Today, I was browsing the intrawebz quite happily before I came upon the news of Yahoo UK (My friend sent me there). Confused, I looked around and noticed this in the headlines:

Gay Penguins Split In Love Triangle Shock
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What?
Interested, I immediately clicked it. (Click the headline to see it). What followed was me almost falling over in laughter. I mean, there is a guy in North Korea firing off Nuclear Missiles and here we are reporting Gay Penguins.

Well, kudos to the penguins.


In other news, a man has bought the most expensive Cigarrette ever.

Josh Muszynski wandered into a Petrol station looking for a pack of smokes, buying a good pack, he then happily drove home as he paid with his Credit Card.

The next day, his bill came in. From what he saw, he almost fainted.

The bill contained the following debt, a 17-digit number.
He owed, for one pack of smokes, $23,148,855,308,184,500 (twenty-three quadrillion, one hundred forty-eight trillion, eight hundred fifty-five billion, three hundred eight million, one hundred eighty-four thousand, five hundred dollars).

Absolutely hilarious. XD

About the first story: As Steve Colbert put it (sort of): "This disproves that it's natural to be gay; it only proves that it's natural to be bi"


About the second story: and that's why it's a bad idea to smoke

For the second story no shock... and look who is behind it... Bank of America

Smoking is a lot better then using credit cards. Credit cards just screw people over financially like in this case If he used cash it wouldn't have happened.

Except for the fact that credit cards don't give you cancer or any other lethal disease...

at least not yet

They might not give you cancer but they can make your life a living hell. Let's see, bankruptcy, bill collectors, government workers pounding on your door trying to serve you papers, the bank itself making daily non-stop phone calls demanding for the money. I am lucky I get to live both lives at same time

This is supposed to be funny...

Why is no one laughing?!

Why so serious?

the second story isn't a big deal.... someone would get that fixed no problem.... it would get undone.

and the first story should not be a surprise either.... animals aren't gay. The natural inclination might be to pair up for many species but that doesn't make the animal gay.... and look, a hot female came along and one of the males split off....

I'm so tired of the being gay is natural or normal or uncontrollable argument.

How is it that when one, just one "thought to be gay" couple of penguins breaks up, that means automatically that animals aren't gay? So you really think that people CHOOSE to be gay? Why would they? Gay people are frequently treated as outcasts. I found this article interesting. After all, it does at least prove that homosexuality exists in animals as a genetic trait (whether it's a mutation or not) http://www.skeptictank.org/gaygene.htm


I joked in my first post here, just nobody followed suit. Why so serious? lol. The Joker is awesome.