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04-07-20 08:06 PM
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This thread will be purely dedicated to cid789's master jokes! Listen closely and read carefully, or some might fly past you! Let's give it up for our MC,

cid789 : !

Lay us your best ones!
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Lay us your best ones!
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Here comes the punchline.............
Here comes the punchline.............
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Minuano :
Q : why are frogs are so happy?
a: They eat whatever bugs them.

Q : Why were the fish’s grades bad?
a:They were below sea level.

Q : What do you call a sleeping bull?
a:A bulldozer.

Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his snack?
He was shellfish.
Minuano :
Q : why are frogs are so happy?
a: They eat whatever bugs them.

Q : Why were the fish’s grades bad?
a:They were below sea level.

Q : What do you call a sleeping bull?
a:A bulldozer.

Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his snack?
He was shellfish.
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04-07-20 08:16 PM
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Minuano :
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.

What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.

Q : What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
A: Quattro sinko.

Q : Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.

Q : What's the difference between England and a teabag?
A: A teabag could stay in the cup for longer.

A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Minuano :
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.

What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.

Q : What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
A: Quattro sinko.

Q : Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.

Q : What's the difference between England and a teabag?
A: A teabag could stay in the cup for longer.

A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
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04-07-20 08:20 PM
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Minuano :

Q : Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
A: Because he was always spotted.

Q : Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Q : Can February march?
A: No, but April may.

If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster.

In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was made in China.

Q : What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A: "You're too young to smoke."


this is my last one for couple of days
from cid789
Minuano :

Q : Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
A: Because he was always spotted.

Q : Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Q : Can February march?
A: No, but April may.

If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster.

In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was made in China.

Q : What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A: "You're too young to smoke."


this is my last one for couple of days
from cid789
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04-07-20 08:38 PM
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04-10-20 10:32 AM
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Minuano : today jokes are

PATIENT: Doctor, I need your help. I'm addicted to checking my Twitter! DOCTOR: I'm so sorry, I don't follow.

What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite!

What brings a lion to the hospital?

A CAT scan.

What do you call bears with no ears?
B–

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack*.
Minuano : today jokes are

PATIENT: Doctor, I need your help. I'm addicted to checking my Twitter! DOCTOR: I'm so sorry, I don't follow.

What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite!

What brings a lion to the hospital?

A CAT scan.

What do you call bears with no ears?
B–

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack*.
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04-10-20 10:43 AM
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Minuano :
A horse walks into a bar. The shocked bartender points a finger his way in alarm and yells, "Hey!"The horse says, "You read my mind, buddy."

So a five-dollar bill walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey. This is a singles bar."

Two jumper cables walk into a bar. One of them says "We'd like a couple of beers, please."
The bartender says "Okay, but don't start anything."

Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

A penguin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So what will it be this time?" The penguin doesn't answer because it's a penguin.

What position did Bruce Wayne play on his little-league team? He was the bat-boy.

What happens when Batman and Robin fight a steamroller?
They become Flatman and Ribbon.

What is a Batman's favorite drink?

Fruit punch!

Minuano :
A horse walks into a bar. The shocked bartender points a finger his way in alarm and yells, "Hey!"The horse says, "You read my mind, buddy."

So a five-dollar bill walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey. This is a singles bar."

Two jumper cables walk into a bar. One of them says "We'd like a couple of beers, please."
The bartender says "Okay, but don't start anything."

Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

A penguin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So what will it be this time?" The penguin doesn't answer because it's a penguin.

What position did Bruce Wayne play on his little-league team? He was the bat-boy.

What happens when Batman and Robin fight a steamroller?
They become Flatman and Ribbon.

What is a Batman's favorite drink?

Fruit punch!

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04-10-20 10:52 AM
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Minuano :
What is Deadpool's favorite part of a joke?
The "Punch" line.

What did Deadpool say to Spider Man?
"Don't bug me."

What's the difference between Deadpool and a unicorn?
Nothing, they're both fictional characters

What does Groot say when he has a bunch of money?
I am loot!

What kind of spider likes to hang out at the Avengers headquarters?
A Black Widow.

Why are cats so good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!

What do you get when you cross Sonic The Hedgehog and Curious George?
2 Fast 2 Curious.

What does Sonic use to knock on a door?
Knuckles.

Why did Sony hire Justin Timberlake to fix the Playstation Network?
Because they were hoping he could bring more than sexy back!

this my last jokes into tuesday have a great weekend
from your master of jokes cid789 aka deadpool on discord
Minuano :
What is Deadpool's favorite part of a joke?
The "Punch" line.

What did Deadpool say to Spider Man?
"Don't bug me."

What's the difference between Deadpool and a unicorn?
Nothing, they're both fictional characters

What does Groot say when he has a bunch of money?
I am loot!

What kind of spider likes to hang out at the Avengers headquarters?
A Black Widow.

Why are cats so good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!

What do you get when you cross Sonic The Hedgehog and Curious George?
2 Fast 2 Curious.

What does Sonic use to knock on a door?
Knuckles.

Why did Sony hire Justin Timberlake to fix the Playstation Network?
Because they were hoping he could bring more than sexy back!

this my last jokes into tuesday have a great weekend
from your master of jokes cid789 aka deadpool on discord
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07-04-20 09:54 PM
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cid789 : Can we get more of these? The jokes you've been leaving in your posts lately have been reminding me about how much I miss your jokes. You should really try to make some of your own! I really laughed at "no 'o'ing around".
cid789 : Can we get more of these? The jokes you've been leaving in your posts lately have been reminding me about how much I miss your jokes. You should really try to make some of your own! I really laughed at "no 'o'ing around".
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Minuano : i will try tomorrow. i am getting soon to get some sleep.
Minuano : i will try tomorrow. i am getting soon to get some sleep.
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