it, like in the photo you posted here.

Only when you pledge absolute submission to her you'll be able to go back to a happy life. I'd take these merciful signs as a warning that you're leaving the right path, so I hope you learn your lesson.
Your cat is not trying to kill you. She's only demonstrating her superiority over you, because as everyone knows cats own humans and not the other way around.

If you try to go upstairs WITHOUT her permission, she blocks your way for unauthorized pass. If you try to get a picture of her WITHOUT her explicit consent she attempts to stop it, like in the photo you posted here.

Only when you pledge absolute submission to her you'll be able to go back to a happy life. I'd take these merciful signs as a warning that you're leaving the right path, so I hope you learn your lesson.
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